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The 3 Stooges Take a Swipe At Hitler!
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The Pinko NY Post censored the following comment I made in reference to its Saturday, March 16, 2024 article titled:
How Jewish comedians are helping keep hope alive post-October 7
By Doree Lewak
Moe Howard, Larry Fine and Jerome "Curley" Howard , Jews all, understood the need to turn pain into laughter as far back as January 1940, with the release of "You Nazty Spy"! Stooge leader Moe, did an amazing job of lampooning Adolf Hitler, ruler of Moronica (Moronica for morons!). Hitler wasn't too thrilled with his depiction, leading him to include Moe, Curly, and Larry on his personal "death list". No matter what Adolf thought, the Stooges continued with more Nazi bashing in 1941's "I'll Never Heil Again" and 1943's "Higher Than a Kite." Anti-Nazi? Soitenly! And here's to the tradition of a good ol' two-fingered eye-poke into the eyes of all would-be Hitlers to come. ✌️👀
Well, there it is folks! According to Pinko post, they would not print the above because it was deemed too offensive to their community. Who are they trying to kid? Who are they trying to protect? The only group targeted in my editorial are Nazis, Adolf Hitler and morons! Are these what the NY Post are championing for these days!? Wake up America! 1st Amendment censorship is very very real in these woke lefty/progressive/liberal climates. Sad to see a once respectable conservative newspaper like The NY Post turn into a bastion for woke mental patients.
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kickmebare · 1 year
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doyeons · 4 months
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the bug dreams are usually legitimately distressing but last night i dreamt that i kept finding crabs in my house and i couldn’t stop laughing abt it all day
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toomuchdickfort · 6 months
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I love making new dark urge playthroughs and thinking of so much story for who the guardian appears as and this whole life they’ll not remember and-
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If you are one of those people who likes using "woke" as a pejorative word then you are not affiliated with me.
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releaseholiday · 2 years
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heyitsphoenixx · 2 years
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damn that trans repression really goes deep huh
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musclegoth · 2 years
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egh when everyone is not far left during a crisis u really see some fucked up takes. literally no, your "only option" is not just to do what you can with voting within the system to endure things or make them slightly more manageable before the evil dudes take over...... there are other options. There ARE Other Options.
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orcelito · 2 years
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oh god now im thinking about my Godawful hand-written “original” stories i wrote in middle school, the earliest in 5th grade. the 5th grade one was with a bunch of unicorns, & i put “illustrations” using the unicorn stickers i had. & the only ppl who really read it were my grandparents who would cheer me on, despite it sucking absolute ass (my grandma for the longest time INSISTED that i should be a writer)
and now here i am with 46k hits & 1082 kudos for a 444,666 word story
how the times have tabled
#speculation nation#sometimes it feels like i chose to focus on writing out of nowhere#woke up and decided to write a beast of a fic and i havent stopped writing since#but i HAVE been writing for a while. turns out that's what develops writing ability lol#i went a LONG time not doing any solo writing. freshman year of high school (2011) to like 2020 when i did my dnd character backstory tales#but i got really. really really REALLY into text-based rp lol#for YEARS i did hundreds of thousands of words of text rp with. varying people .#i still love rp lol but i rediscovered my love for solo writing#it really is so great. it's like ur playing dolls except u have TOTAL power over everything#i can decide i wanna do a thing and then like. it's there. there it is!#i still think it's insane that i have such a massive fic & largely . do not have notes for plotting#ive done all the plotting in my head & conversations with andi lol#and i apparently have some pretty insane memory abilities. NOT for school of course. but Entirely for my fic#it's the thing of like. Concepts. concepts are much easier to remember than Terms for me#aka why im so good at math (you learn a ruleset and then you mimic it) but so shit at history (that is nothing BUT memorization)#i have loose memory of all my fic & then a pretty comprehensive way to access those memory bits#the chapter titles r nice for titles' sake but tbh their primary usage is to make it easier for me to reference past events lol#i might not remember exactly what happens in every chapter. but the titles are Clues#so i can remember like 'ok the first time goro talks to sojiro was towards the start of futaba arc'#can remember Medjed as when that's starting. and kinda skim those chapters for when goro goes to check on stuff#and in this way i have a pretty pinpoint accurate search system based on my own memory & the records of the Entirety Of My Fic#i think anyone who has a fic over 300k words is kinda insane in some ways and that absolutely 100% counts me in#i dont think there's a single scene i dont remember. maybe not Actively but gimme a scene and i will remember it#perhaps even remember Where it happens. or be able to Find it relatively easily#all this from lil 5th grade me and my unicorn stickers story.............. yeah :')#i love thinking about how i got here . like writing is just so cool and this sure is a hobby i've committed to#throughout a LOT of my life... it's great :')#discacc shit#tagging it bc i talk so much about it slkdjfslkdfj
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astramachina · 26 days
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........... Watcher. I mean. I get it. But what the hell. I love you guys but I can't do it. I can't pay for another subscription. ):
Like I get it, youtube as a platform doesn't lend itself well to this kind of media but damn. Damn.
