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#i personally did not put fire into my uncontrolled farts#gates of hell#accidents happen#nature#oil and gas#twitter#lol#free laughs
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stardew valley marriage candidates
#stardew valley#oh dear god character tagging. ok here we go#sdv alex#sdv elliot#sdv harvey#sdv sam#sdv sebastian#sdv shane#sdv abigail#sdv emily#sdv haley#sdv leah#sdv maru#sdv penny#it's like memorising an entire homeroom class#I JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW THEY'D TRANSLATE INTO MY STYLE#bros the concept of this town full of bisexuals that could want you is so funny#like I have mostly just been farming but it makes me laugh when I remember#ah yes. bisexual town#obv that's an umbrella term in this context and you're free to HC them whatever you wish#I just think bisexual town has so much potential for shenanigans
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it's raining outside, and higuruma is laying on your bedroom floor.
the soft pit-patter of raindrops coupled with his dancing fingertips against the exposed skin of your waist is a song you haven't quite learnt the tune to yet — he lays on his side, hair tousled and damp, dark strands curling over his forehead, sleeves rolled up and tie forgotten somewhere in the doorway.
admittedly, you're in no better shape. your cheeks are cold, skin of your calves wet with rainwater from running across the busy streets with him, armful of whatever ingredients you two picked out for dinner, his suit jacket held above your head and the occasional chorus of laughter when either of you stomp a puddle and splash the other.
it's raining, and higuruma thinks he falls in love with you every single day, like it's born anew.
he falls in love with the girl he wakes up next to, mouth open and cheek smooshed into the pillows. he falls in love with the girl who doesn't know a thing about law, but argues better than him in the heat of the moment. he falls in love with the girl who kicked her boots through puddles of rain, ruining his pants — the girl who made him laugh about something so mundane.
it's raining, and higuruma is laying on your bedroom floor, oddly paired with his formal white shirt and a pair of pajamas, his dress pants draped over the washer — the dryer broke a few days ago, he forgot — he holds you close as he watches the water droplets race against the glass window.
he loves you.
“do you like the rain?” you ask him, head tucked into his neck, his eyes fluttering shut for a second, the question is lost on him for a moment.
“i like you.”
you don't respond yet, and higuruma opens one of his eyes, only to find you staring at him. “more than you like the rain?” he almost laughs at that, almost, and he pulls you impossibly closer.
“a lot more than i like the rain, i’m sure.”
it's raining outside, and higuruma never really liked when it rained, not at all.
he proposed to you in spring. married you in summer.
but now he hopes it rains tomorrow, he hopes you still want him then, and he hopes you'll splash him with another puddle.
#📰 — archive#it's raining outside rn im soft#hiromi is a running in the rain and laughing#at the top of your lungs kinda guy#because why is it so freeing?#he prob sees the rain as a hassle#but now he's holding his jacket over your head#and you're splashing him with puddles#he's sure love like this has never existed before#but here you are#and you make him laugh from deep within his chest#he loves you im. omg.#jjk higuruma#higuruma x reader#higuruma smut#higuruma hiromi#hiromi higuruma#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen x reader
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#Don't tell me anything. I'm trying to reborn my exhausted brain.#tapadoodles#Cass over here started a f***ing war#On three fronts#Listen to me#RUN.#I mean I will stay#But you better run#meteorites literally from all over#and Cass just hilariously laughing from above#Let me go free I wanna in this chaos please
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Rich people are naive. No resentments. No creases on them.
기생충 [PARASITE] (2019) | dir. Bong Joon-ho
#parasite#기생충#parasiteedit#filmedit#filmgifs#filmgif#movieedit#moviegifs#bong joon ho#bong joon-ho#filmtv#filmandtv#tvandfilm#tvandmovies#tvfilmsource#yes i only watched this for the first time last night. feel free to laugh at me#*#*film#*korean#*gif#parasite spoilers#(?)
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yup this is the most dando-est thing they've ever done fr lmaooo
#them both having more laughing their ass off than playing padel itself#giggling insanely while being so touchy at the public godddddd i hate them a lot helppppppppp 😭😭 (affectionate)#yup this is how it looks like when you let the dumber and the dumbest free together#dando#lando norris#daniel ricciardo#f1
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Mine: Refer to me however you want!
Mike: Yeah, for me too. I think I use all pronouns too.
