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The braincell of Imladris
Erestor: I swear, I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Glorfindel, Lindir, Celebrian, and Figwit: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
Elrond: You know, that the brain has more then one cell, right?
#lotr#silmarillion#silmarillion memes#incorrect silmarillion quotes#incorrect lotr quotes#lotr memes#erestor#glorfindel#lindir#celebrian#figwit#elrond#imladris#rivendell
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Elves reacting to dwarves throwing food
I can't be the first one to gif this, right? But I couldn't find it on a quick search. So have some elves reacting to dwarves being dwarves...
#kili was totally aiming for lindir with that last one#Lindir's face just cracks me up every time lol#also how Elrond is chill about the first one#but gets more wtf-like on the next#the hobbit#elves#lindir#elrond#gandalf#food fight#rivendell#dinner#an unexpected journey#peter jackson#tolkien#rds#figwit
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I would like to uno reverse and ask how the elves (yep, all the LOTR/hobbit elves you write for) would react to their s/o keeping them warm, whether it be with a blanket, an extra cloak, or even magically radiating warmth.
LOTR/THE HOBBIT ELVES REACTING TO THEIR S/O WHO GIVE THEM THEIR COAT/BLANKET WHEN ITS COLD.
Elrond
Istg this poor guy will survive the cold for you
You don’t realize it’s cold but when you look over at Elrond he’s quite literally shivering from cold
You quickly deduce that the poor ellon has stayed out simply because you were
You chuckle fondly, finding it sweet as you drape a coat/blanket over him and he blinks at you in surprise
He tries to protest but you glare at him and he shuts up
Thranduil
No, just no.
This man will refuse to take your coat
Anyway, he wouldn't even be out in the cold
If he finds it cold, there is no way he’s letting you go out
Legolas
Dude does not get cold
Have you seen him running through those snowy places?
Yeah, he's too jumpy to be cold
He will politely reject your coat if you ask though
Lindir
This poor sweet innocent baby 😭
He won’t wait for you to offer it, he’s gonna just grab it then apologize as he wraps himself in it
Literally freezing
He’ll be okay, he snuggles against you for extra warmth
Haldir
Dude patrols borders, he’s used to it
May actually fall asleep standing up in the cold
You just wrap the blanket around him and he’ll stir slightly
Poor bby, he’s so tired
He’ll hold you tight, swaddling you in the blanket too
Glorfindel
He will snatch your blanket quicker than you can say his name
He’ll apologize but he aint sorry at all
He is COLD.
Let him have the damn blanket xD
Feren
Sweet bby
He won’t say anything even if the air is a bit chilly
He’ll do his best to hide it but you soon realize just how cold he is
“Thank you, meleth.” He’ll smile at you as you drape the blanket over his shoulders but insists you both share it
Figwit
“My lady/lord, it’s cold” He’ll comment on the chilliness of the air as you stroll through the garden
No matter how many times you tell him to call you your name he will insist on using your title in public
When you give him your coat he looks surprised and tries to protest but soon gives in, wrapping it around himself
“Thank you, meleth…” He’ll whisper, his ears red
{Thanks for the request and hope it lives up to your expectations! Apologies for the wait. And as always, my inbox is open!}
#requests#lotr#the hobbit#elves#figwit#thranduil#legolas#feren#lindir#elrond peredhel#glorfindel#haldir#x reader#gender neutral reader#fluff
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POV: you run into elves on the road
Gildor Inglorion, Maenod (Melpomaen), and Lindir. Based on that one Hobbit interview.
#Gildor Inglorion#Figwit#Lindir#Gildor#Melpomaen#silverhaired!Lindir#book!Lindir#Gildor son of Unconsolidated Drafts#LotR#Tolkien#Tolkien Shitposting#The Lotr | The Lord of the Rings#my art#Tolkien art#tolkien fanart
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I had an idea that popped into my head and I'm not sure it makes a lot of sense, but:
Danny as a small time background actor ends up basically becoming Figwit.
