I heard that you said to another anon that we are fucks. I'm not a fuck, I'm really more of a crap or maybe a shit. Please don't stereotype us anons, it's rude.

Sorry. *Fucks you.*

What if werewolves sounded like huskies arguing in their transformed form?

Werewolf: *UNGODLY WAILING*

Roommate: “NO. YOU ALREADY ATE YOUR SNACKS. YOU ARE NOT EATING A WHOLE BLOCK OF CHEESE!!”

Werewolf: *MORE UNGODLY WAILING AND HOWLING*

Roommate: “YOU’RE LACTOSE INTOLERANT JERRY!”

Wheel of time is a silly little story about the world's worst chosen one fucking everything up so badly he needs a polycule to corral him towards being marginally less of a dumbass, while his two best friends become war hero wife guys, and also fuck everything up just as badly. Also there's a lot of hot women who I would thank if they punched me in the face.

YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR.. idk. Just not me.

There is something. . . empowering. . . about being taller than Vaati, the wind mage. . .

Maybe because of how short I am compared to all my friends-

Salutations to all Creatures who come upon this humble abode!✨⭐️⭐️🌟💫✨⭐️ ✨✨

Here through my Orb tuned to “Tumblr” I shall be looking for beautiful art and insightful “posts”about my favorite Orb Programs, Games, Arts, and Musics.

I may also cast a spell or two through the Orb-net to bless or curse at my leisure.

Yours Truly, Mister Wizard.

(Now to break kayfab: I’ve been on tumblr a while but I remade my blog to rebrand and start fresh. I like art and also fan stuff like Steven Universe, The Magnus Archives, Star Trek TNG, the originals and prequels of Star Wars, MLP:FIM, and many others. I don’t like discourse. This blog is for escapism only. No politics or awful current events either. I am aware and do what I can in my own time away from here.)

The problem with most swords Is that they normally have two edges. One facing the foe and one facing you.

Such is needed to have a good point as the stab of a sword kills far more often than a cut.

However with all such tools the problem that one side will always face you is ever present. A foe may lock swords and wrench your own blade down on your head or shoulder if you are weak and any strong foe knows this.

So next time you wield the blade of justice in hand and think it makes you invincible should your fury be great enough, remember this.

For the foe may bring justice upon you instead should you prove too weak.

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Wizard Fact #42: The real reason you're not supposed to stick a fork into your toaster is because you might stab one of the wizards in there

[It's the day of the wedding. Select and Nefarious have worked tirelessly to make this event the grandest, most spectacular thing to exist on Exclamania. Nefarious is wearing a bright bubblegum pink wedding dress and is rocking it.]

[There's not very long until the main event starts. He's getting ready now, a matching pink wizard hat on their head with a long veil.]

[hash and sel walk up to the tower. hash knocks on the door]

-@hashbang-mods

[Nefarious opens the door. He's half covered in blood that isn't his, a bloodstained medical mask over their mouth and dentist's glasses over his hair, which shouldn't be practical but somehow is.]

HELLO THERE!

[@character-selecton is staring out the window with an unsettling look in its eye]

Sel, darling? Are you alright?

HAVE AN EVIL TRANSGENDER DAY OF VISIBILITY. MURDER A TRANSPHOBE ON THE STREET AND ABSORB THEIR ENERGY.

[The wedding has begun. Everyone finds their seats, one of Nefarious' minions playing the organ. And by organ, I mean Literal Organ, an Organ made of Organs. How clever.]

[Pheriya is officiating, wearing a clip-on bowtie.]

As I get further into the wheel of time Rands character arc seems to be that he is progressively becoming more wet and pathetic in correlation to his power levels.

Nef I’m hungryyyy

( @character-selecton )

Hungry for mana or actual food?