The Matt Hancock bootlickers sniped my 13 y/o sister’s comment and it was such a slay 😭

dumb vent

i actually do have the problem where ill like...... forget to talk to people for days bc like???? IM BUSY W MY SPINS OKAY.

JESS DID YOU SEE JYP'S PERFORMANCE AT THE BLUE DRAGON FILM AWARD THING??!!

Can we just talk and the reactions from other idols too cos I was holding in my ugly laugh in work watching the live performance😭😭😭

ALSO NOT SUNGMIN TELLIN THEM TO BE CAREFUL COS THEIR REACTIONS ARE LIVE???

No because I work at this boba cafe n I was taking people's orders and I just kept thinking about it and I swear the amount of times I almost cackled in a customer'a face😞😞

My friend watched it with me and he was like "this is why his wife didn't want him anymore"😭😭

NO LITERALLY.

It was so fucking vindicating for me, honestly. Like. I was like "SEE SEE THIS IS WHAT KIND OF GUY HE IS HE THINKS HES GOOD AND STILL FAMOUS AND A BIG SHOT AND HE SUCKS AND HES THE WORST"

I literally cackled the whole way through the performance and my husband was astounded they let him go on.

Dude. Let SKZ shine, give them promotions and let them do the work, just quit.

You're not a young man anymore.

Nobody likes you.

BUT.

This lady on titkok recreated his performance and I was DYING.

So here. Have this.

Fuck you JYPISS.

A prompt abt Deb asking Lou what's her fave food and the reply was "if you let me taste you, it might just be you" (saw this trend on titkok😩) smut if you're feeling generous❤️

x.

“Long day?” A deep voice asked, a damp rag that smelled like mildew passing just barely an inch from Debbie’s fingers on the bar as she grimaced.

“I didn’t come here to talk,” the brunette sighed, barely glancing up. “Just get me a—“

“Cosmopolitan,” he winked. “Coming right—“

“God, Rusty,” another voice drawled, heels clicking onto the scene as a blonde stopped, cutting in front of him as she booted him out of the way with her hip. “Only you have to put this little effort into driving every woman out of this bar. I mean if you want to make it even easier, you could just literally stick your foot in your mouth. Actually,” she paused, frowning at his face for a minute as his bewilderment set in. “That might be doing your face a favor, actually.”

Debbie couldn’t help the giggle that escaped her at the insult, the soured man grumbling as he teed he’s away as the blonde took his place, looking at the cosmopolitan glass with disdain.

“You can tell me you do want a cosmo and I swear I won’t judge,” she promised, whispering across the bar. “Ugh,” she wrinkled her nose, chucking the damp rag across the room as it smacked into Rusty. “We only use clean fucking rags in my bar, asshat.”

Another giggle escaped from Debbie’s lips before she could stop herself, blushing as the blonde’s gaze returned to her, shooting her a wink.

“As I was saying, my issue is with assholes treating women like shit by assuming. But if you want a—“

“I’ll drink whatever you’re drinking,” Debbie grinned, sliding her ID across the bar. “My treat.”

“Your treat?” The blonde laughed, looking down at the card, running a finger along the edge. “Deborah Ocean?”

“Debbie,” the brunette corrected softly, biting at her lip.

“Miller,” the blonde offered, sliding the card back. “Lou Miller. And I might let you buy the next round. Or dinner. But this is my bar, so I think the drinks are on me either way. But sexist remarks aside, if you’ll allow me, you’re exactly the type of woman I’d love to buy a drink for. Scotch okay?”

“Poison’s okay after today,” Debbie exhaled, putting her head halfway towards the bar before she remembered Rusty’s poor excuse for a wipe down, the blonde coming to the rescue with a clean linen napkin that slid under her cheek before her face reached the table. “Thanks,” she smiled.

“Talk about it?” Lou asked, leaning forward again, her bangs falling into her eyelashes.

“Definitely not.”

