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All sprites are Fey, but only some sprites look like fairies. What the hell does that even mean?
Also, "merefolk" is a truly hilarious typo.
Question: Why didn't the spirit sprites invoke a cost for their service? I'm pretty sure they died for Zoey, given that they have ceased to exist in this scene.
Bigger question: Why doesn't Zoey just use her natural affinities instead of indebting herself to the Fey?
#house of zoey#redeemed#forgot i have superpowers#world building should at least make sense#where were the editors?#consistency errors ahoy!
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Doodle from December 29th, 2023
Had the experience of playing Forgotten Land with a 6 year old who wanted to fight the bosses and ONLY the bosses
And while I don't think it's a bad idea to let kids pick which character they want to play as in general, Kirby not only takes more damage comparatively but also resets the entire run if he dies so
let's just say I uh
took one for the team on this one lol
#i think i legitimately became bandana dee in that moment and experienced his version of purgatory#tasked with protecting this superpowered baby who takes you down with him if he dies#i also forgot to switch it off wild mode so rip lmao#i did my best to coach him on the attacks but you can only do so much#the dodge mechanic would have been too much for him i think#doodle#sketch#kirby#bandana dee
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made a ninjago oc but all it wants to do is party
its name is WULFTRAX (all caps) and it’s playing this with zane extra info belooowww
pronouns: IT'S PRONOUNCED WOLF TRACKS LITTLE MAN (it/he/they)
species: WULFTRAX. digital? like, it HAS skin, and a skeleton, presumably, just… not a human head.
likes: game, rave
dislikes: no rave
wants: to party
character motivation: biggest loudest party
backstory: we think it came from prime empire, but that’s all we got. maybe an unused rhythm game dj…?
strengths: WULFTRAX does everything at 100%, and it doesn’t tend to stick around after a fight. it isn't fighting to win, it's fighting to go hogwild. on its back are one to six doc ock-like arms made of wire and interwoven with the stuff in season 9 that triggered everyone’s elemental powers.
weaknesses: can only attack on the beat, will only fight if there���s music. it’s actually not that strong, its robot arms and machinery do all the fighting. it prefers to fight/party using someone else — elementals party pretty hard, all their colors and glowing and exploding is its favorite.
alignment: very chaotic neutral. it does things on impulse and regardless of morals. he doesn’t seem to want to hurt anyone, just wants to party, and if hurting someone is how you gotta party, shrug! you can sway him pretty easily with the promise of a better rave. it’s not that clever, there is no scheming with this thing, but it does somehow get a lot of machinery and builds massive batteries and speakers and light shows
speech conventions: IT TALKS LIKE A FRAT BOY MET A CHRONICALLY ONLINE GAMER. NOT THE MOST COMPLICATED SENTENCES LMAO.
it also yells like everything it says due to the speakers in its mouth. its favorite people to mess with are kai, jay and lloyd. they have the shiniest explodiest powers, and are more split-second competitive.
#WULFTRAX#my art#‘I have made an oc to help/be friends with the ninja’ I have made an oc to fight them. I have made an oc to pummel them#people have done this before HAHDIDBDHDH except WULFTRAX is 1) a horrible fighter and 2) stupid#ninjago#ninjago oc#honestly it’s definitely someone you could/should use as a henchman. He won’t even realize. He will also destroy your lair#and then go OH MY BAD DUDE and that’s the end of that topic. Now it’s in your fridge#the second two images — it wanted to play DDR with jay and then went BRO YOU WANNA HELP WITH THIS SET so now Zane tricked it into -#bargaining to let jay out of the battery and it immediately agreed and then said WE’RE PLAYING OSU and didn’t leave room for argument so#now zane is playing a rhythm game he’s never played to let jay AND KAI out of the batteries and stop the rest of them from dying in#human osu! which was going to be its dance floor (it forgot people die when they’re hit by lightning)#And ALSO now they should probably stop it from holding the most dangerous rave#if the stuff they have is enough to send an elemental into superpowered overdrive it’s probably not healthy for a regular dude#as a meta note.#it’s obsessed w thrillseeking and adrenaline because he’s been alone for so so long that any new sensations are obsession-worthy#obsessed with feeling things and being real. doesn’t know how to regulate its obsession with something bc it has no sense of moderation#its primary purpose is to make big noise big party like programmed into it is its DJ sets. So now it makes the biggest loudest brightest#sets not understanding that this much noise/power can hurt someone or itself bc hurt is in fact an interesting sensation to it#it doesn’t KNOW this or underSTAND it. And it wouldn’t listen if told. BUT! that’s its pathology#IT HAS NO CONCEPT OF DEATH THERE IS NO THIS IS TOO DANGEROUS. THERE IS ONLY DA PORTY#it and porty mk would be besties#rule of cool with this thing. its cars are big its sets are big its music is loud and it’s got a giant flamethrower and a piano to drop#It broke from its programming but that doesn’t mean it broke from its programming yfeel#hrmmm.... yes........ self indulgent shiny loud digital dogmanthing#ill tag three of em theyre getting situations#kai smith#zane julien#jay walker
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The World’s Most Useless Superpower
#17.2 (part 1) (part 2)
The agent passes the civilian an earpiece. She’s still in the stark black suit, but she’s finally taken the glasses off. Her eyes are a striking earthy brown, and he’s finding that it takes a lot of effort to avoid staring into them in awe.
