#except for him I’m so fucking verbal about giving his a lil kiss on the forehead
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Y’all are so mean to the monsterfuckers that like humanoid monsters (werewolf, vampire, that fish from Zelda, etc)
Let them have their “socially acceptable monster babies™”. Not everyone is freak nasty like the rest of us.
#shitpost#shitposting#THIS IS A JOKE#A LITTLE HA HA#AND ILL BE DAMNED IF YALL EVER FIND OUT WITH MONSTERS I WANNA GIVE A LIL SMOOCH TO#loz rauru#except for him I’m so fucking verbal about giving his a lil kiss on the forehead#side note: have not played this game
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Hey there! Your RDR2 headcanons are fantastic, and I’m itching for more! I’m not sure if you’re still active, but if you are... Could I possibly request some Arthur, Javier, Charles, and/or Sean headcanons about a tall female/gender neutral reader who is insecure about their height? SFW or NSFW welcome. 💕
hi!!!🥰 Thank you for enjoying my work so much!!!
I’m not really all that active, but I’m around! I guess you could call it an indefinite hiatus (?), maybe, but I’m not too sure! I mostly just pick and choose the asks I feel like doing if I’m in the mood to write.💘
that being said.... in the words of our lord and savior megan thee stallion... PUT THEM LEGS ON HIS HEAD NOW HE LOVE TALL WOMEN AHHH (she’s talking about all the rdr2 boys)
find me at @ihatebnha...
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Arthur
This man is fucking stupid
For all the insecurities he has regarding himself, he definitely isn’t going to be aware about ANY of yours
And he definitely isn’t going to notice anything is upsetting you unless you specifically tell him
And even then, he’s not really going to understand why you’re insecure in the first place
This is mostly because he doesn’t think you have flaws. If he doesn’t see anything wrong with you, then clearly you don’t either and whatever it is that’s bothering you doesn’t matter and therefore isn’t important or will go away on it’s own
Honestly, in Arthur’s mind, he has bigger fish to fry than worry about whether his girl is short or tall
If he likes you and did enough to get you to like him back (especially since he has a lot of baggage), then that’s all that matters
If you bring it up with him, however, it’s big dumbass hours
“Arthur, I’m just so… tall! Doesn’t that bother you?”
“Tall is strong. Strong is good.”
“But… I don’t look like a lady.. Like Tilly and Mary-Beth and Karen and all them other girls… Doesn’t that bother you?”
“Why would I want you to look like them…?”
It takes awhile, but if you keep it up it probably does get to the point where he realizes you’re genuinely insecure, especially if he’s been brushing it off for a while and your mood starts being affected
It’s then that he’ll pull you aside and just explain to you that he couldn’t give a damn what you look like, since you’re wayyyyyyy out of his league anyway
Probably does that thing where he talks to you for like an hour about how the lifestyle you live is dangerous and love is fleeting so all that matters is that you have each other and blah blah blah
And you have to be like …. “Arthur…. hush…”
Honestly, even when he’s aware that you’re insecure about your height, not much is gonna change EXCEPT he’ll probably try to pick you up wayyyyy more often
Which would be weird except for the fact he can totally do it no sweat
(because I mean… look at this dude….)
You scream and tell him to put you down and he’s like “What? Think I can’t pick up my woman? I’m a lil offended…”
And then he’ll just wrap your legs around his torso and you have to hold on for dear life because he’s not gonna put you down
Overall, Arthur is too much of an outlaw with abandonment issues to worry about looks. Frankly… he sees woman he likes… he gets boner… It’s pretty simple.
Charles
Charles is… both more and less helpful than Arthur
He definitely takes the same approach of like… “Tall = Strong, which is GOOD,” but he’s so casual about it that it’s honestly not going to be that reassuring
You try to bring it up once or twice and he just… doesn’t really get that it’s an insecurity and not something that can be solved with a simple, logical answer
He kinda just assumes that since you’re together, you already know he likes how you look
(Because he really, truly does)
So he wonders why he would need to say anything to you about it other than something like, “you look fine,” if you brought it up
This is okay for the most part… but on the days when you’re more bummed out about it than usual, it can be really annoying
Plus, getting him into the zone where he can talk about feelings is pretty hard
Not that he’s not willing to, I just think he doesn’t automatically know when you’re trying to have a heart to heart vs. when you’re just chatting
Especially since you don’t have that much alone time at camp and are often focused on missions otherwise
So you would really have to pull him away from whatever he was doing to fully show him that you were serious
He’s great though, because once he truly gets what you mean, he’s going to put in the most effort to mitigate those feelings
Not only does he fully express in words how much he adores you (height and all) after you explain, he’s gonna try to put more effort into his actions, as well, so you can feel it without him having to reassure you verbally
Holding you from behind, rubbing your thighs, leaning on you more, kissing your ankles etc.
And God forbid anybody make a comment about your height, he’s going to snap their spine
Honestly, to Charles, long as you’re looking healthy and strong and responding to him normally he thinks you look GOOD
Javier
He likes tall women. That’s it. That’s the tweet.
In a relationship, Javier is honestly just happy as long as you’re happy, so the moment you show signs of being insecure, he’s on that shit trying to fix it
Pretty in-tune and open with emotions in general, so it’s never been hard for you to talk about these kinds of things together (much less anything else)
Though he’s another guy who just assumes that you already knew he liked how you looked, he’s definitely not one to shy away from telling you OR showing you if there’s ever moments when you’re feeling extra down about it
(But that’s not often since he isn’t really shy about loving on you)
Especially if he gets to kiss you and make you smile or laugh while doing it
Whispers in your ear about how much he loves you, hands are always NOT where they should be, creeping up your skirt and trousers, limbs all tangled up when you lay on each other at the campfire, etc.
Probably the easiest one to talk to about the whole thing, as he’s always willing to listen to you and immediately understands what you mean when you bring it up
Since I’m sure he sometimes feels like the shortest guy in the group
That being said, since you’re not afraid to be honest about how you feel, you balance each other out very well
And Javier loves knowing he’s the only one who gets to take you down (SPICY!!!)
If another guy makes any comments about you, expect him to get pretty raunchy about how much he likes you
(For Ex: You wish you were me, bitch!!!)
It’s both flattering and embarrassing at the same time
Sean
The fact that you even gave Sean the time of day is enough to make his pants tight, so he is definitely not thinking about your height
There is probably nothing wrong with you that he can actually point out, and probably genuinely thinks that you have no flaws
He honestly doesn’t even figure that there’s anything you could actually insecure about, mostly because he loves all of you, always has, and probably always will
So to learn you’re unconfident about your height is kinda shocking to him
Especially since he also isn’t shy about loving on you 24/7…
So for it not to be enough to quell your worries… that must mean it’s pretty serious
(He’s like: “ARE YA KIDDIN?”)
Definitely does his best to vocally and physically reassure you all the time (even if you don’t need it)
(He’s not as smooth as Javier is, though)
All his suggestive comments get a thousand times worse, and he’s always at your side or trailing right behind you
Also always wants you in his lap. No matter what. Be in his lap. Aggressively pats his lap until you sit on him.
Definitely randomly points out you guys are together to whoever is even remotely looking ing your direction
“You see that fine thing? Yea, that one… She’s all mine…” klsdjfalksjd
It probably gets to the point where he starts using embarrassing nicknames or getting in the way of being sneaky and you have to tell him to knock it off
(Unless you’re, idk, into it *wink wonk*)
But he really just means well
He just really doesn’t want you to feel insecure about yourself, and would do anything to change that, even if it’s a little overbearing
#red dead redemption 2 headcanons#red dead redemption 2#arthur morgan x reader#rdr2 headcanons#rdr2 x reader#ask#anonymous#Anon#tall girls please hit me up
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Okita's Route Part 2: Still on Kyoto Winds because I didn't realise that I'd ramble so much
Predictably, I'm enjoying Okita's route a lot more than Kazama's. Also, I'm skipping a lot less than when I played Kazama and Iba's routes, which makes a lot of sense because Okita is actually in the Shinsengumi and, therefore, gets a lot of screen time. So far, he acts like an asshole but this isn't backed up by his actions. Apart from the casual child cruelty X_X
Chapter, uh, 3? I think...
