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staledirt87 · 10 months
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What if Human!Au
Janus is the father of Virgil and Remus
Patton is the father of Logan and Roman
Logan and Roman are both adopted, as is Remus but Virgil is the bio son of Janus and unnamed ex. The foster house Roman and Remus were in refused to advertise them as siblings as Remus was a "problem child" and Roman was a "golden boy" so Patton and Janus had no idea they were seperating twins.
A lot more under the cut:
There's always music playing in Janus' house, every day he comes home and puts on a jazz or classical record on the old record player he got from an antique store. On relaxed days Janus will come home, put on a record, and read on his armchair with Virgil listening to the music on his lap and Remus drawing at his feet.
Patton makes sure there's always fresh pastries in the Hart household. There's never a limit to how much they can eat as long as they eat an actual meal along with it. Logan always offers to do the measurements and Roman doesn't let anyone else do the mixing. It's a good day when there's flour everywhere, at least one egg got dropped by Roman, and there's warm cookies on the cooling rack.
Logan talks and talks to Roman who writes and writes about what he's told and they excitedly present their work to Patton who is always chest-bursting proud no matter what. Roman and Logan only ever fight when they play together and Roman's ideas are too fanciful for Logan and Logan's ideas are too boring for Roman. Only Patton can settle those arguments by either distracting them with something else or saying "actually, that can work if you do this!"
Virgil is really reserved around Remus at first, clinging to Janus' leg whenever he was near, but then Remus showed him his drawings of monsters and demons and Virgil pointed out a spider and then they were best friends. One day Janus gets called to the school because Remus punched a kid because they were bullying Virgil for crying over a spider and Janus makes this big act of being disappointed and saying "I'll make sure he learns his lesson" for the principal when really he takes them both out for ice cream afterwards.
Janus takes Virgil out record shopping as he refines his music taste, buying him whatever records he wants. As a birthday present Janus and Remus buy and paint a record player for Virgil's room. Whenever Remus runs out of paint or pencils Janus takes him to all the art stores he can and buys like a year's worth of supplies. The best gift he ever got wasn't even for a special occasion, on a whim Virgil composed a playlist for one of Remus' smaller sketchbooks and Janus payed someone to press a vinyl of it with the cover art being the cover of the sketchbook. They have movie nights on an old projector of classic slasher films.
Patton makes days of things. Roman wants to see a play? They're going to the mall afterwards and maybe even going to the aquarium. Logan wants to see the meteor shower that night? They're watching documentaries about deep space objects and meteorites all day until it's time to star gaze. Unlike in the Lis household where the main love language is quality time the Harts excell in gift giving and acts of service. Logan got the box set for all of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's works and a poster of the observable universe on a random Tuesday and Saint Patrick's Day respectively. Roman comes home one day to see all of his scripts edited in eraseable ink and his favorite sweets on the kitchen table. Patton never gets tired of telling them stories at night, taking suggestions from both kids and expertly weaving a tale of magic and science and evolutionary pathways of dragons until both are asleep.
The kids meet in high school and Roman and Remus immediately have a bond. They don't recognize eachother as brothers yet but there's something there that they both feel. They write comics together and commonly argue about the plot and designs, but their relationship never really falters. Virgil attaches himself to Remus' side and because of that meets Logan. Their bond strikes much slower than the twins' but eventually Logan becomes the #1 person Virgil goes to when he's having a panic attack or anxious about something: whether it's talking him through excersices or just being present Virgil always thanks him with a song recommendation or a sneak peak of a song he's writing.
Janus comes home from work (defense attorney) to Remus' embellished tales of the four's escapades and Virgil listening to music, somehow hearing and correcting every time Remus tries to make Virgil look stupid. Occasionally they'll vent about a teacher that took away Remus' figdet toy because it was "distracting" or forced Virgil to present in front of the class. On those days Janus will make them their favorite foods and put on the special jazz record he only ever uses when it's been a tiring day or one of the kids had a nightmare. Janus doesn't hesitate when Virgil is having a bad anxiety day or Remus can't get gory explicit images out of his head to call them out of school with a forged doctor's note.
Patton works at an elementary school so Roman and Logan walk there after school and do homework in his classroom until school lets out. After Patton is able to leave Roman starts telling them an equally embellished story of the day with Logan's occasional correction when it starts getting too outlandish. On bad days where the students were rowdy and Roman got his notebook taken away for writing in class and Logan got picked on for taking slang literally they'll go home and bake whatever they have the ingredients for.
As the friendship goes on they start spending more and more time with eachother outside of school, Remus and Virgil taking the time that Janus is still at work to join Roman and Logan at the elementary school or the Hart kids visiting the Lis house to chill and listen to music. Janus and Patton never officially meet until it's 3 am and they're in the police station because the twins convinced the other two to jump a fence and Remus' sleeve got caught in the barbed wire and their combined yelling alerted someone walking their dog.