“We’ll point you in the right direction,” she tells him sharply as he takes it from her. The superhero is standing next to her silently, staring at a computer screen at the desk. “Don’t worry, you’re in our domain. You’re completely safe from them.”
Them. The villain, sitting just in the other room – an interrogation room, probably one they’ve been seeing pretty regularly in recent times. The civilian can’t imagine making much of an impression on them, but he’s not here to impress. He’s here to get a fuck ton of cash.
He glances at them through the one-way mirror, watching them tug heartlessly at the handcuffs keeping them at the table as the agent carries on.
“We just need them to tell us who they work with and where we can find them.” She idly follows his gaze to the opposite room. “Anything else would be a bonus.”
He nods as he slips the ear piece into place. “It shouldn’t take long, I hope. People tend to go really downhill really fast.”
“That’s what we’re betting on. You can go in when you’re ready.”
The civilian heaves a deep breath to steel his nerves. “Good luck,” the superhero says rather suddenly, and the civilian gives the man a wonky, unsure smile in response before letting himself out of the observation room and into the fire.
The villain barely moves as he pushes the door open. They barely grace him with a moment's long glance, tsking in disappointment before their gaze drops back to their restraints. “They’re just letting anyone into the agency now, aren’t they?”
“Oh, I’m– I’m not a hero. They thought you might be up to talking to someone more normal,” he lies quickly, and from the way they quirk an eyebrow he can tell they don’t believe him.
“Sure. Let's talk, normal guy.”
“How’d you get caught?”
The villain tuts, turning to the one-way mirror. “You didn’t tell him?” they ask their reflection. “Botched bank robbery. Wasn’t expecting the hero that came. Caught us a little off guard.”
“That sucks. You should get better at robbing banks.”
They huff something of a laugh. “I’ll have to practise before I do it next time. Know any banks around here with a good bit of money in them?”
“Oh, I work minimum wage. I wouldn’t know,” he counters with a sigh.
“Sounds like you need to rob banks more than me. You can come along next time.” The villain smiles brightly, though the action is followed by a slight frown. The civilian knows exactly what that face means – he’s seen it in every conversation partner he’s had since the beginning of time.
“Keep at it. You’re doing great,” the agent pipes up, and he flinches. He forgot she was there.
“Ah, they’re talking to you, aren’t they?” they ask, bringing a hand as high as the cuffs will let them to point to their ear. “No amount of people talking in your ear will stop you from being bad at interrogating. You haven’t even tried to get anything out of me yet.”
Their hand falls back to the table a little heavily, but the civilian doesn’t say anything. “Too bad I have to interrogate you then, isn’t it?”
The villain is sporting a deep frown now, seemingly more annoyed than anything. “I’m kind of lightheaded,” they comment. “Can we do this another time?”
“Keep going,” the agent urges.
The villain leans their forehead against their hands with a groan. “I think the nasty prisoner food here has finally given me food poisoning. I feel kind of…”
“Drunk?” the civilian finishes with an innocent smile, and the villain’s expression turns sour. They look back up at him, squinting slightly against the harsh overhead lights.