I feel like Hijikata sticking up for Sanan is just making things worse X_X . Saying that he's not useless because he's a swordsman is just plain wrong. It makes it seem like he's just saying it out of pity. I'm sure that Sanan has plenty to contribute, besides slicing people up.
"Sanan is quite the beloved member here, isn't he? It's nice to see such a tight-knit group." -_- Itou is such a master of shade. Gently implying that they only keep Sanan around because of their relationship. You evil bitch X_X
"Ugh, who brought those bastards into the Shinsengumi?" RIGHT?! Glad to see that Okita's not blindly following Kondou's lead here.
"He is easily deceived by silver tongues, those who appear virtuous... but are real scumbags." As the great Roisin Conaty once said: "Charming is just lube for evil." However, this is kind of backing up what those asshole kids were saying earlier about Kondou being an idiot X_X
SNOOP SNOOP 👀
AH! OKITA CAUGHT ME TALKING TO MYSELF! AGAIN X_X
"Trying to run away behind our backs." -_- You know that's not true.
"Heh, I'm just messing with you." No shit. "I mean, unless you were escaping, then I'll slit your throat." -_- You just couldn't resist the opportunity to throw out another casual death threat, could you?
Is he worried about my safety? I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING TO BE FLIPPANT BUT I SEE THROUGH YOU.
"Good girl." -_-
"It sounded like something out of a fairy tale." Oooooooooh hooooooneeeey... Have you not been paying attention?!
Welp, Okita told me to scream so... AAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Oh, apparently, not that... OKITAAAAA! Bet he loved that.
"Aaaaaaaaaaagh!" Everyone, please stop screaming.
Ngl, Sanan looks good with white hair.
Apparently, Okita likes hearing me screaming his name... Good to know...
"Don't worry your little head. It would be my pleasure to help you die." O_O ... Isn't that a little hasty!?!
"You're not serious, are you?" HONEY X_X
"It's really annoying, you know. You think you're part of the Shinsengumi?" </3 Ouch X_X You're the ones who took me prisoner, y'know? However, Chizuru does often act like she's the only one who cares about the Shinsengumi members, which must be annoying af.
"We only keep you alive because you're useful. You are NOT one of us." Uh... Thanks for calling me useful? But is that seriously your attitude? Anyone who's not useful to you should just die? -_-
"His words shattered my already breaking heart." Aw! </3 Poor Chizuru bae!
"Seriously... You can really be a pain, you know that?" RIGHT. BACK. AT. YOU.
"It'd be easier to just kill you," Broken record much?
"Had their last thoughts as men been hope they might survive the madness? It sounded horrible..." YUUUP.
"Sano! Make something up!" Definite DnD vibes again! When you make the low charisma character roll deception X_X
"You're a miserable actor. Keep your mouth shut." I'm sure that this exchange won't seem suspect at all X_X
"Oh, Sanan... Who cares what you are? You're alive!" Bless Kondou's pure and simple heart :')
"Yukimura, you go back to your room. I know you didn't sleep much." Why am I the only person in this game who requires sleep? -_- Just a trend I've noticed...
"*Cough* *Cough*" O_O OKITA, ARE YOU OKAY!??? O_O
"You owe us a lil' booze! Or maybe even, heh, a little... company?" WHERE'S OKITA'S MURDEROUS INSTINCT WHEN YOU NEED IT!?!?
"Suddenly I felt a hand on my arm." BWOOOOOOAAAARP!!! PHYSICAL CONTACT ALARM!!!
"Calm down, kid." ... NO. I HAVEN'T BEEN TOUCHED IN MONTHS.
"Hey hey hey! Looks like she's got the hots for you, Souji!" Oh Heisuke X_X
"No matter what, I won't buy Ishida Medical Powder." XD Got to admire Okita for staying true to his convictions :')
"I'm using the hell out of you" O_o Calm down, Hijikata X_X
Guess I'm going to have to put stalking Okita on hold for now...
Harada and Shiranui should just kiss already.
""Huh? Chizuru?" Okita looked up from cleaning his sword as I entered the hall." OH, HE WAS POLISHING HIS SWORD, EH? ;P YES, I AM TWELVE. Tbf, his face really does look like he's been caught in the act...
"Oh shut up, will you? It's all your fault. The medicine you gave me totally doesn't w..." >:( I'm hoping that the reason that sentence trails off is because I give him a verbal smack down!!
"*Cough* *Cough*" O_O WELL, I GUESS NOW I CAN'T CALL HIM A CUNT!
BLOOD O_O
"It's nothing." ... BOI!!
This game is totally a forcing-stubborn-men-to-rest simulator X_X
"I'd been given instructions to stay away" from the physical examinations but ho's gotta ho', amirite?!
"Oh my... So you WANT to see those savages? What peculiar taste..." Itou, don't call me out like this. Although, I still feel like we should respect their privacy X_X
"Oh! Oh..." ALRIGHT, YOU THIRSTY BITCH, CALM DOWN.
*Camera zooms in on Nagakura's tiddies* -_-
"Your body's fine, Shin." - Heisuke.
"Don't you wanna order a slice of this beef cake? I got two meaty servings on a plate, right here." Aaaaaagh! X_X My eeeeyyyeees.... Can't... un-read... sentence... please... fetch.... brain... bleach...
"A medical exam is for finding problems, not showing off. Now move." PREACH, SAITO!!!
"I feel like it's rude to intrude..." AND YET HERE WE ARE X_X
"It grants immortality" ??? Except for the part where you turn to ash???
"You're forcing your body in ways the eyes can't see." LISTEN TO THE DOCTOR, GUYS!!!
Everyone's just... RIPPING Takeda to shreds XD
"I'm scared shitless, believe me." :'( Poor Okita
No smart comments here... this is just really sad :'(
He's seen me? It's been nice knowing y'all...
Finally, Chizuru calls out Okita for threatening to kill her so much.
"Desist, you hooligans!" Sen is such a Queen! I want a Sen route!
Chizuru and Sen standing up to these arseholes is giving me LIFE! :') PREACH, GIRLS, PREACH!!!
"What were you going to do if they hurt you gravely?" Regenerate, biatch! >:)
"C'mon, was she that pretty?" UM, YES. But I think that she gives off too much of a domme vibe to be Okita's type :P
Chizuru is getting VERY distracted by Okita's hair. You know those scenes in movies where the woman takes down her hair and it's all slow motion and super sexy? This series has a lot of that. Plus when they get their Western makeovers :')
"That's funny... You don't LOOK like an especially nosy, hand-wringing version of my mother." XD I mean, -_- That totally wasn't hilarious.
"I grabbed his towel and began to scrub his head." ... We totally are his mother X_X
"I feel like I remember a time when you were nice and quiet..." NOT ANYMORE, BITCH! AND NOW, I'M ARMED WITH A TOWEL >:)
"You're really good with your hands." O_o ... What?
"You tied your hair up so quickly..." Why don't you show me what else you can do with them? ;)
Now he wants to know what I think of his hair? :/
OMG, HE'S TRYING TO COPY KONDOU'S HAIR XD I HAVE NO WORDS (for once)
Oh, you're surprised that I kept my promise? I'll have you know that I am an honourable woman, good sir! >:/
But Chizuru's claiming to only have done it out of fear of being sliced and diced? :/Uh, sure?