“Drink about it?” She laughed, sliding the glass forward as Debbie breathed it in. “It’s smooth. Promise.”

“I wasn’t worried,” Debbie shrugged, sipping at the liquid cautiously, smiling as the warm ness coated her throat and slinked towards her belly like warm lust.

“No,” Lou smiled, her eyes twinkling. “I don’t get the sense you’re ever worried about much.”

“How do you mean?”

“You seem fearless,” Lou shrugged. “Gutsy.”

“Those are some words for it,” Debbie rolled her eyes. “Bitch is another. And today’s term of choice.”

“I’ll kill ‘em.”

“He’s not worth it.”

“But you are,” Lou whispered, looking almost regretful as she said it, her eyes flicking down to the bar as she cleared her throat.

Debbie didn’t know what it was. But there was something about Lou, besides the fact that she was gorgeous and hotter than hell, and had the most piercing deep blue eyes she’d ever seen, that made this scotch feel like she was on fire in the best of ways, with molten heat between her thighs. And then there was that line. Whispered or not. Real or not. And suddenly, she had to know, her fingers practically inching towards the blonde, creeping away from their grip on the glass.

“What’s the best thing to order here? I mean you own the place.”

“I might own the bar, but I take no credit for the kitchen. Hired some guy from Hell’s Kitchen. He’s the shit.”

“Come on,” Debbie teased, licking at her lips as she watched Lou’s eyes grow darker, farting towards her lips. “You know the menu. You must have a favorite.”

“I mean I haven’t tried everything…”

“But if you had to pick.”

“Well, Debbie Ocean,” Lou murmured, leaning in closer as she pushed the glass out of the way, her lips almost touching the brunette’s. “If you let me taste you, it might just be you.”

The jist is, if you came here from Reddit, welcome, memes are over there. If you came here from twitter or titkok, learn the fucking tags, and stop saying shit like mu7d37 and unalive because people who aren't me filter those tags for their own safety. You can say what you want online fuck off

Hey man ya know whats really cool!! Its that Titkok apparently runs an ad on Youtube thats just 4 seconds and its a lady whispering "I see you" in a creepy voice! Yeah thats fun but whats EVEN MORE FUN. Is that I was listening to youtube IN THE SHOWER WHEN IT PLAYED. REALLY COOL FUCKING AD THERE GUYS

Hello! First of all, Happy Pride Month! Hope you and your loved ones are happy and safe ♡.

I wanted to share with you a song meets fic revelation I had a few days ago. Lol.

Recently I've taken the habit when scrolling on titkok of writing down a song that catches my attention to download later.

Such is the case for "Dive Into You" by Loving Calliber.

And let me tell you the moment I looked up the lyrics of the song a voice in my head screamed

SANVERS

A College AU and One Night Stand AU and an "awkward I keep seeing you everywhere after we hook up and you're living in my mind rent free without caring for the safety of my forehead or bathroom tiles with how often I bang my head on them." Alex dilemma.

I know I'll write this sometime in the future myself, but I wanted to share it with other writers of the fandom, see if they saw the same potential of "song meets fic" and decide they want to do it as well. :)

Either way, I'm always happy to share, be it excitement for a fic or a song prompt.

Hope you have a nice night ♡.

Happy Pride!!!!

That is, honestly, a fan-fucking-tastic Sanvers au idea

I def don't have the time or energy for another fic, lolol

buuuuut

[Image ID: a four image moodboard that is separated by lines into 3x2 squares. The images, going clockwise, starting in the top right, are:

A rectangle image, cut into two squares by a line, of pillows and a rumpled blanket on a bed. A square image of Maggie Sawyer. A rectangle image, cut into two squares by a line of an old fashioned drink in a tumbler. A square image of Alex Danvers.

The top center square has the lyrics 'i was doing just fine'. The bottom center square has the lyrics 'the way that it was'. /end ID]

I cum like the ocean do you want to fuck?

person if you are not billy Wirth or the dilf from titkok you are not daddy nor worth my time. But thanks for trying!

