worst couple in the world
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blond Tim and also Evelyn
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Patrick laying in bed with Evelyn, staring up at the ceiling, deep in thought: Evelyn, do you ever stay awake at night thinking about something that’s bothering you?
Evelyn, who is tired and most likely half asleep: Well, I don’t think much about such Patty, but maybe. Depends really.
Patrick: Do you think about how Tim is a natural blonde?
Evelyn: Um.. not to the point it’s keeping me up at night, no?
Patrick: Well I do.
Evelyn: Don’t think too much about it sweetie, if it’s keeping you up at night - Patty you need your sleep.
With that, Evelyn let’s out a short yawn before drifting to sleep. Patrick, on the other hand, stays awake thinking about the fact his coworker is a natural blonde. He is stumped. Curious. Intrigued.
Undoubtedly, Patrick stayed up more so then he thought he would. A blonde Timothy haunts his mind at work.
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i think patrick would be. tim price's number 1 defender
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Patrick and Evelyn charms available HERE !! :]
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If Patrick Bateman was a woman he would still like women the Yuri gods told me
The yuri gods are correct
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