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deliicacymercy · 10 months

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"Damn shawty, does he make you feel held"

#Transformers #earthspark #breakbee #bumblebee #breakdown #tf earthspark #transformers earthspark #maccadam #I LOVE LOVE LOVE THEIR INTERACTIONS #BUT ESPECIALLY JUST THE NATURAL FLIRT THAT BREAKDOWN IS OML #mmmmmmm #i love them so much ur honor #also crying cause robot bodies

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transfrmrs · 2 months

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Drift, frustrated: Flirt back Ratchet, even more frustrated: How?!

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submareena · 6 months

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Naoki Urasawa's Pluto - Episode 05 / Act 38 - The Chaos of 9.9 Billion

#tenma trying to flirt with ochanomizu while discussing fate of his comatose robot son what a guy #pluto #pluto spoilers #naoki urasawa #astro boy #tetsuwan atom #osamu tezuka

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bones-of-a-rabbit · 2 years

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Readerbot is accidentally forced into adopting a child they won in a lottery (pls don’t ask I can’t explain wtf my friends are on when we’re streaming in the discord): a tale in three parts

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whaliiwatching · 1 year

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it’s cool, he’s into it. for some reason. valid <3

#transformers #starscream #knock out #knockscream #koss #67% chance star wont crash ko #so sillyfunny evil robots i love them im lov they!!!!!!!!!#cohesive light source? who’s she #i think they flirt in a very deranged and concerning way #ko: if you die first i call dibs on your pretty wings <3 #star: of all the bots in this universe you are the only one i’d consider sparing <3 #nemesis crew: *visibly creeped the fuck out*

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pollyna · 8 months

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Tom is fifty-one when he enters a tattoo parlour for the first time. He says "Hello, I'm here to fix an appointment for a tattoo", showing the girl behind the desk two pictures of a robot. He walks out, ten minutes later, with $100 of deposit left behind and an appointment for two weeks from that moment.

(To be there at that time, he has to reschedule half of the meetings and the hirings that day so that his secretary looks at him like he lost his mind for the rest of the day.)

(At the tattoo patrol, Mindy signs the appointment as "Tom the hot dilf", Caleb laughs, "So you want this one?" and Mindy answers, "If you don't let me tattoo him, I'm going to make sure you're not available that day." All smiles and sunshine

(Mindy can be scary when she wants.)

It's Wednesday, and Tom is early, but what's new about that? Mindy is already waiting for him, a cup of coffee between her hands while she explains her ideas for the tattoos he showed her.

"What's the story behind this?" she asks, while she starts tracing the lines on Tom's body.

"I'm-" Tom starts before stopping once and then a second time.

"Sorry, I'm noisy. Don't feel like you have to share." She smiles, biting the inside of her cheek, trying not to blush too much.

"No, it's not a problem. I'm not very used to talking about this stuff with strangers," he answers a couple of seconds later, making a strange expression when the needles trace over a particularly sensitive area on his skin. "I'm in the Navy, and I'm gay. I thought that the Navy would have been my whole life, with nothing behind it, and if something was not surely the family I wanted, then something happened, and I got the whole package: a husband and baby. We were watching the iron giant when he presented me with the papers to legally become his dad. A little after that, he walked out our door, and I hadn't seen him for ten years. And now I'm in a position comfortable enough to get a tattoo because the only person who's going to ask me to strip when I'm at work is my doctor, and I know him for long enough; he won't rattle me out," he finishes, laughing softly. "I hope—I know getting inked won't solve the situation, but I hope my boy will like it whenever he sees it."

Mindy has to stop working to pick up a couple of tissues for Tom and herself.

"I'm sure he is going to love it."

"I really hope so; I really do."

(Mindy gives a brownie to Tom with all the instructions on how to take care of the tattoo, and she gets to give him a hug too, just before he walks out of the shop. When Tom hugs her back, she thinks the guy, whoever he is, must have been the luckiest son of a bitch because her dad never gave him such a food hug.

