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How To Balance Your Daytime and Nighttime Activities So That You Don't Burn Yourself Out More Than You Already Have
It had been a long few minutes since he'd opened the door and there were a lot of questions running through Dick's head. Most pressing of which was how this kid seems to have information he should not have.
"How did you..?" he asked, but the words wouldn't leave completely. There's so much he wants to know, so much he wants to ask.
"How do I what?" Danny tilted his head like the child he seems to be is.
"How do you know?" Dick knows he sounds weak. There's no hiding that, but there are a lot of implications in what the kid has said so far and none of it is painting a very happy picture for him.
"Oh!" Danny had the audacity to smile, "You want to know how I know you moonlight as a vigilante!" And of course he knows. Dick knows he knows, but he'd held a little bit of hope that the child Danny was mistaken. Danny's smile softened a bit as he explained, "Your hair and voice match up in both jobs almost perfectly. Not to mention your build and how you hold yourself. There's also the matter of your overall vibes, but that's not something living beings can normally pick up on." Excuse him? "Well, not living humans, at least, so no worries on that end!"
"Excuse me?" Dick was fairly sure his heart just stopped beating for a moment there.
"Anyway, I was a hero back home for a while, too. I know what it's like to have to walk the tightrope between maintaining a civilian cover and a hero persona. I know how it feels to have to keep secrets from everyone because anyone who knows will be in danger." he rambled, Though, admittedly, our circumstances are quite different. I was working as a hero all hours of the day as well as going to school. You only have to worry about properly balancing between day and night jobs. Either way, me having more to bounce between just makes me al the more qualified to help you!"
Oh. Oh he did not like that. He didn't like a single thing that just came out of the kid's mouth. Because that's what he is, a kid. "Are you...Are you alright?"
"Not in the slightest," Danny admitted with an even smaller smile. Then, it brightened, not quite to a grin, but to something similar, "But I'm here to make sure you are."
He gets points for being honest, but Dick felt his heart shatter. He knew for a fact that he'd never worked with this kid before. He also knew that the Justice League didn't know about him. If they did, he would've been picked up and dropped with either the Young Justice team or the Titans.
Dick wasn't going to ask why he became a hero because that's not his place. It's more of a 'third mission with the team' kind of questions, anyway. Most of the heroes didn't have many options when they took up the mantle. Asking what Danny can do is a more appropriate question, but he wasn't going to ask that, either.
"Now that that's out of the way," Danny turned a few pages from the table of contents to another one that was topped with 'Why Sleep Scheduling Is Important' in the blue glitter pen that Dick was starting to suspect he favored. "You're not getting enough sleep. Following you around - no one's been able to find me for a while, so don't worry about that - for the last two weeks has given me some really worrisome information on you."
Dick was worrying. He was worrying a lot and even more questions were coming to the forefront of his mind.
"Your dayjob is as an officer on the Bludhaven Police Force, or BPD for short." He was looking over the page he'd turned to very aptly and Dick realized that the kid had notes written on him. "The average hours per week for police across the country is forty hours. Gotham and Bludhaven are the exceptions. As a member of the BPD, you work a solid two days and two hours. Six nights a week, you work as Nightwing from eight in the evening to three in the morning. The last day, you take off, which is good. No deserable pattern, so good on you for that. Regardless, that's seven hour nights and ten hour days, with one day off and one day on call as an officer. Seven hours are now left in your day for personal time, eating, and sleeping. That's not a healthy way to live."
Oh, god, the kid had honest to god notes on him! What the hell!
Danny didn't even skip a beat as he pulled Dick's attention back to him and his binder. "I've drawn up a schedule for you to follow." The back of the page had a meticulously drawn schedule, complete with blocks of time to eat, sleep, work both jobs, travel, personal time, and still have a bit extra left over. It was titled 'Ideal End Result' in green marker. "Drastic changes right away will only affect you negatively, so we're starting off smaller." The next page over had another schedule titled 'Where To Begin'. "I've only pulled one hour from your Nightwing hours because I know important that time is to you and the city. I am, however, going to be having you submit an appeal to your boss to cut back your hours from fifty a week to forty a week. That way, you'll only be working eight hours a day and not ten. You'll still be on call for one day, and you'll have that last day off. Altogether, you'll be going be going from working seventeen hours a day to fourteen hours a day. Nine in the morning to five in the afternoon, and eight in the evening to two in the morning. Not including breaks at work or travel time. It opens up a few more hours for you to sleep!"
