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theyanderespecialist · 4 months

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The Deal (Scenario) Yanderes Asmodeus/Fizzarolli X GN Blitzo Reader (Helluva Boss)

[Hello, I am finally getting around to this one! I hope that you all enjoy this chapter! It is after Fizz quits and How Ozzie and Fizz's relationship changes. Maybe a little of that episode! So good luck! I hope that you all enjoy this.

Disclaimer: You take the place of a Gender Neutral Listener

Disclaimer 2: Fizz and Ozzie are a canon couple, they are not yandere in canon. This is just for fun and not to be taken seriously. Simping for fictional characters and yanderes is fine. Just do not be illegal or gross about it. Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life. Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon.

(Yanderes Asmodeus/Fizzarolli)

(No One's POV)

Fizz had a crush on (Name) when they were kids. They were just such sweet Imps. Then the accident happened and a huge misunderstanding came from it. For over a decade he has hated one of the loves of his life. He mourned that he could have been with (Name). When Fizz learned the truth, that (Name) had wanted to see. That they do care. It made his heart ache. Also, it reminded him that they were dating Stolas kind of. That left him bitter and angry.

He gets ready for his date with Ozzie and then hears Ozzie come in.

"Why are you upset Froggy?" Ozzie asks him.

"well you know how I used to have feelings for (Name)...?" Fizz asks. "After they saved me... These feelings reared their head again... I love you so much Oz... It is just hard."

Ozzie pulls Fizz close. "It is okay Fizzy," Ozzie says. "I can tell why you love them, they are quite something."

Fizz stops and looks at him. "Oz? Are you attracted to them?" Fizz asks curiously.

"Yes, they are physically attractive, but it is more so that they saved you~ That they would never have hurt you like that, seeing them shoot your stalker~ That was kind of hot~," Ozzie says and kisses down Fizz's neck. "If you want, we could have them~ Keep them as our lovers ~"

"We could?" Fizz asks, this was the best situation that they could get in.

"We could, I still have to give them one of my crystals," Ozzie says. "Maybe we can even make a deal with them~ Make them ours, and ours alone~"

Fizz grins, that would be the best of both worlds. He would have (Name) and Ozzie, both of them being the loves of his life and he would never EVER let go of (Name) again. They belong to them~

-Small Time Skip; Brought to you by: Ozzie being an Evil Little Fuck-

(Name) was eating cheese and having a good time. When their phone rings, they answer it. "Hello?" They ask around a mouthful of cheese. "What do you need?"

"(Name)!" An excited Fizz says. "Since we are friends again, I thought I could have you over for dinner. You know, just me, you, and Ozzie."

"Okay?" (Name) draws out. "I mean I will not say no to a free meal, just is it you cooking or the lusty king? Last time I checked you burn water when cooking."

Fizz blushes. "Yes, Ozzie will be cooking," He confirms.

"Okay then, I won't say no to a good meal, and my daughter is out with Tex and the Queen Bee. She won't be back until Monday." (Name) says and starts to put on their shoes. "So I guess I am all yours!"

Fizz smirks happily, Yes, (Name). You are all Mine~ "That is great, we will pick you up in a few."

"Okie doki!" (Name) says and eats the last bit of cheese.

They wonder what prompted this. They shrug, whatever a free meal is a free meal. Soon Ozzie and Fizz are there and (Name) gets in with them. They drove down to Lust, (Name) talked to Fizz, they could tell that he was nervous. Was it because he was on edge because of the dinner? It was his idea, not (Name's).

They got up to the penthouse and there was a candlelit dinner. Wait what was going on?

"Were you guys planning a romantic date before inviting me?" (Name) asks.

"Kind of. The romantic date is for you, (Name)." Fizz says and (Name's) face goes a bright red. Oh boy!

"Hehe, oh that is a lot!" They laugh. "What does that mean, you two want a threesome."

Ozzie pulls out a chair for (Name) and they sit down.

"thank you."

"Anything for you," Ozzie says.

Fizz pulls out a box that looks oddly enough like an engagement box.

"We both want you, (Name)," Fizz says. "We do, really bad, but we know at this time you are bonded to Stolas, Ozzie can break that bind and then you will be free. To be with us."

(Name) takes the box and opens it, there is a crystal to have access to the human world. "Oh... Frick." They could not even swear, this is a lot.

They also have feelings for Stolas.

"Stolas cannot love you like we can," Ozzie says. "He is using you for his gain, he made a contract with you, so you will have to fuck him."

(Name) bites their lip.

"But we," Fizz adds. "We love you so much, I always have loved you, from since we were kids. You are just the perfect most wonderful darling."

"Fizz is right, why be with Stolas, who is not good enough for you, who does not appreciate you and does not stand by your side?" Ozzie asks, both were manipulating (Name's) emotional state.

"I-"

"Let us love you." fizz says and kisses them. "Let us show you how much you mean to us~"

(Name) felt their eyes tear up and they slowly kissed back Fizz. Fuck it was always what they wanted.

Fizz pulls away, this is it (Name) is almost their Darling.

"So what do you say, baby?" Ozzie asks.

"Alright." (Name) agrees it felt nice for someone to say they wanted them, and not ask for anything in return. (Name) felt loved and it made them feel good.

(Name) made the deal and they did not know that they just swore themselves to the Sin of Lust and His Imp lover, forever!

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS another Chapter is done! I hope that you all enjoyed this, and stay sexy, all of my sexy muffins!]

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cthulhusstepmom · 7 months

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It's all in the eyes.

When Kremy had first started working his way through casinos he'd been practically unstoppable. Starting with short trips, dipping his toes in so to speak; Staying just long enough to win a hand before cashing out and making a break for it(he'd learned the hard way about that special breed of thug that likes to beat up kids with a little cash). Slowly, one hand turned into two turned into three and four. Soon enough he would be playing tables for hours, bouncing between games with a smile and a wink.

Problem being there's only so many casinos around Agwé. Mobility wise he was also somewhat limited, unless he felt like swimming or ducking through the swamp, but he only had the one good shirt, can't afford to ruin it or they won't let him in. That and being too young and stupid to know better is what led him to that table in the Hungry Catfish.

He was about to cut it and cash out when he'd felt a clammy hand on his shoulder, looked up into the eyes of a bullywug with a smile too wide for his already froggy face. He hadn't bothered putting up a fuss about his winnings as he was steered from the table towards the bowels of the boat. What's money worth to a dead man anyway?

Mr.Guru's office is opulent, decorated with draperies in rich deep shades of blue. Kremy can feel the soles of the better of his two pairs of shoes sink deep into the carpet that he's too scared to lift his eyes from. Deep smoky incense and cigar smoke make the still air heavy and thick. It isn't helped at all by the almost physical weight of Mr.Guru's eyes focused solely on him.

"You hit a real lucky break there son. Do you know the odds of winning ten hands in a row?" His voice is gravelly, dark, with an edge of malice hanging over the words like a thunderhead.