Hi! As requested, some (very) random stuff. I am sorry you're having a bad day/week. February can go suck an egg in my humble opinion.

Meta: I was 0 days old when I found out that according to DA lore, there are no dwarven slaves in Tevinter. (because of the importance of the lyrium trade) I was refreshing my memory about Dwarven Ambasadoria and it says so on the wiki but without a source where that comes from. It seems unlikely to me, but ok.

Comic thing (Those who speak) that bothers me mighty: So, in the game, Isabela frees the slaves on the ship she is escorting. Because she agreed to do it without knowing that the cargo were living people. She lets them go. The guy is pissed mighty and that is why she agreed to steal the tome of Koslun in return for him. It's an entire plot! And in the comic... She kills the slaves. What the fuck Bioware.

Character: Varric's necklace has this running joke about Cock-ring necklace Ken. But as much as the makers of the doll didn't have a clue where that fashion came from, maybe Varric too wanted to be flashy! But ended up with a cock ring around his neck?

I was relistening DA2 banter and Varric has a dialogue with Choir boy about Bianca's cocking ring. And I kinda had a thought. What if the necklace is actually a spare part that he kept from the time Bianca made Bianca the crossbow?

Also, dunno why but everyone everywhere claims Varric is ENTP type, but when I sat down and checked it turns out he is very much an ENFP. It matters to me for some weird reason.

Also, Isabela/Varric banter is peak aromantic/asexual humor. I believe that Varric is the embodiment of (insert the no throw! dog meme) No sex! Only sexy!

In the comic (the one where they have a Fade trip) Varric in a dream sequence looks more like a human than a dwarf. (the way he is drawn) until he leaves the "vision" and looks like a dwarf again. Is this like? Intentional? Just a weird drawing thing when someone couldn't exactly figure out proportions?

The new comic (if we are speaking of comics and the way dwarfs are being drawn) has some dwarven ladies. People like the new Varric design. (good for them) I am crying over Dwarven ladies being done dirty.

Dark secret: I am low-key planning to ignore Dragon Age 4. People are hyped. I am like? Annoyed? I have my own canon, whole-ass Inquisition re-write. I don't care.

Also, I never played any dragon age game. I pirated it sure. I managed to create a few characters in a creator but never played further than the opening sequence. My laptop would burn to a crisp. It's really that shitty. I literary watched so many yt walkthroughs and read through the wiki. I often forget that is a weird and not-normal way to enjoy video games.

Another secret: I made a Cadash OC, I had them for so many years. And they are central to the plot of my entire personal Dragon Age Universe. The entire plot of Origins. Appear in DA2 events briefly. Then entire Inquisition. It's an overkill how important I made that character. But it's too late now! I wish I had enough willpower to record it somewhere (drawings, writing) just for the sake of it. Yet I am afraid of how weird it is. Funny, no?

Hope you feel a little bit better sometime soon.

I have no puns. I have a funny video in this trying time I sometimes watch to feel better: https://www.tumblr.com/titkoks/644666319075229696/obsessed-with-the-line-if-i-can-continue-to-be-a?source=share

SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG TO ANSWER!!!! february does suck!!! march is not looking that much better atm but here's to hoping....

Meta: I was 0 days old when I found out that according to DA lore, there are no dwarven slaves in Tevinter. (because of the importance of the lyrium trade) I was refreshing my memory about Dwarven Ambasadoria and it says so on the wiki but without a source where that comes from. It seems unlikely to me, but ok.

seriously?! i mean i suppose that makes sense but it also doesn't make sense considering y'know. the casteless? wait. what if they (the dwarves from other castes) wouldn't consider that enslavement of their people... that would be really fucked up but on brand for orzammar social politics huh

