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yesicanbelieveitsnotbutter · 4 years

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what’s that? divorced mociet au for maximum angst? don’t mind if i do!

they meet in a local park, deceit probly says something like “Nature is so beautiful, it’s a shame man tries to own her” and patton is like “omg so deep take me”

they go on sum dates

patton dives head first into love and drags dee with him

pat wants to get married, dee is unsure, but want to make pat happy so he accepts

they adopt a 3 year old logan and 1 year old twins roman and remus

tensions rises as they have two distinct styles of parenting

a friend of patton gets pregent young and asks him to raise the baby (trans!remy for added angst maybe idk)

pat agrees without talking to dee

dee finds out and they have their 1st big fight

dee agrees to raise the babe but the tension has snapped and is poisening their relationship

lil babe virge joins the famILY

deceit goes “i’ve only know virgil for a hour but if anything happens to him i will kill everyone and then myself”

they divorce and there’s an ugly custody battle

dee: “you aren’t responble enough to raise children!!!”

pat: “my baaaaabbbiiiiieeeessss!!!”

Logan (5) and Roman (3) go with Patton

Remus (3) and Virgil (2) go with Deceit

Patton moves away to a new town and they break off contact

pat enrolls his sons in a K-12 school and they do really well

dee works long hours to support his sons

he puts remus in a public school, but remus doesn’t do well in school

he gets into fights and gets expelled

dee sends him to a new school

this happens alot

dee wants to keep remus and virge in the same school, so every time remus gets expelled, he moves both of them

they never stay in the same school for more than a year

this is very stressful for dee who eventually has to move around to keep up with remus’s school-switching

this is also super hard on virgil who never learns how to make friends

dee, who is always stressed and not always there, and remus, a fuck-up who couldn’t care less, become his contants

they move to a new town before virgil’s freshman year

virge and remus go to the local highschool

remus meets roman in their classes (surprise! they have ended up in the same town patton moved to earlier!!)

they don’t reconize either other (obv they were like 3)

remus chalenges roman to a fight durring lunch

virge is like “remus no” and remus is like “remus yes”

crowd gathers and roman wants to protect his pride

they fight and it gets bloody quick

roman’s older brother, logan (:O), comes rushing in and breaks it up

he reconizes remus and virge (he got good memory or sumn)

virge is like “WTF REMUS THIS IS WHY DAD HATES YOU”

and leaves

Logan is surprised pikachu face

the whole school is buzzing with gossip of new kids und log and rom

virge skips class and hides in the liberary

logan finds him after school

logan: “bro i’m like ur older bro” virge: “wth no way bro” logan: “no no i got this picture with both of our now single parents in it” virge: “fuck dude that’s sum pretty solid evidence”

virge opens up a bit to lo

they go to the dention room together but!! patton is there (gasp) and virge is like “omg i can’t let him see me” and lo is like “ur tots right, i won’t say a word”

pat and boys leave and virge goes into dention room

but remus is gone????

suprise bitch he went home early- virge learns thru dee’s “wth are u!!” phone call

dee and boys have dinner, which doesn’t happen often

dee: “im so sorry we can’t have this more often” remus: “whatever ur cooking stinks” virge: *internal panic* cantlethimfindoutcantlethimfindout

back to pat- he’s not angry, roman, just disapointed. fighting=bad

everyone goes to be tired and upset except remus, bc he’s a bastard (look i love him, but he is a bastard)

next day is school day

people whisper about virge and reem in the hallways, but he indimidates them with his Insane Looks TM

Roman “”””forgives””””” Remus when the meet and remus shrugs and insluts his non-existent mother

logan is there and calmly reminds roman not to retaliiate

things go okay for a few weeks

virge is loney, remus is bastard, roman is trying so hard to not punch him in the face, and logan is a nerd

virge needs lo’s nerd skills to pass a test

lo teaches him at the school

ro joins one of their study sessions

at 1st he’s rude to virge but then he reliezes virge is not a bastard like remus

they become friends, an lo and virge tell ro ~The famILY Seceret~

later ro begs virge to join Drama Club

virge is like “nuuu” ro is like “pleassss” virge is like “...ok fine.”