Eventually, he gets a small cult following (the normal kind).
#danny phantom#danny fenton#I wanted to mark this as dc x dp#but there isn't anything saying it has to be#it could be plain dp#or dp x marvel#or whatever#frodo is great... who is that?#figwit
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I think I've finally solved the puzzle. I've watched it back and forth. Replayed the same clip and gone over every detail. I can now tell you with the utmost confidence who the Mystery Lady at Roger's execution really was...
NOBODY!
Yep. She's completely unimportant.
Her only purpose in that scene is to serve as a visually interesting hook to grab our attention between close ups of random crowd members. A moment later, she looks over her shoulder, and the camera pans to focus on Shanks.
Shanks is, visually at least, not a particularly noteworthy character, especially in this first scene. There are random background extras with blue afros or feathers woven in their hair or star spangled body suits (they really let the extras go all out lol). So they go from the visually interesting but unimportant character to the visually uninteresting but very important character. Easy.
My evidence is that when the riot breaks out, you can see a full body shot of her. She's running right behind the woman with the star on her vest.
Her outfit doesn't match anyone. Not Crocodile, not Moria, not anyone who's been suggested.
She's literally just a Figwit. Sorry.
(Crocodile is 100% trans, but that ain't him)
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Lindir (or Figwit ) portrait from Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit films.
7 more elven illustrations to go
#lotr#the hobbit#lord of the rings#figwit#lindir#portrait#digital art#illustration#elves#tumblr art#art#artists on tumblr#cavalieredispade#cavalieredispade art
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Squad reactions to being told "I love you"
Glorfindel: Thanks fam!
Elrohir: Oh no
Elladan: *cries* I love you too
Elrond: Sounds fake but ok
Lindir: *a flustered mess*
Erestor: Can I get a refund
#lotr incorrect quotes#Tolkien incorrect quotes#glorfindel#lindir#erestor#figwit#lotr elves#Elrond#elladan and elrohir
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I imagine if Tumblr was around when Lord of the Rings came out, there would be so much about Aragorn and Legolas, but there would also be a ton of content on figwit
#lotr#aragorn#legolas#figwit#guy would have either been a sexyman or a flop#and I can't tell which is more likely
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Has anyone else considered Elrond x Erestor x Glorfindel x Lindir or should I crawl back from the hole whence I came?
#rivendell ot4???#lord of the rings#the silmarillion#elrond#erestor#glorfindel#lindir#figwit#rivendell#elrondir#glorestor#what would be the ship name#honestly they would be so protective of lindir and I’m here for it
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A scary sound outside of Imladris
Erestor: Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?
Glorfindel: Not it!
Figwit: Not it!
Erestor: ...Neither one of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.
#lotr#silmarillion#silmarillion memes#incorrect silmarillion quotes#lotr memes#incorrect lotr quotes#erestor#glorfindel#figwit#imladris
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I've accidentally gotten slightly fixated on bret mckenzie's tiny role in lotr............. pretty guy :(
(expand for better quality on the first one hhhh)
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#Middle Earth Christmas#30 days of christmas gifs#My Edits#Christmas Eve Eve#Galadriel#Thranduil#Elrond#Bilbo#Boromir#Éowyn#Figwit#Lee Pace#Hugo Weaving#Cate Blanchett#Martin Freeman#bret mckenzie#Sean Bean#Miranda Otto
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📜✍️ petition to get Brett McKenzie to come play some fuck off background character with two lines in Rings of Power as is the Figwit tradition @primevideo
#ooc | out of cheesecake#Figwit#Melpomaen#Lindir#RoP | Rings of Power#Tolkien#LotR | Lord of the Rings#//if you're making a big budget live action tolkien adaptation you have to i dont make the rules#Tolkien Shitposting
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Snail you can't just say "any fandom" I can and will write for transformers with songs by steam powered giraffe don't TEMPT ME!!!!
