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gregoftom · 1 year

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oh they fr had bitchnasty sex after this

#tomgreg #I CANT BREATHE HAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa oh wow. ohhhhhhh wow. oh wow. hahahahahaaaaaaaaaa wow.#GREG REALLY SAID: YOU WANNA FUCK ME SO BAD IT MAKES YOU LOOK STUPID.#the way tom goes OHHHhhhh at greg getting bold is Exactly the same tone me and my gf use with each other. just. you know. for reference.#BUT GREG'S LITTLE HEAD GESTURE BEFORE HE SAID PROVE IT LIKE HE REALLY MEANS IT?????? I GOTTA GO #also i'm sorry but they both read so fucking gay to me like so gay. esp greg in this moment. his line for comfry is so like.#it's so. like you just wouldn't do that. i think. if you were straight. I DONT KNOW I JUST FEEL A KINDRED SPIRIT IN HIM I GUESS.#''she seems like a nice.... person'' GIRL WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT AND THE PAUSE BEFORE PERSON I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.#i know what you both are.#like. fuck what else can i say about this scene. they're insane i guess????#oh btw i know for a fact tom thinks greg is the most beautiful weird ass creature he's ever seen #like you know a sea creature that's kinda weird that you'd find at the bottom of the ocean that you see in an aquarium #and you're like wow!! that's odd! but.... so beautiful #like that's greg to tom. yet he's like SHES SO PRETTY AND YOU'RE SO GROSS HAHAHA #like. i see what you're doing you fucking avocado you're like oh don't bother going after her bc you're sweet and she might actually say yes #she might like you for what i like you for and y'all might hook up and i can't be having that!!!#like he's so transparent lmfao.#how do i know tom thinks greg is beautiful?? well who else do you say would be fit to take over from your beautiful wife if she died #ALSO tom is just surprised that greg bit back he's not even like. angry? idk i feel like if anyone else said that they'd be #family guy on the floor pose #about shiv being out of his league i mean #HE EVEN LOOKED AT GREGS MOUTH WHEN HE DID THAT LMFAOOO HE THOUGHT THAT WAS HOT #GOD I HATE HIM HAHAaaaaaaahh #AND AFTER GREG SAYS PROVE IT IT JUST CUTS OFF?!??! DID YALL GO FUCK IN THE BATHROOM IM MDDDWDWKDW #ALSO IF YOU LOOK AT PREV POST/WHAT HAPPENED PREVIOUSLY. THEY TOUCHED EACH OTHER LIGHTLY DIDNT EVEN HUG.#and as i said it felt sort of like ''i don't wanna spoil your outfit we can do that later anyway when we fuck raw''#then you get this. and the cut off. so like. come on what the fuck am i supposed to think. just ignore it??#ALSO sorry. sorry. BUT TOMS FACE DURING IT ALL HES LIKE 20 YEARS YOUNGER!!!!!!! AAARRAHgh #ALSO!!!! sorry. sorry. sorry. but why are the colours the bisexual flag in the bg. why. for what reason.#tom keeps looking at gregs mouth all throughout talking about how he fucks. so fuck him. prove it pussy.

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corruptpixel · 10 months

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wanted to point out the squire in the family guy death pose

#family guy death pose #nimona #living for all these references #i love this film dearly #this had me on the floor on my second watch

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humblenarcissist97 · 6 months

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Y’all ever like “I wanna smooch them so bad” but in a completely platonic friendship way, like you wanna kiss them with all your heart and soul but in a non-romantic way

#i love my friends #relatable #is this relatable #i guess we’ll find out #cuddles just aren’t enough. I need to kiss the soul out of my friends in a very platonic way #cuddles aren’t enough. I need to kiss my friends till I can’t breath and I’m on the floor in the family guy death pose #but like platonically

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sergle · 8 months

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As a head's up, depending on your state's rules and reg, the doctors might order a pregnancy test before your surgery, even if the only way you could be preg is unholy immaculate conception. It's dumb, but it's a possibility.