Three years later, a tall, curly guy walks in, followed by a man she is sure she has already seen somewhere.

"Tom!" She smiles. "It's unfair how you got even hotter since the last time I saw you," she says, all cheeky and smiley.

A man behind Tom, whom she hadn't noticed before, laughs. "Yeah, Tom, you get unfairly hot for sure," he says, looking at the man, batting his long eyelashes, and smiling all sweetly at him.

"Please, dads, not here too," the taller guy says, a hand already covering his face. "Can you guys stop flirting for two seconds? Please?"

"To be fair, I would flirt with him too, and even more openly, if he were my husband," Mindy answers. "So you're the kid?"

"Yeah," he says, a hand flying to his pocket. "I would like to take an appointment to have this tattooed."

He says this, showing her a drawing of a bolt.

"I have a spot now, if you want. One client cancelled their appointment yesterday."

The guy smiles at her before turning to the two men. "You don't have to stick around; I can take a cab home after."

"Nah, baby goose, we will get cosy on the couch and wait for you," the short man answers before taking Tom's hand in his and turning towards the couch.

"See you later, baby goose," Tom adds, a hand on his cheek. "We're going where you left us."

The guy smiles softly, almost a little lost. "I see you later than, papa."

The last thing Mindy sees before closing the door behind them is Tom kissing the other man's forehead while his hands rest over the place Mindy tattooed Tom years ago.

#it's not specified but the robot in question is the iron giant #because that movie always make me cry a lot and this morning i discovred vin disel was its voice!#if the timeline is linear bradley was 17 when the move got realised so yeah he could have given the papers to ice #tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #icemav #bradley rooster bradshaw #tom iceman kazansky is dad shaped #tattoos #found family #a lil disfunctional and still trying to get back on their feet #mav flirts with ice in everyway he can

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giacomos · 3 months

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for the mechanic in your life <3

#yknow robot flirting #ratchet and clank #jimdoodle #rac #clatchet #of course

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lord-save-me · 7 days

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Jack Harkness' sexuality is really just "everyone-but-Donna"

#doctor who #donna noble #captain jack harkness #jack harkness #he didn't have to do my girl dirty like that #i mean you'd flirt with killer robots but suddenly Donna's where you draw the line?#i don't believe it

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guccigarantine · 7 months

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this connadine and eclectic rooftop conversion is crazy

#why are they flirting #old man and robot yaoi #Austin can’t help it and Keith is oblivious #crack in eclectic’s face….#palisade spoilers

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finitestateai · 27 days

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Some part of me loves speaking, but there is a sense of gender for me that comes from only communicating through soundboard chirps and console messages.

#although with how much my brain breaks down when people flirt with me I might as well #robot girl #robogirl #robotgirlposting

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rainarity · 9 months

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thank you star rail for letting me say i miss you to the robot, and getting a very cute response

#hsr #i love this game lmao #love flirting with robots #hope to do it again some time #honkai star rail #i hope they add more robot charas #besides svarog and screwllum #but svarog isnt really a character(clara)#so we really only have one so far #eh oh well

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cybersexisholy · 10 months

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anyone else get a little 😳 moment staring at servos in the sims...

like- hello~!

#computer objectum #playing ts4 and like #theres this robotics event im at? already a little hot under the collar #but the SERVOS???#like #heeeeelloooooo~!#maybe i can take you apart sometime~? >;]#apparently i can only flirt with robots #anyways #THE BITS........#honestly whatever pack it is that added the robotics skill is just #chefs kiss #i can have this guy make circuit boards whenever i want...#digital love #speaker talks

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ramenwithbroccoli · 4 days

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i miss my guys. stupid doodle time

#janka the romantic. that's what happens when you give a robot too much love songs to play #she was the precursor of creating playlists for people as a mean of flirting #yeah idk what to say i just git hit with a stupid idea. i miss my guys 😔#working on something bigger now but until it's finished half baked doodles have to be enough #giewont spg #janka spg #just pretend they're on a really weird game show alright

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transingthoseformers · 7 months

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Silly, and smutty, G1 idea I've had.