“What’d you do to me?” they demand, but the coldness of their tone is lost to the slight slur in their words.
“Nothing, really. Just making a guess.”
The villain points at them accusingly, and the action makes their sway in their seat slightly. “Bullshit,” they say, and the single word almost comes out in one sloppy syllable. “You… ugh…”
Their hands return to their forehead supportively. “You strike me as a depressed drunk,” the civilian continues. “Something bothering you?”
“Here is bothering me,” they say a little too quickly, and the words jumble together. “[Supervillain] would be mad if he found out I was here.”
“Keep them going,” the agent says carefully.
“Why?” he prompts, and they scoff tiredly. “Are you important to him?”
“He couldn’t live without me.” They go to spread their arms, but the cuffs stop them halfway. They huff in genuine disappointment, dropping their hands back to the table with a dull thud. “He doesn’t appreciate how much I do for him. Maybe my being here will finally make him see.”
“Couldn’t anyone else do what you do?”
The villain lets out a sharp “ha!” as if the mere notion is an insult. “They wish they could replace me. One of the other guys tried, fucking… V, I think it was. She thought she could take my place but she can’t do anything for [Supervillain]. She just follows him around like a lost puppy.” They lean back in their chair in a slump, tutting. “Pathetic.”
“V…?”
“Another villain we have on our watchlist,” the agent interjects. “This is good. Keep at it.”
“What is–”
“I’m a god compared to them,” the villain continues without thought. “At least you lot appreciate that I’m actually something worth catching. It’s nice to be seen, even if it’s by the heroes.”
“Wh–”
“Well, only the one hero really. They’re kind of hot, aren’t they? [Hero]?”
“Oh my god, they are a talker. This is so good,” the agent exclaims a little unprofessionally.
The civilian needs to intervene. “Uh, I–”
“They are, right? I know I shouldn’t but boy, what I wouldn’t give for a night with them.” They laugh shortly, the sound a little more violent than a sober person would make. “They’re pretty fierce in the streets. I wonder if they hate me enough for the sheets.”
How the villain is still talking this openly is beyond the civilian, even under his influence. He’s blushing, and he’s not even part of this. Their eyes are lidded by now, their fingers fiddling tiredly with the metal on their wrists, their face flushed – though whether that’s the drunkenness or the conversation he can’t say.
“Okay, that’s definitely something we can use against them,” the agent continues, clearing her throat to retain her steady voice. “Let’s get something about their friends out of them.”
Gladly. “[Villain], are y–”
“Don’t get me wrong, I don’t like them. They’re an ass. But that makes them kind of…”
“[Villain]–”
“… hot, I guess? It’s not often you see someone so passionate. The blood stained look suits them and all.”
The villain sighs dreamily and he sees an opportunity. “[Villain], who’re you working with?”
“Oh, a bunch of dicks.” They laugh at their own joke despite the fact it’s not really a joke. The civilian can see an opening for blackmail, no matter how crude it might seem to the moral police watching them. “Why?”
“Every name you give me I can guarantee you five minutes with [Hero].”
“We never–” the agent starts, but she doesn’t get the chance to finish before the villain is listing people off as fast as their drunken daze will allow them. Within a minute the agency has the names of every villain in the network and the villain has two hours promised with the hero that they won’t remember getting by morning.
Taglist: @skys-fantasy
#writing#creative writing#writing community#writers on tumblr#writblr#heroes and villains#home for easter!! oh my god the psychological damage#thank you for asking! i know i dont reply much to people asking for part 2s but it makes my day that someone liked it that much :)#the worlds most useless superpower#also. completely forgot its april fools. uh. have this completely normal story instead!!