Comic thing (Those who speak) that bothers me mighty: So, in the game, Isabela frees the slaves on the ship she is escorting. Because she agreed to do it without knowing that the cargo were living people. She lets them go. The guy is pissed mighty and that is why she agreed to steal the tome of Koslun in return for him. It's an entire plot! And in the comic… She kills the slaves. What the fuck Bioware.

i mean, having isabela - a black woman - be a slaver in the worst place is already an extremely questionable writing decision. i also think it was a shit writing decision but the trail of logic seems to be along the lines of like: isabela gets in debt with the felicisima armada -> gets involved in slave trafficking -> gets cornered by the orlesians in the venefication sea -> slaves were killed (to allow the ship to maneuver since it's implied the ship was slow because the cargo holds were too packed) -> isabela vows never to traffic slaves again -> presumably the next time she's asked to do it anyway, she sets the slaves free? which is still not great. bioware's sliding scale of when slavery is or isnt acceptable is really... hm.

In the comic (the one where they have a Fade trip) Varric in a dream sequence looks more like a human than a dwarf. (the way he is drawn) until he leaves the "vision" and looks like a dwarf again. Is this like? Intentional? Just a weird drawing thing when someone couldn't exactly figure out proportions?

this is making me UNWELL. for so many reasons.

The new comic (if we are speaking of comics and the way dwarfs are being drawn) has some dwarven ladies. People like the new Varric design. (good for them) I am crying over Dwarven ladies being done dirty.

YEAH WHY DO THEY LOOK LIKE THAT??? what did they do to evka and harding?!?!?!

Dark secret: I am low-key planning to ignore Dragon Age 4. People are hyped. I am like? Annoyed? I have my own canon, whole-ass Inquisition re-write. I don't care.

yeah i'm checking it out for the vibes but im still digging around in origins and da2 for content so i hope that tells you where MY mind is at

Also, I never played any dragon age game. I pirated it sure. I managed to create a few characters in a creator but never played further than the opening sequence. My laptop would burn to a crisp. It's really that shitty. I literary watched so many yt walkthroughs and read through the wiki. I often forget that is a weird and not-normal way to enjoy video games.

EXCUSE ME MGDFKGJDKSGJKDFGJ this is SO funny you are the ONLY VALID person in the entire fandom and i love you

The queer community on titkok are OBSESSED with breeding self-loathing behaviors. They are constantly making videos saying certain people are wrong in their identities just because it doesn't fit in a box. Everything they say is almost word-for-word what cishet homophobes/transphobes spout. These people say they love everyone in the community but the second someone says they use neos or theyre unlabeled or they're bi/pan with a preference suddenly they need to start a month long hate campaign.

There's a reason I grew up hating the word queer. why I was so vehemently against being called a member of the community in any regard. and its because of people like the ones on tiktok who say if you don't know who you are, or if you think you're someone who's not in this box i've made up, then you aren't queer. and its fucking disgusting.

Death threats? Do you have a source for that? I admit, I wasn't reading the news a whole lot, but I thought it was just harassment and bullying. If there were death threats, fucking hell.

unfortunately i dont have actual, solid source on whether this fact

i was js on titkok the other day and saw a person i dont follow talk about it. i wasnt super deep in the news as it was happening; but i wouldnt be surprised if there were, theres some awful people out there

I feel like Grace shouldn’t have said anything but at the same time it’s so funny she stuck up for Joe and said that it was never that serious between A and Joe.

