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fantasiasodapop · 1 year
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Glitch Kisses
Okay, glitch kisses.
Neither Error nor Blue really have had much... romantic interaction--glitch's pain and haphephobia and all--so when they do finally get comfortable enough with another person, they kind of only know what they've seen on TV which won't work because they don't have lips, only bone.
What they do know is that usually, tongues are involved somehow.
Hence why the first time Nightmare agrees to let one of them kiss him, he is sincerely confused when a set of five tentacle tongues flick over his face.
They do the snake's tongue flick with their tongues over his teeth and he very sincerely perplexed.
Nightmare: Surely... Surely this is a glitch thing. Error: Are we doing this right? Blue: Well he isn't mad! I say we go for it.
Blue: You... You taste really good, Nightmare. Nightmare: ... Thank you? Error: He tastes sweet and floral. Blue: Mhm. I like it. Nightmare: ... I'm just gonna take it as a compliment.
Of course, Nightmare has his own weird habits such as his blooming season (a story for another time), so he just assumes this is a glitch custom that he didn't know about and goes along with it.
No one says anything until Geno does.
Blue: Morning, Nighty. *licks face* Nightmare: Morning, Blue. Error: I want some. *licks face* Geno: across the table ... What the hell are you two doing? Nightmare: Wait, is this not normal? Geno: ... Noooooo? Why would this be a thing? Nightmare: I don't know, there are cultural differences between me and normal skeletons, why not glitches? Geno: What cultural differences--Do you mean to tell me you think this is normal for glitches?! Nightmare, what culture would they have even gotten that from?! I get you don't know where Error came from, but Blue’s from Underswap! Nightmare: But... But I thought I was doing this right— Geno: No one licks other peoples' faces, you three!
Geno is unfortunately the only other glitch that they talk to on a regular basis and he only has one tongue, so he certainly does not do this. He's the only one in the Glitch-Parasite family that doesn't have the extra tongues.
This gets even worse when Dream finds out.
Dream: Are you... LICKING my brother?! Blue! Blue: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO KISS AND ERROR DID IT FIRST AND NIGHTMARE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING SO I JUST WENT WITH IT! Dream: Error! Error: I DON'T KNOW HOW SKELETONS KISS! I'VE NEVER KISSED BEFORE! I PANICKED! Nightmare: More importantly HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE? Ink: Aww, last time I licked a person they screamed at me! *pouts* Error: It's because you don't have the extra tongues, Squid. *sticks out said tongues* Ink: ... *snaps his fingers* I can probably fix that. Dream: INK DON'T YOU DARE.
Thus Ink became envious of the glitches for their tongues, and Error and Starberror/Blueberry learned that licking people is only okay if you love them.
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sunnymainecoonx · 9 months
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Been playing sky lately so
Anyways, these designs and drawings are very wonky aslo including the fact the originality of each design is stupidly unbalanced
IF I make an actual AU for this I will definitely change the designs but y'all have this for now
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Could I ask for either a poly or love triangle with the DreamTale twins? They’re my comfort characters and I’m not doing too well emotionally recently. Love what I’ve read of your work! Have a good day! <3
Nightmare Sans and Dream Sans Love Triangle Headcanons, Ink and Error Love Triangle, Underfell Sans and Underswap Sans Love Triangle
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A/N: Hello there @artsyfangirl! I hope you do not mind that I am adding Fell and Blueberry as well as Ink and Error. Just take it as a bonus for you since you don't really have a good day!
Warning: Cursing from Fell
Gender: Neutral
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Nightmare Sans and Dream Sans
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Almost impossible because the two of them are different and we cannot forget that Dream Sans and Nightmare Sans would always fight with each other as Nightmare is the leader of Bad Sanses and Dream Sans is the leader of Star Sanses.
It is like a war because the two of them are going to end up fighting with each other despite the war between the Bad Sanses and the Star Sanses ended many years ago but it's not as aggressive between Ink and Error Sans
Dream Sans going to steal your attention by trying to make you laugh with his silly antics or his stupid but funny jokes as he would talk with you.
He would also try to steal your attention by giving small but meaningful gifts, something like little trinkets, keychains, or maybe a hand-made sweet ( I headcanon that Dream can bake).
And he would also always listen to you talking about anything even though he does not understand. He would try to understand them and give the response that you want but sometimes....it fails.
Unlike Dream, Nightmare is much less obvious when he tries to steal your attention away from Dream Sans. He would secretly tell you about all the bad things Dream did.
When Dream is not around, he keeps you in his room and not letting you go out but keeps you around as his tentacles would hold you. Sometimes, his words could make you turn red because he would whisper those 'You look dazzling my dear in this outfit but you look even more amazing if you don't wear them.' (AYO- WHAT THE FUCK)
Trying to impress you by showing you what Dream might not have but he has it (For example, if you love the library. He would allow you to read the books in there and he would be your tutor).
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The stars sparkle under the darkness of the sky and two creatures stand together to see all of the stars since the stars shine the brightest at twelve at midnight. A skeleton with a golden cape and light blue jacket standing close next to his crush. They/he/she has (H/C) hair colour with (H/L) hair length with a pair of mesmerizing (E/C) eye colours and (S/C) skin colour.