"You really think the chief is going to pull back my hours?" Dick raised an eyebrow in question.
"He will if he knows what's good for him."
"You know I can arrest you for that threat, right?"
"Yeah, but you won't." And, damn it, he's right.
Although, there was now another thing he had to know. "How to you plan on enforcing this schedule of yours?"
Danny seemed to have been waiting for this. He got a gleam in his eye as he pulled a black folder from his bag, not breaking eye contact with Dick. He placed it on the table and pushed it across. "Congratulations, it's a boy."
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#part 2#please read part 1#I had to redo a detail there to make something here make sense#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp dc crossover#dcxdp#danny phantom#dick grayson#dick needs a hug#dick needs sleep#danny's a hypocrite#work life balance#excelt it's being explained by a hypocrite 7 years younger than him#reverse adoption#is it really adoption if the kid shows up one day and just doesn't leave?#danny is going to make sure dick takes care if himself#good thing danny's sister and friends drilled this into his head#'this' being the importance of a proper work life balance#I maintain that Danny is a hypocrite#It's not adoption papers btw#It's a backstory
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Can't wait to see the submas fandom be delusional again and hype up the almost nonexistent chance of an Emmet cameo in PLZ-A
#its me#im delusional submas fans#excelt id actually rather not see him#bc it might ruin the reunion fic plot in my head#but im still gonna joke about it#submas#subway boss emmet#subway boss ingo#subway boss kudari#subway boss nobori#plz-a#pokemon#pokemon legends z-a#pokemon legends za#plza
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Can you post a picture of the bakery haul? It sounds so good! Especially the homemade snickers
by the time you sent this my man literally ate everything except for one cinnamon bun because i said i wanted it LOL
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Hii, sorry in advance if you get asked this same question often, but I've been on the fandom hiatus for a long while, and now I'm struggling to catch up with the current Jason comic book appearances. Do you have a list of all the current comics Jason is appearing in? Thanks!
Currently he's part of:
the Gotham War event (checklist on link), though I believe that requires some reading outside of the Jason's comics to fully understand it, this link offers some additional reading but if you're only there for Jason you don't really need it.
The Joker: The Man Who Stopped Laughing, he doesn't appear in every issue, and it's the continuation of Task Force Z, which you should probably read before it
Wayne Family Adventures webtoon which isn't canon but you might want to read anyways
And here's a small list for 2021-now that i'll update briefly.
#last anon made me think maybe i missed stuff so i'll compare with my excelt spreadsheet and see if i forgot to add anything#asks
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Rahhhh t4t saw victims *explodes*
What if you were in the eye vacuum and I was in the venus flytrap death mask and we kissed (we are both boys) 😳😳😳
#saw x#saw 2#this is my chainshipping#excelt unlike certain ppl in rhe fandom i simply make them both transgender#i still dont know what to call this ship#guys help me out here#saw franchise#tw eye horror#tw eye trauma#eye vacuum trap#venus fly trap#vacuum flytrap? idek#imagine them kissing NOW!!!!!!!!!!#(the stupid death mask and also rhe suction tubes make it hard to kiss. sad!)#i love these guys *blows them up#you agree. reblog
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so like every couple of months i remember drew gooden/kurtis connor/danny gonzalez exist and more recently eddie burback, but i dont think its just a phase this time
#i take a couple of hours and catch up on everything i missed over the past few months then stop. rinse and repeat#excelt i think i like eddie a lot. uh oh!#ive watched his rainforest cafe and margaritaville videos bc Of Course I Have but now. oopsie!#talk tag
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captain laserhawk is extremely mid but man. i do still want a second season just because the whole thing with sam and dolph single-handedly peaked my interest. two guys who exist solely in the mainframe what will they do
#forum posting#especially because the disgraced ex facist propaganda mouthpiece did more work to destabilize eden then anyone else#Like literally what was up with that. pay'j and rayman did more direct action than Anyone else#oh well everyone sucks in this show. excelt jade she was perfect and i miss her every day
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I think it's hilarious when ppl say ascended Astarion isn't evil;; like bestie he is and it's ok. Evil man ish no real. Can like evil ways without meaning you are evil.