Chapter 4:
"They're small potatoes." This game has some excellent phrases in it X_X
Itou wanting to change the Shinsengumi uniform because it's not "fashionable" enough is the kind of genius that I'd expect from this game's most relatable character :') Although, I personally think that the blue uniforms are pretty <3
Awe, Chizuru thinks that Okita's joking about killing Itou :')
Kaoru just VERY BLATANTLY giving away that he was involved in the notice board incident X_X
:O I'm slightly jealous to discover that Okita's casual death threats aren't just reserved for me!
I get the sense that Okita knows that Kaoru's a boy but I'm sure that it wouldn't stop him if Kaoru was really a girl. Hooray for gender equality!
"I felt embarrassed for even doubting her for a second," O_e SERIOUSLY??!??
We're just going to let him go now!?!
Now Okita's having a coughing fit D: It was so stupid to run off and make him come after us :(
"What if she had accomplices nearby" GOOD. POINT. Chizuru would be so easy to lure into a trap X_X
"Without me around, you're just a useless kid." But I have a great personality! So, together, we almost make one complete, functioning adult :)
"Stop being so timid." I wish that I had that power :'(
"You can rely on us when you need to." Aweee! ^_^
"even compared to the weakest Shinsengumi foot soldier, I was pathetic." HEY. STOP THAT. WHAT DID I SAY? GREAT. PERSONALITY.
"Did you need something?" "Blood." O_O AH. Well, at least he doesn't beat about the bush! O_O
"What the hell? That's a little cold of you, having that pass for a good-bye, isn't it?" YEAH! :'( MIKI IS RIGHT! </3 :(
"Saburo. Watch your mouth." I'm sure that Miki is sad when Itou dies but 90% of their interactions are Itou telling Miki to shut up. X_X
"Is... Is that okay?" NO. IT IS NOT OKAY. SAITO AND HEISUKE ARE LEAVING, ALONG WITH LITTLE PIECES OF MY HEART. D'X
"would that mean I could never see them again?" *sobs*
"We're going to keep relations amicable between our two organisations." AHAHAHAHAHA HA.
"Okita...?" "... Hm? Damn." Uh, nice to see you, too?
"Next time we run into 'em, we'll probably have to kill each other." O_O Don't be so flippant, you ass :'(
"Swords don't think" damn, I didn't realise that you were sword-kin. Everyone thinks and has feelings. I'm sure that no power could convince Okita to kill Kondou.
"Takeda also left" and not one single fuck was given. :')
Just going to ignore Okita making fun of my "bed head" -_-
"I've come to take you" orly? ;)
"Look, lady, you're not part of the Shinsengumi, so I'd appreciate it if you could keep your nose out of our business." So, now that it's convenient for you, I'm part of the Shinsengumi? -_- I still haven't forgotten what you said before, asshole >:( Remember? HEART = BROKEN.
Sen knows that I'm a SLUT ^_^
"I can't tell if you have guts, or if you've got rocks for brains..." It must be the latter if I'm staying because of you XP
*Terrible decision immediately has lethal consequences*
LEMME GO! >:(
See Kazama post for my COLOURFUL feelings on this cunt >:(
Kondou can be so badass when he wants to be :')
Why... Hello there ;)
"Gotta admit, I didn't figure you for this type of girl." Then you haven't been paying attention ;P
Oh yeah: BWWWWWAAAAAAAARRRRP!!! PHYSICAL CONTACT ALARM!!! And then some X_X
"Didn't think I'd be getting pushed down into bed tonight, least of all by you." Oh yeah? Who else did you have in mind? Kondou? -_-
"Oh no! No no no!" Chizuru, we know you're thirsty and it's okay! Embrace the thot within! :')
"Tell me... How is it? On top of me. Does it feel good?" PLEASE SAY YES, PLEASE SAY YES, PLEASE SAY YES!
"I hadn't realised I was still on top of him." Uh-huh. Sure. And what a terrible shame that was.
"If I go out, Kondou will get mad at me." And then no more bum fun :( (me@me: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!??! me: XD Sorry)
"Okita's eyes shone with admiration for Kondou." X_X The fanfiction writes itself...
Just to be clear, I think it's pretty gross to ship people with their guardians, even if they're both adults at the time, because that's called GROOMING.
"He isn't going to need the Water of Life. I'll make sure of that." ... How, Hijikata?! He's literally DYING of tuberculosis!
And now he's not eating :'(
"I just don't want to. Is that really a problem?" Yes, because you'll starve to death.
"Hm, you are a doctor's daughter... Maybe you just can't leave a sick guy alone?" Or maybe I just don't want YOU to die, ass >:'(
I WILL MAKE YOU WHATEVER YOU WANT, JUST EAT IT!!! Ooooooh! He's blushing :O
He doesn't like bitter stuff but wants me to put grated radish in his porridge? O_o Well, I'm glad that he's cooperating :D
"I'm only going to eat it if it's delicious." Well, if you don't like it, I'll try again! :D
"Don't think I've given up or something." Okay D': <3
EAT THE FOOD, OKITA >:D
"It makes me feel good..." Hooray ^_^
"Could you keep me company for a while?" :O Okey! :)
"What would I talk about?" HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND...
"He wasn't afraid to die," um, weren't you eavesdropping on his conversation with the doctor? -_-
"I want to help... But I'm getting weaker every day." Of course you do :'( This is more heartbreaking than him saying that you're not part of the Shinsengumi and just annoying DX
Maybe tell him that everybody likes having him around and that the Shinsengumi is where he belongs? Or, we could just leave him to wallow in misery... I guess that works, too X_X
"I couldn't see someone like Okita succumbing to a mere disease." ... Why, exactly? Is he supposed to fight it off with his sword or persuade it to fuck off with the force of his personality?
"He'll be fine. Right...?" NOOOPE.
SAITO 😍 I mean, uh, whatever... Totally not bothered at all...
WAIT, HOLD ON: SPY-TO. Yes, thank you. I am a genius :3
Finally murdering Itou for realskies! :')
I get that Hijikata and everyone are trying to look out for Okita but he's terminally ill. Keeping him out of the action is only going to keep him miserable until his inevitable demise. :'(
"Saito'll be here for a few days, so you'll have someone to play with." -_- Bit patronising, Hijikata X_X
Kazama being his usual, charming self X_X
Let's go find Okita and... Tell him to go back to bed? Okay...
What the fuck!?!! Kaoru!?!!
Do we ever get a decent explanation for why Kaoru was sent to live with some abusive fucks?
Kaoru... Why are you so short? I bet you were malnourished X_X
Okita's just watching this unfold, chomping on imaginary popcorn...
"Do you just plan to use her, like Kazama does?" O_o... I fucking hope not, because that would be INCEST!!!
"... No," OH, THANK GOD.
"What would you have done if I'd said yes?" Ugh, you said no already! Can we please move this conversation in a less incestuous direction X_X
"... No. You're free to take her." OKITA!!! HE'S MY BROTHER X_X Not that I'm expecting you to leap to my defense but this conversation is WEIRD as FUCK.
:O The Ochimizu! Is Kaoru trying to help Okita?! Misguidedly, but still.
"But... if their plan is to simply use my dear sister as some sort of demonic broodmare... I can't allow that to happen." ... Kaoru... :'O That's... Actually really sweet XO This is the first time that someone who claims to be part of my family has actually looked out for me :')
Oh, so Kaoru wants to use Okita to protect me from Kazama! I have a feeling that he's going to be disappointed if he thinks that Okita will do what he tells him to but I appreciate the gesture :')
"Please don't do anything that would hurt Kondou so, Okita." Ugh, even as he lies dying, he's supposed to be worrying about upsetting other people? >:(
"Okita the Fury; Okita the beast." X_X Bit harsh but okay.