HMM HMM... HUH.. first, noteworthy. second, I think I'm probably okay, my doc already sent through the types of tests he wants me to take. third, I absolutely caught the part where you called me an incel

#'they may order a pregnancy test even though that would be silly seeing as how you're not getting any'#AUGHGHH FUCK.. clutches my chest #(camera pans to me laying dead on the floor in the family guy pose)#sergle answers

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ghostingurdreams · 3 months

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I know the bloodweave nation loves to make gale's blood taste better after the orb is either stabilize or taken out post canon but like what if his blood just taste like shit in general, even before the orb. He's just so disgusting tasting blood and the weave just made it worse. Like astarion cannot consume it because it makes him so nauseous. I think that'd be way funnier.

Alternatively what if the orb just changed his blood for good, like it's icky nasty forever. What if the orb's influence merged with his body and mystra being the bitch she is doesn't bother fixing it because it's not her issue.

ANYWAYS THANKS FOR COMING TO MY TED TALKS

#bloodweave thoughts #astarion like cat gagging when he bites into gale post canon will never not be funny to me #gale's like: :( babe it's not that bad #and astarion is family guy death pose on the floor #bloodweave

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hanatatami · 1 year

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Even if you killed me a thousand times I wouldn't love you any less

#imagine me on the floor on that family guy dog pose #fate brynhild #fate sigurd #brynhild #sigurd #fgo #fate grand order #fate series #fanart #digital art #i care them!!

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hermanunworthy · 4 months

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yknow i honestly thought for like the past few days that my hermie/oakworthy fixation might be slowly dying down but turns out NOOOOPE IM INSANE IM INSANE IM INSANE IM

#OAKWORTHY SAVE MEEEE #I CANT DO THIS #lies on the floor in the family guy death pose #i feel sick #i am Unwell #i am being HAUNTED #anyways #siren says

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ispreadrabieslikewildfire · 1 month

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Silly mutuals may i have hugs

#today is the day i learn how to revise .#crriiiiiii #throw up #die #shidou family guy pose on the floor #died

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meullie · 7 months

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tfw u reunite w your precious boyfriend but u keep forgetting hes like 300 years old now :(

is it his bones or is it crystals thats cracking we'll never know

#wolgraha #wolexarch #g'raha tia #crystal exarch #ff14 #ff #i was originally gonna make another panel where hes dead on da floor #but i already drew him in a family guy death pose #fflewfy arts

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hypocriticaltypwriter · 12 days

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I was fine for a week... a WEEK

And I'm SICK AGAIN DAMMIT

Im sorry yall, I don't feel great... Which suck cause I wanted to finish up the first chapter for the White Wedding AU, but Imma need a minute. I feel awful and I'm so sorry if any of you guys were waiting! I'll be sure ti get back to it asap!!

#It's worse now too...#I feel awful... *falls onto the floor in the family guy pose*#cherry rambles #the lost boys #the lost boys 1987 #🦇🤍White Wedding AU🤍🦇#fruitbats🦇🍒

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mikerickson · 8 months

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I hate doing pushups to failure because it's usually the last thing I do on chest day and it just feels so pathetic to have your strength completely give out and fall on your face.

#looking like the Family Guy death pose on my basement floor

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aratakareigenified · 1 year

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pushes this to the table

#inspired by user herorkgk youre killing me pls know that #ekubo #dimple #sg ekubo #yoshioka mamoru #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #mp100 art #hes just vibing ok he likes being pretty too #(falls to the floor flat in a family guy death pose)#deidraws #((not genderbend btw :>))

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tahthetrickster · 2 months

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“tah why’s it take you so long to write and post fics” girl i am knee-deep in overthinking what the amount of emotional maturity of functionally-immortal but still young-adult-coded beings might look like so i can decide on what a realistic amount of closure in a single conversation might entail so that readers feel some catharsis from the beginnings of a broken relationship being mended but not so much so that it feels unearned by the effort put forward

for a fucking neopets fanfiction.

tldr because im a pretentious english major and it’s ruining my fucking life

#laying on the floor in the family guy death pose instead of writing. anyway

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mechawolfie · 1 year

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