Like it just made A look all the more immature and silly dragging it out on her titkok when you have Joes friends even confirming it wasn’t ever that serious between them for her to be that mad 😭

I mean yeah, it’s silly like dragging it out, but I dragged my shit out after my Situationship for fucking ever. My friends were so sick of my shit. Because I was hurt. It fucking hurts. Especially when you’re the one who gets feelings. And it’s pretty obvious in this case she was the one that caught the feelings.

just thinking about ivy & h seeing the eras tour film in the cinema

as much as i want this to happen i truly think it would be like...h suggests it bc ofc its taylor and ivy is obsessed but ivy is just like...no so ofc h is so very 🧐 why not???? and ivy has to explain that swifties are fucking INSANE and she's seen too many titkoks of them not acting right in a cinema and she refuses to go so of course h buys out all the tickets, (to support his wife's capitalist queen) so they're the only ones at the showing and ivy is happy and entranced and ofc h is like...WOW this woman puts on a SHOW and you know he talks about it and taylor in the car alllllll the way home and ivy is so 🥰 bc she loves taylor so much and h asks about all the lore n her songs and ivy's favourite songs so they listen to those in the car first and bambi h has his education on taylor🫶🏻

couldn't agree on a name? THEN DO A VOTE! GO WITH THE ONE THAT MEMBERS SEEM TO AGREE WITH THE MOST ON. NOT A FUCKING ABLEST TERM THAT I DOUBT U CAN EVEN RECLAIM!

unless ur faking. unless ur one of those cringe endogenics who think they're a system because they think its fun or seen a titkok video, or engaged with another system and go "oh that seems fun!" or whatever else do u think being a system is fun? do u think having different people inside who has the potential to physically hurt the body or worse is fun?? are u just some kid who think it'll be so funny to have all your favorite characters to be apart of ur "system".

go see a psychologist if you think u have DID. because pretending to have a disorder like this is NOT fun! it's tiring and exhausting and i hate being a system and to see stupid idiots like you make me so angry.