Using his powers and the staff he always brought around, he created a portal into the Outertale Universe, a place where the stars were brighter than ever, and dreams seemed to come to life. (Y/N) was completely captivated by the mesmerizing beauty of the Outertale Universe. The stars twinkled with an enchanting light, and the whole place exuded a sense of peace.
On the other realm were a pair of cyan eyes seeing the sight from the crystal ball. A skeleton with tentacles and goopy slime all over him watched his brother being romantic to (Y/N) from the shadows, jealousy brewing within him as he saw Dream Sans and (Y/N) together in the Outertale Universe.
It did not take much time for a dark and swirling portal to appear far away from where Dream Sans and (Y/N) stood together to enjoy the sight of the stars, and ominous black tentacles emerged. They snaked towards you, reaching out like a rubber band and wrapping around (Y/N).
The cold sensation around the waist made (Y/N) (L/N) gasps in aghast, horror, and surprise. It was tight enough so you could not escape from the grip but it was not hard enough to hurt you in any way since he did not want you to get hurt. Nightmare Sans, who had been lurking in the shadows, had seized this opportunity to snatch you away from Dream Sans
Dream Sans was taken aback, a mixture of shock and horror painted across his usually cheerful face. In the blink of an eye, the person with (H/C) hair colour and (S/C) skin colour was taken away from Dream Sans and Outertale, leaving him in a stupor. "Oh no! I should go to Nightmare's castle!" He pulled out the staff from his belt.
On the other side of the world, (Y/N) crosses her/his/their arms together and stares at the goopy skeleton with a black stare. You are clearly not amused by his little stunt. "What are you looking at, don't give me that look," Nightmare Sans rolls his pinpricks. "Really? Suddenly kidnapping me out of nowhere when I was hangout with Dream?" (Y/N) squints her/his/their eyes. "Ughh, what so great about Outertale? I can bring you there every day if you want. I could even bring you to a better place," Nightmare scoffs.
The battle between the two brothers raged on, neither willing to back down as they wanted your attention and no one else could have it. . As this pattern continued, (Y/N) grew increasingly not amused with Dream Sans and Nightmare Sans constantly kidnapping her/him/them out of nowhere.
The constant fighting between the two skeleton brothers had become more of a burden than a romantic pursuit, and they/she/he wished for a way to break free from this never-ending cycle. "You two really acting like five years old. I'm even more impressed nowadays kids seem to be more mature than you two," (Y/N) mutters.
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Ink Sans and Error Sans
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If the love triangle between Nightmare and Dream Sans is already bad. Ink Sans and Error Sand would be much worse than those two because they would constantly FIGHT for your attention.
It is so bad that sometimes it feels like you could just take a chair and popcorn just to watch the drama between these two because they would fight for anything, not just your attention.
Ink Sans when trying to get your attention is by bringing you to the portal and showing you all of the beautiful Alternate Universes to impress you since he is the protector of Aus.
He would also just steal you away when you have free time to draw together with him. Sometimes, he would throw bits of compliments on your drawing, even if it was bad. He just likes your creativity.
He would also try to create something out of his paintbrush, small gifts maybe something adorable such as plushies and giving it to you to make you happy.
Error Sans is not as romantic as Ink Sans sadly so he had difficulty stealing your attention but I can see that he would bring you to some beautiful AUS despite him being an AU's destroyer, to watch the star.
Protects you from the other skeletons surprisingly and not letting anyone touch you, especially Ink Sans as he glares at the protector of AU's since he knows Ink also has a crush on you.
Also, he's a bit of a bully. To get your attention, he would make fun of you and give you tons or ridiculous nicknames just to piss you off and he's always amused each time you react to him.
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On the small beanbag inside of the living room, a person with (H/C) hair colour with (H/L) hair length and a pair of (E/C) eye colour as well as (S/C) skin colour sitting on it with books sprawled around the small chair. (Y/N) had been enjoying a peaceful afternoon, nestled comfortably in the bean bag. Their/her/his eyes scan every word of the book.
The room was bathed in the soft glow of the setting sun, the perfect ambience for your novel. You had just begun to immerse yourself in the world of words when, out of nowhere, a mysterious portal appeared in the corner of the room. The portal was glowing with the colour of the rainbow decorating it.
Startled by the sudden appearance of the portal, (Y/N) dropped their book, their heart racing. From the portal emerged the skeleton with a spot of ink on his cheek, a giant paintbrush on his back and a giant brown cape draped on his back. The protector of the multiverse as he would protect the universes from certain skeletons.
"Hey (Y/N)!" Ink said cheerfully, a wide smile on his face. "What are you doing?" "I was just reading, Ink. What's going on?" Still, a bit bewildered by the unexpected visit, (Y/N) stammered to Ink Sans. "Well, I had this idea for some collaborative drawing, and I thought, who better to join me than you? We could create something amazing together!" Ink's pinpricks twinkled in excitement.
(Y/N) was initially hesitant because the books that you had been reading had not finished and it was in the chapter where the main character faced their rival. But the idea of spending time drawing and the thought about the possibility of creating art together with Ink sounded fun too. "Sure, why not? Let's go," (Y/N) agreed with a smile.
With a bright smile, Ink Sans gestured for (Y/N) to follow him back through the portal and leave behind the book that (Y/N) still had not finished. But all of that excitement was gone as (Y/N) and Ink went inside the portal. Unsurprisingly, there is another guest who was not invited by Ink. "Oh no....you gotta be kidding me," Ink sighs.
