next genshin crossover collab leaked (real)

Fandom Gripe #23: I know that fandom is in some deep denial about its treatment of female characters that are canonically involved with fan favorite m/m ships, but do y’all realize that when you disappear female characters from the narrative wholesale to push the idea that your canonically straight fav was “secretly gay all along!” you’re making several bad implications? That 1) bi men don’t exist, 2) bi men do exist, but those who have genuinely loved a woman before cannot genuinely love a man after that (therefore bi men don’t exist in practice), 3) women cannot inspire genuine love and devotion in men, therefore any relationship with a woman is “lesser” than the one they later have a man (see previous parenthesis), or 4) to acknowledge the existence of a lovable woman who isn’t a terrible person, where if a relationship previously existed, it did not end because of “incompatibility,” is enough to destabilize the present relationship between two queer men?

Because why is the tgcf fandom allergic to acknowledging that He Xuan had a whole ass fiancée that he loved? Why does no one ever seem to remember that the kidnappings and murders of He Xuan’s sister and fiancée were the final straws that sent him on his rampage, and he still keeps a shrine to them in the present-day of the story? Why is her entire existence and significance to He Xuan as a man, character, and to his character arc disappeared in favor of pushing Shi Qingxuan—the brother of the man responsible for his fiancée’s death—into that same role, as if to say that her impact on He Xuan is significant... just not when it's from her? Why does He Xuan’s life in fandom essentially begin not just after her death but because of it?

Everyone has been discussing whether or not the Shayne/Courtney wedding is real or fake and I would like to provide you a third option: the wedding was real and legal BUT ONLY for the return of Let's Do This. This is everyone's revenge on Arasha.

that tweet that's like "idk there's just something undiagnosed about him 😍" <- average kafka diaries enthusiast

Noo this is so truee😭😭😭

Guy who would finger you out back of the bike sheds for one drag of a joint VERSUS "Excuse me Miss, we had homework". Fight

yknow what GOOD i'm glad there's a spy this server was missing espionage. everybody lip wags on and fuckin on about trust and secrets and hiding SHUT UP IF YOU'RE HIDING WHERE ARE THE CIPHERS. WHERE ARE THE RIDDLES. WHERE ARE THE CODED MESSAGES. WHY IS BADBOYHALO THE ONLY ONE TALKING IN METAPHORS. WE HAVE CELL "THE ENIGMA" BIT.

MAKE YOUR DAMN BASE A LABYRINTHIAN NIGHTMARE. my waystone is at the entrance and you can ONLY ENTER MY BASE IF YOU KNOW WHICH DOOR ISN'T THE ENTRANCE TO A ROOM WITH A FAKE FLOOR AND SHARKS or what the fuck ever. there's a hidden path amidst ghost blocks FOLLOW IT OR DIE. PLEASE friends there are so many POSSIBILITIES. not to be twelve years old on main but a book series i read a while back had a secret area that was only accessible via a crazy ass alice in wonderland set of puzzles that would dump you in a moat if you failed, the concept being those who knew the path would take less time to enter than those who didn't. COME ON. secret rooms in secret rooms. this is my library but shhh this is my REAL library behind the fireplace and then THIS IS MY REAL LIBRARY BEHIND THIS BOOKCASE. make the world's most unintuitive create factory for big daddy breakfast and hide something in the middle of it WHO'S GOING TO COMB THROUGH THAT MUCH MACHINERY. NO ONE. NOBODY.

like bruh. i want them leaving notes like it's prohibition and they're trying to find a speakeasy. i want them smuggling information like the revolutionary war. i want them to talk like truckers when a cop is on the frequency. i want "one if by land two if by sea" type shit. ESPIONAGE. IS. COOL. DAMNIT.

The true queen of the isle; Uma!!

i had wayyyy too much fun with this lol

Uma is a hot topic in Auradon gossip/news, a sea goddess that rose from the ashes of Mal’s childhood ill contempt for the girl. from Shrimpy to Queen; Uma takes Auradon by storm with her handsome first mate at her side. 

no magazine edit ver

@incometaxevasion​ @harriyanna​ 

Also gotta laugh at how my OCD physicist boss is going to be super annoyed by the top of the mushroom cloud being cropped at the top despite making the movie for IMAX....

Eddie has rainbow decorations on his store. he is gay.

Sally's house is mostly rainbow. therefore-

this happened

perez thinking max/rb will let him win a race

"True star wars fans xyz" "only fake fans do xyz" wrong. the only standard for being a real star wars fan anymore is saying "SHUT UP, DAVE" at least once in your life

Deep breath in

Deep breath out

Miraculous L-

DEEP breath in

I cannot. With this fucking show. It's been like, 8 years. And I've been here since the very beginning, thinking SURELY it would all be worth it in the end.

I should be allotted a prescription for midday kinky sex that excuses me from the office on bad mental health days.

In support of the WGA strike, I have decided that I (a fanfic writer) shall also strike. No writing until the studio (also me) gets their shit together!

I bet the people who blame Max for the storm are the type who’d go after jean valjean for the bread