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self care is writing a fic that you’re literally the sole target audience for
#nobody was asking for a spn pmmm crossover fic focusing on claire at 14#who by this point has already been manipulated into agreeing to something without knowing all the terms and conditions first#and it was awful and the worst day of her life#so when kyubey approaches her she doesn't go for it#but the people around her do and so claire gets to watch people she loves die horribly AGAIN#like there is nothing in spn canon that contradicts any of this#but literally nobody is wanting a fic like this to exist#nobody except for me#so i guess i have to do everything myself around here#el talks
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#nobody asked for this but Coraline is one of my favourite films#I absolutely had to make a moodboard#imagine the other world except the other mother is a cg#age dreaming#age regression#safe agere#agere blog#little space#sfw littlespace#agere community#age regressor#agere moodboard#fandom agere#agere fandom#coraline agere#coraline#little imagines
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#san#choi san#ateez#absolutely nobody asked for these in this size#except somebody totally did......i won't name names#choi san gento video day: you will be remembered for the rest of eternity#this is for the three people who will enjoy this#sorry to everyone else#i call these Mingi Size Gifs#if you know then you know#long post#very very big long obnoxious post#just like choi san
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Mikasa and Annie on a Girls Trip™️ but it’s just them kicking people in the shin and shoulder throwing full-grown men.
(Reiner and Jean on Boys Trip™️ but it’s literally just them getting into a slap fight in the forest then sobbing over their murdered boyfriends)
#Bertholdt and Marco are dead so they’re on their own trip in paths rn#Connie and Sasha go on a braincell trip but they forgot the braincell and are just staring at a wall somewhere in the distance#Armin doesn’t go on trips anymore because he always ends up with broken bones#Eren is banned from trips because he won’t shut up about freedom#Levi will go on trips but only if you get him an exotic tea#hange will go anywhere and do anything no questions asked also sometimes this is very concerning how nonchalant they are#Gabi and Falco go on trips but they don’t get permission first they just rawdog life and run around without adult supervision#floch isn’t invited on trips ever#Erwin runs all these trips nobody can go on a trip without his permission#except his boyfriend. Levi can do whatever the fuck he wants#attack on titan#shingeki no kyojin#mikasa ackerman#annie leonhart#jean kirschtein#reiner braun#marco bodt#bertholdt hoover#or if you wanna be funky:#jean kirstein#marco bott#berthold hoover#jeanmarco#reibert#aot memes#aot#aot spoilers
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Love that we're finally meeting a woman Bertie actually likes, and she's an old friend he's confident he won't be impressed upon to marry
#and their banter is top-notch#letters regarding jeeves#im just saying. bertie seems to dislike every eligible bachelorette. except the one he knows nobody will press him to marry#think bertie might just not want to marry women. if you ask me.#loving his friendship with cynthia though#bingo better not make this weird. fucking bingo
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introducing the swarmkeeper to his cloak pin, who is also occasionally a real butterfly
aka 'I don't know how to talk to people but. I see you have Bugs. I, too, have (1) Bug'
#dnd#dungeons and dragons#gnome#goliath#rogue#ranger#character art#illustration#I started coloring this and then I realized I don't know what color pahvu's Literally Anything is except the bandana (which is yellow!)#I'll have to ask when we play tonight 😌#trell is felix's starting trinket-- an enamel butterfly cloak pin that turns into a real butterfly when unclasped#and back into a pin when you're ready to use it again#it doesn't matter and nobody cares but FOR the record 'trell' is meant to be an elvish child name because the brooch is elf-made#he didn't get it from elves it's just pretty distinctive/ recognizable style of craftwork and enchantment#it was a gift-- technically a reward which I'm also working on a lil doodle about 😌#pahvu#my OCs#felix#dungeons and doodles#emberstead
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Don't you think it's funny cause actual canon gay characters in BL manga will say "I love you" but only the shounen bromance can spew out some of the most romantic shit akin to a 19th century poet writing a letter expressing his surpressed love for his lover 😭.....
right?? it gives i don't want everyone to know that i am so pathetic for you but at the same time if i don't tell everyone about how i recognise you by scent alone and confess how my soul will always know him and that no one not even the same body can trick me it might kill me
#it's that trope where everyone knows except they themselves#and the moment one of them is dying is when they'll realise oh. maybe i love this dying bastard#what if i confess now but nobody ever gets to know what I said for the extra angst credit#lol#ask#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#satosugu#gojo satoru#geto suguru#jjk gojo#jjk geto#satoru gojo#getou suguru
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They usually appear above and around the awed person's head, like a halo.
drew the feeling i get from awespren <3 my favourite lesser spren, i think.