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benevolentslut · 4 months
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#i just woke up after like an hour's sleep and i'm crying#just#there's so much in my life that i have no idea how it's gonna turn out#and not much at all that i can do about it#i'm just.#i'm so fucking scared of everything#i'm scared of being trapped here bc of my living situation#i'm scared of the fact i can't get work#i'm scared of the fact i'm ridiculously isolated and utterly reliant on my mother#i'm scared of the fact it takes so much fucking energy just to force myself to get out of bed like i barely do anything and yet#i'm constantly fucking exhausted because i feel like it takes everything i have to just stop myself from rotting in bed#and i don't know how to feel about that because am i just lazy or am i using mental health as an excuse to not do things or what??#i don't even fucking know and it terrifies me#there are things in my personal life i'm afraid of too but i'm not sharing those beyond mentioning them#but i feel just.#i live with my mother so i'm never Alone but that's an issue in itself i feel like i have Zero privacy#my room is Literally a storage cupboard. my bed and dresser are the only things in it that belong to me because mum just stores her shit#i love her and she does her best and she does a lot for me and i am beyond grateful for the fact she lets me live here#but just... every interaction with her feels like walking through a minefield#but i just feel so alone. i know i'm not i have my friends who're always supportive if i ask#and someone who's shown me way more love than i feel i deserve#but even with all of that i just feel so isolated.#i feel like i'm a broken remnant of a person who just. can't live the same way everyone else can#i feel like im emotionally paralysed or something and i've felt this way for ten fucking years#i don't know what's wrong with me#i just feel like. just. what's the point in sticking around if i can barely push myself to Do anything#again. i feel like it takes everything i have just to stop myself from letting myself starve in bed#how the fuck am i supposed to function as a person if i feel like this. constantly.#vent tw#delete later
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arataneo · 5 months
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i dont get why a lot of social media shows stuff like your likes or the tags u follow etc so that when ur oomfs are scrolling they'll see "xxx is following this!". like i dont need everyone knowing the stuff i'm into if i didnt post it myself
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sadlazzle · 6 months
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well im already having a bad day. both of my laptops are fucking dead, or in some way completely unusable. i mean ig i expected it w one of em bc it’s over a decade old and it is an apple product so u get what u get, but fucking really. i don’t have the fucking money for a new laptop right now. but i need a laptop bc it’s where i do most of my shit. im going to scream
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vitiateoriginator · 9 months
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Today has not been good :'3
#slept like shit#woke up at 5am from a nightmare of my datemate dying and then was stuck awake for an extra hour and a half after the fact from emotions#hit my head against my datemate's when I went to seek comfort (hurt myself in the process. luckily I took all the damage datemate was fine)#saw my dad's shitty fucking sister at the pizzarea right next door to where I live (we are no contact for very obvious reasons)#ran out of the pizzeria even tho my datemate and I had planned to eat there then proceeded to have a panic attack after going outside#my datemate and I then went to walk thru the neighborhood as quickly and as far from where we actually live as possible in case#she tried to follow us#while doing so my sis sent a condescending message telling me my datemate is an ass because he supposedly had an attitude with my mom before#we left. my sis just misinterpreted his tone. but my datemate saw the text and it pissed him off because my sis always does this shit#overracts or reads into what he says even when he doesn't mean any harm#so then he started talking about being done with it and wanting to leave. reminder I was still having a panic attack and in full flight mode#so hearing him talking about leaving made me spiral and