Gayest baseball team known to man !!!

THEY PUT BASHIR AND BASEBALL TOGETHER, I CAN DIE IN PEACE. I don't even care for baseball in real life, but give me a movie or something that revolves around baseball and I go insane. So you can tell how I feel about this DS9 episode, it's one of my favourites just for that reason :(

i wish there was a way to filter all amatonormative bullshit off my dash

i think i have been following you (dont worry not irl only on tumblr) for enough time for it to be wierd of me asking what is a vocaloid...

but im still not sure so could you give me a quick run down?

OH GOD i'll try my best to explain since i'm probably not the best person with words BUT!!!!!

basically vocaloid is a voice synthesizing program! it takes samples from a human's voice and from those it allows the program to sing with any given input (obviously with their consent, since every vocaloid has their voice provider who worked with a team and stuff)

i don't know much about the technical stuff so that's all i can really say, but there are tons of vocaloid programs and it's still going to this day (vocaloid 6 and vocaloid b (or whatever that letter is) are the newest ones, vocaloid b is still being worked on iirc), and all their programs have individual voicebanks you can buy! though you can use a v4 vocaloid in a v5 program i think???? HSJKGFHEKJHGKJEHG also there are vocaloids who can sing in other languages than just japanese which is really cool

BUT YEAH!!!! there's the vocaloid program and then there's the vocaloid character, which is basically a ''mascot'' for the voice you're buying, with barely added information about them other than basic things (height, weight, age, sometimes nothing like flower). this allows people to be REALLY creative with what they want to do with a vocaloid's voice or character, for example how miku can literally be anything you want!

also, quick mention but there are also other synthesizing programs ''like'' vocaloid, UTAU is free, then there's synthesizer V, cevio etc etc! they also have their own mascots (except utau who only has defoko. you can make your own utau!!!!!)

helloooooo here's a twink!Mattson spam to spice up your Saturday 💖 ...inspired by something reminding me of his twink era last night, and as I was browsing pinterest for twink!Mattson pictures I couldn't help but think how there's just no way in hell he isnt' at least a liiiiiiiittle bit... you know 🥰

to further support this argument, I have categorized the pictures as follows:

exhibit 1: flannel queer

exhibit 2: denim queer (+ an honorary mention to the red (or hot pink?) heart socks)

exhibit 3: striped trousers queer

exhibit 4: The Bandana™

exhibit 5: Sits Like A Bisexual

exhibit 6: just soft <3 (or: just random pictures I couldn't categorize but wanted to include anyway)

BONUS!! a twink being adopted by a group of emo nerds 🥺🤲

extra bonus: I just think it's funny how this was his posse back in the days (apparently):

...and this is his posse now:

and honestly? I love that for him <3

Ooohhh I really love twink!Mattson! 🥹💞 and you are so right, he must be at least a little bit you know 😌

he looks so soft in a flannel 😭 and the backwards cap really adds something to it, like he really tries to be a bad boy but is a soft boy nevertheless 🤧

and oh my god the red socks and the denim shorts?? now THAT is a queer coded outfit if I’ve ever seen one 😳

nooo the posse change 😂😭 and aaahh him getting kidnapped adopted by the emo nerds 😭🥺💗 love how no matter how hard he tries (or tried) he just can’t hide his twinkiness 💞

Phantom’s (insert your name of choice for new bug) favorite food is cereal. Infinite variety delivered in the same sterile, sealed bag that no one’s hands, except maybe some animatronic ones, have touched but his. They’re all different but they’re all kind of the same. Dry and crunchy. Some of them brutalize the roof of his mouth with their grating texture. He avoids those. Mountain tried to make him eat granola for his own health, claiming it was cereal, just like he’d already been eating. It was a lie, both seeds and dried fruit look like bugs . Live ones or smushed ones. And nuts take like 8 hours to chew. It’s too much commitment for such bland payoff. When he discovered freeze dried marshmallows, all the charm and crackle of dried corn meal, with more sugar, prettier colours and infinite shapes, he decided he never wanted to eat anything else again. Can ghouls get scurvy? Mountain forces him to drink a glass of juice every day just in case. Protein and iron requirements to be discussed. But thanks to the FDA or something, most cereals are fortified. He will live, for now. Until he gets a cavity. And then he finds out that it means the tooth will fall out, and a new one will take its place, and that process is just as painful as the first time. And then he’ll also be interested in everything everyone told him about dental hygiene and simply putting the toothbrush in your mouth and chewing on the bristles isn’t good enough.

I should sleep

staying true to my brand so: Nico 😌

[f1 drivers' favourite fanfic ask game]

I cannot help but rec C @kritischetheologie's Seb/Nico masterpiece after those Green Tech photos!!!!! Sico girls won!!! Nico would enjoy this fic because he's DEFINITELY fantasizing about acquiring a major stake in an incoming F1 team (cough cough Audi). C also has some Mick/Nico thoughts as well that I can't find right now but which are OCCUPYING MY MIND!

Since I've recced EWTRTW a number of times, another Nico apologia fic that I enjoyed recently (although I feel like everyone else has already read it?) is Second Star to the Right. Sometimes you just need to feel bad for a while before you can feel better...

365 Days of Writing Prompts: Day 216

Adjective: Pink

Noun: Peach

Definitions for those who need/want them:

Pink: of a color intermediate between red and white, as of coral or salmon; (of wine) rosé; (informal) (often derogatory) having or showing left-wing tendencies; of or associated with gay people

Peach: a round stone fruit with juicy yellow flesh and downy pinkish-yellow skin; a pinkish-yellow color like that of a peach; the Chinese tree that bears peaches; (informal) an exceptionally good or attractive person or thing

I finished the first and second game and moved onto the third game, finished that and now I'm on the fourth but I can't get over how much calmer and more normal Majima is in general but especially with Kiryu, where's all the obsession gone?