"He had traded away his soul." Um, since when? XD
"Happy now, Kaoru Naguno?" "Yes I am." ... Fair.
"... For falling into my trap." Wait, what?!? O_O
"I'm happy I got to make my sister suffer." Kaoru, why? D': WE COULD HAVE HAD IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAA-AAALLL!!! DX
I'm glad that Kaoru did away with the Nagumo fuckers >:( But still, why take it out on me?!
Even dressed as a boy, Kaoru still looks prettier than Chizuru...
*Sigh* looks like I'm being choked, as usual X_X
I feel like Kaoru could easily have given Okita something much worse than the Ochimizu if he REALLY wanted to make me suffer.
"I'd run out of things to say." X_X Again?!
"This was my decision and I don't regret it." That is good to know :)
"You shouldn't get involved with a guy like me." Oh, here we go X_X
"That came out of nowhere," Too right!
"No" uh, does that mean "no, I won't get involved with you" or "no, I won't do as you say"???
Uh, is he crying?! "Hey! You can't just act like you're sick when you want something!" XD What the actual fuck is happening right now???
"I'm dead" ... Uh... Really? Because... You seem very much alive...
"I don't think Kondou wants you around just because he wants you to do things for him." FINALLY, some sense!
Aaaand, apparently, it's earned me The Unblinking Stare of Doom >:(
"Do you mind not trying to speak for Kondou." Do you mind not assuming that he's so much of an asshole that he'd kick you out just because you're inactive during the day?! >:(
"It's not like you're capable of knowing exactly how Kondou truly feels." YES, YUKIMURA!!! GET HIM!! >:D
"Do you think Kondou would still need me... Even if I can't hold a sword anymore?" YES.
"You're right." I know :3
"I'm just jealous of you, Okita, that you have someone like Kondou by your side." Yeah. >:'( Fuck you, Kaoru, fuck you, Kodo :'(
"Oh yeah, huh... I totally forgot." Ffs, Okita XD
"They just happened to be there when you were born, you know?" Yeah! >:( And they can all go to hell!
"Somehow, my chin had acquired something of an arrogant tilt" yaaaas! You live your best life, girl! Let go of the haters, cut out the negativity! Stick it to 'em!
Chapter 5:
"How dangerous could foreign weapons be?" Oh, my sweet, Summer Sanan X_X
"Why are you going on night rounds with us?" ... Wait, what?! Why am I going on night rounds?
AS IF putting myself in danger is going to help Okita in any way X_X
DAMN, KONDOU... Nice, uh, blood you're accessorising with, there. O_O MEDIC!!!
"Lucky for us, they're idiots." Hooraaaay!
Okita's not going to be happy when he sees this...
Speak of the devil...
HIJIKATA, STOP BEATING ABOUT THE BUSH.
"I thought for a moment that Okita was going to grab Hijikata and shake him." :O :D Please yes!
Okita is suuuuuper keen to blame Hijikata for this -_-
"If he dies, it's your ass in the fire, Hijikata." Another excellent image but this pointless conversation has gone on for too long X_X
"I will find you, no matter where you may be, and I will kill you." O_O OKITA!! I THOUGHT THAT YOU SAID YOU WERE CALM!!! Bloody hell X_X
Oh no... What has Okita done now X_X
Killing spree, mad science, aggressive interrogation, Hijikata murder? The possibilities are endless with this stabby boi.
Where exactly am I running to? "I had finally found him." HOW?! With the power of love?! O_o
Looks like "Killing spree" it is X_X
"I'm about to murder you." Ffs Souji X_X
"I'm just doing my job." OH YEAH?!? THEN WHY DID YOU FEEL THE NEED TO GO BEHIND EVERYONE'S BACKS, HUH?!
"What's wrong with me doing what I'm doing?" Yeah, what's wrong with sadistically slaughtering a bunch of virtually defenceless men as they attempt to retreat?! -_-
"I just killed people, no matter who it was, as long as it was what Kondou wanted." *Sigh* Kondou's not going to be around for ever, you know? X_X Maybe TRY think about why your doing what you're doing. Maybe learn from Kondou's example?
"Do not ever act out and worry the chief like that again." XD You tell him, Saito!
"Idiots." XD Hijikata
"I didn't wake up until evening had arrived." Oh look, it's me :)
OH, FUCK. That looked like a Kaoru silhouette :O
Why do they keep saying that Kaoru "tricked" Okita into drinking the Water of Life?! Kaoru offered it and Okita drank it. No trickery here!
"They wanted to avenge Itou. You remember him? The man you deceived and murdered?" XD Can't argue with that :')
"shoot the weaker target first." UGH. Why do I always get SHOT!?!
"Call me what you want." Oh, I intend to 3:)
Omg, I didn't get shot! :O BECAUSE OKITA USED HIMSELF AS A HUMAN SHIELD O_O ... BUT WHY?!??
NO, DON'T CHECK UP ON ME! WE NEED TO MOVE BEFORE WE GET SHOT AT AGAIN!!!
Oh no! O_O Doesn't look like he'll be moving any time soon O_O
"Okita! Okitaaaaa!" O_O
"It kills me to see you hurt, just as much as it kills you to see Kondou hurt!" O: <3 :'(
"What an idiot.. " No, Kaoru! You're the idiot! Because you will never be happy while you continue down this sadistic, evil path, wasting your own life trying to destroy someone else's and refusing to let go of your spiteful jealousy >:( At least Okita's risking his life for something good.
"The more despair and anger you feel, the more you look like me." ... Silver linings! :)
D: Did they use silver bullets?! :O
Wait, when did Yamazaki get wounded?! :O
Bless Hijikata for letting me stay with my crush XD
Final Chapter:
Yamazaki is fine :D Hooray!
"They need men, so we need to go now..." Uh... Then why aren't you dressed? X_X
"... I want you to remain calm as I tell you this." That is... NOT AN ENCOURAGING WAY TO START A CONVERSATION O_O
D': Inoue has fallen. :'( It hurts every time DX
Aw, he looks really sad :'( and no wonder...
"as soon as we arrive, I'm gonna swing my sword at anyone and everyone." Uh... That's the spirit X_X
ONWARDS TO EDO
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HC/ y/n is mad at Erik cause he did something dumb and he’s trying to make it up to her “kiss me like you mean it “
Shame [Prelude] // Communication [Part II] // In The Cut [Side Story]
A/N: So I have an inkling who might’ve asked this question *cough @wakanda-inspired cough* but I hope this turned out the way you were hoping anon!
I wanted to get something out for Valentines Day while I’m working on other stuff, and this isn���t part of it but don’t forget to check out the With Love, From Wakanda Fic Fest that @purple-apricots and @hoopshoney are hosting. @wawakanda-btch posted the first one I’ve seen so far and and I’m super excited about it.
Anyway, I know some peeps do celebrate Valentines Day and some don’t, but I just wanted to dedicate this fic out to all of yall. I know I write Erik in super cheesy n corny ways sometimes, but we all deserve to have people in our life who will take the time to learn us authentically. Romantic or otherwise. Hope yall like it!
This is for all my lil cute ass black gorditas out there rockin back fat, belly rolls and thick ass thighs that touch!! x Reader is always gon be black, chubby, and sassy.
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You sigh, crossing your arms as you lazily trail out in front of the rest of the group, feet moving slowly as you put one foot in front of the other and attempt to walk in a straight line, if for no other purpose than for your own personal enjoyment. You were pretty through with the night, but you didn’t want to rush along anyone and risk dampening the fun mood, so you tried occupying yourself as best you could to keep from sending out the wrong vibrations.