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if you were to (theoretically) make c&c have a genuine storyline. would you keep the whole thing where you create other characters only for one situation only and then ditch them once they're useless or would you actually have other recurring characters
#that artist who made them have superpowers was also pretty awesome#c&c asks#i forgot their @ but theyre in the fanart tag
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my boyfriend might be arospec :0 (i am also arospec)
YOOOO i love arospec ppl!!!! shooting my arospec beams at them :3
#ask#tommy tag#i opened tumblr and saw u sent this 20 secocnds ago i have .superpower#<- AND THEN IMMEDIATELY GOT DISTRACTED AND FORGOT TO HIT POST
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Got bored, so I quickly sketched some more random stuff for the One Piece au today - Sophia, Defiant and Miss Milita as Warlords. Really unhappy with all those designs tbh. Sophia feels like she's just lacking something for a big time warlord (her crossbow should be at least 3 times as big and cartoonish looking, maybe), Defiant doesn't really feel enough like his Worm equivelant (and also looks too much like Katakuri and Franky's lovechild) and Miss Militia looks too much like a Marine because of that coat and american flag scarf. I also forgor to give them each an animal theme, despite tumblr user thesternet mentioning it in my tags like 2 days ago - real rookie mistake. Still sharing them, because I make like 1 drawing a month at best and it cannot go to waste 😌
#worm piece au#Miss Militia has Buki Buki no Mi because I still want her to have the superpower of#Shooting kids with guns#Defiant is a cyborg obv#And I just very clearly ripped off Franky for the design#Sophia was supposed to have Nuke Nuke no Mi#But I forgot it is not canon#And thus have to consider where I stand on movie exclusive fruits#I imagine Miss Militia is the only truly loyal Warlord like#She's what we thought Kuma was b4 it turned out he's a commie (based)#She just wants to protect her home island#Otherwise she would totally just be a Marine#So her crew just drinks and works with the Navy constantly#And later when the Warlord system gets abolished the Marines all surround the island#And ugly cry as they ask her to give herself in through a megaphone#(Also ig since he was an Inaugural Ward Chevalier should also be a Warlord#But thb he's so boring I can barely stand the guy#Just another Authority Hero Guy who sometimes stands places#All I remember about him is that Perdition kicked his ass once which was incredibly funny#So yeah idk#He makes sense as a Warlord due to his backstory but fills the same niche as Miss Militia#That being a loyal Warlord#And she is 10 times more interesting at least)
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I read the newest post-timeskip Boruto chapters and I can only conclude Sakura and Kakashi have gotten lost on vacation somewhere or are both comatose because why else wouldn't they try to help Naruto and Sasuke
#sorry I forgot people over 40 and housewives don't have autonomy#I respect that juggling so many superpowered characters must be hard AF#but just forgetting they exist is the laziest choice lmao#I'm not mad about hokage!shikamaru but ehhhhh#apathy abound#if the manga did actually acknowledge them somewhere I'm happy to stand corrected#vaguely anti-boruto so I won't tag this#I should spare myself and just not read boruto sjdhak#leave it to those who do appreciate it
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So for brainstorming stupid chunni names for basic human actions to give Si!Kagami the cringe equivalent of brain freeze I'm throwing this one out to the court: what ability would be named: "The Moon Mirrors the Sun"?
if kuroko stood next to si!kagami stonewalling an annoying teen, also doing 👌 once he's noticed by the Mirror Mind target
#inquiry#anonymous#on bil#bil superpower bs#si!kagami face in hands after the game 'at least you're all having fun...'#it has to be further kuroko development to mimic si!kagami#he kinda already does it or he teases/interacts w si!kagami more based on the precedent set for their friendship#like it's not fair to call kuroko completely unhinged for that metaphor in ch6 end; he's just going off si!kagami's example#once he sees how 'harmless'+funny the 👌 is he'll do it mockingly with si!kagami#!! there's canon precedent for this too! kuroko mocks midorima's behaviors in the end cards#i forgot which one but it's in the background; when all the gom + wranglers get together for 3-on-3s#when I first noticed it i Knew. he's a little shit
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So Zoey has enhanced probability senses plus martial arts/combat mastery, Loen has classic super speed, Caprico can talk to animals (but is more interested in computers), Lilith has her hypnosis/mind control thing plus enhanced strength, and Ophelia has flight slash energy beam thingies. What power could Tang Hupo have that balances out the team but suits her personality????
#every time I try to design my own superhero team I forget every single superpower adchdlsjfhshs ha#please ignore that I’ve been fixated on a superhero fandom for two years my blorbos over there have nothing but stubbornness and audacity#oops I forgot Ai is a sentient computer program born from Charmonroe’s powers who was then given to Caprico because Charmonroe feared how#her creation would be exploited by the Superhero League
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Zoey can do this with her affinities. She created elemental shields by herself in Betrayed when leaving campus to save Heath, and with a circle in Untamed while fleeing campus to escape Kalona. Stevie Rae also made an effective shield against Darkness using just earth in Awakened. There is literally no reason for her to risk a debt to Fey by invoking them for this purpose.