One of the fan casts I’ve seen a lot is Hunter Schafer as Zelda. Thoughts?

image for reference because i had to google who hunter schafer was

i could back it? she'd definitely be able to pull off like. oot or twilight princess zelda (by looks alone i haven't seen her act) really depends on what they're doing story wise. but ultimately i don't particularly care what the actor looks like as long as they are believably link or zelda to me and i just. don't think the kind of "major hollywood actors" that people toss around when talking about it could really have that effect because they're too recognisable? if that makes any sense. also a bit of a tangent but i don't know if i WANT the zelda movie to adapt an existing game or a new one, though if i had ti guess it'll adapt something connected to botw/totk and that timeline if it is in any way tied to a game because nintendo is generally trying to move away from the 'traditional' zeldas so to speak

for context this is the hypothetical cast in the article i was reading earlier:

like i respect timothee but i think seeing him as link would just make me laugh. he's a perfectly good actor i just don't vibe with this. mr. holland. can we be serious here. respect the inclusion of dev patel and steven yeun but i think this would only work in a post-oot movie that was a tragic retelling of what happens to the hero of time / an exploration of the effect of All That. which won't happen but i think they could pull it off. we're very much dependent on how old link and zelda will be but if i HAD to pick from this list i'd say aramis knight (in ms marvel) because he's not as immediately recognisable and also he's around the right age for Link That Lives In My Head

moving to the zeldas. florence pugh are you KIDDING me. again i respect her i think ms pugh is very talented. but i don't think i'd want her to play zelda. ultimately it comes down to the fact that link and zelda are almost always teenagers and i want the movie to lean into that. especially because AGAIN this won't happen but i would like an examination of the impact of being declared Saviour Of The Entire World at approximately 12-17 years old. though i guess this could also work with an adult link and zelda but that would lean towards more of a drama than a Big Action Fantasy which is what this will be. zendaya again can we be serious i don't think this would work. personally i'd go w/ kathryn newton or stephanie hsu on this list tbh. or hunter schafer i think she'd be a pretty good choice on vibes alone but ive never seen her in anything (euphoria?)

the article also included these as cast possibilities for minor characters and when i tell you some of them made me choke on my water

i respect natasha lyonne as navi because that could be funny. the others are just. really. something

sorry this answer was super long and also not coherent i should inform you that i am running on approximately 2hrs sleep today. so. but if anyone wants to further discuss zelda PLEASE do i am going through a mini phase rn

also as a second tangent. my ideal zelda plots:

skyward sword zelda during her time on the surface because you could have some REALLY good conflict between her goddess side and her human side and the way she slowly realises she has to manipulate link

zelda becoming sheik in oot!!

my roommate pointed it out the other day but i haven't been able to stop thinking about it since: majora's mask stop motion movie in the style of gdt's pinocchio. directed of course by mr Fucked Up Fairytale del toro himself

the fun part about periods is that there’s enough time in between them for you to forget The Horrors so by the time your period starts again you get to suffer The Horrors again as if for the very first time!

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Btw almost every single person in my uni housings corridor has been studying for like 3-5 years and they all looks so old and ive noticed that its just because when i look into the mirror i still see my 14 year old self

Successful day: Cody six goals, Trent's team won, I saw Trent, and I didn't think about whatsherface once during the game. Footy is great.

feeling particularly emotional today. i wanted to go the shops with my mum but it was too late in the day and they closed. and im listening to the songs i used to like. but i finally stretched my septum. maybe things are okay even though i am the way i am. almost every aspect of my body is wrong in some way, but its okay, because i know that someday, someone or something will see through this skin. see me as i am. and i hope i will see them too. their true self, the thing they hide underneath the bed and in the backs or drawers. i know the sun will rise tomorrow but i still go to bed scared it wont.

just discovered that someone who has really helped me and my friends deal with a lot of stuff through their job has just changed where they work at and the fact that now we won’t be able to look forward to seeing him each week and open up with him and learn stuff thanks to him is rlly killing me. like. this person is one of the few cishet men other than my close blood relatives that i feel safe around. this man is one of the most genuine and kind and humble people i have ever met and has helped so many people and the fact that we won’t be able to see him anymore and we won’t be able to have fun together as a big loving group is killing me. i’m trying to look at all the memories and ideas that me and my friends have because of me but right now i’m rlly just a snotty teary blob of flesh and bones and blood because i can only see the negatives. i know this is kinda stupid writing it on a tumblr blog to a bunch of people i have never met except for like the three people that i’ve been calling my best friends ever since i was a baby, who also knew this man. but i feel like i’d rather throw it all out into oblivion than ignore it and bottle it up and be poisoned by it for years. it seems like the healthier option out of the two, even if neither is like that good. i’m sorry to all the people who follow me and my mutuals and stuff bc i know that this is 100% not what they followed me for yet i felt like it was better for me to write this on here than on my shitpost sideblog, this is somehow more personal to me i guess, since a lot of the stuff here is related to very personal experiences even if they’re just photos. again i’m sorry sorry sorry to be such a negative person rn i’m usually positive and see the best in people and all that but i guess that sometimes i also need to scream stuff into my cushion to feel better and that cushion is this post. anyways,

i hope everyone is having a good day today. you deserve it. i know that. and tomorrow will be my good day too. tomorrow will be good for all of us.