"No sir." Of course he knew it was astro-fucking-nomical. He got greedy, Ma's birthday is coming up and he'd seen a beautiful pearl necklace in a shop window passing through the Magnolia Promenade, he'd wanted to grab the cash in one night so he'd be able to pull enough double shifts at the kitchen to make it believable when he showed up with it. If only he'd chosen any other casino.

"I don't appreciate being lied to boy."

"I'm sorry sir, I'm sure you don't sir."

"Why don't you go ahead and look me in the eyes when I'm talking to you?"

Suddenly his head moves on its own, he can't think of any better idea than looking Mr.Guru in the eyes, there's certainly no reason not to. Almost as soon as the conviction roots itself in his mind, it vanishes. But not before he's wrenched his face upward to lock eyes with the devil.

"You have the eyes of a sinner boy." He sounds pleased, smug. "You care to explain to me why I should let a whelp like you walk out of my casino with all that cash?"

Kremy stands his ground. He knows bullies, dealt with them all his life. And Mr.Guru isn't as such. He's a shark; Complete with the cold dead eyes, such a dark brown they're almost black. This is a man in power, power that Kremy can't even begin to understand. The moment he sees weakness, the moment he smells blood, Kremy is as good as chum in the water.

"Suppose I just have the luck of the cards with me Sir."

"That right? They speak to you do they?"

Kremy feels a small smile creep across his scaly lips.

"From a certain point of view."

To Kremy's utter shock, Mr.Guru lets out a bark of gravelly laughter.

"What do you do boy? Besides win improbable odds."

"Well sir I'm a fine chef and a quick learner."

Those black eyes narrow for a moment as Mr.Guru strokes a hand over his well trimmed beard.

"Could use a pair of hands like yours in my galley. What do you say son?"

The smile becomes a crocodile grin.

"Where do I sign Mr.Guru?"

It's not regret necessarily.

Kremy knows regret, intimately, and he can't quite say he regrets signing that contract. Perhaps guilt is a better fit. Deep down he knows he didn't really have much of a choice, if he hadn't accepted Mr.Guru's offer of employment he would have ended up like these poor souls.

Pushing the last of the heavy burlap sacks over the edge of the boat Kremy feels a sigh bubbling in his throat. It's an odd thing to be all introspective and shit when you're disposing of bodies, or so he’s been told. Personally, Kremy feels it's a very natural time to feel existential but he knows better than to try and make discussion over it now. He's just here because he's stronger than the bullywugs and it's been a busy night.

Now that he's been promoted to pit boss he's been spending more and more time with the Grinning Sinners, or the other Grinning Sinners(Mr.Guru has never been too clear on exactly what Kremy is in the organization, keeps everyone guessing that way, prevents anyone from getting too chummy with one another). Whether that be patrolling the pit, taking inventory, or dealing with some of the more unwanted patrons in whatever ways the Boss deemed necessary. He'd even been sent out to collect on bargains for Mr.Guru, a task that most of the Grinning Sinners are disallowed from.

Tonight there are whispers in the air though, one of the mid level Sinners(Jean-Claude he's pretty sure) is going to challenge the boss. It'll be his first time seeing it in person, he'd heard it a few times in his years in the kitchen, provided refreshments even. It's a privilege Mr.Guru provides all of his employees: the opportunity to challenge him to a poker game for your contract. If you win, you walk away with your soul in hand; no longer blemished by the contract you've signed. If you lose, another seven years are added to your time aboard the Hungry Catfish.

He's never heard of anyone winning.

And tonight is no exception.

As he leans against the bar, he attempts to subtly look over his boss's shoulder, get a glance of his cards; but it's almost like a veil of shadow sits over them and all he can see is darkness. Every time they hit the table though, it's clear as day how poorly Jean-Claude is making out. Word on deck is that he'd been seeing a gal and was looking to propose. Kremy had seen her a few times, she was alright he supposes though not to his tastes(between being rather toad-like and being of a womanly persuasion, there's not much to pique his interest). The information being passed down along the bar is that Jean-Claude had six years left in his contract; Hopefully his lady love would wait for him for thirteen.

The first time Kremy gambles his soul they're deep in the woods, returning from a meeting between Mr.Guru and a powerful business associate.

"Mr.Guru?" He asks, staring deep into the fire as he allows the bullywugs to clean up after dinner(an arrangement he can't say he dislikes too much, Kremy despises doing dishes almost as much as he loves cooking).

The man himself moves just a smidgen, tilting his head with an indulgent "Hmm?"

"Would you kindly play a game of poker with me?"

He loses. Badly.

It's the first time he's truly lost a game of cards in a long, long time.

Mr.Guru claps him on the back with a smile that shows too many teeth.

“Maybe next time son.”

He loses the next time too. And the next.

After the fourth he’d gone to find help in the only place he knew.

Pierre has a comfy seat in the organization all things considered, he may as well be Mr.Guru’s right hand man. And he didn’t get there by luck(or misconception given how many bullywugs seem to have his same name). With a steel trap mind and the instincts of both a killer and a gambler, he makes an excellent pit boss; and a better confidant.

“What the fuck is it Pierre? I’ve practiced my poker face till my muscles froze up. I know it’s not that. I don’t have tells, I know I don’t!” Seated at the bar, Pierre gives him an unimpressed look. “Right, I’ll listen.”

“You are young yet Kremy, and full of passion. And apparently all the knowledge in the universe if you are to be believed.” Kremy finds himself glad that he can’t flush under the gentle admonishment.

“Sounds like a you problem if you’re believing.”

Pierre grants him a croaky chuckle “Listen and Pierre will tell, your silvery barbs may amuse Mr.Guru but he is a man with much more patience than I.”

Kremy nods eagerly.

“There are many ways out of a contract, Kremy, you must learn to think outside of the box if you don’t want to be inside of it. You can iron out every muscle in your face, spend hours mastering the control of your expression, but you will never cull your true tell.”

He sits stone still as if that will make it easier to catalog all that Pierre is saying.

The old bullywug takes his hand. “Your eyes, Kremy. There is a fire inside of you that cannot be doused, it shows in your eyes. They will always betray you.”

Eventually he’d realized that Pierre was right, after stubbornly extending his contract another fourteen years. So he thought outside of the box. It was easy enough to track down Mr.Guru’s generous benefactor, even easier to sign yet another contract(though he read through this one much more thoroughly). Taking a patron and taking another name for himself: Lecroux. And well, technically speaking Kremy Lecroux didn’t sign his soul away to Mr.Guru. It wasn’t an honorable way out but if there’s one thing Kremy is good at it’s cheating. Sort of poetic in the end, that cheating Mr.Guru got him into this mess and (from a certain point of view) it’ll get him out of it as well.

From then it was history. He skipped town, swam through the swamp for a few days before pulling himself up out of the river and setting about getting a new set of clothes. Trading playing cards for a set of dice, though he still kept his aces close (tucked into the brim of his new hat to be exact). Altogether he was a new man. And one night as he sat down for a drink, his wandering eyes found another fire.

His name was Gideon.