[They high-five and fist-bump each other]
Mine:
[via @barbmine]
#Mine#Barbmine#Mikethelink#Mike#I LOVE THEMMMMMMMMMMM THEY'RE SO FUNNY#Mine funniest person alive fr#also YOOOO LETS GO??????#I didn't know Mike was ok with any pronouns#and Mine too??? that's awesome!#Also for those who don't know: Mine is Mike's wife!#They're both bi#They're so cool I wanna have a silly sweet partnership like this someday *clenches fist and stares off into the sunset*#As per usual: not a native Portuguese speaker so can't translate the full thing#please feel free to hop in with translations and/or corrections!#Though I'm pretty confident about these. Wouldn't post it if I wasn't#I'll be real idk how to translate viado LMAO#It's like. Not what google translate will tell you it means#idk imo I think ''homo'' sounds right but ONCE AGAIN: I'm not a Portuguese speaker#Poor Mine I laughed when she first posted this image ages ago and I replied to her saying it gave me a good laugh and she was like#''WAIT I PROMISE IT DOESN'T MEAN WHAT GOOGLE TRANSLATE SAYS IT MEANS''#it's all good Mine I'm bi too I am not phased lmao#I don't personally use that word but I do not care when other queer folks use it
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For the ranchers a bit more shleep i just really like charakters comfy and nice:Dc /nf
Eepies. Jimmy woke up to really sore wings but its okay because Tango
#(I cannot imagine avians sleeping on their backs lest they have special mattresses or something but hnng. For the domestic fluff...)#team rancher#rancher duo#solidaritek#I imagine Tango is not nearly as much of a ray of sunshine in the mornings as Jimmy is. Jimmy finds it endearing though 100%#I also imagine Tango moves the hell around in his sleep and tangles them both up with his tail#He's gonna try to apologize a thousand times for “making you sleep on your back” but Jimmy won't let him#ALSO what does /nf mean lol. Every other day I see another new tone indicator that I cant figure out the meaning of#please feel free to use brackets to circumvent my stupidity. I do not know the hip things... I am but a boomer noobie#trafficshipping#trafficblr#I have so many other rancher asks in my inbox that could fall under this#Rancher cuddles and smol Tango and this and that hhrr but I will... I will get to them... in time....#never enough rancher content#also laying on someone when they laugh so their chest bounces up and down etc. Oh it makes me weak. Not that I know what its like lol#but it feels cute...#tubby art
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C3E58: sam and laura's short-form improv performance
bonus:
#critical role#criticalroleedit#sam riegel#laura bailey#aabria iyengar#gifs#*#*cr#cr3#laura & sam#laugh tag#1k#scheduled#54m c3e58#using up my rare surprisingly free weekend to make 2 gifsets#i was gonna gif this before i knew what it was about#and then i realized what it was about and it makes it so much better#they are so silly <3
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Israel: "WE WERE ATTACKED!! OUR PPL WERE BRUTALLY MURDERED!! RAPED!! KIDNAPPED!!! BURNED!! WTF"
the world: "where's the evidence? You have no proof. You are lying."
Israel: *provides proof*
The world: "fake" "haha deserved"
israel: *shows evidence of hamas tunnels and the massacre of 7.10*
The world: "zionist propaganda."
Israel: "its a footage of the CCTV of the al shifa hospital where hamas takes in hostages, photos of weapons hidden inside houses, schools, hospitals, churches and mosques. here's footage of hamas killing our and their own ppl and here is them admitting to have tunnels, that they'll do the 7.10 all over again and that they use palestinians as human shields"
The world: "israeli propaganda!"
Hamas, a literal billionaire terrorist group: "eh... Omg israel eats palestinian kids for breakfast and drink their blood on holidays!"
The world: "OMG!!! FREE PALESTINE!! ISRAEL ARE TERRORISTS!!! FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA!!! DECOLONIZATION BY ALL MEANS NECESSARY!!! GAS THE JEWS!!!"
I swear to god yall are the most hypocritical people in the world, having the smoothest brain out here with an IQ lower than my 5 yo house slipper
#Israel#Palestine#So everyone have to fight for the children in gaza#But you all can laugh about the children in israel that were murdered?#Fucking hypocrites#From the river to the sea yall can suck my D#Jews#am israel hai#jumblr#hamas#free israel from terrorism#free gaza from hamas#Just... Why#israel palestine conflict
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Merry Monday my mad meandering masses
#har har har#free laughs#puns#twitter jokes#monday#meme#dad jokes#signal boost#ceasar#julius ceaser#ides of march
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Me, an author, side eyeing my WIP: you're not going to do anything weird, are you? We've discussed this. There's a plan. We're going to stick to the plan, aren't we?
