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Me, consuming any other media ever: how can I make this about zosan
#nc111 talks#zosan#this is about me playing fe3h for the eighteen billionth time and finding little delusional concepts in sylvix that makes me go#'nod nod nod that's so zosan of them so true'#like objectively it really isn't zosan of them at all but sometimes I see it between the lines and I'm like oh zosan sunglasses emoji#if you dare me i can even find the lawlu in sylvix im so talented#I'm not even kidding if someone made a game out of turning things into zosan i would never lose#i had an ant infestation in my bathroom the other day and I made it about zosan#my brother was like WE HAVE BIGGER ISSUES THAN YOUR YAOI RIGHT NOW#like........ there is no bigger issue than my yaoi at any given moment.....ever..........#whispers although I have to admit I enjoy the sylvix dynamic more than i do the zosa- *gets shot*#im so sorry there's just only so much bickering i can take before i'm like *smacks ship* I NEED YOU TO BE MORE BLATANTLY KIND TO EACH OTHER#In a way that doesn't feel so teeth-gritty or. well. OOC. LOL#Anyone who likes sylvix AND zosan will know what i mean I'm not going to explain it. iykyk#WAIT LMAO IM NOT DONE. EDIT:#when my first boyfriend broke up with me i was a melodramatic little shit about it#had a diary that i would like pour my heart into and the other day i came across it#and it's really telling that my first thought was “omg.... so zosan-” LIKE GIRL GET A GRIP YOU ARE DETACHING FROM REALITY#all for zosan CRIES ALL FOR ZOSAN...
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OMG EVERYONE LOOK LOOK
I WENT TO THE THRIFT STORE YESTERDAY AND I FOUND THIS LITTLE FELLA IN A BOX OF PLUSHIES RANDOMLY
FUCK I ALWAYS WANTED TO MAKE THE BUNNY PLUSHIES BUT I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO DO CROCHET SO THAT THIS HAPPENED LIKE WHAT,HOW,AND THE FACT THAT IT'S A PINK ONE MEANS SO MUCH
BY WHAT ON EARTH COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED OMG THIS IS LITERALLY FATE BY DESTINY,I AM LITERALLY ASHLEY AND ASHLEY IS LITERALLY ME
#the coffin of andy and leyley#tcoaal#ashley graves#ashley tcoaal#tcoaal ashley#trans guy#transgender#this is such a coincidence omg how did this happen i am so happy#literally me#kinnie#Determined to finally find my Andrew Grave boyfriend some day#andy and leyley#leyley graves
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there has got to be a nicer way to say that i don’t care about befriending these cis white men to my friend. Please please i don’t care if they’re nice i don’t care omg😭😭😭 We have nothing in common and so do u guys. pls. Stawp it
#kitty talks#i love it to death but pleaseee. idgaffff😭😭😭 omg😭😭😭 and theyre all so fucking ugly too and mid FUCKEKJEEHHWHH omg#i’m being so nice right now but Please. Ur killing me. Please . Please. Please#again. i love it a lot but it also ends up breaking up with its boyfriends like 1 month in. So i jjust. Dont have the capacity for that#I dont need to be introduced to random dating app men and then find out theyre weird or assholes. LMFAO. who cares#i am Begging begging it meets a trans guy. like god. its only cis men.and theyre so stupid looking. And uninteresting. and unpassionate#uneducated. Ok. Rant over i guess. My head hurts so bad snd reading these texts are just kind of getting to me . Man#Omg. Hes giving us a ride back after thr show tomorrow and im hoping to like. Bear through it#I need to be drunk out of my mind for this
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Going back into my cave after this but Wyllstarion x The Princess Diaries au. Wyll as Mia, Astarion as Nicholas, Tav as Andrew. You understand.