#is this how it happened? probably not #but until we get more information this is my story and i'm sticking to it #My inspiration for one Mr. Remy Guru is Patrick Page's performance in Hadestown btw just copy and paste straight over #fascinated by Kremy and eyes #the cyclops thing at the carnival #trading his eye color for the unicorn horn #eyes are windows to the soul you know #kremy lecroux #once upon a witchlight #gideon coal #coalecroux #legends of avantris

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welcome-to-green-hills · 3 months

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Sonic Prime positivity headcanons?

Hello, my dear!❤️✨

Positivity headcanons… hmm! Okay, I’ve got some:

When Green Hill was restored—just a bit after Shadow took the prism and before the picnic on the beach—Sonic made sure to give each of his friends a very, very long hug. Especially Tails.

Shadow learns to accept hugs from Sonic and to not fight him. Sure, he still flops around like a noodle in Sonic’s arms, but he grows to like them.

Sonic has an irrational fear of the dentist. It’s usually a team effort to get him to go and stay with him. He’s much more willing to go if he gets either a lollipop at the end, or gets to dig around in the prize box for a small Cracker Jack toy.

Shadow and Sonic use the prism every once in a while to check in on everyone in different shatter spaces.

Shadow and Sonic are very, very close after restoring the shatter-verse.😏

All of the palm trees have names, as well as a back storySonic and Amy get really offended if you don’t address them by their names (Their personal favorite is “Steve,” he lives by the beach and daydreams of being a chef).

None of them (except for Amy) knows how to cook. Sonic and Tails are notorious for setting fires in the kitchen and burning food.

Rebel and Renegade run for public office and win in a landslide. They’re marketing campaign consisted of eco-friendly reconstruction and more palm trees to plant.

Rusty and Black Rose sail across No Place in search of mystical gems and shiny gold rings. They’re also an old sea tale (that Catfish 100% “did not” make up) of them slaying a water monster that swallowed glowing rocks.

Prim and Thorn learn to mend their relationship and talk a bit more about their feelings. They bond over throwing spears and planting trees.

Gnarly is convinced that werehogs are real and sets traps for them all around the Bozcage Maze.

Nine reprogram the Alphas to have free will. They think and feel, but keep him company. Nine knows that it’s not the same, but he’s content with the company.

The Chaos Council are still drifting through the Void and spend more time arguing with each other than before.

Sonic has severe separation anxiety.

Big, New Yoke Big (would his name be “Smalls?” I’m calling him Smalls), Hangry, and Catfish like to take naps in high places. Whether it’s in trees, the ship’s sails, or on the roof, he likes to find a quiet place to nap.

Of all of the crew members on the Kracken that have a bounty on their head, Froggy has the biggest reward money. His crimes are too horrific to ignore.

Mangey makes a really good fruit salad.

Rouge knows everyone’s deepest and darkest secrets. She likes to playfully tease her friends about it once in a blue moon.

If Sonic and his friends go on walks in the forest, everyone needs to stop and let Amy talk to the birds. She loves the Flickies and can name every species.

Shadow guards the damned 4th chaos emerald (and the Paradox Prism) with his life.

#Sonic Prime #I miss you Sonic Prime 🫡🥺#mystery anon #off topic

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commenter2 · 7 months

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"Mammon's Magnificent Musical Mid-Season Special featuring Fizzarolli" review

Let’s see Fizz handle Mammon’s BS. SPOILERS and long post warning

Well the video’s image already confirms Mammon is evil and seems to have an odd relationship with Fizz, but that was a given fact.

Teenage Fizz and Blitzo!

ITS KNIFEY!!!! KNIFEY IS MAMMON’S VOICE!

Let’s be honest, Mammon could have treated that Imp kid much worse so its nice to see him not.

I’d brag that I was right about Mammon exploiting Fizz, but that was obvious from the start.

You’d have to admire Mammon for being honest about his feelings.

The moon of the Greed ring is a giant coin, but it looks like a hologram of some kind to me.

So that’s why Fizz was cautious towards that fan on the “Ozzie’s” episode. I also feel like it’s a joke making fun of hardcore fans of a franchise, who think their ideas should become actual canon in said franchise.

Froggie? I get that’s its likely referencing how Fizz jumps around, but what’s wrong with Fizzy? Wait wasn’t Blitzo called that in “Western Energy”, and was insulted by it?

Obviously we all love seeing Ozzie care about Fizz’s happiness and wanting to protect him from his fans and Mammon, but I don’t fully believe Ozzie when he says he doesn’t want to build sex robots that look like him. Maybe he wants the robots for himself XD.

While Ozzie is talking to Blitzo, you can see one of his rooms having gear designs on the wallpaper. I know it’s been confirmed that he is a skilled inventor, but I like seeing that as it shows the writers are showing that he is more than just the embodiment of lust/Fizz’s boyfriend.

IDK about you but Ozzie’s new outfit makes him look like Valentino a bit. There has been a joke about how "Val is copying Ozzie" so maybe it’s a joke about that, just neither are copying each other and its just coincidence?

Just like Stolas can, Ozzie can become a pile/form of something, in this case fire. Could this be enough to confirm that he is part phoenix like I brought up before? I also feel like it’s a joke about the “flames of passion” saying.

Helsa von Eldritch!?!? Oh wait that's not her, just girls named Glitz and Glam. Apparently they are voiced by the VA who voiced Katie Killjoy in the pilot. I wonder if their audio will be used in future fan made Katie Killjoy funny vids?

What’s with the spider webs? Is Mammon supposed to be a spider demon? Could it be a refence to Angel Dust?

I’ve been waiting to talk about that scene of the girl getting her eyes burn ever since it appeared in the 2022 trailer. First off I can strangely see pics of her and that Imp she was on becoming a couple, if you ignore the sign she had. I could see a comic where he took her to a hospital which she finds sweet and then the rest is history. I can also see a comic where Lilith Morningstar forces Mammon to pay for her medical bills due to a combination of not liking Mammon and as revenge for his statement about women not being funny.

Mammon keeps claiming he never had a son, which I feel like is building up to the reveal of Wacky Wally being his son. Fingers crossed :3

Blitzo can still do the Spider-Man upside down hanging. That is going to make a lot of Blitzo X Stolas fans happy XD

The moment with the deaf child has to be the cutest moment in the season so far.

It’s that stalker guy from before, he surprisingly looks good after all that time.

MAMMON IS A SPIDER DEMON! Honestly I don’t really like that as we have enough animal demons as it is, so it would have been nice if he was similar to what Lucifer is, or a few of the fallen angels that still look like angels to some capacity.

Heh flying fishes XD. The song is also really nice too.

Why hasn’t Fizz tried calling Ozzie for emotional support?

You can see a game called Fizzopoly in the background. Knowing the real life Monopoly brand, I can see that becoming a real toy one day, or at least a Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss themed one. Would you buy it if it was a real thing?

There’s Ozzie. Also “character too big to get through door” cliché, but at least he can teleport to solve that problem.