You feel the presence come up next to you before it makes itself known, but you ignore it, choosing to feign ignorance instead of acknowledging it with your usual situational awareness.
The presence lingers for a moment, waiting for you to notice it, but when you don’t it inches a little closer, nudging its shoulder against yours with a light tap, the spot where it touches you feeling tingly.
“So, how’d you like the movie?” He asks you, and you glance up at him, seeing his eyes lit up and full of interest.
“It was ok.” You answer flatly, shrugging your shoulders, and those eyebrows of his hike up, not expecting your nonchalance.
“Oh.”
It was an honest answer. The movie was just OK. Even though it wasn’t just the movie you were expecting more out of tonight.
You divert your attention back down to your feet, indulging again in your own little game of ‘Walk the Plank’. The presence next to you grows quiet again, and you know he’s observing you, trying to figure out what’s going through that head of yours.
It doesn’t phase you, already knowing that whatever emotions you had you didn’t wear them on your face.
Luckily, you were hard to read like that.
This was the second time-
*Correction*, the third time that the both of you had hung out this week with your friends, and you were starting to get the feeling that maybe there was something happening between the two of you.
At least, that’s what you thought… up until tonight.
“Everything okay?”
You can hear the hint of worry hiding somewhere behind his words, and part of you wants to just drop it and chalk your mood up to being tired or something.
You nod your head, shrugging your shoulders again, eyes focused somewhere on the floor.
Don’t be petty. Don’t be petty. Don’t be petty.
You lift your head and look him in the eyes, smiling.
“Yeah, I’m fine.”
He returns the smile, visibly relaxing now, diverting his own eyes to the floor now as he chews on his lip.
You quirk an eyebrow, watching him, and open up your mouth again.
“So where’s your friend at?”
Fuck.
The sound that comes out of his mouth is something between a choke and a snort, and he brings a fist up to his mouth to clear his throat before looking back your way.
The smile is still plastered on your face, but not an evil one, just…friendly. Weirdly friendly.
You can see his eyes squint a little as he quickly studies your face, trying to figure you out, but there’s nothing to see except what appears to be your innocent smile.
“You, you mean Clarissa?” His voice almost cracks at the end as he points a thumb back in the direction of your friend group, referring to it’s newest blonde member, but you don’t even bother to look.
You know who she is.
“Oh? Is that her name?” The charade you’re putting on sounds so real you almost believe it yourself for a second, and you have to drag your attention back to the conversation at hand to keep from verbally patting yourself on the back.
“Clarissa?” You repeat (for clarification, of course), and the name sounds harsh and abrasive in your mouth, but that doesn’t keep you from saying it with perfect pronunciation.
“Yeah, yeah no she’s back there chillin, I guess.” It’s his turn to shrug now, and he almost acts as if he didn’t spend the entire movie sitting right next to her. While you were all the way on the other side.
Out of the group, you and Erik were the only single people, and while you usually hated it when your friends’ boyfriends tried to set you up, you liked Erik.
He’d just happened to be back in town the same week his boy had made plans, so it wasn’t like he was there for you.He was just… there too.
But you’d clicked instantly.
The whole night you and Erik had been hanging together, picking right up where you’d left off from the other night.
Then Clarissa showed up.
Your voice keeps its same curious tone, and you press on. Not to make him uncomfortable or anything, but just to…understand better. After all, it’s not like the two of you were dating or anything, you were just friends.
Friends were allowed to be curious, right?
Maybe the feeling you thought you had between the two of you was wrong.
“Oh, OK.” You say, and silence falls between the two of you again for a moment as you reach the double door exit of the movie theater. He opens the right side, holding it for you, and you brush past his chest a little as you walk out.
You can feel the solid muscle resting underneath his sweatshirt and smell the scent of his body wash, and before you can let yourself get distracted by it you accidentally blurt out your next sentence more aggressively than you wanted to.
“Umm, you can go hang out with her if you want, you know. You don’t have to be up here with me.” You word vomit, and you squeeze your eyes shut, mentally face palming.
So much for trying to be subtle.
“What?” He walks out behind you, letting the doors shut, but you don’t stop walking, not wanting to have to look him in the face.
Your feet unwittingly stop in their tracks after a few steps and you blow out a sigh, your body betraying your urge to flee. “I mean…”
You scratch at the back of your head, gathering up all your courage to deal with the dumbass situation you’ve just put yourself in.
“…don’t feel obligated to be up here with me. If you wanna go be with her that’s okay-”
“Be with her? Who said I wanted to be with her?” He interrupts you, and you open your eyes to see he’s standing in front of you now, eyebrows scrunched in confusion and what looks like frustration.
Shit. You so didn’t mean for it to go this way.
“Nobody! I’m just, I’m just saying that if you wanted to you could-”
“Y/n.” He stops you again, but this time when you look up at him his face is oddly calm, a smile tugging at the corner of his mouth barely hidden by his bottom lip tucked between his teeth.
You don’t say anything at first, but when he raises his eyebrows at you as if to repeat himself, a small ‘yeah’ escapes your lips.
“…Are you …jealous?” You can hear the teasing lilt in his voice, and your face deadpans, your feet working again as you stomp past him.
Jealous? You? Please. You’d sooner watch the original ‘Birth of a Nation’ than ever let anything that girl says or does intimidate you. You knew your self worth, and you’d rather die alone than let any man think you’d waste your time competing for his attention.
You can hear his boisterous laughter behind you, and you quicken your pace, but you don’t get very far before you feel his arm wrap around your waist and pull you back, feeling the deep rumbling emanating from his chest.
“Alright alright ma, damn, I was just joking. Where you think you going anyway? We all drove together.” He wraps his other arm around you to keep you in place, emphasizing his words.
“I got Lyft, I’m good.” You sniff back, and he kisses his teeth, dragging you both backwards until the back of his knees hit the edge of one of the patio tables, and he lifts the both of you onto it to sit, you on his lap.
You sit there stubbornly for a few moments, and when he realizes you’re not going to speak he rolls his eyes, breaking the silence.
“So you gon tell me wassup, or what? Why you acting like this, babygirl?” His voice is soft but stern, and you stir a little in his arms at the pet name.
“I’m not acting like anything,” you try and disagree, but your words sound distant and clouded in your ears, losing some of their bite.
He sighs patiently behind you, leaning forward to tighten his arms around you, resting his chin on your shoulder.
You can feel him looking at you, and you turn your head away, staring through a hole in the grated table to the ground.
“… I’m trying, okay? Just… give me a second.” Your voice is just above a whisper, but he still hears what you say.
“I know,” he presses a kiss into your shoulder through you sweater, and he lays his head there. “Take your time.”
You take a few beats to gather your thoughts, mulling them over in your mind a few times to make sure you’ll be able to say it right.
When you’re finally ready, you turn around a little to sit sideways in his lap, still facing away from him as you rest your head on his chest.
Taking a deep breath, you finally let it all out.
“Look…all I’m saying is if you’re interested in other people, that’s okay. It’s not like we’re together or anything, all we did was share one kiss. You’re free to do whatever you want and so am I, there’s no commitment here.”
A dry laugh that comes out as a sniff blows out through your nose, those shoulders of yours shrugging again as you try and crack a joke.
“It’s not like you live in California.”
Your last sentence hangs in the air for a bit, and when Erik doesn’t say anything, your heart starts skipping beats.
Shit, was he offended? You didn’t mean to offend him. All you were trying to do was be honest…and keep your heart safe.
“Erik?” You wait a second for his response, but when it doesn’t come you turn your head to look at him.
His eyes are downcast, and a small smile plays on his lips.
“Do you think I just go around kissing strangers, Y/N?”
The question catches you off guard, and when he lifts his head to look at you, you don’t know what to say.
“Do I seem like the type of person who would kiss random people just for the hell of it?”