The skeleton stepped off from the strings once he saw Ink and (Y/N) on the ground. The familiar black skeleton with a black coat, blue hood and black slippers strutted up to both Ink Sans and (Y/N). "iT HaS BeEn SuCh a LonG Time Isn'T it? bUddY?" A smug smile spread across his face. "Error, Leave us alone. You had already spent time with (Y/N) yesterday. Today is my turn," Ink Sans rolls his pinpricks. "NaAh. I Don't ThiNK sO," Another portal appears behind him.
Ink Sans quickly took the giant paintbrush from his back so he could create a shield for you but he was too late because the strings were wrapped on every one of your limbs. Error Sans created another portal of his own and, with (Y/N) wrapped on his strings, stepped into it, disappearing from Ink's realm.
You couldn't help but let out a sigh of frustration. Turning to Error Sans, he was smirking and holding you as if you were his captive. "Error, you know we spent time together yesterday. You could have given Ink a chance. This isn't fair to him," you scold him,your irritation was evident in your tone.
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Underfell Sans and Underswap Sans
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A love triangle between Underfell Sans, You, and Underswap Sans might be a little ridiculous because it feels like you are taking care of a skeleton that acts like a golden retriever and also some kind of skeleton that acts like an emo with anger issues.
The other one is going to bully you just to get your attention and just to see your reaction and the other one is trying to hog all of your attention and will follow you everywhere.
Underswap Sans can be a little bit of an attention seeker because he would try to make tacos ( and end up burning all of them or using the wrong condiment and creating something inedible).
If you are busy, would give you that sad look on you before begging you to hang out with him and when Underfell was too late to ask you, he would secretly smirk.
He actually knows that he does look innocent and cute despite he hate of getting called cute but when Fell was angry at him and you saw him. He will use his cuteness to get you on his side.
Underfell Sans can be a bully just like Error Sans but a little bit worse because he won't just be calling you ridiculous names. He would make you dress up for a deal, make you watch a scary movie, and be a menace.
Not surprisingly he would bring you to Grillby's bar to hang out with you and surprisingly he asked Grilly to help him out. Even though, he would end up having more tabs. He would pay for your meals and drinks as he wants you to taste the monster food too.
Underfell Sans also steals your attention by playing games together with you. I believe he knows many great games and he always invites you to play a multiplayer game with him.
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The temperature of the kitchen is rising as the sun goes up in the middle of the day, a person with luscious (H/C) hair and striking (E/C) eyes sat in the kitchen, typing away on your computer. The soft glow of her screencast a warm, amber hue across your face, illuminating the (E/C) eye colours.
It had been a long day, and they/she/he was racing against the clock to finish the mountain of files that had been assigned to her/him/them by the old-bladed head manager. But it won't stop nature from doing its job as (Y/N)'s stomach chooses this inopportune moment to growl with hunger.
You could not help but let out a quiet sigh, torn between your desire for food or the commitment to completing the tasks that had piled up. (Y/N) knew that they/she/he couldn't afford to lose any more time, but the rumbling stomach seemed to have other plans. With a heavy heart, (Y/N) decided to take a brief break.
She/he/they stood up from the chair and stretched their/her/his tired limbs and (Y/N) knew a hungry tummy would only distract the process of working and finishing the papers. In the fridge, you found some leftover chicken and colourful bell peppers. It was the perfect opportunity to whip up something quick and satisfying.
Before (Y/N) could make something, you could hear someone scream, "Mwehehehee! The magnificent blue is here!" Startled, (Y/N) turns around to see Underswap Sans. "Oh, hey Blue. Do you need anything?" (Y/N) tilts their/her/his head a little bit in curiosity. "Human! I heard your stomach grumbling! It was quite loud, human! how 'bout I whip up some tasty tacos for you??" The skeleton asks.
(Y/N) couldn't help but glance up at the ceiling, remembering that the Jolly Skeleton wasn't the best cook. His previous attempt at making tacos had been a disaster, he managed to burn them, and then, in a whimsical attempt to salvage the situation, he had sprinkled glitter on the charred mess. (Y/N) had tried to be polite and take a bite, but it had been quite a horrible mistake.
As (Y/N) hesitated, contemplating whether to accept his offer or not, the door to the kitchen from the living room was suddenly slammed open, causing both Underswap Sans and (Y/N) to jump in surprise. Standing in the doorway was Underfell Sans. "Oi, loser, You said you're hungry? Why don't we get some grillby on the corner? The dumb baby tacos aren't edible for your intestine," Underfell Sans grumbled as he glanced at Underswap Sans.
(Y/N) felt relieved as Underfell Sans gave a solution or an easy way out of the situation. You didn't want to hurt Underswap Sans's feelings, but you also didn't want to endure another round of eating burnt glittery tacos. (Y/N) turned to Underswap Sans and gave him a grateful smile. "Thanks for the offer, Sans, but I think I'll go with Underfell Sans this time. I'm craving for French fries," You told him. "B-but those are unhealthy! They have so much grease!" Underswap Sans said.
Underswap Sans couldn't hide the disappointment that washed over him when (Y/N) rejected his offer. He let out a resigned sigh and watched as Underfell Sans escorted (Y/N) out of the kitchen. There was a pang of sadness in his eye sockets before his eyes shifted to Underfell Sans who silently glared at him, puffing his cheeks altogether.
