Robot Boyfriend problems
Inspired by Velsmells' INCREDIBLY good crackship D.Va / Rammatra pairing. Truly an inspiration to robotfuckers the world over
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Aw hell nah bruh, she got dat wonky hitbox 💀💀💀
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What do you think about the zombies at the end of verdant wind?
As (mostly) everything in this opus...
They're a wasted opportunity.
IIRC in the DLC, during the necromancy/human (?) transmutation plot, Rhea mentions the Chalice cannot return a soul, less a body?
(JP!Rhea specifically says the Chalice cannot return the soul of a human (人の子 ? Child of Man?) Is she implying the Chalice can return the soul of a Nabatean - but refused to do so because the price was too high?)
Of course Agarthan Tech is supposed to be rad and all... Nemesis was "sealed" after Tailtean (uhhh) somewhere by Rhea (re-uhhh) but then the Mole People put him in their freezer (Re²-uhhh) without Rhea going ballistic (Re^3-Uhhh) and now he has thawed?
I don't know which endgame has more plotholes, SS or VW.
Anyways, Rhea thought Nemesis could return because he has the Crest of Flames (zombie!Supreme Leader when), but what about the Dudes?
Claude tries to talk to them (funny how Dub!Riegan makes a sound, but JP!Riegan is silent and only breathes) but comes to the conclusion they're just puppets - so what, are they reanimated corpses but without a soul (unlike Nemeis who kept his because of the Crest of Flames)? So what animates them? A titanus microchip inserted in their brain?
Hmm...
Now that I think about it, in Nopes, Thales said Crest Stones are the essences of a Nabatean - so if they put a Crest Stone on an animated corpse (like the 10 Elites), would it make a Nabatean or a sort of zombified!Crest Beast?
Or what would have happened in Thales'n'co tried to animate Sitri's corpse? Would it have worked like it did for the Elites (tfw Aelfie's plan sucked he should have sided with the Agarthans) but since Sitri's heart (and essence?) in within Billy, she would just have been a corpse? Or it wouldn't have worked at all?
They missed the occasion to have people fight against figures of the past who were supposed to be dead, like imagine if in VW instead of putting Blaiddyd who doesn't say a thing, they zombified!Dimi and everyone you've killed at Gronder (a bit like FE5, if you kill people you meet them as zombies later on), with Zombie!Jerry being a staple (maybe zombie!Sitri too?) ?
Both FE13 and FE14 played this tune, so why FE16 - ripe with the possibility of making zombies from corpses - didn't play it in turn?
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How fucking sad and pathetic does your life have to be that you go out of your way to click on and then comment on something you know you don't like?
Holy shit, get a fucking life, like oh my Gods. Genuinely, do antis just not realise how sad and uneventful their lives look?
I've left my house maybe a dozen times in past 3 years, and even I have too much going on to waste my time doing shit like that. I get like maybe 72 total hours of free time outside of work, and I'm not about to waste it foaming at the mouth over cartoon couples I don't like.
RIP to antis, but I'm different, I guess 🙄🙄🙄
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tears of the kingdom but phantom ganon’s zelda disguise is absolutely god-awful
like it looks from zelda from afar but when up close it’s very obviously monstrous and inhuman
like a zelda version of this froggy idiot here
but the joke is that all of the various NPCs in the regional phenomena quests somehow can’t cotton onto the fact that this…thing is in no way zelda
no forget the fact that it looks like it crawled out of a grave, is commanding various different monsters and (in this version) is actively taunting and harassing link as he goes to stop the phenomena
it looks like zelda ergo it is zelda
and every time link just facepalms hard enough to crush rocks and wonders if the gloom in the air is somehow making people exponentially dumber
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