Well, it didn’t seem like he was the type.
“…no.”
“Then why would I kiss you and go be interested in someone else? You are the person I’m interested in, Y/N. It’s you.”
You want to say something back to him, but when you open your mouth, an emotion you can’t place starts creeping up your throat, paralyzing you.
“Listen… that… ‘thing’ at the movies… trust me, ya boy not interested. I was trying to get back over to you but ol’ girl couldn’t take a hint. Figured I’d just be polite and let her sit next to me during the movie. It’s not like it’s her I’ll be calling anyway when I get back home tonight.”
He flashes that knee weakening smile at you, his golds peeking out, and you roll your eyes, pushing at his chest.
“So what you tryna say? You got hoes now?” You joke, and he fake groans in annoyance before grabbing you up in a gentle headlock, pressing kisses to your temple as you squeal and struggle.
“You so annoying, I swear,” he grumbles, and after you calm down he releases you and cups your chin in his fingers, angling your face towards his.
“Gimme kiss,” he mumbles, and you lean up a little, pressing your lips flat against his for a soft lazy smooch.
“Mmmm,” he moans against your lips .“Mm Mm.” He detaches from you.
“Nah,” his full lips poke out in a pout. “Kiss me like you mean it.”
Blushing, you smooth your hand against the back of his head and pull him into you, lips parting to accept his full, juicy ones between yours, both your tongues poking out to taste each other.
He sighs in contentment into your mouth, and his hands latch onto your soft waist as he takes over the kiss, letting his tongue roll against yours.
Leaning into him you wrap your arms around his neck, breaking the rough kiss to give him gentle teasing pecks that make him whine from the back of his throat.
“Fuck, you’re making me miss you already,” He whispers into your skin, nudging his face down into the crook of your neck and taking a huge inhale.
It sends sparks across your skin, and when he groans hungrily at your scent you can feel the vibration in your whole body, making you clench in different places.
You both get lost in euphoria until a loud voice from a ways away grabs your attention.
“Uhh… y’all ready to go?” You rise out of your blissed state as you pull away from Erik, looking around dazedly to find the source.
You spot Rashad, Erik’s friend, looking curiously at you two from his spot across the patio, and the rest of your group behind him snickering childishly, including Clarissa.
“Yeah bro we comin!” Erik yells back, all his attention still on you.
“Well meet you there,” he mutters, not really caring if his friend heard or not, and he buries his face into your neck, growling and fake munching on your skin as your laughter fills the air.
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Warnings: CollegeBoi!Erik, Softboi!Erik, Fluff,
#TheHomieFics#erik killmonger x black!reader#erik killmonger x reader#erik killmonger#bp#black panther#black panther fanfiction#black panther fandom#headcanon ek#vulnerable ek
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YouTube content for demonstuck
• they have a channel on YouTube, like each of them have own channel BUT ALSO there's a group channel for the safehouse in general
• supposedly the supernatural aspect of everyone is undercover but in reality that lasts all of six videos before someone fucks it up
• multiple people probably fuck it up
• like Karkat can glamour his eyes from the cameras but they show up demonic in any reflection, causing arguments in the comments on whether that's edited or not
• Jake has gone into a prophetic trance during a livestream and Dirk just fucking carries him out, leaving John to cover it up (something along the lines of "he...does that. That's normal. Nothing to see here!" No one believes him.)
• Roxy's tattoos literally move so that's pretty fuckin' hard to cover up in a video
• Hal filmed himself in the mirror in the bathroom except he put the phone he was using down halfway through and the camera didn't move (because he's recording using his direct audiovisual input) and everyone in the comments went crazy trying to figure out where he had the camera
• also Jake's very verbally affectionate (calls Dirk sweetheart, love, etc) so everyone knows right from day one that they're dating
• but it isn't until D and Dave accidentally get a shot of John and Dirk making out in the armory that the viewers realize A) they own a SHITTON of weapons, some of which should not be legal, and B) Dirk's dating John too
• after Jake gets about a thousand "YOUR BOYFRIEND IS CHEATING ON YOU!!!!1! messages he makes John and Dirk sit down with him and do a video explaining what exactly the bloody fuck polyamory is, with much annoyed British swearing and fuck words
• Karkat isn't all that into the whole video thing but everyone loves him, like the chat goes nuts asking for "more growly dude" every time he shows up in a stream
• he doesn't exactly know how to react to this and tends to get a lil' agitated
• which means Dave HAS to calm him down which means quick lil' kisses and standing as close as he can, holding the demon's hand, wrapping his arms around him—sweet stuff, the kind of stuff he's not always okay with doing in public
• so this semi-public setting, where everyone watching the streams can see, makes Dave a little nervous to act like he's close to Karkat at first?
• but of course he does it anyway
• and just about everyone in the comments thinks it's fucking adorable, the chat always gets spammed with people awww-ing and talking about how cute they are and telling Dave to kiss him again
• and it's such good positive reinforcement for Dave, who's been conditioned to feel like he's not supposed to be in a relationship at all?
• there's about zero homophobes in the comments because every time one pops up Roxy and Hal trash their account
• also Kankri has been on exactly two (2) videos on the main channel and one of them was Karkat hauling his passed-out self out of the bathtub
• now they regularly get questions about when sweater dude is coming back
• Dave films himself having convos with Kankri and posts them on a secret channel, hides the links in the videos on the safehouse channel like a scavenger hunt
• about thirty percent of the viewers ask Dave what kind of editing software he uses to give Kankri a halo; the other seventy argue that there's no halo in the videos at all
• almost no one comments about Karkat's negative halo though
• whenever anyone does Karkat has Rox or Hal quietly check them out because there's a good chance they're going to be Bad News™
• they found a fledgling necromancer like that and ended up sending Rose down to give them the talk
• the "Necromancy is morally dubious to the point where it can be called the gateway drug of black magicks" talk
• "it starts with a cat and the next thing you know you're raising full graveyards, trying to take over Spokane, and getting excommunicated"
• she speaks from experience
• D doesn't know how to take a video that isn't dramatic as fuck
• you know those "Story Time!" videos? Usually made by overdramatic white chicks with too much eye makup? We make fun of them? Yeah that's D
• technically he should be posting those on his own channel but he's a goddamn attention whore sometimes so they go on the house channel
• topics include: Dirk Ate My Waffles And Now I'm Sad, My Kids Don't Know How To Lock Doors Before They Make Out, Hal Is Wilfully Trying To Give Me A Heart Attack, Everyone In This House Is A Goddamn Furry But Me, My Sister Roasted My Clothes For Half An Hour And I Threw An Iced Macchiato At Her And Now She's Suing Me—you know what, I'm making a separate post with titles of D's videos. Fuck, they're monologues, maybe I'll write up scripts for them.
• anyway he's a dramatic bastard and I love him
• there will probably be a follow-up to this post because I'm assembling this at ten PM and I know there's more I'm missing, plus @ninja-kitty-more-like-no and me will definitely end up thinking up some more PLUS y'all can send me your ideas for this
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Young!Remus Lupin x Female Reader: Marauder Invasion (Night Intruder, Part 2)
A/N: Un-fucking-believable, pardon my french. I’m sorry to sound like a broken record, but I just want to take a second to thank each and every one of you for the time you’ve accorded to this reader insert, it honestly means the world to me. The support you’ve shown came completely unexpected and I honestly hope that you guys are going to like what follows! The third part is probably going to be out before the end of the week, if you would still want to read what I have all mapped out in my head, that is lol
WARNINGS: Marauder squad (a very legit warning if you think about it), a LOT of swear words and my hideous English - the usual.
New to the series? Accio first part!