He turned to look at Underfell, who was secretly smirking at him. Underfell was well aware that he had managed to steal (Y/N)'s attention away, and the competitive edge between the two skeletons continued to burn.
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cakesmelons · 1 year
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I decided to draw a fun scenario for some of my first fav sans ships
I understand my handwriting is shit so, transcript :
N : “Neither of you are allowed to fall for star sanses”
H : “Nightmare! I fell for someone not a star sans!” (L : “Horror wtf)
N : “ No Horror! He’s WORSE!”
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sleepygenie-o · 1 year
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I just got dragged.
For context, I got dragged back into my UT phase after playing Deltatraveller
..whoops.
No impostor au for this one, and trust me with Season of Aurora and Shattering rn, I'm thinking of a post for it since we just got introduced to GOD/DESS rn in that season (Aurora)
Chrs mentioned: Genshin chrs (all are unidentified), Ink sans, mention of Dream sans, mention of Nightmare sans, mention of Blueberry (Underswap sans), mention of Error sans
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Okay imagine this again, just like a very old UT post I made about underverse. (I need to link it but it's pretty hard to find sadly, I'll link it when I get on laptop hopefully)
You are a human who has supernatural abilities and is self aware of the aus. You don't need people like ink or Nightmare to get you to other universes. (think of this as a reverse Isekai, again.)
You are peacefully playing Genshin, as you usually do now that things have died down.
only for the screen to start glowing even more, just a blinding white that makes you drop the phone. Ink is rushing in to check on you only to see you bat-sh!t terrified of some people from your game springing from the phone and into the doodle sphere
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You both didn't attack them, no, definitely not! Those ink stains and cuts weren't caused by you and Ink panicking, no no! (It was. Error is about to whoop both your a$$es)
After a long, long explanation, you stare at the acolytes in shock.
How else do you react to your favorite characters from your favorite game jump out of your phone! And proceed to tell you that you're GOD.
Infront of someone who is technically a GOD.
... you know, that therapy with Dream is sounding great. Maybe you and Ink are gonna need it.
You'll tell Blue that you'll be late to training this time. At least you'll avoid his cooking.
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uziandn2025 · 7 months
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SANS AU SHIP TIER LIST
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No hate
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h0w4m1h3r3 · 2 years
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Yay intro
I'm self insert/reader insert trash let's gooooooooooooooo
I'll do oneshots, 'how would _ react if' and HCs with the multiverse skeles :D request anything as I have a lot of time recovering from surgery and summer break and stuff, so just pop into my Requests/asks to request/ask anything!
Hnhhhhhhhggggg so many tags to think of-
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pashminalamb · 2 years
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𝔹𝕃𝕌𝔼 𝕃𝕆ℂ𝕂 𝕋ℍ𝕀ℝ𝕊𝕋 𝕋𝕎𝔼𝔼𝕋𝕊
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ଘ Pairings : None.
ଘ Starring : Isagi Yoichi, Itoshi Rin, Shidou Ryusei, Kunigami Rensuke
ଘ They are 24, and they play for professional teams.
ଘ Warnings : NSFW, mature + crack
ଘ Note : I was going to write more, but I'll save that for part 2. When will it be out? Maybe sometime this week.
Been playing around with this idea to get out of a writer's block.
ଘ WC : 1.8k
As always, if I find any errors while re - reading, I'll make sure to edit it.
Comments, reblogs and likes are very much apprecitated !! <3
ଘ Do not copy, repost, translate or edit my work.
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ʚ ɞ Isagi Yoichi : 
“I'm Isagi Yoichi from Bastard Munchen, and today I’m going to be reading thirst tweets. I’ve seen celebrities do this… didn’t know I was going to be doing this today.” Isagi said, scratching his cheek slightly. 
Reaching into the bucket, he picked out a chit. 
“Get yourself a man who looks at you the way Isagi stares at the field” 
“I do have to analyze the field before making any moves. Football is not just a sport about the ball, it depends on strategy as well.” 
“The cameraman and I can agree that Isagi’s ass is cake.” 
“Cake?” Isagi asked, confused. “It means a well figured rear.” one of the  crew members said, causing Isagi to go wide eyed, a blush spreading through his cheeks. 
“W-Well, I did workout at the gym and trained on the field along with diet control. I’ll probably do more story updates on what I eat during the day and night on my instagram.” he replied with an awkward smile. 
“I like how Isagi is like a cute blueberry muffin I’d like to wrap in my blanket, but the moment he has his hair up, I am ready to ride him.” 
*silence* 
“I uhm… that is quite interesting… but the only one I’d allow to ride me is my partner.” he said, clearing his throat. “Pretty sure, my mom is watching and recording this.” 
“Isagi in a suit with those thick thighs. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.” 
“That was a rather short talk, but the pants for that suit had to be redone so many times. It was a nightmare.” he sighed. 
“Isagi could take me on the field any day and all I would say is ‘thank you sir.’ “ 
“If you want to play football, let’s schedule a match with time and place. I’ll be there.” he said, pointing at the camera with a smile. 
“If Isagi kicked me like a football, I’d ask him to do it over and over again.” 
