#fuck panera
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You know, our history teacher shows us 'current event' videos, and the Panera lemonade came up and I heard so many kids saying-
'That's his fault, shouldn't have drank it knowing it had that much caffeine'
And I had barely any context to the situation and I looked at it and said 'it looks like normal lemonade..how was he supposed to know?'
I immediately could tell it was just marketed as lemonade, not as a high-caffeine energy drink. And these assholes with no context themselves are immediately assuming and calling that poor man and that poor young woman (and other people who have died because of it) stupid for not knowing, when there was NO WAY for them to know until it was too late
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made this BEAUTIFUL fuckn butternut squash soup last night. it was SO delicious gotdamn
recipe & personal anecdote below ~~
making this meal has felt like a HUGE overcoming to me. first, i've been wanting to make this but due to a shoulder injury i got at my previous job, it's very difficult to cut big vegetables like squash. i had the realization i could just buy puree and use that!!
the second reason this is so huge and rewarding for me is because at the start of every fall i always would go to panera to get their autumn squash soup (aka butternut squash soup). last year i worked for panera and it was awful and traumatic and idk when i'll be able to stomach going back there. so i wasn't sure if i would have butternut squash soup this season.
well evidently i did! i made it work. it's so delicious and really easy to make when using butternut squash puree!
here's the recipe ig:
2 12 oz containers of frozen butternut squash puree
1 cup of carrots (i just used baby carrots)
1/3-1/2 cup of apple cider
1 small onion sliced
2-4 cups vegetable broth
3 oz cream cheese
3 second pour of maple syrup
salt, pepper, nutmeg, cinnamon, curry powder, cayenne pepper, chili powder (plus whatever else u want) to taste
roasted pumpkin seeds aka pepitas
steps:
sautee onions, season them
add broth, cider, carrots, squash puree, spices
boil, simmer until carrots are soft and desired thickness is achieved. i let it simmer for around 50 minutes to get it nice and thick.
turn off heat, add cream cheese and syrup, blend with hand mixer / in blender in small batches.
serve with pepitas as garnish
#food#butternut squash soup#butternut squash#disabled#recipe#soup#soup recipe#autumn vibes#autumn#fall#fuck panera#food service#oc#I MADE THAT SHIT#it's funny that this post is laid out like a recipe blog with my personal anecdote first and then the recipe lmfao#this is truly one of the best things ive ever made#fave#love things#mothers tag
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LET ME GET 3 PANERA LEMONADES PLEASE
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Wishing I was in the Saw 2004 bathroom instead of hiding in the bathroom at work ….
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im gonna be very vulnerable and say thank god panera charged lemonade has calories, otherwise me and my caffeine addiction would not be alive
#fuck panera#caffeine addiction#caffeine#lemon#girlblogging#girly tumblr#energy drink#this is embarrassing#happy girl#lana del slay#addiction#what do i tag this
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Just spent an hour at Panera leeching off of their terrible coffee (it’s Saturday)
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Sometimes I wish the people who covered my day off would just get better at our job
Why do you get help but I don’t? Fucking hell.
The company complains about how expensive I am now but yeah that’s gonna happen when it now takes twice as long to do my job because someone signed off on a single rack oven instead of the double. Same amount to bake but now I can only bake half as much at a time. :/ it’s basic math you dumb asses.
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can you draw a bowl of panera bread mac and cheese? i wanna see how it looks in your bombastic art style and its the only thing i can eat without significant pain rn and i wanna teach myself to yearn for food im allowed to eat and not stuff like chimken.
i actually made mac and cheese with garlic butter chicken today was prettt good 👍 hooe you get to enjly food sowmday
#I CANT DRAW FOOD !!!!!#HAVD YOU ALL SEENTHE FOOD I DRAW IN MY ART ????#ITS BLOBS !!!#but i will appease you all my loves#i had no fucking idea what a panera bread was#i thoigh it was a specific tyoe of bread#seatched up panrrs bread and it was not a bread !