#bloodletting#arts arcanum#stormlight archive#the stormlight archive#.psd#emphasis on lesser. not to put them down. my favourite spren ever is maya always <33#anyway. i will draw art nobody asked for and you will like it#these are both different and probably too big to be formatted like this but that is alright.#this is loosely inspired by disco skill portraits but i dont think it comes through <33#obligatory this is abstract. i know what spren look like i love knowledge except for when im burdened
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rita skeeter, at the end of the first war
#the song is show you a body by haley heynderickx#heard it for the first time like. yesterday and have been plagued by visions since#idk if this will make sense to anyone else but this is as close as i could get to what's in my head#rita skeeter#this is post quillkiller btw and rita is obsessively tracking and reporting on bella's trial#and writing article after article and most of them are shittty and nonsensical but there are some that are just the most heartrending thing#and those are the ones she's burning and she's not talking to anybody except to snap at them like literally ripping their heads off#and insisting she's fine but she hasn't slept for more than an hour at a time in months and the only thing she's been drinking is coffee#or alcohol#she hasn't cleaned her flat or let herself properly feel any of her emotions in months and she's FINE she's completely fine stop fucking#asking!! and she's working herself down to the bone bc it's the only thing that's holding her together and nobody understands how she's#still alive and still functioning and then suddenly. she isn't. and she just completely crashes#anyway#kara’s moodboards
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Psssssssssst....
We all remember the legendary Soup-Powered Fuck Machine shirt.....
BUT HAVE YOU SEEN:
( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )♡
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#my first reaction was to hide. do NOT LOOK AT MEEEEEEE#but that's not very true and beautiful of me.#so now it's halfeti sitting on the dock with a fishing rod and it's this tshirt being used as bait#i am moving toward it at an (expected) accelerated rate#eiden has this shirt in multiple versions#the only difference is the colour of the heart#you know. blue heart when he's hanging with ed. green with oli.#it's subtle . well.. it WOULD be subtle if eiden didn't rip open his jacket to reveal this tshirt with perfect comedic timing#every single time.#and nobody can read it indeed!!! except for ... maybe oli (extreme language knower) or. interdimensional kuya#not that young master has a purple version of this shirt so the old fox feels simultaneously relieved AND excluded#(young master DOES have a purple version of the shirt. it's just never been seen in public)#thank you for delivering this to my eyes. your meme throwment service is much appreciated#asks
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Me while writing today's headcanons:
*thinks to self* Muriel would absolutely give a sad child a wildflower to cheer them up
*uninvited memory of Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy doing the same thing*
Me: Muriel is Groot
*brainrot activates* oh no, that means Asra is Rocket. And he would absolutely ask for someone's leg for no reason while sneaking out of the world's most effective prison XD
Nadia and Gamora crossover = goddess squared *brainrot momentarily shuts down from exposure to sheer competence*
*reboots* Lucio and Julian are both convinced that they are Peter Quill. Julian because he has the roguish charm, and Lucio because he has the mommy issues. Peter Quill just wants to know where they got those capes/coats, they look kind of cool (though he'd never admit it)
Portia doesn't relate with anyone that much, but she has a soft spot for Drax. Drax appreciates this and would happily make her his honorary daughter
#ask arcana brainrot#except nobody asked#the arcana#the arcana shitpost#arcana shitposting#the arcana headcanons#the arcana hc#muriel the arcana#asra the arcana#nadia the arcana#julian the arcana#lucio the arcana#portia the arcana#the arcana game#muriel of the kokhuri#asra alnazar#nadia satrinava#julian devorak#lucio morgasson#portia devorak
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I'm about to fall asleep, so here's a Murasakibara headcanon that came to me a few hours ago. The headcanon is that he owns silicone reusable straws.
Hear me out: With all the sweets he eats, I know he hates going to the dentist because the first thing they always tell him at every checkup is to slow down on all the sweets. But since he refuses each and every time, in order to mitigate the damage sugar does on his teeth, one of the things his dentist recommended is using straws to drink non-water beverages. So things like juice and soda that he would normally sip directly from a cup, he's encouraged to drink those with a straw instead so the juice/soda isn't getting all over his teeth as he drinks it and it only gets on a few teeth (maybe even none if he maneuvers his straw good enough). But he thinks using straws each and every time is too much work, too, so Himuro is the one who gets him some reusable straws.
Why did I specifically say silicone, though? Himuro knows Murasakibara very well from being around him so often, and he knows Murasakibara will not exert more effort than necessary for any given task outside of basketball. So, metal and glass straws are out of the question because of the special cleaning tools you have to use for them that he knows Murasakibara would either lose or ignore because he's too lazy. So he goes looking online again and finds silicone straws that are very easy to take apart, don't require using special cleaning tools, and since Murasakibara has a habit of chewing on straws, the silicone ones just make the most sense as opposed to chewing on cold hard glass or metal.