“I’m not so sure about that.” he answered with an awkward chuckle. “The studs on my shoe are used to dig into the ground… Can’t begin to imagine the damage it would do to a person’s face.” 
“If I were to ever shake hands with Isagi, I would never wash my hands.” “Rather unhygienic, but very tame compared to the previous tweets.” he said with a smile. 
“My ideal weight is Isagi on top of me.”
“Pretty sure I am more heavy and bulky than I look.” he chuckled, crumpling the paper and tossing it to the side. 
“That was all?” he asked, peering into the empty mug that had chits. 
“Yeah.” the crewmen answered. 
“It’s been… entertaining to do this. I am Isagi Yoichi, and these were thirst tweets.” 
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ʚ ɞ Itoshi Rin : 
“What is this?” Rin asked, taking the bucket. 
“There are folded chits inside, you have to open them and read.” the cameraman said. 
“I see,” he replied. 
“This is Itoshi Rin from France P-X-G, and I will be reading your thirst tweets.” he said with a frustrated sigh, reaching into the mug. 
“It never ceases to amaze me that Itsohi Rin can look so flawless yet fuckable.”
“An indirect alliteration in English I suppose? If my stylist didn’t do the job right, he would’ve been fired by now.” he replied, reaching into the  mug to open another chit.
“Itoshi Rin is all it takes to become wet down under.” 
“You get tempted with a name? Pathetic.” he said, crumpling the paper, throwing it behind him. 
“Itoshi Rin could slam me into a wall and whisper the dirtiest things in my ear and I would beg for more.” 
“I am not a fan of scandals. The only thing I will slam into a goal is a ball.” he replied. “Seriously, what is wrong with people?” 
“Itoshi Rin can degrade me till I’m nothing but trash, it’s the only validation I need.” 
“The only validation you need is your birth certificate and citizenship documents,” he answered. 
“I’d be happy to be choked to death by the sexy, veiny hands of Itoshi Rin.” 
“It would end up being a lawsuit and my lawyer had other important matters to attend to, and neither do I want to.” he sighed, eyebrows pinched while crumpling the paper. 
“Itoshi rin is good at insults, might have a thing for humiliation.” 
“Disgusting.” he said, face contorting into a deep snarl with a frown. 
“Itoshi Rin makes me want to learn Yoga. Can he teach me to bend in more ways than one? It would be helpful for future dates.” “I told Matteo to not take pictures for my account, but obviously the fool didn’t listen. Link to my yoga instructor’s  account can be found in the post on my social media. Use that as a reference and leave me alone.” Rin said, throwing the paper behind him. 
“I like sunsets, what I’d love is to watch you go down.” 
“What is this. Wasting your vocabulary skills to type out meaningless flirts rather than actually using it in the corporate world.” Itoshi said, shaking his head. 
“It is illegal for a man to look that gorgeous. Can’t deny it, we’d make pretty babies.” 
“Fantasy. Shameful that you won’t be having that.” he said with a tiny smirk, folding the paper in one hand and throwing it beside him. 
“Itoshi Rin with his tongue hanging out is all I have to think of for release.” 
“Maybe Nii chan was right about it being a bad habit.” Rin muttered. 
“There are so many… I can’t do any more of this. It’ll trigger a migraine and I have a meeting after.” Rin said, setting the mug down. 
“Hope to see some of you filths in the stands in June. This has been Itoshi Rin, reading thirst tweets.” 
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ʚ ɞ Shidou Ryusei :
“Oooh!! Puppies!!” Ryusei exclaimed, running towards the said object of excitement. “We had no choice but to get them right?” the cameraman muttered to the crewman. 
“It’s better to balance something cute and innocent with his… spontaneous personality.” the crewman answered, pushing his glasses up. 
“And… we’re rolling.” 
“I’m Shidou Ryusei from Real drid and I will be doing thirst tweets.” Shidou said, reaching into the mug with chits. 
“Shidou Ryusei is feral. I actually dig that.” 
“Really? The amount of criticism I got for that is actually insane. But… good to know I guess.” he said with a shrug, crumpling the paper and putting it aside. 
“Choke me with those thighs, Daddy.” 
“Choke you!!” he exclaimed, laughing while rubbing the chin of a puppy in his lap. “Nah, don’t want to have trouble with the law.” he said, throwing the paper to the side. 
“Shidou Ryusei gives off big dick energy. I guarantee I can make it fit.” 
“Woah.” he said with his eyes bulging out, laughing. “That is some… creativity. I like it.”
“Shidou Ryusei can smash my ass in and I would bend over to say ‘Spank me daddy.’” even more.” 
“Red card for violence.” Shidou hollered, the puppy in his lap barking. “Little guy here agrees with me too.” 
“The things I would let Shidou Ryusei do to me.” 
“The sentence is incomplete, but the picture gets across.” Ryusei said with his tongue sticking out. 
“Shidou Ryusei can read chemicals and I’d take it as dirty talking.” 
“Hm… Chemistry isn’t my thing, since I got scouted right after high school and began my professional career. Maybe some chemicals here and there I could recognize, but not the real actual name.” Ryusei said, crumpling the slip of paper. 
“If Shidou Ryusei was a god, I’d be his daily worshiper.” 
“Make sure to bring Yukhoe and Chainsaw man as offerings.” he said with a smile, giving the puppy belly rubs. “This one was relatively tame, wasn’t it.” 