they are doing a play version of The Parent Trap

Ro and virge gets the role of the twins

rem makes fun of virge for his growing interest in the-ay-tar, but dee’s happy he’s putting himself out there and making friends

logan finds the play ironic lol

pat is excite!! and support!! for roman and his starring role

but then!! lo ro and virge Relieze both parents will Be There and See their Sons or Each Other

remus shows up like an eavesdropping bitch and is like “lol what if we dedicated it to them lol it be funny”

“REMUS NO”

lo’s like “welp nothing we can do bout it now”

ro: “wait! what if u and remus took the other parent of the child on stage out of the theater so they only see their child!!”

lo: unrealilistic

virge panic tm

remus gives a ton of really bad ideas

everyone goes home with this big fat problem in their minds

remus starts dropping onimous hints about the play and dee is Concern

the day of the play comes

ro and virge decied that no matter what, the show must go on

they perform and do really well, breaking both their legs (jk)

(remus throws a tomato onto the stage at the climax lol)

after the show virge finds dee an ree in the crowd

dee is super quiet and looking around (he has the program in his hand)((the program with roman’s full name)) (((which would have patton’s last name)))((((u get it))))

virge panic pt 2, but remus saves the day (whaaa) by asking to go for icecream

dee agrees and they go for sum BR

BUT! ro lo and pat had the same idea!!

they’re in the same icecream parlor!

remus stiffs a laugh

dee cooly glances over to where the pat and boys are sitting before heading over to the country to order

virge quietly follows

lo notices them and nudges ro who abruptly stops talking and looks over at dee and boys, alerting pat of their prensence

flashes of grief on pat’s face

the table is quiet before ro awkwardly picks up the conversation where he left off

dee gets a table as far away from pat &co as possible

however, he looks up once and locks eyes with patton

both tables are quiet

dee breaks the eye contact and starts talking to his boys

patton smiles sadly at his icecream

“I thing we should go home kiddos.”

at home, lo explains everything

pat nods numbly and locks himself in his bedroom

logan comforts roman

at the ice cream, dee talks to virge and remus about the play until patton leave

“so do you know them?”

virge breaks down and admits everything

remus isn’t as much as a bastrad now

dee ods calmly and they eat ice cream in silence

they next day is saturday

virge stays in his room despite remus atempts to play

remus also locks himself in his room

dee finds logan’s cell number in virgil’s backpack and calls him

surprisingly patton picks up

they talk for a while

they agree to keep the kids in the same school

“I miss you somethimes, dee.” a pause. “Your mistake.”

dee hangs up

he looks up to where virgil’s room is and sighs.

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demented-dukey · 5 years

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Your thoughts on what wolfishhel posted in regards to Remus x Roman?

I went to take a look at wolfishhel’s blog, and I assume you’re talking about this post.

I just… *long suffering sigh* I have a lot of feelings and opinions, but i’m not going to get into them all. I’ll try to be succinct, since you asked for my thoughts, but this is gonna be a long post. Buckle up, kiddos.

“Shipping Remus and Roman is incest” - that is debatable. This is an opinion, not a stone cold fact. It is a valid headcanon, but it is not the only headcanon. And even if it is considered incest, that alone is not a reason to stop others from shipping it. I’ve argued this point ad nauseum, so I’m gonna move on.

I won’t call them out over this post. I personally feel like it is aggressive and could be worded better, but I’m not going to pick a fight over it.

(Because of their post, wolfishhel has been added to the Anti-Taglist. They have been noted as “unfollow” since they implied they would block all pro-shippers.)

“there’s absolutely no fuckin way you get to complain when people block your blog.”

