Darren Criss at Canberra Theatre Centre | for a night like this | September 4, 2023 | 📸 via Sophie

Darren Criss: this song came out a year ago today. was written at a time when we we weren’t sure if we’d ever get to go back to the things we were looking forward to. after nearly 2 and a half years of waiting I’m so grateful we made it through. this was from our closing party last month… we deserved to celebrate. 🤪

darrencriss this song came out a year ago today. was written at a time when we we weren’t sure if we’d ever get to go back to the things we were looking forward to. after nearly 2 and a half years of waiting I’m so grateful we made it through. this was from our closing party last month… we deserved to celebrate. 🤪

VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.

Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)

they should invent a new type of "staying in bed for 2-3 hours after you wake up repeatedly opening and closing apps on your phone" where it makes you feel awesome and energized and emotionally fulfilled

If Pikachu were real, it would not be a very pleasant animal. An enormous mouse that shocks you like an electric eel. I would run from these beasts

do you ever see a person and you are overcome with incredible fondness? and you just think "oh." but not in a romantic or sexual way you are just filled with warmth and it makes you happy, it just does. and you think "i'm so happy you exist. i'm happy you are somewhere out there in the world, doing your thing". it's love but also not entirely

like people are lovely and i feel it in my entire chest like a burning candle that smells like roses and a sunny day

DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one

Also increasingly aware that a LOT of people "manage" getting through the 40+ hour work week by sleeping less than is healthy and relying on stimulants like coffee and energy drinks to keep them going.

For people who are unwilling or unable to do this...work really does just dominate your life. Like we really should not have to rely on unhealthy practices just to have a social life or keep on top of housework or whatever.

I know I post about this a lot but I'm so TIRED all the time and it's just so depressing that this is how we're expected to spend the one life we have.

best part of the FNAF movie was that Josh Hutcherson was having the WORST time of his life. dude was stressed out the entire runtime. the only reason why he got the security job was because his job counselor just so happened to be the guy who murdered his little brother. Vanessa kept lore-dumping to him but he wasn't getting it because he was running on like 2 hours of sleep. his b-plot was his aunt trying to ruin his life. ghost children tried to murder him multiple times. he almost touched a springlock suit. the climax was him getting beat up by a guy in a fursuit. Golden Freddy manifested in his house. it was awesome 10/10.

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S (2023)

iHeartRadio Live with Darren Criss | iHeartland at State Farm Park | Screenshots III

I am losing it

via Darren Criss’s Instagram story (September 27, 2022)

Fighting God in his own home

here's a fake interview about my me & my girlfriend that i transcribed from my head. enjoy!