“Shidou Ryusei can sit on my face and suffocate me.” 
“You guys are really violent today when I’m usually the one that’s told that.” he said, pointing at the camera while a puppy licked his face. 
“It’s illegal that Ryusei lets his sweat drip on the grass and floor when it should be bottled water.” 
“Isn’t that too much salt? Maybe I should take up this idea with Anri chan” he said, showing a toothy smile, spreading his legs out on the floor. With one of the puppies dragging the mug away from him, he looks into the camera. 
“My manager says that’s all for today, folks. This has been Shidou Ryusei, reading your thirst tweets.” 
“Woof!” 
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ʚ ɞ Kunigami Rensuke : 
“And what do I have to do with these slips of paper?” the amber haired man asked, eyes filled with curiosity. 
“You just have to read those.” the crewman said. 
“Okay… uh. This is Kunigami Rensuke from Bastard Munchen and I’m going to be reading thirst tweets.” 
“It should be illegal for Kunigami to have an ass shown live for free.” 
“Getting right off the bat aren’t we. Is my ass filmed so much that the ball I’m taking in the front is out of the picture?” he asked, squinting his eyebrows. 
“Kunigami can break my back like a glow stick.” 
“Why do you want to get hurt?” he asked, scrunching his eyebrows, throwing the slip of paper behind him. 
“Watching Kunigami’s muscles shouldn’t be for free.” 
“It was ‘cause of the shot in the locker room wasn’t it? Should’ve told Noa to not let the press in there.” he said with a chuckle, throwing the slip of paper away. 
“I would sell my house to just touch or if I’m lucky spank Kunigami’s ass.” 
“Uhm…” he swallowed, staring at the paper. “The internet is a scary place.” 
“Kunigami can pound me with his left knee and I would still be begging for more.” 
“You guys are really wild huh… “ he said, shaking his head, tossing the crumpled ball of paper. 
“If I were to die, the last meal I beg to have is Kunigami’s ass.” 
“Why is everyone after my ass?!” Kunigami exclaimed, covering his face with his palm. 
“I’d happily buy Kunigami’s bathwater.” 
“Is this from the instagram post that Isagi and Bachira made while we were in the onsen?” Rensuke asked, eyebrows pinching. “Bathwater? Can’t guarantee what you’ll do with it, but since you’re freaks, I’ll leave it to you.” he added with a chuckle. 
“The things I imagine Kunigami would do to me if he tied me up with his sweaty jersey.” 
“Actually, we can’t take our jerseys off. It would be a yellow card.” He said with a straight face, tossing the paper away. 
“The only way I would learn is by being spanked into submission by Kunigami Rensuke.” 
“No comment.” he said, crumpling the paper in his fist with an awkward expression. 
“My doctor filled out a prescription, and the only one that I need is a vitamin D from Kunigami Rensuke.” “I’m not sure which pill to buy you, so I’m not the best person to ask,” he said with a shrug. 
"Well... uh. It's been fun. This was Kunigami Rensuke from Bastard Munchen, reading thirst tweets. Think I need a latte." he said, setting the mug down.
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neverniko101 · 6 months
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hi
Follower count: 224 what is this why are you here who sent you where are you coming from
Blog Rules & Info!
- No NSFW
- I love asks, both roleplay and non-rp! Please only rp with my characters, though, not me/my sona. Also, please specify who asks are to, or I’ll assume they’re to Horror!Dreamtale.
- I only do rp through art ask blogs, not so good with text^^
- For rp, no killing/seriously injuring someone else’s character without explicit permission- we want everyone to have fun!
- I’m a super busy person with a very random posting schedule, srry :,)
- No racism, sexism, ableism, homophobia, LGBTQ+ hate, or general unkindness
- I’m personally not comfortable with dreammare, fontcest, & frans, so none of that on this blog^^
Anyway here’s my list of Undertale AUs
🍂Horror!Dreamtale
Chapter 1: The Kingdom
Sneak peek of Frostbite’s ref >:3
Firefly
Other refsssssss
Beginning
Prologue:
Main post
Origin Comic
Origin Comic 2
NM goes hunting (1/2)
NM cooks dinner (2/2)
ASK BLOG YEAHHH
NM Spooky design
END OF PROLOGUE (1)
END OF PROLOGUE (2)
END OF PROLOGUE (3)
Im not linking every individual ask, but tags are #🍂horror!dreamtale and 🍂horror!dreamtale asks :)
Slay the Princess x Utmv
Beginning
Cross (Curd) ref
Lost in the Deep
Beginning!
Geno & Dream Refs
Krxken!tale (OLD):
Will get remade! Check out the new designs if you have time :)
Chapter 1:
Page 1
Page 2
Page 3
Page 4
Page 5
Page 6
Page 7
Page 8
Designs:
Ink & Error
Killer, Dust, & Horror
Krxken!tale (new):
Evil Steampunk skeles
Chara, Asriel, Flowey
Altitude! (Blueberry/Swap Sans)
Nightmare
Dream
Ink
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ohpliimo · 10 months
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Since the original undertale Naj has pedophilia and teacher x student and stuff, and made by a bad person, I decided to make my own version and redesigns.