There first “I love you” moment!

I know it was just played for fun, but I wonder if Blitzo (at this moment in time) is a bit jealous of Ozzie being with Fizz. That or he is just that neutral about it but he expresses it in insults.

I’m just noticing the electricity Mammon gives off. With Ozzie having fire, I wonder if this means the other sins have master of a certain element or something similar, except Lucifer who has mastery of all. Leviathan would obviously be water, Bee I think would have air via flapping wings, and maybe Satan could be Earth though that’s where my theory breaks down as we have seen Imps use and control fire too.

Wow 4 songs in 1 episode.

I wonder if this episode is giving us a glimpse of what Angel Dust is going to go through with Valentino in Hazbin Hotel?

Not really liking Mammon’s full demon form.

YES! THE FIGHT IS HAPPENING!

Wait is that Ozzie’s full demon form? It looks more like a power up. Hopefully that is the case and maybe one day we can see a proper full demon form.

Wally is there, thus ending the “Mammon is Wally in disguised” theory. Still think they could be father and son.

Muppet Fizz meme parody. Still hoping for a Ozzie as Cookie Monster parody someday. Also one of the guys 3 phones has a text saying “expect fan art soon”, once again showing how self-aware the writers are about the fandom.

WAIT NO FIGHT!! DAMMIT!!

Mammon says Ozzie is going to regret revealing his feelings to everyone, but I don’t see how Ozzie is going to face consequences for his actions. The only thing I can think of is a scenario where the other sins make the two go through an investigation similar to that one episode of “Parks and Recreation” just to see if Ozzie did something big for Fizz via favoritism that could be unfair for other demons or worst case scenario, get Hell in trouble with Heaven. Is it possible that the Goetia community could use this somehow, like overthrow Ozzie, or something related to what’s going on with Blitzo and Stolas? Could this start some kind of war, like Mammon has lost some profits (like $100 worth) and just decides the best thing to do is kidnap Fizz and force him to work for him? Mammon is pretty dumb, so I could see him doing such a thing.

I hope we see the twins come back one day. I could definitely see them becoming rivals of Verosika Mayday.

Looks like Ozzie platonically likes Blitzo now, if him smiling about his sexual question is any indication. I wonder if this will result in Ozzie trying to help Blitzo and Stolas get together!

Another great episode. I really liked how I was another episode centered around a reoccurring character like Fizz with little to no Blitzo, which is good from time to time. I also think having the VA of Knifey being the VA for Mammon is a perfect fit.

I definitely love that I was pretty close to getting the plot of the episode right, while also improving on it such as having Fizz wanting to try and be the best for himself instead of being blinded by idolizing Mammon.

The biggest thing I disliked about the episode was that we didn’t get to see Ozzie and Mammon fight, I mean come on we were so close. Maybe if we had less songs we could have gotten it. I also didn't like Mammon and Ozzie's demon forms as they don't look that different compared to seeing Stolas go all demon. Hopefully that was some kind of mid transformation, as turning into their fun demon form could have destroyed the whole area alone.

According to the order of upcoming Helluva Boss episodes, looks like the next episode will be a Stolas episode, and with the name “The Full Moon” it sounds like we will learn a bit more about Stolas’ book and FINALLY learn why he needs it on such nights. It’s also likely going to have Stolas and Blitzo get on better terms and maybe start off as being friends this time before becoming a couple later in the season.

I think it would be fitting to have the episode come out on the day/night of an acutal Full Moon, like the creators of Helluva Boss use to do with the character instagram accounts.

What were your thoughts on the episode?

#helluva boss #helluva boss blitzo #helluva boss fizzarolli #helluva boss ozzie #helluva boss mammon #vivziepop

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koenki · 9 months

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More Late Night Writings

The first time Darling met Neo, Gage really had forgotten something at home. He was still adjusting to the new job and schedule so he had to call or text Roomie to bring it by. Neo trips over himself when they meet, struck by their bold nature and confident smile- only to feel a weight on him when this amazing creature asks to see Gage. Later that day back at the apartment, eating whatever takeout they decided to pick up for both of them, Roomie asks about the cute guy at the front office making Gage almost choke on his food when he hears it. "Gross, you think Neo's cute?" Roomie laughing at his reaction, recognizing the name as the one Gage has come home saying he'd gotten in an argument with- again. There was def a conversation about asking Gage to make up scenarios where they have to go by his workplace now and again. "And what do I get out of it?" Gage would do it anyway, just to see Neo fumbling over his words in front of his crush was funny enough, but Roomie agreed to pay him back somehow. Home cooked meals, getting his favorite snacks on their way home, going out for the night with friends so he and Bug had the place to themselves for night- nothing unreasonable. That's his friend so it's not like he wouldn't help them get with someone they're interested in. Gage's ability to help get friends together is second only to Lauren.

Dion, with the help of the internet, has been taking over a lot of the cooking now and does pretty well. Bunny coming home to some nice home cooked meals so they and Dion can hang out and play games or watch movies, or even take a night stroll on the beach has become something they come to look forward to now. They still need to work out the contract part of their dynamic, but they feel safe and happy with the current arrangement, and want to give Dion something that he'd really love since they can't stay home all day every day. One day Bunny brings home a kitten for the flame demon. They explain that they will help care for the kitten since before Dion showed up they were considering getting a pet anyway (neglecting to mention details of maybe feeling lonely living in the house by themself before the demon showed up.) The wide eyed look asking if this is real and not some sick joke to mess with him makes it all worth while to Bunny to take on any extra responsibilities just to see Dion so happy to (almost) be brought to tears as he loves on the small cat talking about how soft its fur is to the gentle purring it emits as it rubs back against his warm skin. When the kitten is resting and Dion needs to set it down, he clings to Bunny, not able to thank them enough for the little pet that's now "ours", much like everything else in the house, it was shared at this point.

It's supposed to rain later in the day so no park to go to today. Instead Law and Sweets start setting up a tent in the backyard while the sun is still out. Gathering up a few books, lamps, and food, they bring Nat out to the tent to spend time together, telling stories like at campfires around the lamp, having laughs and sharing food as if it wasn't raining cats and dogs outside around them. Eventually Nat would fall asleep, little ones need their naps after all, and as she rested in a warm blanket Law tucked around her, the pair would cuddle on the other side of the tent, either reading their own things or whispering sweet nothings to the other as they listened to the rainfall. On another rainy day Sweets decides to let Law cook dinner and keep Nat preoccupied. Getting her dressed in her rainy day best, boots, coat, hat, they set out and splash in the mud, maybe find some frogs and catch them just to watch them hop away enjoying their best froggy life. Obviously they would need to give her a warm bath before any chill set in from the cold rain and sitting down for dinner. (Both these instances I have been in Nat's place and these are things I did either on my own or with my dad on his weekends, so took the ideas from a special place in my own heart) There's more but this is all I felt like spending time spellchecking and all the fun stuff of having written most of this on my phone today. Altair thank you as always for these lovely characters, they're always fun to think about in different scenarios. 💙

#reverie audios #Neo #Law #Dion #Writings

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Mythbusters on why Amy Rose isn’t a horrible b*tch that her fandumb likes to portray her

‘Amy only cares about Sonic and Sonic only’

I mean technically true but she has her own life as well. It’s not like the Birdie that she befriended back in SA1 is there, it’s not like she convinced Shadow to stop the Ark way back in SA2, it’s not like she helped Cream and Big find Chocola and Froggy in Sonic Heroes, it’s not like she befriended Elise in 06 and bonded with her over their relationship with Sonic without both parties going at each other throats, it’s not like she knew Tails is Sonic’s surrogate lil bro and even collab with him in light of the recent Tailstube. Yep, definetely only cared about Sonic/sarcasm 🙄

‘Amy’s only real superpower is horny’

Ok I don’t know if this is a new level of stupidity or not because goodness, this is too ridiculous.