P.S. This gif made by talented @potter-imagines-here is this part summed up. I couldn’t resist :)
As always, I hope you enjoy, lads xo
Sitting in the Grand Hall, you tried desperately to focus on the Transfiguration essay you had finished writing yesterday, proof-reading it. Both Lily and Marlene kept silent, their interest in cinnamon-sprinkled porridge phenomenal.
When you finally abandoned any attempt to fall asleep at around six in the morning, you lay in your bed struggling to keep your mind from wandering towards a certain Gryffindor Scarface, whom you once considered your best friend. As you kept rereading the same line in your Herbology textbook an hour later, sitting cross-legged on your pillows, you heard Lily’s worried ramble, as she grabbed your shoulders, still half asleep, her piercing green eyes studying your face.
“Y/N, are you hurt?!”
“What?” you furrowed your eyebrows, looking at your friend as if she’d gone mental.
“Your face…” Lily said, confused, not noticing any visible scratches.
“Oh!” it finally dawned on you as you jumped off your bed, leaving Lily behind. “It’s nothing, it’s just…”
“You didn’t kill that poor guy last night, did you?” Marlene asked, disappointed, awoken by all the commotion.
“No, I…” your brain was running at the speed of sound, trying to come up with a legit excuse for the blood smudged all over your face. The fact that you couldn’t invent anything that very instant was maddening you even more – you were sick of lying for Remus. “I guess I cut my palm and the blood ended up all over my face… You know how agitated my sleep gets, so…” Lie number 10005000697.
From the looks on girls’ faces they didn’t buy it, nor did they ask any more questions ever since, not even regarding last night’s visit. As a matter of fact, they refused to talk to you, point blank. And you were perfectly fine with that – if someone would make you lie on Remus Lupin’s behalf one more fucking time, you were going to kill your now least favorite werewolf in the world.
When you were about to pack your things and head for your Potions class, you felt the bench you were sitting on tremble, as masculine voices echoed all around you.
“Marlene, Lils,” you barely found the strength to crush a groan in your throat before you could let it out. “Do you mind if we steal Y/N here for a couple of minutes?” the infamous Gryffindor Chaser, James Potter, placed a chaste kiss on top of Lily’s head, standing across the table from you, his eyes fixed firmly on yours.
“Make it fifteen,” you turned your head to your right just to meet Sirius Black’s resting smug face. This boy had so much swagger you internally wished he’d choke on it one day.
“It’s important,” a small voice to your left added and you didn’t have to turn around to know that Peter Pettigrew was sitting there.
What is this, a fucking Marauder Invasion? you thought, grabbing your essay and standing up in an attempt to flee.
Before you could make as much as a step away from the trio, both Sirius and Peter placed their hands on your shoulders, making you sit back down.
“On a different note,” you heard Sirius speak sweetly. “We can talk here.”
You turned his way and honestly contemplated whether you should silently hex him. Noticing your glare, Sirius did justice to his name for once, his smile quickly fading. Moony had probably told him all about your non-verbal ways of performing spells.
“It’s okay,” you snapped your head back only to see both Lily and Marlene standing up. “You can stay here. We have finished eating anyway”.
You tried to catch Lily’s eye, silently begging her to stay, but she only muttered ‘see you’ and both girls disappeared from the Great Hall so fast as if they learned how to apparate. You followed them with your narrowed eyes, unbelieving. You could bet a galleon both Lily and Marlene knew what was going on, thanks to Potter and his sidekicks.
“So, Y/N”, James took Lily’s seat right in front of you, studying you face. You stared back at him, daring him to continue. You were never close with James or any other of the Marauder squad except for Remus. In fact, you were positive the legendary marauders were scared of you shitless. “I bet you know what we came here to talk to you about”.
You rolled your eyes, masterfully hiding the expression of utter surprise behind it. What did Remus tell them? Why in the world would they come to plead his case considering they didn’t even know you?
“We think you might have misunderstood Moony last night”, Peter let out, letting go of your shoulder.
You directed your glance at him with a burning desire to facepalm. This was just plain stupid. You couldn’t believe Remus would talk his friends into having this conversation with you.
“Oh I understood him alright,” you assured them, your gaze travelling from one marauder to another. “And even though I have no fucking idea what you four fuckboys were up to last night, I think it’s only fair that Remus should come banging on my door himself to justify that shitty stunt he pulled! I am so done playing Madame Pomfrey with that jerk seeing that he has his head so far up his ass that he just wouldn’t see how my heart can’t take seeing him bleed anymore!”
It took a minute for the meaning of your words to settle in. When you realized you might have just confessed your undying love to a certain werewolf in front of the three closest people Remus had – after you, of course – strangely, you couldn’t bring yourself to give a flying fuck. Last night and this whole consequent mess had started to finally have its toll on you, and a part of you was glad that your naked feelings were now out in the relative open.
“I will just pretend I didn’t hear ‘the fuckboys’ part, because the rest of it is brilliant”, Sirius finally spoke, making you turn his way. “I know we have never been that close, Y/N, but I have it on a good authority that you are a girl to die for, you get what I mean?” you raised your brows at him in confusion.
“We weren’t with Remus last night, Y/N”, James informed you in a low voice. “That idiot got himself in a double duel with Gerard Crabbe and Lucius Malfoy when he heard what these two trolls were saying behind your back… And he didn’t even invite us.”
Your breath hitched as you felt the drops of cold sweat roll down your back. Oh Merlin, he couldn’t have…
“When he went out of the dorm yesterday he told us he had a date in the Astronomy Tower”, Peter picked up where James had left off. “Of course we automatically assumed that he had finally grown a pair and was going to tell you how he felt about you. Sirius and James wanted to follow him, but I talked them both out of it, privacy and all… I wished I didn’t though’, Peter added, his voice small and sad.
“Oh My Godric,” you subconsciously covered your mouth with a palm of your hand, the scene from last night playing over and over in your head.
“…So when he came back at night all three of us were already asleep, it wasn’t until this morning that he told us what had actually happened. We spent two hours searching for this,” Sirius produced Rem’s wand out of his robes, as your best friends’ voice resonated in your ears:
I don’t have it… I lost it when I fell…
“Is this all some kind of an attempt to redeem Remus in my eyes? Please tell me it is!” you urged all three of them, imagining all too-well Remus standing up for you after Lucius and Gerard called you a mudblood behind your back and getting himself a double duel rendez-vous. Actually, that sounded exactly like what Moony would do. Remus John Lupin, always a gentleman.
“No,” all three Marauders showed no mercy, shaking their heads negatively.
“Moony doesn’t even know we’re here talking to you”, James added, his eyes darting around warily. Somehow you got a feeling that if Remus had known, the remaining three marauders would have ended up running from his hexes faster than Snivellus from shampoo.
You felt blood boil in your veins as a wave of anger consumed you.
“What a stupid moron! I bet that Malfoy bitch insulted me on purpose… What kind of idiot would fall for that?” you felt your face redden against your will and you smashed both of your hands on the table surface, making a couple of heads turn in your direction.
“A head-over-heels-in-love idiot, I’d say”, Sirius winked at you.
You closed your eyes for a second, regaining composure, trying to prevent your heart from jumping out of your ribcage. Remus, your best friend, was in love with you. And you told him yesterday that you wanted nothing to do with him.
Still, some things didn’t add up. He must have noticed how much you cared for his sorry ass. Why didn’t he tell you he cared for you too, or at least didn’t kiss you senseless, instead of walking away every time the atmosphere in the room got heated?
“Okay, you three, listen to me,” you opened your eyes abruptly, eyeing all three of them. “This changes nothing. Don’t expect me to wear a Marauders T-shirt now that you’ve helped me learn what has really happened. I still disapprove of your ways of having fun.”
Just when Sirius was about to open his mouth to protest, obviously willing to tell you more about all those ways in which you two could have fun, James shut him up with a very telltale look.