They get to talking more after that and notice some similarities in the twins when they were younger. While Remus used to talk about his "brother at the foster home" Roman would mumble in his sleep about "how unfair it is the knight has to save the dragon." Janus does some digging and finds out the truth. They discuss how best to tell them before eventually deciding on a conversation over a laid-back dinner.
It doesn't stay a laid-back dinner, as soon as they sit down Virgil immediately realizes something is up, which means Logan and Remus realize, which means Roman also knows. Logan asks what's wrong and Virgil just points to Janus: "the snake is gonna tell us something." Janus looks impressed and him and Patton tell them what they found out. Roman and Remus freak out and are split between being pissed they didn't realize before or ecstatic at finally reuniting.
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why do i love the idea of remus acting as a sort of older brother to virgil?especially after he lost his own brother, remus wanted someone to influence (even if he’s not the best at being a good influence).
in fact, what if roman and remus remained close as brothers for a while, and they both were big brothers to virgil? then they got into a big fight and swore to never spend time with each other again. the brothers made virgil choose between them, and virgil picked remus. this is why he was “one of them”, and also why he and roman hated each other so much in the beginning-- remus had started to resent his brother, which rubbed off onto virgil, and roman was still upset that virgil chose his brother over him.
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Did anyone else notice how the "dark" side's sweaters are all intertwined? Like Virgil's has yellow, Janus's has green, and Remus's has purple.
I just think that's cute. 💜💛💚
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cate-geo · 4 years
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I need some dukexiety fathering baby Patton
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magpiemorality · 4 years
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"You aren't the boss of me." With Dukexiety? (But again, happy ending, pls!) 💜💚
Set in the Fantastic Family (urban fantasy) universe because why not?
First | AO3
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Remus stares up at the man. The man stares back. Remus steps slowly to the left and the man mirrors him, arms folded. Remus suddenly jumps all the way back to the right, trying to beat the man but, mostly by virtue of the human’s much taller stature and longer legs, Virgil matches him perfectly. 
He’s still firmly planted square in the middle of the kitchen doorway, keeping him from getting past to his target. Remus whines, his stumpy tail thumping on the floor unhappily, a little snort of smoke trailing from his snout. Virgil just stays blocking the entrance, looking distinctly amused and entirely immovable while the cooling batch of cookies taunt Remus from behind him on the counter.
He yelps when Remus tries to dart forwards and slip between his legs, lunging down to block the boy currently shaped like a little dragon with his hands. Remus whines again, and Virgil chuckles at his frustration. “Find something else to hunt, small fry. You’re not coming in.” 
“You aren’t the boss of me,” Remus growls, trying one last time to get past. It’s one too many for Virgil, who finally bends down to end the stand off.
“Oh yes I am,” Virgil says, lifting the little dragon up into his arms. Remus protests, trying to climb over his shoulder but Virgil uses his free hand to close the door behind him, clamping down surprisingly strongly with the other and then carrying Remus through the apartment to the balcony. “Come on, let’s go annoy D.C., I think our scaley friend has been getting lazy without you two to handle all the time. You can compare fangs.” 
Remus grumbles and settles down comfortably. That does sound like fun. And when Virgil is distracted by the snake…? He’ll try again. 
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resident-fungi-fren · 4 years
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I Don’t Want to Go to the Wedding
Summary: Janus is in love with Virgil, terribly, deeply in love. So is Virgil's fiancé, who is not Janus.
Ships: one-sided anxceit, intruxiety, hinted at roceit
Warnings: marriage, unrequited love, heartbreak
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“Janus, why aren’t you dressed?”
Virgil lifted his foot to kick Janus in the side, (gently) his voice light.
“We’re going to be late for the wedding.”
“I’m not going,” Janus mumbled into the blanket, curled up on his air mattress, definitley not moping.
“Like hell you’re not, you’re my best man, you can’t just skip it!”
Janus heaved a sigh. He really didn’t want to go. He couldn’t. How was he supposed to watch his best friend, whom he’d loved for years, marry someone else?
For a brief moment he entertained the thought of confessing his love then and there, and sweeping Virgil off his feet. But no, Virgil loved Remus, and Remus loved him back. They had a real chance at being happy, and Janus wouldn’t take that away from Virgil.
“Please Janjan, I can’t get married without you there. You’re the only family I got. I need you by my side.” Virgil’s voice was soft and pleading, a hint of desperation in his tone.
Shit. How was he supposed to say no to that?
Apparently he couldn’t, because here he was an hour later, watching Virgil walk down the aisle.