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Here’s a redesign and some information of Paperjam, this is the only one I’ve drawn so far. (Im terrible at full bodies sorry).
Here’s some more information on my version:
Muffet is the junior counselor.
Toby fox stays as the principal.
Sans and Grillby stays as the cafeteria staff.
Killer is no longer a student, he is a Special Ed’s teacher and helps run a ‘best buddies’ club.
Nightmare stays as a history teacher.
Gaster stays as the science teacher.
Fell sans and his brother are coaches. (Gymnastics coaches.)
Ink stays as an art teacher.
Nice cream guy give out ice cream and also helps with cooking here and there. Cafeteria staff.
Mettaton stays teaching drama club.
Error now teaches algebra.
Temmie is apart of the cafeteria staff.
Cross is the vice principal.
Asgore stays as the janitor.
Dream stays as the astrology teacher.
Geno stays as an secretary.
Reaper is an freshman counselor.
Goth stays as the librarian.
Cray stays as a school reporter.
Shyren is the chorus teacher.
Cotton is the band teacher.
Toriel is an English teacher.
Fika stays as the sign language teacher.
Sensy is a guard.
Blueberry is the sophomore counselor.
Science teaches biology.
Horror is an janitor as well.
Carrot (Swap papyrus) is an world history teacher.
Gold (fell swap papyrus) is a career exploration teacher.
Disbelief (disbelief papyrus) is the senior counselor.
Palette is a cheerleader coach and also helps run a ‘best buddies’ club.
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As you can see, I added some more characters because we needed more teachers and jobs and all.
Now onto students!
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Paperjam stays as a jock but he is a basketball player and stays as the captain of the sports club.
Fresh stays as a nerd, he works a summer job for the highschool. Painting walls and cleaning and such.
Frisk is a normal student, having decent grades and all.
Cross Chara is somewhat a troublemaker but overall a good student.
Xahji is a good student but not the best grades, she’s apart of the news club.
Swifty has good grades and apart of the news club.
Snazzy has great grades and normal, apart of the best buddies club.
Undyne is a bully but has good grades.
Papyrus has okay grades. (Oh, and he 100% has autism).
Cil is shy, he’s in Fine arts as he has good grades. He’s a baseball player.
Santy, Sam, and Mila are cheerleaders and okay grades.
Quill is apart of a writing club, good gradess.
Godzilla has good grades. in best buddies club.
Catty and Batty have the exact same classes and good grades. Both in best buddies club.
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I will add more students but that’s all I can do since it’s 1 am right now. Goodnight.
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Your Help is so Sugary Sweet
Thoma x Fem!Reader
Summary:   Y/N has never been the best at baking now or ever. But when your very adorable baby cousin asks you to bake cookies, welp time to go to the kitchen. Even though the first round was a struggle it can’t be too bad, especially with some newly acquired help.
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AN: Thank you @milkstore for the confidence boost while I was writing this fic. Also for confirming that this was as funny as I thought it was and for catching an error I had. You are the best!
“Thank you so much for showing up so last minute.” Y/N rushed Thoma inside her home. “My baby cousin signed me up to bring sugar cookies for his class’s bake sale. I told him it was okay. I mean it's just sugar cookies, right? It can't be that hard. Ugh, I’m such a fool.”
“Calm down. I’m sure what you made isn't that bad.” He placed down a few grocery bags on a dining table nearby. 
“If you don’t think it's that bad why do you have all of that?” Y/N motioned towards the bags he had brought. “Even then it just smells like burnt flour in here. How am I ever gonna get that smell out of my home?"
Thoma pulled a candle out of one of the bags he brought. "Well, Ayaka and I tried candle-making last week. You could try lighting this if the smell bothers you so much." He handed the candle over. It was in a Mason jar with a wick pre-cut down ready to be lit. The wax was placed in uneven layers of reds and blues swirling together to create a few shades of purple. 
Y/N took the candle. The label was homemade as well. Sticker paper with a marker telling the scent was vanilla blueberry. There were drawn-out silver sparkles with a pen that had been slightly rubbed off from being touched too early. "I love it. How could I ever light this?"
"We're supposed to try again next week with Ayato. There will be more so just light it before I do it for you. I remember where you put your lighter still."
"There's no way you do." She looked back up at his face trying to read if there was any sign that he was bluffing.
"In the second drawer on the left near your fridge pushed all the way to the back because you'd rather use wax melts than a candle most days." 
Frustrated yet impressed, Y/N threw a kitchen towel that was lying on the table before going to light the candle to hopefully shut up Thoma's laughter at knowing her all too well.
Thoma followed behind heading into the kitchen only to be met with the sight of burned sugar cookies and ingredients used up on the counter. It was his own personal nightmare. Dishes were stacked high in the sink. Flour and sugar covered the floor except for the gaps where someone had walked. On the counter where the cookies were rolled out, there were spots where dough stuck to the counter from not enough flour being placed down. There was a bowl that contained the yolks from eggs for some ungodly reason. 
"I was wrong to have faith in you," was all he could say as he processed what he was witnessing.
Y/N turned around, lighter in hand. “Thoma!” She whined.
“You have a bowl of egg yolk on the counter. How else am I supposed to react? It's like a tornado came through here.”
“I thought the cookies would look less yellow. If there’s white cake and yellow cake, doesn't that mean there should be white and yellow sugar cookies?” It was a genuine question with a train of thought that ran off the rails off a cliff into the ocean in the middle of a hurricane.