Not pretending

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ON N'EST PAS SUR ONLYFANS ICI . LES DICK RATINGS  SONT UNIQUEMENT SUR MON SITE WEB ET C'EST UN SERVICE PAYANT. LES MESSAGES COMME ''SALUT, COMMENT ALLEZ-VOUS'' SERONT COMPLÈTEMENT IGNORÉS. LES RETARDÉS QUI CONTACTENT DES ESCORTES EN DIT QU'ILS VEULENT JUSTE ''ÊTRE AMIS'' OU QUI RECHERCHENT DES COPINES  OU DES ÉPOUSES LÉGITIMES MAIS NE S'ABONNENT MÊME PAS POUR 7 $ À MON ONLYFANS SERONT COMPLÈTEMENT IGNORÉS. POUR LES APPELS VIDEO OU TOUT TYPE D'APPEL (APPEL VOCAL) VOUS PAYEZ !!!! ET ILS SONT UNIQUEMENT SUR MON SITE WEB, PAS DANS LES APPLICATIONS GRATUITES !!! ME DIRE QUE TU VEUX ENTENDRE MA VOIX ? VOUS PAYEREZ POUR UN MESSAGE VOCAL. JE PEUX FAIRE FLY ME TO YOU - TOUTE LA PLANETE . SI VOUS NE SAVEZ PAS CE QUE CELA SIGNIFIE, GOOGLE IT. JE NE SUIS PAS VOTRE MÈRE POUR VOUS APPRENDRE. SI VOUS VOULEZ QUE JE VOUS APPRENDS QUELQUE CHOSE, VOUS PAYEZ. Blonde, Yeux bleus, 18 ans LA REINE DE LA SODOMIE !!!  Squirter - JE SUIS FEMME FONTAINE -0H, QUE OUI ! , BDSM, Trio, Interracial, Gang-bang, Fist-Fuck, Domination, Photos de pieds, mes petite culottes chaudes a vendre pour les fetichistes , Ballbusting, Fétichisme du latex, Fétichisme des talons, Cuckolding, Cracher , Uro, Scato, Sondage, CIM, COB, BBBJ, THICC, femme tres pulpeuse , trous si serrés que je peux fumer une Newport avec , toujours bien chaude et tres cochonne, no taboos. Top 0,01% de tous les créateurs OnlyFans !!! Mon contenu est protégé contre le piratage/le droit d'auteur ! Je possède tous les droits sur mon contenu. En vous inscrivant, vous acceptez de ne pas distribuer, enregistrer ou partager mon contenu. Des poursuites judiciaires seront intentées contre vous si vous enfreignez ces règles. Des poursuites judiciaires seront intentées contre vous pour tout type de piégeage ou si vous êtes la police se faisant passer pour un client, sachez que je suis extrêmement intelligente (QI 194) et je vous repérerai directement. En me contactant, vous acceptez ces termes et conditions et le temps payé est uniquement pour votre honneur et privilège d'être dans ma belle présence. Toute autre action est un pur choix entre deux adultes consentants et ce n'est pas un service. Je fais aussi des sextos PAYANTS, des appels vidéo PAYANTS, des appels vocaux PAYANTS, je vends mes culottes sales avec mon parfum féminin hypnotisant à l'intérieur pour que vous les sentiez  et l'eau de mon bain. :) Je vends mes autographes et mes affiches avec moi, je travaille actuellement sur une nouvelle ligne de t-shirts et d'autres produits mignons avec ma photo dessus, afin que vous puissiez dormir en permanence avec moi près de chez vous pour la vie !!! Je suis également créatrice vidéo professionnelle / éditeuse / photographe / joueuse professionnelle  d'e-sports (rang 1), streameuse twitch, investisseuse Bitcoin / Tesla, Bets Broker, je monétise les publicités instagram, patreon / fancentro / manyvids / sextpanther réalisatrice / productrice / Actrice AVN مرحبا وشكرا على وقتك تم آخر تحديث لهذا الإعلان في 5 مايو 2022 - صور حقيقية / تم التحقق منها !!! لا يوجد محل تصوير ، جسم طبيعي ، شاب ، مثير وبني دائمًا يطير بي إلى ما تفضله! الترتيبات الشهرية المفضلة! بالنسبة للسفر إليكم ، يلزم إيداع 50٪ لحجز تاريخكم. فقط للرجل العام ، أو الأشخاص ذوي الدرجة العالية من اللون الأبيض الياقوتي ذو الخمس نجوم ، أو المليارديرات ، أو المشاهير أو رجال الأعمال المهمين حقًا الذين يتمتعون بجودة عالية جدًا ، ومتميزين ، وذوي خبرة جيدة ، ومثقفين جيدين أطفال أو جوكر مهرج ترولز = INSTA-BLOCK !! إرسال رسائل فيديو عبر مكالمات الفيديو في WhatsApp من دول العالم الثالث = INSTA-BLOCK !! الرجال الناضجين الذين يقولون `` HAHA '' كل 2 ثانية = INSTA-BLOCK !! الرجال الصغار / الأولاد = INSTA-BLOCK !! الرجال الذين يعتقدون أنهم يتمتعون بمظهر جيد ويحبون أنفسهم كثيرًا = INSTA-BLOCK !! الرجال الذين يرتدون المكياج لا يتصلون بي !!! = INSTA-BLOCK !! 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Puede hacer ballbusting, o deportes sexuales extremos, lo que quieras, imitar en todo. A veces duo con otras A menudo viajan ¡Nos vemos rápido antes de que me vaya! Модель Фетиша Может играть только с маской Может быть домина, или покорна. Может делать мяч, или экстремальные секс-спорты, что бы вы ни хотели, в любой момент. Иногда я дуэ с другими Часто путешествуйте Познакомьтесь со мной быстро, прежде чем я ушел! Money exchange in legal adult personal services is for the privilege of beholding my beautiful presence in person only and is simply for the time spent in the delivery of lawful entertainment and companionship. Anything else that may or may not occur is a matter of personal preference between two or more consenting adults requested to be contracted for it in any manner. This is not an offer of prostitution. Fees charged are for time spent ONLY. By contacting me (by either phone or email). you agree to these terms and conditions, and also hereby agree that you are not part of any law agency using this advertisement for entrapment, though I know my rights and have legal representative.