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My husband was unceremoniously let go from his managerial job at Panera Bread at the start of covid because he had the absolute audacity to advocate for the employees he was managing. I can’t exaggerate how much he bent over backwards for this company, dropped everything to go in overnight because they needed someone, etc
ANYWAY we ended up moving two states away to a much smaller town, and three years later these CORPORATE GHOULS decide to open a location here. These absolute bedbugs in human form decided to take their slimey greens and full menu devoid of even but one crumb of a spice or a flavor
And wow do I have half a mind to do a crime about it
BUT INSTEAD here’s some tips to make better sandos/ salads/ smoothies better by yourself
- The best honey mustard is literally equal parts dijon, honey, and mayo plus a little salt. Adjust to taste depending on how you like it
- The formula to make great vinaigrette is 3 parts oil to one part acid. I do 2:1 because I like it more acidic. The acid can be any kind of vinegar, citrus juice, mustard, etc. my go to that will get you compliments every time is 3tbs oil, about 1.5 tbs balsamic, and about 2tsp each of honey and dijon. Salt and pepper to taste and minced shallots if I’m trying to impress someone. You can shake them together in a jar or tupperware to emulsify, I usually whisk it together in the bottom of the bigass salad bowl so it’s one less dish
- The best smoothie in the world is frozen peaches, frozen strawberries, orange juice, and silken tofu. It’s also a very pleasant shade of tropical pink
Eat well and stick it to the fucking man ✌️
#fuck corporate greed#fuck corporations#panera bread#recipes#stick it to the man#anti work#anti capitalism
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called out of new job for the first time today and the amount of guilt i feel is so unreal
like i'm ACTUALLY sick. i have really bad stomach cramps and indigestion and would not be able to work well in any regard
but i'm still just so hateful towards myself for being so weak as to want rest and a break. this feels much worse than at other places i've worked bc this is a lean staffing type place. and we're always short staffed so there is all this built in guilt in calling out and taking any personal time for yourself.
they also didn't tell me any call out policy during training (typical) but DID make me watch some budget film about a panera employee coming in sick and effectively ending the world.
we also just had a covid case in this past week so i really hope that they actually take me seriously and don't think i'm not going in bc i was irresponsible and getting drunk super late last night just bc mgmt are all alcoholics.
#capitalist guilt#capitalist guilt my downfall#im gonna sleep more shortly thank GOD#oc#work#fuck panera#fuck work#fuck everything#im so afraid of getting fired but im like shhh they won't fire u until u start union organizing#anti work
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Nothing wwdits can say about anyone's backstory will be better than the fact that guillermo worked at panera bread. Imagine you clock in for what you think is going to be a normal shift and you end up meeting a very tall, handsome man who is trying way too hard to appear human and through a series of events you quit your job to work for this vampire, a species of which you've been obsessed with since childhood, under the promise that he will one day make you a vampire, something you've dreamed of also since childhood
#ik we'll never see it since its documentary style but i need to know how that went down#imagine all ur dreams coming true at fucking panera bread#wwdits
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I hope this piece of shit chain goes out of business holy fucking shit
#failures of capitalism#anti capitalist#capitalism sucks ass#panera#panera bread should go out of business#holy fucking shit how is this allowed
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sangwich update. daves fucking motherfucking bread. garlic hummus chive and onion cream cheese on each respective piece. boars head rotisserie chicken breast . boston lettuce on the bottom raw white onion on the bottom. i will update with my thoughts
#never trtied this bread bc its 6 fucking dollars but i got a little sillay at the store this time i shouldve got some sourdough later this#week replicating the panera steak baby arugula but with lettuce bc i dont like arugalu
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so fun story here i work at a panera and ive known about this for a while but i finally found a full image of the list
Anyway apparently some locations (including mine ig) are removing like half the menu at the beginning of next year.
You didn’t hear this from me :))
photo by Wolfygirl97 on reddit
#half of these are like our best selling items im going to scream#only good news is the pizzas leaving those take so long to make and theyre kinda bad#but im a service lead meaning im the one who has to break the news to people that corporate decided to axe fucking croissants#which we literally always sell out of#squishy speaks#squishy rants#squishy works#panera#panera bread#menu changes#fast food
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