I’m not to sure if these people are aware or not, but Amy’s REAL superpower is her hammer, divination powers (which is not really mentioned much but I shall mention it) and her ability to help people for is she The Heart within Sonic’s friend group.

‘Amy regularly stalks Sonic and only wants him for his dick’

I swear to goddess if these people throws that word around again, hands would be thrown.

I’m going to put this out on what the definition of stalker is:

(These are from my phone app’s dictionary btw)

So now that we know the definition of stalker is? Does this apply to Amy? Absolutely not!!!

Amy is a part of Sonic’s friend circle and to apply such terms to a close friend is pretty disgusting in and out of itself. Does some of her advances annoy Sonic sometimes? Well that’s what friends kind of do from time to time, especially if they’re kids.

Also another thing to note is that stalker’s are known to hide behind the bushes and are also known to track the person they’re stalking. Did Amy do any of those things? NO!

The reason why Amy chases Sonic is because Sonic is someone who never stays in one place and all Amy wants is to go on an adventure with Sonic because she wanted to experience the same things Sonic has in his adventures. And recent games has Sonic being a lot more open and inviting Amy out to adventures so to apply the term stalker just leaves a bad taste in my mouth. (Also if we’re calling Amy a stalker, wouldn’t that term apply to Tails and the others as well because all they wanted to do is follow Sonic on his adventures?)

‘Amy threatened to harm/kill a girl just for talking to Sonic’

The worst Amy has have ever done is….being jealous and clingy. Yes other games and media have exaggerated it to an obnoxious degree but even at her worst, she never harmed any girls for talking to Sonic. If she did, wouldn’t Elise be attacked for the kiss? Wouldn’t Blaze, Cosmo, Helen and other girls that Sonic just talked to get murdered or something along the lines? What’s next? Amy beating up the girls Sonic could potentially talk to for breathing?

I swear… this part of the fanbase like to make Amy out to be some yandere.

‘Amy said that if she had to choose the world and Sonic, she said she would choose Sonic (derogatory)’

While I do think that maybe it should’ve been worded a little better in 06, when Amy said that, it means that she trusted Sonic. That phrase meant that she knew Sonic would find another way to save the world. Sonic has always been the hedgehog to save the world countless times, be it from Eggman or whatever bad guys threaten to take over the world, and Amy knew that Sonic would always save the day.

So with all that debunk (for now), I just want to say Amy’s the best girl and I won’t tolerate any malicious slander.

With that, peace out.

#rubi’s post #sonic the hedgehog #amy rose #meta #straight up facts #amy rose deserves better #amy hatedom can stay mad that THEIR interpretation of amy wont come true #while the TRUE amy rose continues to shine on #hmmm maybe I should put up a blurb that says Amy Rose stan account

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violent-backed-starling · 4 months

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👀

So I'm gonna talk about an au that's been rattling around in my noggin. So if you've ever seen The Colony from the discovery channel, it has been loosely inspired by that.

My thought: What if life series people in a non-zombie apocalypse.

So in The Colony the premise is that these people need to survive in world after a pandemic has caused society to collapse.

The main goal in The Colony is that they learn how to survive in a post apocalypse together. They build water collection systems and deal with raiders and the like. The contestants/survivors are let loose into an area that looks like it belongs in an apocalypse film.

They have a main base which has been like a warehouse or an abandoned apartment building. My proposal for the life series players is that they live in a mall. The mall I have picked is the Desert Sky Mall in Arizona.

So I think their arrival times is pretty staggered but I have a list of the order in which they arrive as well as what professions they have. (This is a real world type of au after all)

Grian - Architect

Martyn - Paramedic (Arrived 1 Week Later)

Big B - Baker (Arrived 1 Week Later)

Impulse - Mechanic (Arrived 3 Weeks Later)

Skizz - Nurse (Arrived 3 Weeks Later)

Tango - Electrician (Arrived 3 Weeks Later)

Scar - Pilot (Arrived 4 Weeks Later)

Jimmy - Physical Therapist (Arrived 6 Weeks Later)

Scott - Bartender (Arrived 6 Weeks Later)

Cleo - Teacher (Arrived 7 Weeks Later)

Bdubs - Horseback Guide (Arrived 7 Weeks Later)

Etho - Ethical Hacker (Arrived 7 Weeks Later)

Ren - Landscaper (Arrived 8 Weeks Later)

Pearl - Janitor (Arrived 9 Weeks Later)

Mumbo - Web Developer (Arrived 9 Weeks Later)

Joel - Ski Instructor (Arrived 11 Weeks Later)

Lizzie - Veterinarian (Arrived 11 Weeks Later)

Gem - Florist (Arrived 15 Weeks Later)

I do think that Joel and Lizzie showed up with like three or four dogs and Pearl showed up with Tilly and her cat, Froggy. Bdubs, Cleo, and Etho all show up on horseback.

So my loose plan of how base renovation would go is as follows:

Check the building for structural issues

Resolves any structural issues

Second more thorough go through for anything missed/not as immediately necessary issues

Clear out any waste that could cause health problems

Create a plan for organization (what rooms are for, etc.)

Start picking out anything/everything useful

Work on sustainable food/water

Set up living quarters

That is all I have for now!

#phoenix my beloved!!#thanks for the ask!#ask game #icarus answers #life series #trafficblr #apocalypse au

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I know this is magical girl blog, but i wanna ask, what's your opinion on pizza tower game?

You're only asking me this because of the The Noise Update that came out just recently, aren't you? Come on, be honest.

Anyways, I absolutely adore the aesthetics of that game. It's just so absolutely bonkers and it oozes lots and lots of passion. Those five years of hard work were worth it. I haven't played it yet, but once I get myself a potent and faster PC, I'll try it! So, I'll just talk about the aesthetics!

I like how Peppino is a Wario-expy, but not in personality. Sure, he is fat and ugly like that greedy garlic-munching goon, but his personality and life are totally different: He's a stressed middle-aged man, who struggles financially and constantly oscillates in anger or anxiety. Totally the opposite of Wario, who's absolutely confident in his brute strength and will take stuff without any awareness or care of the consequences that'll soon follow.