Real talk though, my first thought went to Lindir or Thorin from The Hobbit (if you didn't know, he's Elrond's right hand and a musician in Rivendell, he doesn't get much screen time but there's a healthy amount of consistent fanon interpretations)
To the song "Come Home With Me" and/or "Wedding Song" from Hadestown and "Dancing and the Dreaming" from How To Train Your Dragon 2, respectively
(strap in, this will take a while)
My idea for the Hadestown songs has less concrete dancing.
Lindir meets the group travelling to the mountain and is flustered by a traveller with them. When the group eats Elrond (wise beyond comprehension and also a little bored and up for some wingmanning) introduces Lindir as their minstrel for the evening, claiming he can sing a song so beautiful you'll fall in love. In this Reader would be a little more boisterous and confident (being in a company of dwarves) and encourages him to give it his best shot. He sings a quick tune about falling in love but when he gets to the part about a proposal the dwarves start laughing at him and he flusters and trails off. You feel bad for him and also happened to enjoy his singing so you put aside your pride to prompt him with your own singing. Framing it as good natured teasing (so the dwarves don't relentlessly tease you), "lover tell me if you can, who's gonna buy the wedding band?" And he joins in and you bounce off each other. Eventually getting up to get in his space more to hopefully fluster him because the dwarves are enjoying how juicy this is getting and you feel a little in too deep now you gotta even the playing field. Only music is his specialty and he feels completely at home in the song. He eventually goes off on a beautiful riff that echoes across the table and manages to fluster you! Trying to get back some of your pride (he's visibly waiting for your turn again) you begin to slightly dance around him, brushing an arm against him here and there and leaning closer to ask who'll make the wedding bed. Naturally flustering him.
The other song (Dancing and the Dreaming) happens when the company stop for a night (you've been travelling with them) and naturally start singing as they love to do. Some dancing kicks up around the fire and you've had your fun with Oin, Bombur and Dwalin and even the brothers Filli and Killi, but Thorin refuses to dance at all. The others notice and (conspiring, having noticed their leaders "hidden" affection for you) ask him to sing a song. Just him, not them. Well, maybe it's the the warmth of the fire, the atmosphere of joyous singing and dancing, the long journey. Or maybe it's the way you smile at him with stars in your eyes, refusing to stutter in your gaze as if he is the most important thing you've ever seen. He sings a love song. Slow and hesitant and a little quiet because he's nervous, he picked a song from human culture - purely a random choice, nothing to do with the idea that if it conveys his feelings he might satisfy the longing to whisk you away on a dance. But it just makes his voice rasp more and you're leaning in closer to hear him, his heart skipping a beat. And then he gets to the part where a woman would join and trails off. Leaving an awkward silence. Until you join in with your voice. The dwarves laugh joyously as the beat picks up and their infectious energy and your smile and reciprocation gives him confidence to jump up and dance with you as you skip in circles. It's a folk dance, circling around each other, swinging away with your hands intertwined to twirl you back to each other's embrace. When the song ends abruptly you're facing each other, hands held and chests brushing with your panting breaths, grinning and breathing each other's air.
Listen. Listen.
You listen here.
Lindir.
Immediately yes.
(it's the fact his og fan name was Figwit until he was named 💀. That brings a smile to my face)
And the song recs?! The way I'm already attempting to perfect For the Dancing and the Dreaming irl for a wedding in 6 weeks (my baby brother).
Thorin dancing, Thorin dancing, Thorin dancing.
LOOK AT YOU WRITING FULL PROSE. MY WORD, SNAIL!!!
You are just coming in with all the beautiful thoughts. I adore you for it.
#x reader#thorin oakenshield#figwit#lindir#thorin x reader prompt#lindir x reader prompt#i adore your thoughts#thank you for sharing them with me
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bret you will always be a winner
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