“And If you tell Moony I love him before I do, I will skin you alive, is that clear?” you finished, pretending not to notice their antics.
Your message was definitely received. Peter nodded frantically, moving a couple of inches away from you. James threw both of his hands in the air, his expression dead-serious.
“Clear as vodka”, Sirius swallowed hard, a mix of fear and admiration almost tangible in his voice.
The sound of the school bell reached your ears.
“Alrighty then,” James seemed way too happy at this beginning of the school day announcement. “See ya around then, Y/N?”
Not waiting for your answer, the three marauders rushed out of the Great Hall, never before had been so keen on making it to their Potions class on time.
As expected, Remus never showed. Considering that his broken hand was the last to be healed, you thought you might have done a next to shitty job on it. Your mind fixed on how bad Remus was having it that very instant, you completely fell out of the class discussion. When Slughorn asked you something about a poison antidote, you didn’t have a slightest idea what the conversation was all about.
“You just made your House lose ten points, Mrs Y/L/N,” all the Gryffindors groaned silently. “And earned yourself a three hour detention. Maybe next time you’ll honor my lectures by paying your undivided attention to what I’m saying”.
The day passed in a blur. Every single time you wanted to go see Remus in the boys’ dorm, fate seemed to be against it. Professor McGonagall asked you to help her out with the preparations for tomorrow’s class right before lunch, so you missed the meal entirely, rushing to the DADA class and still not making it on time, but luckily, getting away with a warning.
When at 8 p.m. you finally made it back to the dungeons to complete your detention, you were a nervous, tired mess. Scrubbing what seemed like century old cauldrons clean, you somehow managed to fall asleep, exhausted from last night and a really bad day you were having. When you stirred awake, one of your hands buried inside an exceptionally disgusting cauldron, professor Slughorn came in, saying he’d accompany you, seeing it was well past 10 p.m.
When you stumbled through the hole behind the Fat Lady’s portrait, struggling to keep your eyes open, you tried to stop yourself from nurturing a tiny hope living in your chest that Remus would be waiting for you in the Common Room, as usual. You heart still fell once you spotted no one in the dimly lit chambers – crushing a sigh in its wake, you slowly made your way up, to the room you shared with Lily and Marlene.
The talk you ached to have with Remus was going to have to wait.
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Making up after a fight
Edd: He would use Ringo to deliver a message. Not a verbal one of course, but a letter. He’d send him over to you, message in the collar and wait for you to find it while he watched from the other room. Once you read the message which told you how sorry Edd was and how much he loved you and how he messed up, he’d wait for a reaction. You would walk over to him and pull him into a big hug. He’d start crying happily because he thought he’d fucked up big time and he’d never get your love or forgiveness again. The two of you vowed to never fight with each other again, your hearts couldn’t handle it.
Tom: You two probably had a fight because he came home late and very very drunk. He couldn’t remember what he said or what you said, but there’s a broken base on the floor, and he remembered he broke it stumbling into the house, which woke you up. He waited until he sobered up to try to figure out how to apologize to you. Then he got the perfect idea. He reached over and grabbed Susan and started playing a song. Not just any song, but your favorite song. He’d play as long as it took for you to come over to him no matter how much his fingers hurt. When you did go over to him, he’d put her down and hug you close to him, like he was afraid that if he didn’t you would disappear. He held you close and whispered an apology in your ear. When he felt your arms wrap around him, he knew that he was forgiven.
Matt: Matt may not be the smartest person alive and he might not know a lot of things, but he knew that he needed to fix things between you two. But he didn’t know how. He thought about how he could, but he’d get upset because he knew he couldn’t think of anything. So he’d start crying, wishing that you would hear and go in and comfort him, but he didn’t wait for that. He ran to you, tears rolling down his cheeks, begging for you to talk with him again. You couldn’t stand to see him cry so you held him close, and said you loved him. You vowed to yourself that he would never cry because of you again.
Tord: At first he’d try to ignore how much it hurt by distracting himself with work. He’d start thinking of how much he missed you. He remembered your smile, your laugh, how soft and warm your skin was, and how you looked when he started yelling at you. Guilt and sadness would fill him up, until he felt broken and useless. He wanted you. He needed you. He knew what he had to do. He met up with you in a quiet area in his base, trying to get you to speak or at least look at him. He took a deep shaky breath, he always hated showing weakness. “I know I don’t deserve you, starling…but hear me out, that would be enough…I’m sorry…” he looked at the ground, waiting for some sort of reaction. When you made no movement he knew it was probably a lost cause to get you to say something to him. “I-it’s quiet down here…” he mumbled, breaking the awkward silence. You took his hand and he looked at you surprised. “It’s quiet down here.” You repeated, responding to him finally. Forgiveness, could you imagine?
Eduardo: You two had a big collection of fridge magnets. No seriously, it was huge. So when you two had a fight he knew there was one way that he could make sure you saw it. He bought this huge magnet set that had a bunch of random letters and got to work. He finished pretty quickly with a grin on his face. When you passed the fridge you were greeted with lots of colors. Curious, you stopped to read what the message was. ‘HEY I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH I KNOW I MESSED UP PLZ FORGIVE ME’ You assumed he must have been running out of letters. The last part read, “AND THAT BUTT HOT’ You snorted and instantly forgave him. Nothing says true love except apologizing in fridge magnets. And complimenting a persons ass with said magnets.
Jon: This lil cinnamon roll would basically do anything and everything you wanted for a full week. If you were hungry, he’d make you your favorite food. If you were tired, he’d make the bed you sleep on feel like a cloud. After a while you felt bad because of how desperate he was to get you to not be so mad at him anymore. So the next time he asked you what you wanted, you told him that you wanted to kiss him, and he happily did that.
Mark: This dramatic ass nerd knew instantly how to receive forgiveness from you. With a little help from some soap operas. But the only bad part was it wasn’t going to rain anytime soon. But not to worry! He had a backup plan! Late at night you heard a knock on your door, which was pretty creepy. But you opened the door slightly to see who it was. Mark was standing there, soaked. It seemed like it was raining. “My love! Please forgive me!” He said looking into your eyes. It wasn’t actually raining. He was just using the hose and made it look like it was. “…get in the house and dry off before you get a cold.” You replied moving away from the door so he could come in. “So am I forgiven?” He asked, becoming excited. “….yea.” No matter how much his dramaticness went, you still loved him.
Pauel: He would….‘borrow’ a plane from the base. He was a pilot, he knew that other pilots write messages in the sky sometimes by using the smoke. So why couldn’t he just do that? So he got into the plane and started it off, soon enough getting into the air. When he reached the desired height he started working. News of the weird message in the sky reached you from a friend. First you thought it was aliens, so you ran outside with many others to see the message. No aliens, just ya boyfriend. In the sky it read ‘IM SORRY CAN YOU FORGIVE ME?’ and the plane was flying down to land. Once it landed, Pauel got out and made sure he didn’t misspell any words before looking in the crowd for you. You were right there, the two of you made eye contact, and you ran into his arms. Red Leader was also informed of the message in the sky, but took a little time to spot Pauel and then give him a punishment for 'borrowing’ a plane without his permission.
Patrick: Unlike Pauel and Tord, this guy knows a better way to make up with you. Pat would slowly start conversations with you, passing the awkwardness of the recent dispute. After a couple of days, he came to you and wrapped his arms around your waist pulling you close to him, his head resting on your shoulder. “Hey babe.” He whispered in your ear, “I know we just had a big fight, and I know that we both said some things that we regret, but I want us to move past that and…I want to know if you forgive me…” he kissed your neck after he stopped talking. You smiled softly and nodded. Pattycakes was always a cutie pie when it came to these things. How could you not forgive him?
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