Also, did you know that "Peppino" is a legit real life name? It's a nickname of "Giuseppe" (an italian version of the name "Joseph"). And the person behind Funiculi, Funiculá (the funny pizza meme music) was named Peppino. Giuseppe "Peppino" Turco.

While the gameplay is obviously inspired by Wario Land 4, its visuals take cues from those Gross Out medias from the 90's/00's (Earthworm Jim, Cow & Chicken, Ren & Stimpy, etc.), which it really helps in the shaping of the game's identity. Not to mention how the game was projected to give major priority to speed mechanics, hence why the reason why it was firstly showcased at Sonic Amateur Games Expo.

Another interesting thing about it, is that this game almost became a Horror game! It almost became a FNaF copycat! But for some reason, Tour de Pizza felt the need to change the concept into a Wario-like midway, BUT! The Horror elements still remained with Don't Make a Sound and Fake Peppino (the game is one year old already; everyone already knows of Fake Peppino by now).

One interesting thing about FP, is back when the game has made its official debut, people made vows of not spoiling his Boss Fight, as TdP would keep him under the shadows in the development vlogging/lives. An addendum: This happened at the same time Hogwarts Legacy came out, and people were spoiling its ending on purpose! Meanwhile the froggy abomination (affectionate) was carefully kept a secret until the time was right.

...even though FP was already spoiled in WAR, but that's just me...

And the MUSIC. Oh my God, the music. It's so divine. Some of them feel severely out of place with the goofy aesthetics of the game, and I wouldn't have it any other way. The use of leitmotifs is clever and adds a lot of charm to the player character. They didn't have to go hard on the Ha Ha Funny Pizza Man Game, but they did it.

Also, the Final Boss has given me the adrenaline rush and catharsis that no modern-era Shounen has managed to do for me. No items, no power-ups, just pure, raw, and italian strength and blood-boiling rage (and the occasional tag-teaming of good ol' Gustavo).

As for The Noise Update, it's still pretty fresh, so I won't spoil anything major about it. However, I'll say that he is different than Peppino in every single way, not just in gameplay. While Peppino functions on Fight-or-Flight mode and is only concerned about getting things done and over with, The Noise does stuff for the shits 'n giggles, and WILL shamelessly gaslight you into getting the highest rank. And also with violence. Lots 'n lots of violence.

Also, The Noise's full name is "Theodore Noise" (yes the "The" in the name is not a definite article, it's short for his birth name). But I guess everyone already knows that, too. Just felt like remembering it, just in case.

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weirdly specific asks 3, 4, 5, 6, and 28 please! 🐸

Hi, Froggy! Thanks for the ask!

3 and 6 have been answered here!

4. mythical creature you think/believe is real?

I think there's a little bit of magic in everything. Most myths are based in truth, too, so... I believe most mythical creatures are real? Why can't we have a little whimsy in life?

5. favorite form of potato?

I hate potatoes haha. They're a sensory nightmare, so I don't eat them and don't have a favorite.

28. last meal on earth?

Dunno. My instinct is to say something dumb like "pizza" or "Olive Garden breaksticks" lol. If we're talking realistically, probably pretzels. That's literally my survival food.

I don't know what my ideal last meal would be. Probably some really good pasta.

From this ask list!

#aroace answers

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awesomefroggy · 2 months

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there's just something so soothing about muraling my house. I love painting on canvas but there's just something about taking a paintbrush to my living room walls that is deeply pleasant. It just makes my house look neat and it feels good to paint again and I get to look at so many stars and constellations

#froggy talks real life #froggy does art

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much as it pains me, i only have an hour or so before bedtime so i've decided to press on to gerudo town...i want my snow boots before i try to get that memory and i KNOW they are there

omg this stable has boxes everywhere?! my buddy is here too. where to even begin

YOOOOO evil zelda has been at work here.........telling them not to go near the WELL in a DESERT?

cleaning up thi hoarder junk lol just like real life

man...it's so SAD to be their final customer :( it's sad they have to close up forever...

oh!! he wants art for the stable's final days 😭

geez, those are some tough pictures to get...i'll do my best, but not tonight lol

evil zelda saying stay away from the well is why it's shutting down!!! noooo

girl why does everyone obey her like that, like against logic...the monarchy barely means anything anymore. shes my babygirl but like if my stable was closing bc of some nonsense order i would simply violate the order

DONT TAKE ME OUT OF THE WELL I NEED THAT LOOT........

OMG yessssss FROGGY LEGGINGS!!!!!! god at LAST...only ONE MORE PIECE TO GO............

if i cleaned the well out does that mean the stable can open again 🥺

oh, when your meal pouch is full addison gives you rupees twice lol

im in the desert and i HATE. SAND. anakin skywalker was right about everything

oooh but it looks so different...the bazaar...what IS that tall thing...how do i sneak in this time lol

this poor korok will have to wait til i get my fucking sand & snow boots

oh cool you can rent a sand seal with a CARRIER now...love it

ah, i see. i guess i can take the korok after all lol. one less for later!

this sand shroud business seems SPOOKY...wild weather in real life fascinates me, and so too does wild video game weather

damn this old lady is fucking jaded. begging me not to drop dead in front of her lol

oh FUN this gerudo is teaching me like, gerudo language, and she's trying to teach me how to make the "v" sound...which i know, because english, but in japanese they don't have that i don't think. COOOOLL

lol a rito just named guy

ah, the updraft is to fly over the shroud...very good. i remember the map not working in botw and it was scary lol

but i still wonder how i get in??

just like when i did the story in the other areas i activate the shrines and leave them behind...smh. at least this time i have the excuse of "it's almost bedtime"

WHAT is this big mushroom thing with the bud in it??? looks almost like a lightroot

i've officially hit 999 brightbloom seeds lol. the game won't let me pick up anymore

oh wow the map going fuzzy is just as bad as i remember lol. it's bedtime but i just GOTTA get to town first...i think i remember an npc saying something about zombies i WANT TO SEE THE REDEADS (or do i)

okay. so.

i got. in. like by just. walking in.

saw a redead. immediately froze in terror.

it's not moving. i'm not moving. alright. alright

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I SHOT IT AND IT GOT BACK UP KILL IT WITH FIRE

killed it with fire. don't like that

GIBDO BONE..........................it is literally not a gibdo. it's not a mummy. it's a redead!!!

shit fuck this looks. so bad. hudson's poor daughter...where even IS everyone

riju's not here...but i found her diary

my friends link and zelda are in hyrule and they'll take care of it 😭

geez she is so young to be dealing with all of this...older now but still

SNOWSHOE DUDE????

oh my god he's FINALLY in........but to what avail..................

so, everyone is hiding in the wells...

wow, even the bar is fucked up......tragic

where tf are the wells?

OH i found one!!! a square well!

message in a BOTTLE!!!! JUST LIKE OOT

oh lol it's a love letter from a gerudo. girl.......you can't just put love letters in bottles...you and finley both...enough

oh i found the way in but i don't have the girl clothes :( idk how to do it!!!