The WIP: *presents subplot, presents additional conflicts, presents character development, laughs in my fucking face*
#raetttriestowrite#fanfiction#writer problems#raett rants about writing#look honestly it's not that bad but it's relatable#so feel free to reblog#just. Bless This Mess is a disaster of a series and there are way the fuck too many things going on#and i'm staring at the word count of the next part#and am really hoping that isn't an indicator of how long this is gonna be#but don't hold your breath#i am very very slow. and i'm not that far through the plot. and it's uh. 3.5k#so. this may take a while. hopefully not six months but we'll see#considering i'm fully expecting to be laughed at by my plan as per the post
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sediment guy
#the sandman#my art#this joke has almost certainly been done before but it made me laugh so i don't care#anyway very good show lives rent free in my brain forever now
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Love the thought of Leo just casually being well traveled to absurd degrees. Like one day they’re facing their new Big Bad of the year and like, Draxum or whoever says that the key to their fight is located somewhere in, like, Latvia or some place, but no one knows where to start.
Then Leo’s like “oh I know a place” and when asked how the heck he could know of one it smash cuts to Leo falling through the ceiling of said place due to a portal mishap.
Also love the idea of Leo, being as accidentally (and then later, purposefully) well traveled as he is, sometimes taking his family on outings to different places all over, maybe to some new Yokai spots he found along the way.
In these places, Leo 100% lets his bros get scammed by tourist traps.
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rise leo#rottmnt headcanons#bro was so excited about buying stuff that he didn’t realize it was a scam until too late#so now he’s super sus of all that BUT super willing to laugh at his fam for making the same mistake#anyway yeah I love Leo being well traveled because it honestly makes sense? why NOT use your teleportation to travel if you can do it fast#all his portal mishaps in the series as well as that time he accidentally went to Paris (+ once a diff dimension?) live in my head rent free#Leo destroying the stall of some random family’s restaurant in Paraguay and having to work it off the rest of the summer#he’s just like ‘hey guys I’m heading out’ but doesn’t mention it’s for a part time job in a different country#he only knows like English and Spanish BUT he’s picked up on a lot of other languages too due to his misadventures#tho he mostly knows a whole lot of various swear words#leo about to tease donnie for getting banned from witch town only to remember HE’S banned from a place in Turkey: 😬#he keeps trying to find where he accidentally put his brothers in Tahiti but he can’t find it and he’s so salty about it lol
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Sorry for the spam (^o^;) I just really like your blog
no need to apologize ayy!
in this corner we welcome all forms of enjoyment, regardless of whether you're a
happy to have yall here w me,
headin into homestuck 2024 :^)
#was debating if sollux truly was lurker type but then i rmbr'd him quietly reading all of karkat's memos for a good laugh HAHAHAHAAH#ask#aleemie#homestuck#karkat vantas#sollux captor#solkat#2024#vioart#but o. regarding the etiquette learned frm other socmed#spamming here is safe+good! it does not harm the op by shadowbanning like instagram#and its not 💀 like twitter where ur likes/following are permanently set to public#ur tumblr experience is within ur control it can be as free/empty/curated as u want!!#((tho ofc i do encourage rbing for ppl who've been hoping to start that habit!!#s'cool to slowly work ur way up from the extra special posts that hv lingered longest in ur heart and quietly build ur cache trove :-)#for example back when i was struggling to rt on a new twt acc i just started setting nonsense criteria for myself LOL#like “breaking this void is scary holy fuck ok i shall start by rting posts w brownish/reddish clrs bcs its inspo vibes for my art”#and gradually after a while of deliberate sharing i gained more confidence to share a larger variety of posts that make me feel things!!!!#no more training wheels i may be scared but i love loving more!!!!#same goes for engaging w fics too it takes energy to think of how to comment and thats ok‚ do ur best to explore what works for u!!!!#take screenshots of ur fave paragraphs & start annotating in gallery/notes app if that helps!!!!#also tumblr's customizable queue means u can stack posts and bolt hgehehe. my preferred form of existing on the net))
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