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Billy in Manchester for the love of horror convention…he’s even more beautiful in person 🥹
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For the love of horror <3 11/11
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FTLOH 2023 | David & Micheal’s relationship
#my post#mine#tlb#the lost boys#the lost boys 1987#tlb 1987#tlb david#tlb michael#micheal emerson#micheal x david#david x michael
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For the love of Henri: Tome 7 - Legend of the Ginger Pubes
Looks like it's one tome per two years. The never awaited next chapter is here.
What you missed on FTLOH…Henri’s beloved first wife’s (Philanthropina) death was faked by the evil Kate and Meghan. Meghan married Henri but after accidentally burning a piece of Jesu’s cross, she became hated by the nation. Meghan decided to get the public back on side by procreating…however Henri was reluctant to give up his nethers.
After two long weeks of marriage, Henri had still not exposed his nethers to Meghan. Every time that Meghan tried to seduce him, he claimed he had to teach paupers how to grow their own vegetables, or was going to sleep on the streets to connect to the homeless (something that was his idea before Bulliam stole it and took all the credit).
Meghan had tried everything to entice his nethers. From dressing up as a sexy nurse, which resulted in her volunteering at the Hospital for the Sick and Decrepit after Henri mistook her intentions. To running them a romantic bath and having to scoop out all the water so Henri could water his plants. But alas, the nethers remained hidden.
One day, Meghan was lunching with Fergie, discussing the problems with her sex life. Fergie was the only member of the royal family who was as open as an American like her.
‘Have you tried getting your toes out?’ Fergie said, eating a grass sandwich.
‘Yes of course I have, he started doing “this little piggy” with them, honestly gave me the ick’
‘What about engaging in some dirty talk, maybe the whole tampon thing runs in the family?’
‘Actually Fergie, I’ll have you know Dear Papa Charles NEVER said he wanted to BE a tampon, just that it would be his luck that he’d become one!’
‘Tomatoes, tomatos. Anyway there might be something else you could do if you’re really serious about this baby business’. Fergie wiggled her eyebrows.
‘Spit it out woman!’ Meghan yelled, like the loud American she was.
‘I know a woman who knows a woman who could get you a baby, it’ll be genetically yours and everything’ Fergie winked dramatically.
‘But his nethers won’t arise for me, how am I supposed to get a genetically correct child?’
Fergie started waving around her hands and throwing petals in the air, whispering as pink smoke began circling around her. ‘As a royal wife, you are now privy to one of the family’s biggest secrets. Royals can create babies simply using their pubes! BUT, the baby MUST be carried by a Chosen One.’
Meghan gasped, ‘tell me more! Have there been previous Chosen Ones?!!!!’
‘Tiggy Leggy Iggy Wiggy Bourke, Julie Andrews, Rose (Allegedly) Chalomet’
‘Urm isn’t it Cholmondeley?’
‘Hush child!’ Fergie put a finger to Meg's mouth. ‘Speak not of what you know’.
‘Great I’ll have Julie’
‘FOOL, the Chosen One is chosen for you and can not be swopped between wives!!! Besides, only my beloved Eugbea has been blessed with the pipes of her Pube Mother, Julie’ Fergie span in a circle for dramatic effect.
‘Ok, no need to be so busybody! So Diana used Tiggy? You used Julie and Snake used Rose?! What a headfuck! Who did Liz use’
‘Are you DUMB!? Blood princesses don’t need a surrogate! That is only for married in women’.
‘So what must I do?!’
Fergie’s eyes bulged with excitement. ‘Retrieve five pubes from Henri, and then consult the Mistress of the Pubes, she will tell you what to do next’
Meghan stroked her chin thoughtfully, ‘five pubes you say? Shouldnt be so hard…’
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Later that day, Meg and Henri were watching a Richard Attenborough show side by side on the couch without touching.
‘Henri my love’ Meg cooed.
‘Yes dear’ Henri replied while reading Libby’s latest French novella, which they were planning to sell to raise money for three legged horses.
‘I was just wondering about the consistency of your nether pubes’ she said.
Henri choked in embarrassment. How could she bring up such a lurid topic? ‘M-m-m-y nether pubes?’
‘Yes well, my friend Gwynyth Paltrow says it’s important for men to condition their pubes as it increases productivity - can I have a little sample of yours? I’ll send them to Goop HQ and they’ll make you a personalised conditioner!’
‘I don’t think so Meghan dear, I’m happy with my productivity levels. I’ve just beaten Aunty Anne for the first time on my engagement count!’ Henri was proud yet humble about this achievement, and was certainly NOT bragging.
Meghan scowled. She really thought mentioning productivity would get him. Henri was devoted to his work, after all.
Later that night, in bed but not touching, Henri was reading some Greek philosophy. On the cover was a Greek statue showing off his clean, bare nethers. She was struck with an idea.
‘You know my love, that is one on Phily’s old books isnt it?’
‘Why yes it is’, he said with a tear in his eye.