But acting like the man claiming he wants to rule the world with u is "good" is some Olympic level mental gymnastics 😭 like let's be real: the good choice sucks and once you get past That Long Rest his lines are the sweetest. Even his "what" when you try to break up with him is muah cuz ummm JD screaming Veronica vibes anyone??? Just me???
Anyways I just think it's??? Goofy??? To just full force refuse to admit ascended Astarion is evil. He is but honestly I prefer the ascended ending anyway🤷🏿♀️ I cannot fix him and in fact I find his atrocities hilarious actually.
#excelt for the gnomes#was ready to push HIS ass into the lava when he disappeoves smh#dare i tag this as#ive seen some BONKERS takes#like oof i feel like its the hets too. like they just wanna ruin the complexity lololol#he so babygirl-STOP WAT DO U EVEN MEAN I DONT UNDERSTAND–
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I love being a glasses wearer bcs I can take them off and go from
Regular dude, albeit very pretty
To 'who is this sultry man with extremely lengthy eyelashes~'
(I am giving you quote-unquote 'bedroom eyes' because I CANT FUCKING SEE)
ID note: I called my nose a 'mary nose' because that's what my mum calls it, it's like halfway between straight and hooked, hence why she calls it a Mary nose after Mary from the bible
#my lashes are so fucking long#excelt for the ones that dont grow past a certain length because i damaged the follicle#the cons of having very long very thick eyelashes is that you also have trichtillomania#and they push up against my glasses and ho into my eyes#on the sudden beuty i also get the same effect with ny mask#im just 'regular dude you dont really know what i look like'#and then i take my mask off to eat and like three people went 'woah 😳 never realized how. p.retty you ar.e'#im just too hot for my own good 😔#about me#glasses
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I'm very high but it's not like bad this time. Just strong.
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// having a lot of feelings about the trailer and not sure what all they are yet lol
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Extremely specific headcanon for gen 3 synths that their eyes reflect like someone who has had cataract surgery due to the artificial lense
#yes i know gen 3s are indistinguishable from humans excelt for their synth component#but i am a fiend for having non human creatures have little “tells”#fallout 4
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I don't know. Maybe I'm just underestimating how truly weird and creepy manga romances can get in action seinen/shounen....
But can I point out how...strangely averse BSD is towards general romancey things? And how the only times it's brought it up is in a weird context?
Aka, Tanizaki siblings, Kyouka and Atsushi (not between them cause I don't think they're even considering it; I mean Fitzgerald making that comment), Aya proposing to Kunikida, Higuchi's...odd feelings for Akutagawa (Ch. 88, the way she pulled back when she thought Aku was gonna go in for something?), Dazai and his....yeah. And even those things kinda fizzle out and are so backgroundish.
I'm not sure if this kind of lack of romance/sex/fanservice is normal in action stuff (my anime/manga list is very short and HIGHLY filtered thanks to friends), but I am curious about it....
#i may reblog to add more thoughts if they come by the time this queues but idk#but yeah...basically the reason i like bsd is because philosophical/literary angst + very little romance#maybe it's to honor the irl authors?#and while i wonder at atsushi and lucy im honestly BAD at picking up romantic subtext and asides from blushy embarrassed moments...#i dont really see it?#but yeah....#the only times bsd even brings up romance is in weird contexts and i find that intriguing#and also disturbing because i know mangas seriously have some strange notions....#anyway i have repeated the same words like five different ways#also random but i absolutely adore how the fandom completely ignores said canon weird romances and ships their own thing#like you go guys#rambling in the tags sorry#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#bsd musings#too lazy to tag all the characters#oh yeah there was also that one panel where fukuchi teased fukuzawa about some hometown sweetheart?#idk I'll just continue to take the no romo excelt when weird attitude of bsd and scream over the angst#idk what to think tbh...#spitting nonsense
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oh my god Keegan Michael key is toad
#I love that guy#literally love everything about this EXCELT crisp rat they had so much going for them 😭#txt
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