Yeah, I think Ozma is a bit more self-aware of this stuff than she lets on.

Someone explain the metaphor to me like I’m a child

The Apiary is located within the Moss Blanket, so we tend to get a lot of local slimes as visitors. I try to shoo them out of the pens, but the Hunter slimes are especially sneaky ones....

Ask by anonymous, featuring two trouble making slimes from @bee-and-the-slimes !

What if I adopted your monsters? What then?

uh- bu- Wh- NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!

[Foiled Again:] The Nefarious Wizard needs to collect new monsters.

[Rewards:] Several very unruly monsters and 220 exp.

I feel like a Sidestep whos swear of choice is "curses" could be hilariously cringe

Garlic anon: ahh but you see, I know that you hate garlic!!!!! Its presence will slowly contaminate everything you love until everything either smells or tastes of garlic MUWA HAHHAHA (am I doing this right?)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You're fucking Stinky. You smell like the public pool I went to as a child and can never truly enjoy again due to dysphoria and anxiety. Take a shower

one piece binge ep 6:

im falling in love with sanji

FUCK OFF I JUST WANNA UNLOCK MASTER

I am of the opinion that EL thinks it's really funny to mess with hopper just in general which is where mike picked up the habit, hop refuses to see that El is obviously involved so it's all "that damn wheeler kid is corrupting her" until he accidentally starts hanging around mike more and realizes that mike "little bitch" wheeler never does anything directly antagonistic until goaded by other people. Then he realizes his daughter is a menace and he loves her SO much

was making eyes at the fat blue collar pickup truck dyke n then i realized it was Just Some Guy

damn after WEEKS of losing track of time/the days of the week and not going to my oíche comhrá, i finally remembered it was thursday. got myself all set up with my laptop, checked my emails for the link, found the one from last week saying it's not on this week bc the person who runs it is away

Mod, Mud's sneaking food out of the refrigerator while you're sleeping.

she would've gotten away with it too, if not for you medaling anonymousi

i feel like the only 100% straight con role was the police chief in the batman

actually as i was typing this i remembered his character got so up close to batman’s lips in order to yell at him sooooooo uhhhhhh idk

LMAO none of his roles are safe…