‘She had an awful lot of philosophy books with those statues on the cover, and I found a few of her hand carved sculptures in the garden. They all had very bare nethers’ she smirked.
‘Well that is the style, one can’t sculpt in pubic hair!’ Henri said defensively.
‘Phily could’, Meghan said. ‘Phily could do anything and she was a huge supporter of natural bodies, I wonder if she just didnt like pubes on men’
Henri’s mind raced back in time. Phily was a advocate for natural bodies and was patron of the We Love Our Bodies And Body hair Society. But it was also true that she loved Greek sculptures and pubeless men.
Henri leapt out of bed and ran to the bathroom. Five minutes later, he appeared looking sheepish. Meg went in, finding just what she was looking for. A used razor with ginger pubes stuck in it. She laughed manically ‘FINALLY MY TIME HAS COME!’
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The next day Meghan hopped on a flight to NYC using Elton’s plane. She approached the door of the Den of the Mistress of the Pubes, which was actually the Penthouse Suite at the Plaza Hotel.
After knocking on the door, someone called ‘who goes there?!’
It was a special code and Fergie had given Meghan the password - ‘BITCH FLAKES!’.
The door opened and Meghan smelt a familiar tropical scent - JLO Miami Glow perfume (2005). Outside the window she could see a beautiful sparking woman on top of the Empire State Building performing a pole dance. When Meghan blinked, the woman was in front of her.
‘JENNIFER LOPEZ?!!’ she exclaimed. ‘YOU’RE the Mistress of the Pubes?!’
‘You got it’ Mistress winked. ‘I’m real, the way I walk the way I talk…’
‘I can’t believe it, you can dance, act, sing (kinda) and make babies from pubes’
Mistress broke into song and Meghan stood awkwardly while she finished, ‘don’t be fooled by the rocks that I got, I’m still Jenny from the block’.
‘Okaaay, so can you help me get pregnant?’ Meg said, knowing she could sing better.
‘You know I can’t get enough, I love that shit, you know I cant get enough, you love that shit’ Mistress wailed.
‘Shut up birch! I dont wanna hear your fuckin album!’ Meghan screamed, her tongue lashing out and poking Mistress in the eye.
‘Fine! What’s the problem?’
‘Henri wont give up his nethers and I need to get preggers so the British public forgive me for burning the cross of Jesu’
‘Wait, who are you and who’s Henri?’
‘Henri, Prince of the People!’
‘Ohhhh, Princess Phily’s man? God I miss her’, JLo wept as most people did when they talked about Phily. She was known and missed by every single human, animal and atom on the planet (apart from Meg, k8 and Willy).
‘Well yes, I have his pubes and I need a baby’. She handed over the five ginger pubes in a golden napkin stolen from Liz.
JLo took them and tucked them between her tatas. ‘Come back this time tomorrow’.
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That time the next day, Meg returned. She was off her face with excitement about who her surrogate could be. Surely for Henri, it wouldnt be some low level aristo like Rose (allegedly). Maybe it would be Dakota Johnson or Simone Biles!
When she got to the penthouse, Mistress JLo was there standing in front of a red curtain. Meg gasped when she saw who standing bouncing on his knees next to her.
‘Uncle Eddie?!’ Meg screamed.
‘It is I, Edward the curtain drawer-backer! No reveal can be made without me’
‘So this is how you make your extra cash’, Meg said.
‘Ok people, let’s not delay, the procedure was successful and I can confirm there is a royal baby on the way’, JLo said. ‘We will now reveal your surrogate’.
Eddie clapped and cheered.
JLo started singing as Eddie gripped onto the curtain rope. ‘Let’s get louuud, LET’S GET LOOOUUUUUD!!!!’
The curtain was pulled back revealing the surrogate. Meghan screamed like Kevin in Home Alone.
A stunning voluptuous lady was revealed, wearing a ruby bikini and a smile, ‘SHUT UP BIRCH, WHO PISSED IN YOUR FLAKES?’
It was Jimmu.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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GUYS COSTAS MANDYLOR ANNOUNCED FOR FTLOH 😭😭😭 I ACTUALLY HAD A SMALL PANIC ATTACK FOR A SECOND OMFG CAN'T BELIEVE I ACTUALLY GET TO MEET HIM THERE
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im sobbing i put on my batman/riddler-y playlist n like. recommended songscome on. but like all the songs are my saw-y songs like 😭😭 pleaaase please i was trying to go back to my roots but now im just feeling saw again. anyway ftloh tomorrow first con cant wait im going as amanda wheeeww
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current state of mind: obsessing over your writing
OMG!!! I’m so glad!!! Which one are you reading now? I think TITM and FTLOH are the most popular, though I’d have to check statistics to be sure.
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Saturday StepOut👟👟 #housewarmers #love #housefamily #swag #fyp #suckhisswag #ftloh #2021 #zinc (at In a Tunnel) https://www.instagram.com/p/CUUVhSio77W/?utm_medium=tumblr
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Young it cast from the 90s miniseries
Had a fantastic time meeting them and it just made my whole childhood!!