#wyllstarion#My sister made me watch this with her on her bday and I could only think “omg like wyllstarion” the entire time#Wyll having to find himself a spouse in order to rule bc of some dumb old baldur's gate tradition#His father had to marry his mother to rule but she died in childbirth and his father ruled the rest of the time alone#Wyll was cast out for the same reasons as in Bg3 but instead of him returning to save his father his father realises his mistakes first#Cause Wyll deserves it#Lady Tav is the most eligible royal for Wyll to wed because she's the duchess of Waterdeep or something#And they were friends#But Wyll loves Astarion#Obviously I'm spinning this like within the Bg3 universe not a modern au or anything so some things are different#Holy shit what if ulder ravengard had a boyfriend a man he was in love with but couldn't ever be with. For fun. Like queen clarisse#Idk who it would be but wouldn't that be funny#WAIT what if instead of a dumb baldur's gate tradition demanding that Wyll marries it's actually because#His pact with Mizora requires that he have a “level headed” spouse to “protect him from the devil's influence”#Guys I'm a genius#And no one wants Astarion to be Wyll's lover bc Astarion is a vampire spawn and they especially don't trust him#Astarion romances Wyll on the order of Cazador bc Cazador wants control of baldur's gate & astarion is the perfect candidate to seduce Wyll#But then Astarion falls in love with Wyll#I just want a scene with Lady Tav and Wyll discussing their marriage after Wyll is caught with Astarion#Where Tav tells Wyll he'll make an amazing king and she's a lady who never backs out of her word#They're friends so they're both understanding that love between them isn't happening#When Wyll returns the ring during the ceremony Tav is like oh thank fuck because Karlach is looking real gorgeous tonight#Etc etc#Bg3#Wyll Ravengard#astarion ancunin#Bloodpact#I fucking love that ship name BTW it's genius
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Apparently my dad saw my phone lockscreen so he asked my mom who's the guy next to me and then she told him oh it's that Joker Out guy...
#and i was like omg mom you could have told him he's my boyfriend#yeah my dad always keep pestering me about finding a partner#so yeahhhhh#whether he saw the one where i met jan or nace in the hague#idk#but yeah i told my mom you could have jokingly told him thats my long distance boyfriend LOLOLOLOL#joker out#personal
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One thing oden and ace teach us is that bad bitches go early so you can understand how worried I am for nami....
#oden asking if they still love him after beating a whole village of criminals up as the sun rises behind him...#oden sama..... 20 (maybe???) father of like 5 and boyfriend to many#KIKUS SISTER(BROTHER I DONT REALLY KNOW) IS THE ONE ON THE WHITEBEARD PIRATES???? KIKU IS THE LITTLE ONE!!!#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 962#another oden panty shot....#another oden panty shot as he begs for shirohige to take him to the sea with him.... which could mean anything...#marco teasing shirohige about liking oden.... this cant be true...#how is izu jumping that much omg... we ard not taking oden but this random samurai will do#toki can fight??? oden like that akdhakshdkshsks he looks like the harkonnen guy akdjajaja#he has sanji's radar.... amazing#episode 963#shirohige is gonna break down when he finds out oden left him for a woman.... so sad....#also the size difference.... poor woman.....#shirohige came back for him omg.....#THE BLONDE GUY WITH THE LASHES AND THE WOMAN WITH BLUE HAIR ARE FRANKYS PARENTS RIGHT???#already having babies in year 2..... momo was born in shirohiges boat... legend#orochi chosen as a substitute for oden omg.....#FUCKING TEECH!!! DIEE!!!! I CURSE THE DAY SHIROHIGE LET YOU ON HIS SHIP#episode 964#OROCHI DIEEEE CHALLENGE!!!! but this scene with the witch is a banger... such a shame he is a pathetic villain i mean he could be scary and#with his power he is..... facades and all....#sukiyaki coughing sounds like that GOO GOO GOO GOO cupcakke sound..... maybe its just me...#THEY KILLED SUKIYAKI ALREADY???? OMG ODEN!!!#why is he-man on shurohiges crew akdjsks... also so funny there is just a royal family in there...#roger talking about how his time is coming and he wants to fight shirohige again.... GO BE WITH YOUR BABY MAMA DEAD(heehee)BEAT!!!#another pantyshot akdjskks the animators are on my side.... i love how everyone wants oden now... roger and shirohige passing him around#roger skipping to go fight him akdjsksj he is the moment....#episode 965
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Okokok hear me out
#1968-9#Sylvia has a child and a kind of deadbeat boyfriend#Tim only finds out after she bails him out of jail#bc they haven’t talked in a while#after seeing the utter chaos she is in w a baby#and just. Not doing great in life#he decides#why don’t you just come live w me#it’s family fluff omg#the brain will be thinking of this for a while Omg
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i think a good hobby or habit or activity or whatever is complimenting strangers. ive been doing that a lot and it's so lovely!! the other day i told someone working the counter at a local bookstore that i liked their sweater vest (i liked their sweater vest a lot i thought it was very cool stylish fashionable and chic) and their eyes LIT UP !!!! and they went 😳 well thank you!! and well thats just a fun little thing you can do.
