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From the Desk of: Lumi Olivier
She/her The trail mix of the internet. Will you get a thirst trap?
Will you get fan fiction? Will you get the ravings of a lunatic? Those are the dice you're rolling. (Warning: Occasional 18+ content)
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How i sleep knowing I’ll never bring a child into this world
#absolutely#i raised all my kids#i spent the last damn near 16 years raising someone else's kids#i'm not bringing any into the world#i'm done raising someone else's patch of whoopsie daisies
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Long ago, the fandom had collectively decided that L and Light shared a bed during the Yotsuba arc and now I'm here for it
Here I offer you Light sharing the bed with a kicking overgrown shrimp man [affectionate] (not a very idyllic experience for Light overall, let's face it)
#i'd also like to add my own headcanon#l giggles in his sleep#so while Light had L's feet in his back#he giggles so cutely#or he giggles like a haunted baby doll#there is no in between
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here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”
if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo
ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (;
ft John:
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#if anyone EVER fucking does this with my work#it's a quick way to get blocked#yeah...just don't#don't do this#this is a bad idea#fuck ai everything
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TikTokers are such pussies when it comes to ships. “B-but they’re not canon 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😖😖” honey back in my day we shipped characters from entirely different medias uphill both ways in the snow
#i recently had the ship of#buggy the clown x klaus hargreeves#put in my head#DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF CHAOS THIS WOULD BRING?#HOW MUCH I WOULD LOVE THESE TWO TOGETHER?#I just think they're neat#i had someone ask me today about a ship and why i ship them#i just said vibes
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sometimes a family can be an old man with a shady past and a weird kid that he just found
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#and you see it on hgtv and shit all the time#these couples go into it saying#i want a house with character!#and then they bitch about the character#i've said it once and i'll say it again#COOL HOUSES ARE WASTED ON BORING PEOPLE#with love from the bitch with pink blue yellow black and gray geometric print on her walls#and it was such a fun project!#and it needs to be touched up#and with pink furniture#and a diy'd bed#and doodles and shit all over the side of my bookshelf#and the jellyfish plushie hanging from my lighting fixture#with a beaded jellyfish i made hanging from one of its tentacles#like...fuck you hgtv#you ruined us
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Korn feat. Amy Lee - Freak on a Leash (Live on Unplugged 2006)
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#oh...no...#people are realizing she's not this great visionary she's cosplaying as?#that she's not as hashtag relatable as she's trying to come off?#gasp...#what a shock#all of this was brought to you by sarcasm
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i’m on my period so i gave light yagami period cramps to make me feel better
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hi psa: the second someone apologizes for being excited about something, that is the moment you start talking about it with 10x the enthusiasm because 100% guaranteed they have, at some point in their life, been shamed or told shut up or calm down about something that brought them joy and learned to apologize for taking up space and expressing themselves - learned to make themselves smaller- and that’s the absolute worst feeling in the whole world so please, the moment they apologize or say “I’ll shut up now”, you start talking about it for them, hype it up, encourage them to talk your ear off and participate in their excitement. We want their passion, we want their excitement, joy and love. We do not want to be stunted and bitter and angry like the ones who tried to stifle us, we want to foster and nurture the glow in their eyes and the sound of their voice speeding up with exhilaration
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NSFT Emoji Ask Game
(Because most of the ones I've seen are kinda tame and I wanted a kinky version lmao. H/t to @osha-compliant-fae for help brainstorming!)
😵💫 - Every time your pictures end up on my dash I black out
😇 - I promise I'll be good (lying)
😘 - Pushing you up against the wall and kissing you
🥺 - Dreaming of making out with you until one of us snaps
🫠 - Please fuck me until my brain leaks out
👀 - Would you like to compare kinks in person?
👅 - Licking and kissing you everywhere
💋 - You are so pretty (with the intention of ruining your makeup)
👋 - Hit me harder
✌️ - Shoving my fingers in your mouth
🥾 - Step on me please
🙋 - Submitting an application to be your favorite sex toy
🧛 - biting you biting you biting you
😈 - I'm going to make you whimper for me
😸 - Requesting head pets (and rough sex)
🐺 - I'm giving you a ten second head start - run
🐰 - whimpering crying begging sobbing because you're not breeding me yet
☠️ - Be prepared to get utterly destroyed
🪢- Tie me up and use me
⛓️ - I want to see you bound and gagged
🗡️ - I have a knife I think you'll like (flirting)
🍷 - Here, drink this. Don't worry about what's in it
🍪 - I wanna make you cum and cuddle you and feed you snacks
🎧 - I need an audio of you moaning
🚂 - Please rail me at your earliest convenience
🛻 - Kidnapping you for our first date
🪟 - Leaving my window open and doors unlocked
🏩 - You, me, hotel room - when???
💝 - Buying you lingerie so I can tear it off you
💘 - Parasocially in lust with you
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