I walked away from him and went really far in another direction while crying#and then we started fighting over telegram after I didn't answer his ph9ne call (it was an accident tho#I was trying to check my phone to se if he'd messaged me but as I pressed my power button he started calling n it turned my screen off#instead of on like I wanted)#we did make up tho its all good we went hoke together and cuddled it out#but while doing so I misplaced my glasses. I have absolutely no idea where in my apartment they are. I've checked everywhere#last place I saw them was on the bed. but we checked behind everything and under the bed. they are MIA#so yeah thats my day so far#sucks#Im exhausted#I might call out of work tomorrow but idk. I doubt I actually will#but after today I feel like I need a day off from my day off lol#sam's rants about life
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lillybean730 · 10 months
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im so tired man
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zentraex · 2 months
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Summary: You made a lot mistakes in your new job, but do you regret them? Nope, not a bit. But who can blame you for it? If you wouldn't have done them, you never would have met this pretty boy.
Remember: German Grammar is a lot different then English grammar. I apologize for any mistakes.
Pairing: Francis Mosses (doppelganger) x gn! Reader
(A/N): I usually write for mha, but this men dominates my fyp on TikTok and I can't stop grinning like an idiot about all this fanarts. My men is just too attractive for his own good. Nevertheless, Tumblr has too few fanfictions for him, so I had to do it myself. Still, I am not that proud about how it turned out. It certainly sounded better in my head, but I don't care. One shitty fanficion is better than none.
Art by @asteriscks on TikTok
This game is not mine, but Ignacio Alvarado. I also used phrases from the game.
Mistakes? Yes, but no regrets.
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It's been a week since you started working for D.D.D as a doorman. 
You can remember your first day so well, it could have been yesterday. 
Well... probably because your life is constantly at stake. 
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It started with a mistake that you ended up here. It was completely unexpected since you always made sure, that you sent your rent to the right account. 
Surely no one can blame you for a small typo, right?
Well, your landlord, who kept pounding on your door until you woke up, surely did.
"What?" you asked, annoyed, as you opened the door.
"When do you plan to finally pay your bill? The date has already been overdue for two weeks!" he complains. 
What?
"Sorry, but I've already transferred my money to you."
"Well, I didn't get anything. Do you still have the receipt for the transfer?"
"No..."
You already knew what that meant: double payment.
"Look, today, I'll transfer it to your account again, okay? If it doesn't work this time, it's not my fault."
You were about to close the door, but your landlord had other plans when he held the door open with his foot.
 "No no no. You will give me the money now. I don’t trust you. Why would you transfer it to me today, when it should have happened two weeks ago. You will give it to me now."
Your eyes widened. 
Now?
"But I don't have that much money in my hand? Who's got that?"
"Then I'll have to kick you out for now. But don't worry, no one is going to buy an apartment here anytime soon, so you can move right back in as soon as you give me the money."
Staring stunned at his smiling face you could have sworn you were about to hit him. 
"The keys?" 
With watery eyes, you grabbed your keys, placed them in his outstretched hand, and frowned.
What kind of person had such sharp fingernails as he does?  
You were sure that he could definitely have stabbed someone with them.
Thank God, I didn't hit him. 
"When do you plan to give me the money? I've heard that all banks closed today. Some kind of holiday among them, I've heard."
What!?
How were you going to get through the day today? You intentionally left everything in your apartment since you were so sure that you could have given the money to your landlord in a matter of minutes. 
"You’re telling me this now!?"
"If you had paid, you wouldn’t need to know." 
That filthy bastard.
No matter how angry you were at that moment, your panic was overweighting.  
What were you going to do now? 
Shit.