#my boyfriend told me once that he tries to find something he can genuinely compliment on every stranger he sees#and i just thought that was so sweet n lovely that im trying to get into the habit of it#a lot of the time its about glasses or jewelry ive noticed! for me at least#one time i was running back to class from the bathroom and i saw someone waiting for the elevator with a VERY cute tote bag#and i raced by them and went omg i love your bag!! and they said thanks! and then. i was GONE
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#also lets not talk about me potentially finding a husband or boyfriend one day i dont wanna talk about that at work lmao??#oh ur gonna tell me that one day ill have kids too??#yeah no go ahead and bring up all this cause im not gonna say anything back! i am scared!#but also i dont think anything bad will actually happen im just scared of everything but also sometimes its funny#so sometimes i really am just using this time to to have fun and hear things that are so not true like omg lmao??
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AH!!!!
cute smallholder woman that called me a good girl and awoke something inside of me has given me her number so she can teach me how to drive and how to bind books ahhhh!!!!
#do want to stress that she’s straight and has a boyfriend?? i think??#and is just looking for friends in the area and thats fine because also so am i#but also aaahh!!!!#aaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!#personal#we're going to start an art club and a book club and drive around in her field when its dried up a bit#she came in and saw the sign that said the shop is closing (so ill be out of a job) and she asked what i was going to do#and i was like ahhahahaa idk things are not looking great for me#and immediately she was like: right lets get you sorted we're going to do this this and this#I'll see what i can find for you#and i was like ...... help yes please omg#trying to seem like a cool and interesting person who Does Things and not just someone that sits about all day#she says shes going to show me her sheep and that she has a new ram thats the sweetest thing#he will give you kisses on your cheek if you ask him#ANYWAY#wow#sorry just vibrating because someone was nice to me haha
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i spent 3 months watching gilmore girls and i finally finished it and a year in the life and then netflix is like hmm what should we recommend... gilmore girls season 1 episode 1 is starting in 3 seconds
#against my better judgement i watched a year in the life again and it was so much worse the second time. i only watched it when it first#came out and then forgot everything that happened because it was so bad it didnt even have to be that bad but it was so bad.#like this might be an unpopular opinion but god whenever they reboot shows or do like a reunion the magic from the original is just gone#that came out wrong i dont mean the original show loses it's magic but that the reboot is missing the thing that made the original special#like ok spoilers and also unpopular opinions but there was just like no chemistry between any of the cast anymore IMO. imo dont come for me#i have no idea what the actors were doing or what they had to move around to make cameos or whatever but just imo alexis was like on another#planet i have no idea why rory was like that. it was just so. routine and expected ? like they were acting how we would expect them to act#but it was just so insincere? i guess is the word#like season 7 sucked and we all know it but god season 7 was better than a year in the life in retrospect#the ONLY good thing about a year in the life is emilys story like good for her finally living her own life and finding what she loves#that makes sense and that all adds up like love that for her.#im biased because ive been a jess girl since i was 8 but jess. fantastic. sucks that he's still in love with rory but hes doing great fine#lane deserved more than that that was bullshit that she was there for 5 minutes and sookie too like#from what i remember melissa mccarthy couldnt be in it or didnt want to or i dont know but i didnt like that they essentially made sookie#abandon jackson and her kids idk.#christopher i dont care about but PARIS deserved more as well#dont get me started on the wild plot omg.#but that's another thing that ruins the reboots is they just try to add such topical references and it just ages so badly imo#and anyway im just so confused. rory is still sleeping with logan but she has a boyfriend whose name she cant remember but also#she's having one night stands at comic con ?#all for the show to end with SPOILER her saying she's pregnant ?#? ? ?#?#ok.#like. they ruined her character a long time ago but they just completely gave up in this.#lorelai is lorelai i expected nothing else so it was boring i just. think this was the wrong show to do a reunion with i dont know.#i didnt watch it but i think the friends thing is the best way to go where they dont make new episodes but just bring the cast back together#like it was so much better with us all just imagining luke and lorelai got married and had another kid and rory went on to be a journalist#and that was that but here we are