So, when they're in the dorms, if they're ever drinking juice or soda, Himuro will remind Murasakibara to go get his special straws before he takes a sip, and Murasakibara, used to the mother-henning, will give no more pushback to that than a non-committal sigh before getting up and trudging over to the cabinet where he keeps them. At first, Murasakibara finds this slightly bothersome, but over time, Himuro finds him getting in the habit of using them and starts to notice him picking some color straws over others. It's the only sign he gets that Murasakibara is fine with using them now.
#this headcanon is kind of projection but i still think it's in line with his character#except nobody bought the straws for me i bought them myself and then my family also started using them#ask me where most of my straws went and i cant tell you#anyway hope yall like this one#kuroko no basket#knb headcanons#murasakibara atsushi#featuring#himuro tatsuya
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They are under a microscope
#Truly a masterpiece#They are just litle creatures#Miniscule. Microscopic even.#I would ask if im adding too many tags except nobody else knows what theyre doing here either so#Ritsu kageyama#Shigeo kageyama#Microscopic psycho 100#Babys first (2nd?) post
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one aspect that always fascinates me about the witch cult is how much they are used-to-be humans-but-now-not-really-are. they were just people who sometimes were good in the way people are and sometimes were bad in the way people are. and then their lifes had been altered by powers so fundamentally that they just. lost touch with any humanity that they had. how do you comprehend being a hundreds years old? how do you comprehend being able to kill a human as simply as a mosquito? how do you comprehend being beyond time, beyond aging, beyond life and death, beyond your own body, beyond your own memories? it's a horror scenario accepted willingly, horror where instead of running from monster you shake its hand and convince yourself that that's all you ever wanted, because the alternative? the alternative is the existence so miserable you'd rather die than go back. the existence that may ask you to take responsibility for your actions, navigate your own life, change who you are as a person.
they cannot do that. they never could do that. they live for years and years, having powers to do literally anything and yet led by instructions in the book, further and further conservating in the state they were from a start, the moment they took a deal.
doomed from the beginning. never having a chance to escape. never wanting to escape, instead allowing your humanity to slowly seep away as a price for not bearing the weight of that it means to be human. damn.
#re zero#sorry for being barely comprehensible myself i just think about this. a lot.#like the sheer fact that all of them lived either literally or technically (lye) for thousands years#and yet they still hold grudges for stuff that happened lifetimes ago#never progressing never changing despite the fact that their whole life is now technically about Progression To The Goal#to do more work! (nobody except petelgeuse actually cares about the cult goals on the personal level)#to collect more names! (there are never gonna be enough names) to collect more wives! (same thing here)#to be loved by someone who could never love you back because he stucks in his own role and unreachable goal#to be loved by everybody even though you are completely disgusting by your own volition#none of this matters but hey if you convince yourself that it does it doesn't suck so bad!#and if you admit that it doesn't then the only option is to ask yourself what am i doing here actually! and you not gonna love the answer!#well i sure am talking A LOT about them. sorry.#also that's the part where i'm slowly pointing at regurein- [I'm shot at the back of the head]#[my bloodied hand still draws “I'm a monster who hunts monsters” in sand tho]
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Nadja is so angry they're not getting ready to flee but also how cute it is that she prepared run away bags with blood and clothes and new identities for EVERYONE and how she won't fucking run away without her family
#wwdits#wwdits s5 spoilers#They're all panicking in different directions but they are all panicking together and that was actually super sweet#Colin was putting traps everyone and making sure nobody got hurt accidentally (except himself apparently)#Nandor fucked up and immediately run to them and asked for help and tried to follow the orders they gave him#Laszlo making a plan (a bad plan but a plan whatsoever#They do have each other 🥺
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My favorite pieces of media are Trigun, Monster, Princess Tutu, Strangers From Hell, Link Click, Beyond Evil, the webtoon Guardians of the Videogame and Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint
It’s a very elaborated way of saying I choose to make myself depressed and being gay is also a choice
#nobody asked. but there you go#if you notice a pattern then you’re probably right I won’t fight the allegations I will even support them#before Trigun i was deep into the ORV brainrot. the webtoon only though#ORV is also what got me into fanfics so#I was about to start the novel but then Stampede happened and here we are#reading webcomics is my hobby but this fucking series has me in a hostage situation#except I’m not a hostage and I broke into the house and decided I would live there#I also like sk8 but all things considered that should be a given really#trigun#trigun stampede#trigun maximum#omniscient reader's viewpoint#orv#monster anime#strangers from hell#link click#shiguang daili ren#beyond evil#guardians of the video game#important to mention all the series have banger OST#BIBI is in beyond evil which +1000 Strangers from Hell has The Rose and Stampede is fucking great#the 98 adaptation? fucking love the nonsense and rock#link click outro was on loop for hours for weeks when I first heard it#if you haven’t seen one of these I highly recommend them they are genuinely such great stories#lenssi rambles
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