BULIARA WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

omg i get the special exception rule <3 i guess thats better than the last game...?

man they arent even allowed to talk to me lol

oh, these guys don't seem to know the trick - killing them with fire lol

another heroines quest! i'll be honest i didn't really understand the first one...

omg they put a guy in JAIL for coming in here...they're serious!!

ok the last thing i wanted to do before bed, which i am late for, was get my shoes. i had to look up the location but AAAA theres two redeads in my way!!!!!!!!! literally kill with fire

i am so tense and hypervigilant walking thru this town. my eyes sweeping everywhere between steps. i am NOT gonna get jumped by one of those motherfuckers this close 2 bedtime

oh god FINALLY made it

those brightbloom seeds just paid for my desert vai armor! of course i had enough for the boots and bought them first lol

well it's more than half an hour past the bedtime i wanted

but i unblocked the door and walked out

saw a redead shambling towards me. went back in.

that's a sign. that's for future liz to deal with tomorrow. eugh

#personal #loz blogging #totk lb #totk spoilers

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@ameliarbennett — cont. from here.

“well, i ain’t so good in my talking to people at the best of times, so havin’ a cow to practice with helped me out a lot. other than my brothers, i didn’t really talk to too many people. still ain’t the best at it,” but he had been forced to acclimatise, for the safety of the three of them. if he had never bundled froggy and henric into the truck’s front bench and driven them far away from tennessee, secured them papers—real or not—to get on a flight, they wouldn’t be standing today as the well-mannered, albeit slightly questionable, young men that they were. snapped out of his stupor, striker swallowed before shaking his head once, hard. “no, no… my old ranch… well, it was my father’s, an’ he ain’t a good man. we got by off the land an’ the produce but only ‘cus we were worked to the bone. i loved it, mind you, but we weren’t ever paid in money. paid in lashes, more like.” his fingers anxiously drummed against the bar top. the more he forgot about his old life, the better, yet it continued to creep in at the darkest of times. his dreams were marred with flashbacks. he tossed, turned and kicked in the twin bed shared by three, waking in a cold sweat, having to argue that he’d just dreamt about something stupid. his entire life had been protecting his brothers—he had no reason to stop now. “sure you can eat them, ‘specially if you pull up a big ole catfish. you can bake it, fry it—” everything was fried, down south, “—butter it up. you name it. got us out of a few hairy situations, reeling us in a catfish for our dinner. over here i gotta rifle through the garbage to find us somethin' if our stomachs are rumbling up a storm.” a beat of laughter fell from his lips, although it was humourless; without needing to ask, he could tell that amelia was from money striker could only ever dream of. sleepless, hungry nights would be a thing of the past. if only. "it's nice to meet you too, amelia. thanks a whole bunch for the food."

#interactions ── striker cannon & amelia bennett .

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tenebraevesper · 2 years

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Sonic the Hedgehog Analyzer, Issue #22: The Last Minute (Part 2)

As said in the previous Issue, there are things happening at the same time in this arc and we will be switching perspective to Amy and what happened at the Restoration HQ. To quickly recap, on the heroes side, Sonic is infected; Charmy, Cheese & Chocola, and Shadow are Zombots; Omega had been ripped apart by Zombots; and Tails lost the data for the cure. On the villains side, Dr. Starline put the Zeti on speed dial. Now, let’s see how Amy is dealing with the situation.

Amy basically recaps everyone’s position: Sonic is running around, Tails is working on the cure, Silver is handling the evacuation on his own, Vector and Espio have just returned, Rouge is MIA (for some reason).

As for Amy, she cracks under the constant stress. As the leader of the Restoration HQ, she holds a lot of responsibility, needing to take care of everyone and make sure they’re safe from the Zombots. Cream brings her some tea and cookies, with Amy taking a break. Things aren’t easy for Cream either, but she is brave because she knows everyone’s afraid. She cares a lot about Amy and admires her just as much as Sonic, assuring her that things are going to be fine. Amy hugs her, thankful for the encouragement. Then, Tails calls in.

We then check with the Zeti on Lost Hex, Zavok informing them about Starline. Zeena has doubts, believing it’s another trap, but Zavok notes that, while they underestimated Eggman, this time, they will punish him for the humiliation they suffered and destroy Sonic and his world.

We then return to Restoration HQ, with Amy sending Cream off, who checks back on the survivors, who are all placed in one small confined place, pushing around, with someone calling out for Froggy. Cream then hears someone else yelling to make place and we see Vector and Espio, with Vector carrying Zombot!Charmy inside a container.

Gemerl wants to throw Zombot!Charmy out, but Vector refuses, yelling how the Chaotix won’t abandon their own. This is basically Vector entering Dad Mode here, being hella protective of Charmy. Cream interferes, noting that it’s fine. Espio notes that Zombot!Charmy is secured safely and there’s nothing to worry. Not to mention, Tails is going to find a cure, so things should be fine.

We then find two of the survivors talking, one of them being shrouded in a blanket, only to reveal to be infected, pleading in despair to not be left alone. Honestly, I’m not surprised that an infected managed to make it into the Restoration HQ. We already saw in real life people saying how they just have a cold, only to carry a deadly virus and causing more people to get infected, spreading death all across their community.

Everyone scrambles, trying to run away from the Zombot, but they literally have nowhere to run. Gemerl picks up Cream to keep her safe, while the container that keeps Zombot!Charmy shatters.

Then, Zombot!Charmy breaks out of the container and all Hell breaks loose. Espio presses the alarm button, with Amy ordering full evacuation. Gemerl breaks into the room, wrestling with a Zombot, with Amy saving him.

Amy orders Gemerl to grab Omega, so Tails can fix him. Gemerl protests, wanting to protect Cream, but Amy tells him to get the shuttles and she’ll find Cream. As Gemerl leaves, Amy stares at the chaos below her, depressed. We don’t know what is going through her head, but she probably believes that she failed. However, she then steels a resolve, grabbing her hammer and smashing right into the Zombots, crying out for Cream. She is still a fighter.

Cream cries for her mother, Vanilla already being infected and pleading with Amy to get Cream to safety. Amy, tears in her eyes, smashes into the Zombots and grabs Cream, dragging her away to the shuttle as Cream screams to go back. Gemerl scans them, letting them pass, with Espio telling them how only one pilot and not many refugees made it. Amy tells Cream to find a seat, looking absolutely dejected.

Gemerl scans the remaining refugees, noting how all of them are infected, with Vector deciding to close the door, only for Zombot!Charmy to fly through. Vector grabs him, holding him in a tight embrace much to Espio’s shock and we can already see the infection spreading.

Gemerl tells Vector to quarantine, with Vector noting that he gets it, walking back to the door and kicking back the Zombots. He then turns around, saluting to Espio and telling him that he’s the lead detective now.

Then, the door closes.

Gemerl, Amy and Espio are shocked, a single tear flowing down Espio’s cheek as he stares in silence, now having lost Vector too.