I don’t know if this is a vaguepost directed at something I said or not. Blocking… is a complicated issue. People have a right to block anyone for any reason, and they don’t have to justify themselves. People have a right to block anyone because they are afraid of being triggered, and I respect that. Minors have a right to block users that post adult content, and I respect that. What I ~DON’T~ respect is that there are SO MANY antis jumping on the bandwagon to “block” ~ANYONE~ who disagrees with their opinion, instead of just blocking the tags themselves. They had no issue with living alongside us when we were silent, but now that we are voicing a different opinion, they are completely cutting us out of their lives instead of taking responsibility for filtering their own online experience and blocking the tags they don’t want to see. (Again, nothing of what i’m saying in this paragraph is aimed at people who are triggered by this topic.) Pro-Rem/Rom is a tiny, tiny, TINY ship, and most antis would probably NEVER see a THING about it if they weren’t causing such a fuss against it.

“You don’t get to disrespect people because they disagree with the ship.”

This, I 100% agree with. Neither side should be disrespecting people over what they choose to ship or not ship. We can agree to disagree, and it is possible to have different opinions and still accept each other within the same fandom.

“And if they don’t want to interact with you bc they feel the content of your blog is potentially triggering or just otherwise disturbing to them, you DO NOT get to call them toxic for that.”

I also 100% agree with that. No one should be called toxic for not wanting to interact. Anyone who wants to be left out of it should be left alone. The “toxic” fans are the ones who are posting and reblogging messages with hurtful or hostile wording, deliberately antagonizing the pro-shippers, and/or telling other fans what they “are and are not allowed” to ship. (That said, this is NOT my approval for anyone to send anybody asks or PMs calling them toxic to their face. I do not condone sending hatemail on either side.)

My only objection to this whole blocking/unfollow discourse is the blogs that are getting blocked on the basis of a single ship when they are interested in content outside of that ship aswell. Most pro-shippers (not counting my own blog which is obvs disproportionally full of RemRom, as well as specific side-blogs that have been made as RemRom-only) have blogs that will contain very LITTLE to NO RemRom content. IT IS NOT FAIR TO JUDGE AND BLOCK AN ENTIRE BLOG BASED ON A TINY, TINY FRACTION OF ITS CONTENT, WHEN IT IS SO EASY TO JUST BLOCK THOSE TAGS. (Again, not counting me, I know that my blog is an exception to this rule). This is a very real fear, and a lot of people have told me they are staying silent because they don’t want to lose friendships or get blocked themselves. Even some Neutrals who don’t like the pairing at all are getting hatemail and blocked because they are daring to “support” us by preaching a message of live-and-let-live.

“It’s incest, there are people who DO NOT want to see that shit and you don’t get to say they’re ‘haters’ or whatever for disliking your ship.”

To be clear. Not All People who dislike the ship are “haters”. But there are a LOT of people who are voicing their opinion using harsh, hostile, and/or aggressive wording, and/or spreading hate posts and hatemail in the fandom.

*sigh*

On the matter of the-no-name-system’s banner: Just… why? Why are these people being so hostile? Why does “looking at a post” justify being “stomped to death”? Why do you feel so threatened by us? If you don’t want us to look, then maybe, just maybe, stop fucking taking about us and bringing up the topic in the first place? Or get the hell off of a public forum where anyone can read your words?

*sigh*

That post alone has 194 notes on it, which is more than a single one of any of my own posts. And this is only a single hatepost in a sea of dozens of hateposts with thousands of reblogs.

I’m just… so tired and astounded by all the undeserved hatred. In a perfect world, I wish it didn’t exist, but in the meantime I’m glad I’m here to fight against it. Don’t get me wrong, I walked into this fight with my eyes open and my feet firmly planted, and I don’t regret it. But it is exhausting.

So there you go, Anon. Those are my thoughts on what wolfishhel posted, since you asked.

Next question?

#dd asks #wolfishhel #ask and ye shall receive #dd is tired #so much hatemail so little time #haters gonna hate #same shit different day #why can't we all just get along #spread love not hate #no gif #serious talk time #i really talk a lot for someone who hates the sound of their own voice #wall o'text #sorry for the tldr #dd loses their cool

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