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Another really great kazumaji fic (again one of the top two roommate ones) was when kiryu got kidnapped and then groped by this girl (big bad) who proceeded to have a breakdown in front of him and he , still tied up , almost apologised To Her
#Yakuza liveblog#it really says a lot about him that he woke up with a mystery girl in his lap and then said dont touch me and then said sorry#she was crying because everybody thought her boyfriend was this genius mastermind even though she came up with their lucrative plan to#smuggle arms into japan. this is another really really good fic because of the foreshadowing and the nystery plot#im just going to get the link to it actually#actually i cwnt find it despite my claims that its one of the top kazumaji fics maybe i am crazy oh well#but under the omg haiiiii kiryu chan ^w^ lets room together yayy yayyy subplot theres the weapon smuggling subplot#and the FORESHADOWING !!!!! at one point after they both get in too deep kiryu finds a pistol and majima is like awesome its a blah blah#russian gun and kiryu was like wow ! how did you know ! and majima was like (suddenly aloof) i just know.#but HIS FAMILY IS INVOLVED !!!! IN THE ARMS SMUGGLING PLOT !!! hes looking for shimanos buddy who ran out on him in order to shut him up#and when kiryu finds out hes DISTRAUGHT he thought their fun little winter vacation was about teamwork but it was about LIES#nevermind i found it#i forgot that this was the fic where kiryu heard a love song on the radio and was like BOOHOOHOO CRYING EMOJI#its like on page two of top kudosed and its one of the only not horrendously ooc ones#edit: kiryu only tried to apologise AFTER a few hours of torture with a kettle prod
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Having insane crossover AU brainrot tonight girlies!!! :D
I'm vibrating so hard I could write entire essays of pretentious meta pretending that crossing these two entirely unrelated series and adding my OCs improves the canon storylines lmao :')
#ramble#oc tag#i will go INSANE thinking about p5r!kai's relationship to the yoshizawas and horizon!kai's relationship to the sobecks omg#*beta voice* aloy is the one people WANT#oof 😩#i like that both have antagonists with the same aesthetic who tries to present as helpful but later reveal they had more self serving motiv#all along and are also really weird about a trio of redheads#(well. i guess kasumi isn't a redhead but shh)#and one of them is their ex girlfriend and the other two are twins#idk it's so dumb and surface level lol but it matters to me because i did the fross & tilda and the takuto & kai thing on purpose#it's supposed to compare and contrast the influence that their parents have on them#but you know what i DIDN'T do on purpose? the tild//aloy and frosskai thing#while i was hearing tilda at her tea party i was thinking ''YES. YES THIS IS PERFECT FOR FROSSKAI''#but frosskai was. from the very beginning. a very ''projecty'' sort of relationship?#like the fact that fross fell for kai SO quickly and THEN tried to shape kai into the kind of partner he wanted?#i definitely think it was the adrenaline and the masochism that made him fall at first#but he was more in love with the idea of the relationship than with kai himself (i feel like i'm repeating myself lol)#and part of that was (subconsciously of course). he's not dumb. he could see where things were going#and who wants to thirdwheel to tild//aloy for the rest of eternity? the obvious solution is to find a boyfriend for himself too ASAP#but. more importantly. it's the desire to take back a little of what his upbringing and the apocalypse took from him in a way?#he was playing perfectly by society's rules. and he was looking forward to finding a spouse and having a family and all of that stuff#but even though he followed the rules and did his best to fit in... his life was basically stolen from him#anyways. fross is a bad person but my favorite interpretation of him is the betrayal of how following rules without question won't save you#he followed the rules of christianity and god punished him for it. he followed the rules of capitalism and his favorite CEO punished him fo#he followed the rules of far zenith and their own creation punished him for it.#i guess you could even say he followed the rules of amatonormativity and his boyfriend punished him for it.#but that's all he ever learned to do isn't it? to passively accept and adapt to what others expected of him. no critical thinking in sight.#and what did he get for it? trauma and lots of blood on his hands that's what!!!!
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