"Man, I really wouldn't want to be in your situation...", the landlord murmured.
Fuck the nails- This guy deserves a punch.
Just as you raised your fist, he speaks again.
"But maybe we can agree on something.
Then you stopped. 
"The D.D.D., which is responsible for the safety of all residents in this area, is looking for doormans. Ours has recently...quitted, which is why we are urgently looking for one. They pay three times the amount of your rent in a week. If you take the job, I can overlook your sloppiness this time."
Three times your rent? In a week? And for what? To sit there and check a few documents. You'd be crazy not to take the offer! 
"Okay. I'll do it. Where can I apply?"
"Don't worry, I'll sort it out for you. Tomorrow, you can start”
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Looking back, it should have been clear to you that something was wrong. Starting with the sudden his sudden threat, the fingernails and this stupid story about the holiday of the banks. 
Maybe it was just because you were too panicked at that moment to think rationally.
But let’s be true here: when are you thinking rationally? If you did, you would certainly have quitted after your first day.
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"Welcome and congratulations on your new job."
After watching the short video, a man in the yellow suit came to your window. You are so shocked that you can’t even answer.
I'm going to die today!
After all, you know it yourself: you're too gullible for the job. There's no chance you'll unmask a doppelganger who copies someone well.
“As you could see on the introductory film, your job is to verify the entry of the neighbors of your building. Each day there will be a list of individuals who will request entry to the building. It is possible that there are individuals who request entry and aren’t on the list. In which case you will mark on the checklist that they are not on the list and proceed to question the individual. Also, you must verify that the ID and the entry reqest are correct and have the respective D.D.D. logo. Don’t forget to also check the expiration on the IDs. Remember it’s Febuary 1955."
Your gaze wanders to the note that was stuck to the wall. 
Arnold Schmicht F02 – 01
Anastacha Mikaelys F02 – 04
Robertsky Peachman F01 – 02
Steven Rudboys F03 – 03 
Mia Stone F03 – 01
Rafttellyn Cappuccin F03 – 04
Admittedly, you don't know any of your neighbors, neither by character nor really by sight. You were never the type to care about your neighbors. 
"I wish you good luck."
C’mon Reader, be like Henry…
But better.
The first inhabitant was Mia Stone and you already started to sweat.
"Good evening."
Was she real? Was she a doppelganger? 
With shaky hands, you reached for her ID and entry pass, only to find that everything was fine. She was also on today's list and her appearance doesn't show any deviations either, right?
Just to be sure, you looked into the folder that described her appearance: 
Long hair
Small round nose
She has freckles
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...
...
Freckles?
Your eyes wandered again to the woman in front of you, who was waiting patiently behind the window. 
You narrowed your eyes a little and leaned forward to get a better view of her.
No matter how long you stared at her, you didn't see them, her freckles. 
"You look different...", you murmur after a while.
"What's wrong with my appearance? I think everything is fine with my appearance."
Her photo on her ID and Entry Pass both have no freckles. 
Perhaps a mistake on the part of the D.D.D.? 
You're about to press the green button, but then you see her grinning slightly out of the corner of your eye. 
Shit. 
She almost had you. You're really not made for this job.
Your hand slammed hard against the red button, causing the siren to blare and the metal window to crash down. 
"3312," you murmur to yourself.
"You have contacted the D.D.D.. A group of agents has been sent to your building. Please wait for the cleaning protocol to run."
Cleaning protocol? 
What happens to those who were cleaned? They certainly won't be killed, will they? 
What if they will?
What if your judgment was wrong?
What if...
Your thoughts were interrupted as the siren fell silent and the metal window went up, only to reveal the yellow man.
"Cleaning protocol completed. You can continue your job."
It took a while until someone finally came again. 
This time, your heart was pounding faster. Significantly faster. And this time, you can't even say for sure that it's all out of fear. 
Milkman...
You definitely can't deny it: he's probably one of the most attractive men you've ever seen. 
You don't even have to look at today's checklist to tell he's not on it – a face like his would have caught your eye right away. 
