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tranquilitybasehotelcasino · 1 year

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i think petekey deniers are doing it for attention

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reliquaryofflesh · 3 months

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getting boypreggers and needing a boybortion :[

Have a seat in this chair, kick your feet up (in the stirrups), and chug this vitamin C while I, uh, “massage” your stomach! This should be a breeze! So much faster without a license.

#reliquaryofflesh #the reverend responds #ftm nsft #ftm k1nk #t4t k1nk #t4t nsft #tw abortion #medical kink #tw malpractice #for legal reasons I’m joking #tw violence #tw abuse #the reverend’s consort

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bongwateriero · 7 months

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i need anyone who has ever found me funny to send me money

#for legal reasons i’m joking

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booksandpaperss · 11 months

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okay I need to know what it is about me that’s making my mutuals think I’m an only or middle child 🎤

#it’s fascinating #also it’s hurting my soul #for legal reasons I’m joking

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rumble-aint-a-rumble-without-me · 1 year

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#dillo’s asks #for legal reasons i’m joking

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justfriendsbestthings · 10 months

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Sometimes I look at Omar (long haired) and Omar (short haired) and genuinely wonder how these two are the same human (affectionately)

#omar rudberg #obviously he’s all grown up now and that makes a huge difference but also #idk how to explain #for legal reasons I’m joking #or am I

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toocabaret · 1 year

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“chibnall’s era is about how trauma can damage -“

WRONG it’s about jodie whittaker being beautiful and scrunching her face up, actually.

#for legal reasons i’m joking #unless.#dw #doctor who #can’t believe i’m having to objectify the doctor to justify my own hyperfixation #what has become of me #jodie whittaker #13 #thirteenth doctor #thirteen #thirteenth #13th

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duhnova · 1 year

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you remind me of jeonghan a little, a prankster and a force of chaos but also very very sweet and loving ♡♡♡♡

see xan you get me! me and jeonghan are the same person (though elv might argue because i have a small coke addiction but i digress)…

which kpop idol do i give off the same energy as?

#— [🍒] nova answers #xan 🐢#. ☆ novaz.mootz #i would burn down the world just cause but also kill a man for those i love #for legal reasons i’m joking

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ariesbilly · 2 years

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antis be fr challenge lol. Speaking from experience too, Billy is from Cali, ain’t no way he gonna get high off the shit from some backwater midwest town when he’s had that good west coast shit

I was literally thinking the same thing lmfao

Eddie’s shit is not powerful enough to kill anyone be serious…be for real

You know the people saying this have never touched a drug in their life too 😂

#briana answers things #like yeah all I touch is weed but at least I know the experience of being high lmao #bet these people don’t even do that #it sounds like I’m promoting drug use to the youths #maybe I am maybe it would mellow y’all the fuck out #for legal reasons I’m joking

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upsidedownwithsteve · 1 year

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emmy what would you do if you started to crush hard on your boy best friend like i want to rip my head out and he's so sweet

climb through his bedroom window and tell him it’s okay u read it in a fic xoxox

#for legal reasons I’m joking #ask

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rileymcgree · 2 years