Just need to meet the adult losers and tim curry to have him sign pennywises fod
#ftloh#ftlohorror#it 1990#it stephen king#stephen king it#stan uris#stephen king#eddie kaspbrak#beverly marsh#ben hanscom#mike hanlon#henry bowers#benverly#reddie#pennywise
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Best For the Love of Horror 2019 Moments!
- When Billy started dancing during G's "Death by Stereo" song
- Seeing Tim (Sweaty Sax Guy) live
- The Cry Little Sister mosh pit at the after party
- the group of blazing drunk dudes screaming "AH WANT TIM CAPELLOOOO"
- Billy asking me "what's your dream?"
- G ACTUALLY remembering us?!
- Jamison recognising me instantly and jumping up to give me a hug
- Signing copies of my novel for Jamison and Billy
- Billy telling me "Brooke would have loved you so much" (tears were shed)
- Being told by Jamison so very bluntly, "The Christopher Walken thing? Yeah, that's ALL YOUR FAULT."
- "I hope Mrs Tim is a body builder too,” and other conversations between Jamison and I.
- Seeing a lil kid cosplaying Sam wearing the exact shirt I had on.
- Getting signed an old pic of me & Jamison "We look so different!"
- Jamison so kindly inviting me to Kiefer's concert with the others halfway across the city, but they weren't allowed to bring guests.
- FINALLY getting that keyring off Billy when I forgot last year lol
- That guy showing us his Bowie tattoo and letting us stroke it.
- Pretty much getting everything for free once again lol.
- Telling Billy I just finished writing something for Jamison and him saying "You wrote a book about Jamison??" I certainly could, but no.
- Getting a free photo with Billy after giving him a copy of my book, "You gave me a gift now I'm giving you a gift!"
- A photographer taking pics of my boyfriend and I because he liked our hair colours.
- Getting drunk on Peach Schnapps both days.
- Me stroking the knee of one of the musical performers while slightly drunk
- And finally, standing catching up and talking with Jamison for like 20-30 minutes after the con had ended.
- Overall just the best belated birthday ever!!
#Jamison Newlander#G Tom Mac#Tim Capello#Billy Wirth#The Lost Boys#Lost Boys#For the love of horror#ftloh#ftloh 2019#horror con#horror con uk#horror con uk 2019
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Billy’s interview at the ftloh in Manchester 💛
#billy wirth#the lost boys#dwayne the lost boys#actor#Manchester#interview#billy Wirth interview#own gifs
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So today I got to meet @tobinbellofficial , #ShawneeSmith and @realcostasmandylor at @ftlohorror from my all time favourite movie @saw and I’m a very happy girl 🖤 #ftloh #ftlohorror #saw #movie #convention #horror #tobinbell #costasmandylor #photoop #meetandgreet #happy (at Bowlers Manchester) https://www.instagram.com/p/B3zvYIAAgpS/?igshid=16ms886ne4lbr
#shawneesmith#ftloh#ftlohorror#saw#movie#convention#horror#tobinbell#costasmandylor#photoop#meetandgreet#happy
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@francodemulero & @juandiazibiza new track is straight up back to your roots – House Music! 🙏🏻 Out November 4th. “My Journey “ . . . . . #subliminalrecords #erickmorillo #housemusic #housemusiclovers #ibiza #barcelona #newyork #newmusic #francodemulero #dj #producer #music #housedj #dancemusic #backtohousemusic #lovehousemusic #fortheloveofhouse #ftloh #ftlohartists #aperteoplay #agenciaplay (em Agência Play) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4Nd9W-gVvI/?igshid=vo9pocto6ads
#subliminalrecords#erickmorillo#housemusic#housemusiclovers#ibiza#barcelona#newyork#newmusic#francodemulero#dj#producer#music#housedj#dancemusic#backtohousemusic#lovehousemusic#fortheloveofhouse#ftloh#ftlohartists#aperteoplay#agenciaplay
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#Repost @rellochris • • • • • • Finally got a picture with @the_terminator_uk he seems to be at every place i go but im always in a queue or something when he's around, great arnold fan and puts a ton of effort into what he does👍 @ftlohorror @monopolyevents #ftloh #fortheloveofhorror #theterminator #arnoldschwarzenegger https://www.instagram.com/p/B37rHV5F4rG/?igshid=9xnt6eo0fww2
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@streetplayeruk #ROBIN-S - SHOW ME LOVE #CLASSIC my second #streetplayer video I just noticed the students or tourist in the background 😂😂 some good interaction 💯 #goodvibes #ftloh #peaceandlove #dancetohousemusic #dancetoexpressnotimpress
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Little sneak peek from my Video Blog. This project is something I said I wanted to do and when the doors start opening for it to happen I knew it was going to be awesome! The full video will be posted to YouTube and Tumblr 10/16. Stay tune! 😘. #hairblog #ftloh #hairstylist #california #hairstyles
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