He really looked magnificent, in his dark violet tux. The embroidery, which Virgil had done himself and fretted over for weeks, was elegant, the pattern subtle and refined.
Janus wanted to close his eyes and pretend for just a moment that Virgil was walking him, that this was their big day, the start of their happily-ever-after. But no, he couldn’t let himself believe that, it would only hurt them both.
The ceremony was beautiful, but Janus could feel his heart breaking in two.
During the reception, Janus opted to put on his hat and avoid any and all interaction, nursing a glass of wine in the corner.
Atleast, that was his plan until a bright red blur appeared in the corner of his blind eye.
“Hello, I’m Roman, Remus’s more attractive brother. You’re the other best man, right?”
“No, I’m not, could you please take a few steps to your left?”
The blob obliged, and now Janus could see him. It was indeed Roman, Janus remembered him standing next to Remus. His suit was an obnoxious bright red, with a matching tie.
“What a wonderful suit, it really catches the eye.” Roman blushed, apparently having missed the sarcasm.
“Why thank you! Now, are you going to tell me your name?”
“No.”
Janus couldn’t help but burst into laughter at Roman’s pout.
They speant the rest of the reception flirting chatting, and before Janus knew it, Virgil was coming over to say goodbye.
“I’ll see you in a week, promise?”
“I promise. Goodbye, Virgil.” As he watched Virgil walk away, he felt lighter. He had to let go of Virgil, and yeah, it hurt like hell, but he would live.
And as he turned back towards Roman, with his spark and passion and energy for life, he though, just maybe, that he could even love again.
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thoriffix · 4 years
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what's your favorite ship for each side :3 ?
hmm (jus cuz i wanna im gonna include my least favs as well hehe)
logan: logince! but all logan ships are Good (hes the only one i ship with everyone lmaoo)
least fav logan ship is actually logicality :') sorry pat
roman: also logince hehe
least fav roman is obviously rem///rom (although that shouldnt even be considered a ship) and least fav that isnt Literally Disgusting is honestly probably prinxiety 😳👉👈
patton: probably moceit
least fav patton,, maybe moxiety or intruality? moxiety often feelz too familial an i havent learnt to love intruality yet
virgil: analogical
least fav virgil is uh,, intruxiety the name? intruxiety or moxiety
janus: hmmm,, either roceit or moceit
least fav janus is probly actually demus huh
remus: intrulogical all the wayyy!!
least fav for remus is,, most of them bc logan is honestly the only one i can see him wit (although demus is gud too)
gud question anon :]
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 5 years
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Masterpost of My Sanders Sides Fics (So Far)
Top to Bottom are Newest ot Oldest
Roman, Please Don’t Run Into Traffic
Corruption Sanders (the link to the fic), Here’s the actual fic on ao3
Autistic Remus and Arthritic Deceit: Beware, they both feature ableist Patton but they have a happy ending (they’re part 1 and 2)
Thomas’ High-Spirits: The Asks That Prompted Me Writing It, Chapter 1
Lonely Pact
Touch Starved Deceit With Remus
Kissing Prompts: Prompts List, Loceit 27, Analogical 2, Dukeceit 50, Prinxiety 5, Moxiety 43, Moceit 23, Intrulogical 22, Intruxiety 48, Dukeceit 20, Logicality 25, Dukeceit 22, Prinxiety 8, Prinxiety 34, Analogical 7, Thvi 34, Prinxiety 39, Dukeceit 15, Dukeceit 9, Dukeceit 47, Analogical 31, Roceit 8, Dukeceit 17, Analogical 17, Royality 16, Thvi 12, Intruxiety 33, Analogical 42, Thvi 50
Virgil Has A Panic Attack
Of Remus And Deceit’s Freckles
Roman Tries To Defend Remus’ Honor
Crying, Kissing, and Feathers
Wing AU: Deceit Angst, Remus’ Sensitive Spot, Sleeping Wings
Young Anxceitmus
Deceit Is Afraid Thunder
Attention Starved Remus
Touch Starved Deceit
Three For The Price Of One Oneshots: Logan, We’re Bored, Prank War, First Morning
I Deserve An Answer
You’re Brilliant!
Escape Snake and the References For The Outfits And Snake Morphs
Masterpost of Roman and Logan’s Dark Strange Son and the Tattoo References For It
Guilt Trips Count As Manipulation Too
I Would Die For A Throne
Hey, Hooman, My Slithery Kitten Is Sick, This Is My New Long, Short Kitten, Roman Is Scared Of Thunder and the AU Info For It
First Steps
We’re A Family Now and One Big Happy Family [part of a (so far) two part series]
Joan Babysits Virgil and Deceit
I Guess We’re Parents Now
Breaking Point
Of Deceit And Food
Cats And Kittens and The Animal Headcanons To Go With It
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