Honestly, this one really hit me. There is something about Vector smiling and promoting Espio as he faces the inevitable. He knows he messed up by grabbing Zombot!Charmy, but he also brought the latter to the Restoration HQ. Charmy was his responsibility, and if he falls, he will fall fighting and protecting those he cares about. It is a really powerful and tragic moment, and I salute Vector for what he did.

Gemerl then warns the two to that Zombot!Vector will break the door, and they get into the shuttle and fly away. Restoration HQ has fallen.

We then jump forward to the events of the previous Issue, Tangle and Whisper getting all of the survivors on board and Tails regretfully informing Amy that the data for the cure is gone. Their only hope is Sonic and the data analyzer he’s wearing around his arm.

The last panel we have is of Tangle, getting into contact with Jewel, and this is where this Issue ends.

Links:

#Previous Issue

#Next Issue

#Sonic the Hedgehog Analyzer (Masterlist)

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People are upset that this Lestat is not like the books because all of the promo leading up to the show, all of the interviews with the cast and the showrunner, all said this Lestat would be a *closer* interpretation to the Lestat from later books than the Lestat portrayed in IWTV, and yet this Lestat is far worse than even the one in that book. What is not clicking about why people expected a book accurate Lestat, and are upset when they got this instead?

Yo real talk, come off anon with this shit. I started to answer this honestly but that “what’s not clicking” line you want to throw at me as though you have any right to talk down to me like you ain’t some pussy 18 year old with so much social anxiety you can’t even order a pizza by yourself is pissing me off for real. You talking real froggy for a bitch too chickenshit to say this shit off anon. If you really think you that correct come off it. I ain’t got a lot of followers so you ain’t getting dog piled.

Y’all dumbass perpetually online scary ass bitches really think you have any right to come into someone’s page and shit talk them just cuz you can do it with a grey face. You talk like that to people who say shit to you in real life? Nah? Scary ass hoe. What that white boy in that lil nas x song say? All these social networks and computers got these pussies walking round like they ain’t losers.

I ain’t answering some loser who is too afraid to come off anon to get disrespectful. You want a real convo about this? Come off anon bitch. And I’m tagging this for anyone else who wanna get buck on anon. I ain’t one of your little school friends. Copy your message and resend this off anon, and try this shit again.

#the way I will destroy you do not play with me #have y’all little scary babies crying to mommy #iwtv 1x05 #iwtv #interview with the vampire

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10 thru 30 of tommy?

Jesus christ NUMBERS. this is way too long THANK YOU FOR THE ENRICHMENT THO. im sorry i care too much about a joke character oTL

10) Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such? Oh buddy. neuroses, he has em, and does acknowledge them. He's autistic for the obvious one, it has the most clear impact on his life and is the one that has a formal diagnosis. But he does also have (pretty well managed, mostly) anxiety. His thing with rules and safety protocol goes hand in hand with it, he has gotten to the point where he can talk himself into calming down about impending disasters by just recalling how to deal with anything that could go wrong. But the 'I'm scared' default response is real, especially in the fucking apocalypse. He's a guy for which routine is really important.

11) Intellectual pursuits? Well, he made a fucking immortal dog, i think that was a pretty big one. Biology and biochem/bioengineering seem to be things hes very into, but sadly im not smart enough in these spaces to pinpoint much down.

12) Favorite book genre? Unironically nonfiction. Very dense instructional documents and peer reviewing papers. As for fiction? Sci-fi, although thats usually more for movies.

13) Sexual Orientation? Ace & gay.

14) Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.) Nah i think he doesn't have any physical weirdness, its all in his head LOL None of his food issues are allergies either, its all just textural disgust.

15 & 16) I'll be honest, idk about long term goals for him, i feel like this is more of a story based prompt idk. Hm.

17) Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress? He's got a very. Hm. interesting sense of fashion. This is a guy who unironically likes wearing a propeller hat. I think he's got a few other stupid hats as well, a golf visor (sorry i think he would get a kick out of the Disco Elysium froggy visor), some baseball caps with nerd shit on em. Shirts are Hawaiian shirts in loud and fun prints, sometimes unbuttoned over a graphic tee if hes feelin real casual. Chinos or golf shorts for bottoms. For jewelry, hes got a nice watch with date dials n all in it and an ace ring thats also a spinner ring for the fidget. Equally loud and fun socks with slip on canvas shoes. Does NOT like to be barefoot, wears aquashoes to swim and slippers or socks around the house. I hope you are getting the vibe of 'Had to Do it to Em' guy if he could could reclaim faggot.

18) Favorite beverage? It literally is Sunkist, but NOT the orange, its the strawberry. He also likes fruity mixed drinks, particularly the blended icy ones, usually tequila based. (Besides this, he does say strawberry coolattas are his favorite)

19) What do they think about before falling asleep at night? Tomorrows activities/going over plans. For the good, its thinking about Sunkist and what's for dinner, etc. For the bad, its ruminating on disaster outcomes and going over safety plans in his head, like rotely going thru fire escape paths in whatever place he's going to next.

20) Answered here: https://www.tumblr.com/filamints/715793409603993600/gordon-1-10-14-tommy-20-48-benrey-36

21) Turn-ons? Turn-offs? Sigh. Preemptive sorrys. He likes mean people and is a brat tamer and pet owner by nature, just look at his choice in boyfriends (in this case Benrey and Gordon). The intersection of asexuality and kink may look like a weird space from the outside but thats his home. Does Not like to be touched as a general rule. He's here for the enjoyment of his partners. This is all I can elaborate on here. Sorry.

22) Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen? Lots of doodles if allowed. He's not a good artist by any stretch but drawing out simple patterns/building mandala-y shapes is just fun mindless activity

23) How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life? Its an organized chaos type. Everything has a home but in a way that makes no sense to outsiders. His decorating is colorful and cluttered in a knicknack way, but everything feels right where it belongs and is on display nicely.

24) Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all? Oh yeah, the whole bio-engineering thing. He also just likes to learn and read for the sake of it too.

25) How do they see themselves 5 years from today? Gettin crazy with it in his 40s baybieeeee.

26) Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things don’t workout? Really I think he was perfectly content in his life pre-ResCas. So now I think it's like... find a new job in a lab.

27 & 28: Answered here: https://www.tumblr.com/filamints/715720444483862528/tommy-27-28-35?source=share

29) Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?) Outside disasters are handled with instinctual adrenaline fueled instinct mixed with memorized disaster protocol. 'Body moving on autopilot' behavior. Luckily he has very good instincts and a LOT of safety measures memorized.

30) Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies) Oh no, hes very much a quietly shuts down into nonverbal mode type. Stressors are dealt with by himself. Physical repetitive stims as distraction is about all for his mental disaster plans. When he doesnt have access to anything else in canon, that becomes clicking through empty cartridges and generally messing with his gun. Even if other people are having their own disasters, he is just not a verbally comforting person. When Gordon begs him to talk in canon when they first reunite post betrayal, Tommy doesnt really have anything to say. Its simply not how he works.

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