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if i made pokemon swsh i would have made leon transgender
Well if you think about it they never once said he wasn't...
#This is also my personal take on him. I see people say he transitioned before becing champion but he was like 10 I don't think he knew#I think he transitioned as a teenager and everyone just sort of forgot because no one cares about that in pokemon world#Like. They have 0 reason to have transphobia especially considering so many of their gods have no genders at all#When you live in a world of crazy ass creatures with superpowers and your entire global culture is centered on that#I think a lot of the intricacies of human identity become incredibly mundane on a structural level
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i try not to let it get to me but the knowledge i am always going to be The Stupid One in every situation i’m in just…really, really sucks. sigh. oh well. i stay silly :3c
#cant even blame it on being audhd because everyone else i know who is#is smart and talented and their brains work alright 😭 i'm just stupid and incapable#i feel like i’m the only person out there who does not get to experience any of the benefits or joys of these things#for me it is nothing but brain damage and endless suffering with no brightside or intelligence or anything#but then everyone tells me i’m the bad guy because if there was a magic button that would make me not audhd i would click it immediately#like why am i wrong for not wanting to suffer#everyone else seems to have a special interest or a fixation and they can remember information about those things but i...dont. i can't. LO#i do not experience the autistic joy everyone else talks about. i dont have the adhd focusing on what you like superpowers or whatever#my autism made me barely pass highschool and i couldnt handle community college and i had to drop out and i can barely handle having#an entry level job that everyone patronizes me about#i'm barely verbal and i am losing my ability to function to brainfog and everyone around me treats me like i'm their little pet idiot#but wanting to change that about myself makes me evil and bad or something i guess#sorry to whine on tumblr like the good old days but twitter is sick of my shit LOL 😭#pmdd making me spiral worse than usual#one of those times where i'm realizing that if everyone else experiences these things totally different from me than maybe that was never#what was wrong with me in the first place lol. maybe i dont have an explanation and i'm back to being 10 15 19 24 sobbing wondering why im#like this. why i'm so stupid. not even in a self hating way in a legitimately proven way that i am functioning below average intelligence.#ok im done sorryyyyy god i forgot how good tumblr is to vent on#z
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What job would esh!Jimmy want to have if not for his powers? Would he actually want to be a superhero if he had different ones or none?
so jimmy was a really late bloomer when it comes to having powers--most kids get them when puberty starts at around 10-13, but jimmy's didn't really kick in until he was 15. up until then, his pipe dream was to be a pro soccer player! he never really enjoyed school, so he had no plans to attend college and instead was all set to go to a nearby trade school for his junior and senior year of high school, and he was thinking of becoming a mechanic (likely for cars, but he thought the idea of fixing like subway trains would be really cool).
since being powered, he literally wants to work any job. he's only had one job before, and that was at mcdonalds when he was seventeen. his coworkers thought that the ice cream machine breaking daily was just part and parcel of working there--meanwhile, jimmy, sweating, knowing it's his fault--but he got fired after about two months and hasn't worked anywhere since (bc he cried when a customer talked to the manager after he lost their change for the fifth time that week).
these days, jimmy wants nothing to do with the powered life. if his powers disappeared out of nowhere, he would be so happy. he would probably apply for any job that presents itself (though he still really likes subway trains, even if he can't ride them anymore).
#ask#flyingfish1234#I FORGOT I HAD THINGS IN MY ASKBOX#THAT'S ON ME FR#join me in the feeling sad over what jimmy's life couldve been#gosh he's going to have a lot of self-hate to work through in the future#his powers have ruined literally everything in his life#idk how he's going to come to terms with the fact that they're livable now#even helpful#empires superpowers au#esh au
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i wish a kind soul would create a thread explaining riverdale bc i stopped watching it in the beginning of season 2 and every post i see just makes my brain twist around itself
#a call for help#text#gi rambles#i mean#fucking superpowers?#redhead queerbaiting?#jumps to the future then past then it was all a dream?#the redhead and lily having hot shower sex?#what about the grumpy writer?#sorry i forgot most of the names
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