"Francis Mosses, huh?" you murmured to yourself as you looked at his ID. "You're not on today's list."
"I’m not on today’s list because I had to leave due to an emergency."
Long nose
Thin chin
Tired eyes
Short hair
Wears a hat
It all fit. The only thing left now was a call. 
Just as you began to spin the wheel of the phone, he said, "You're new here, aren't you? I've never seen you here before."
"Yes, today is my first day."
"Must be hard, huh? I've heard that more and more doppelgangers are appearing and they are becoming more and more error-free. It would be a shame if such a pretty face as yours were to disappear forever."
Your cheeks turn red and suddenly you feel shyer than you actually are.
"B-But your job has to be hard as well. I didn't think that being a milkman would rob you so much sleep."
Francis smiles a little. So little that you almost didn't see it at all.
"It's not. I just stay up for a very long time. If you like, I can bring you some milk sometime. It's refreshing, calms the nerves."
You bite your lip slightly when you have to refrain from a question.
What milk do you mean exactly?
My God, why were you just such a sucker for handsome men?
"I'd be delighted, Francis."
You talked to him for a while and you quickly forgot that you were actually going to call someone. 
"I'd like to talk to you more, but I don't want to stop you from your work. I'll see you tomorrow, right, Reader?"
And you quickly forgot that you never told him your name. 
You pressed the green button.
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"Shh," whispered the voice of Francis next to your ear. 
It was your third day, your third time to change shift.
Well, it usually would have been.
Your vision and mouth were blocked by the bloody hands of the doppelganger who claimed to be Francis.
He had killed the doorman, that should have taken over your shift.
You had to admit, that you were more than inconsiderate. After all, you didn't ask for his entry pass, nor the reason why he wasn't on today's list.  
"I'll let you go now, yeah? No wrong move, okay?"
He laughed softly as he released his hands from you and turned your chair, so you were facing him. 
"We don't want to hurt you, do we, Reader?"
The sentence shouldn't have given you hope, because after all, you were more than sure that you were going to die one way or another.
Maybe you should have shown a little resistance. For your honor, but....
Oh?
He is so close to you that you can practically feel his body heat. Or was it your own? Your face, despite your situation, was burning. 
Even though he said he was letting you go, his hands ran over your body and you couldn't deny that it did something to you. 
Were you so shameful?
"Actually, I wanted to wait, but I couldn't take it anymore.  I've been patient long enough, haven't I? It was so much work for me, to let you get this job."
You didn't know what to say. Honestly, you didn't know if you would even be able to answer him. 
His breath touched your throat as he spoke, "I think I deserve this, don't I? What do you say, Reader? Do I deserve my reward?”
If you were going to die anyway, why not enjoy the last few minutes?
Regardless of whether he was a doppelganger, he had lived up to his title as "Mlikman" that night.
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"You killed the real Francis Mosses?" you asked the next day. 
Francis grins, almost so much so that his real form was threatening to show itself.
"Yes, of course. What would have happened if he had come before me? You would have sent the D.D.D. after me."
Well, he had a point, huh?
No matter how wrong it was, you were glad it didn't come to that. 
You didn't know the real Francis Mosses. That's probably why his death was so insignificant to you.
"Have you killed more people?"
"Just more doppelgangers you let through."
Your eyes widened. 
You were so sure you caught them all. The false success was the reason why you didn't quit…well, it was one of the reasons.
"How many have I let through?"
Francis just continues to wear his smirk as he gives you a kiss on the forehead.
"Don't rack your pretty head over it, okay?"
You just nod, smiling.
"Are you going to kill others...?
You don't know why you added your next question. Probably because you wanted to feel special. 
"Would you kill for me?"
"Hooooonn"
When you turn your gaze to his face, two white pupils stared at you and his grin is inhumanly wide and black. 
You don't know if it's joyful or sadistic, but it definitely made you feel special.
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Looking back, you made more than a few mistakes. 
But honestly? 
You don't regret a single one of them. After all, all of them have led to an all-too-familiar knock on your window.
When you look up, he waves, the milkman. 
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