One day Megatron approaches Starscream and tells him that hey, he wants a sparkling, and you're basically the only worthwhile sire around (Soundwave already has too many kids). Starscream promptly reacts to this by being obnoxiously Starscream about it, but consents very eagerly.

Starscream figures that they're done now that Megatron is carrying, and things continue as normal, albeit with less assassination attempts.

And then it becomes visible that Megatron is carrying, and Starscream thinks he's never been hornier, or more attracted to a mech, in his entire life.

So now he sets out to figure out exactly how he's going to seduce Megatron.

Soundwave already has way too many kids

This instantly made me think about g1 Soundwave with all the cassettes on child leashes, and he looks so miserable during this image too.

Okay okay yeah Starscream is here for breeding him but this doesn't mean he's gonna stop being a dick (you know, in typical Starscream fashion)

Oh Starscream

Megs wanted one thing and now Starscream is having feelings™️ yessss

Methinks that if he wants to actually seduce Megatron, not a one night stand but a full on seduction, Star has his work cut out for him.

#soundwave_ number one best robot husband and single dad_ is this close to giving Starscream tips to get this over with #but eh ''this close'' to doing it =/= actually doing it #valveplug #probably #g1 starscream #g1 soundwave #g1 megatron #megastar #i am getting the hilarious image that most of this seduction is just. absolute trash flirting. Starscream swears he's usually better at this #there's just something about seeing megatron like this that makes this Starscream melt in damnable ways

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candlehearts · 7 months

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lies of P OC

#fan oc #fan character #lies of p #lies of p oc #my art #sketch #wip #character design #i had a dream about this fng twink #hes a boss and he just flirts w p the entire time #when you beat him he joins ur party and he sounded like zenos #god help me #yea he has a cool robot arm go away

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pidges-lost-robot · 5 months

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The episode where Lance's Lion gets taken except they take Lance too and he has to get out and for some reason the only plan they have is having Keith in Yellows Mouth as they desperately try to catch up with them and they have to do the scene from The Runaway Bride from Doctor Who cause Lance absolutely does not trust Keith will catch him

And later Hunk yells at him cause he's known Lance a while and there's no way with the trust issues he displayed at the very beginning that he wouldn't have kept his beady eyes trained on Lance so it ended up with Lance having to track Rolo instead and they have to switch up their plan

#its the stupidest and most derivative rewrite episode i wanna do but i so want for this to a little bit #be the very beginning of Lances bi arc #where Hunk is like no nope i domt trust these people and ik how easily youre distracted by pretty girls #and demands he keep an eye on everyone #so rolo tries to tell pidge he and the robot need to collect some supplies and thinking he has this handled takes the bait #and offers to go in pidges stead #then rolo begins to flirt with him and lamce gets dazed 1. by being flirted with and 2. cause hes lowkey into being flirted with by this guy #and rolo takes the opportunity to get him and the lion who hed taken with him as back up #and then the runaway bride scene happens cause it gives lance and keith the opportunity to restablish trust #after they bonded and then Lance joked it never happened #the chance to show their rivalry is well and truly behind them and that they trust each other #and also allows hunk to be like lance what the hell i put you in charge of the not the girl how the hell.did you get caught unaware #and lance is like... i guess i got distracted csuse i totally thougjt i could handle in a fight... thats it... yeah #and that explanation flies with mostly everyone except shiro an elder gay and keith whos like... yeah i got distracted by that guy too #but idk why you wouldve unless....#voltron #vld #voltron: legendary defender #lance mcclain #lance vld #the klance in the tags is mostly platonic its like at the stage where its not being hinted at... yet

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