“The yolk is an important ingredient for the cookies.” He rubbed his forehead with flashes of some of the horrible things that Ayato had come up with maybe the same train of logic. “What else did you do?”
“I may have used half the recommended amount of sugar. You know so the kids that eat them don’t get a sugar high. It's more healthy for them anyway. That way they can snack on the cookies and they would still be tasty since there would still be sugar anyway. Why is it when I say this aloud I just know I’m in trouble?”
“Cause you’re evil. A villain!”
"A villain?"
"Yes, a villain. Don't you know when baking, that the recipe is the law." 
"Aren't baking and cooking the same thing? If you can throw spices around as you please when cooking, why can't you when baking?" Y/N lit the candle and placed it on top of the counter before placing the lighter down next to it. Poor candle trying its best to cover the burnt flour smell.
"Baking is more of an exact science. And even then you shouldn't throw spices around while cooking. You'll put something in that shouldn't be there. You are doing it out of not knowing better, Ayato does it out of curiosity, and Ayato’s ideas rubbed off on Ayaka. It's a miracle how the three of you made it this far."
"I'm genuinely trying to get better though.” She explained. “Doesn't that count for something? The only reason my baby cousin signed me up to help him out was cause that one time you helped me babysit him we all baked brownies together. The memory really stuck for him. I just didn't want to let him down."
Thoma sighed. "Go start washing the dishes. I'll start cleaning up in here and then we can start baking."
Y/N perked up. "So you aren't upset with me?"
"I knew what I was signing myself up for. Even then I'm just glad you didn't burn your kitchen down yet."
"I wouldn't go that far. I know how to put out a kitchen fire. I've done it before." Y/N spoke with way too much pride for someone who just admitted to actually almost burning down a kitchen.
"Please start the dishes before I get a headache." He couldn’t be that mad anyway but was still very worried about the lack of general baking knowledge.
Y/N laughed before following her savior's wishes.
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“Even though the recipe says two and three-fourths of flour we are putting a little less in so when we roll out the dough the cookies won't have too much flour on them and fall apart on us,” Thoma explained as he measured out the dry ingredients before setting them aside in a bowl. “And we are doubling the batch so that means there should be five and a half cups of flour.”
“So you can adjust the recipe!” Y/N stood nearby watching tasked with the vital job of not touching anything and paying attention to hopefully learn what were her many mistakes. 
“Yes, I can adjust the recipe. You have to know what you are doing before you do whatever you want. If the batter is too wet, we add more flour. If the batter is too dry then you can add milk or eggs. But you add very little until you reach the correct consistency.”
“And when we add the dry ingredients to the wet ingredients, mix it in slowly.”
“I remembered that part. It’s so easy.”
“You want to do it?”
“Yes. It’s the least I can do.” Y/N took over happily, finally having a real task again, ready for redemption.
“While you work on that, I’ll prep the cookie sheets and the counter for when the dough is ready.” 
"Then we can cut them out to bake?"
"Yes. It's the easiest part. You should be able to do it by yourself while I make the frosting."
"You should wait to make the frosting. When I rolled out the dough before I couldn't get it thin enough without it falling apart and then it was uneven too."
"I'll give you a pass on that one. Learning the best way to roll out the dough can be tricky."
“So I’m not a lost cause.” Y/N teased
“I never said that.”
"But you were thinking about it."
"If I was, I wouldn't have given you the dough to mix. Are you finished with it yet?"
"Yes. Show me how it's done please." She brought the bowl over to where Thoma had cleared off the counter.
Thoma grabbed a clean measuring cup, dipped it into the bag, and took out the flour before sprinkling it over the counter. He rolled up his sleeves before hands with flour reaching in the bowl to grab the cookie dough and splitting it up in twos and then in twos again. 
He took one part of the dough placing it on the center of where he had flour on the counter. "There's some rolling pins that have bands you can place on them. You just place the height you want on them and don't even have to think."
"My rolling pin is just wood and didn't come with those. How does that help me?" 
"If your cousin wants you to make cookies again and I'm not around to help."
Y/N stuck her tongue out at him. "Just teach me already you meanie."
He continued trying to make his point. "If you don't get that rolling pin you should get a heavier one, this one is too light."
"Wouldn’t that just smash that dough down and be harder to move?"
"We want the dough to get smashed evenly but a heavier rolling pin isn't that hard to move around. The weight makes it easier to do the pulls and pushes more evenly since you aren't personally putting so much pressure on the dough."
"Ohhhh so I was pressing too hard into the dough."
He nodded his head. "You also need to turn the dough as you work so that when you are rolling it the pressure is placed around evenly."
"Yeah, I definitely wasn’t doing that."
"Then if you want to check to make sure it's the right size you should kneel down so you're at eye level with the counter. If you work it slowly and check every so often you should have no problem. Other than that, I think that’s all the advice I can give you.”
“So demonstration time then I get to try again?”
“That was the plan but like I said, your rolling pin is really light. It’s going to be hard to learn on this so I’ll do it for you this time if that’s alright?”
“Yeah, that’s fine. I think I'd rather watch to see if I even understand first anyway."
Thoma took some more flour covering the rolling pin before getting to work, easily demonstrating his own advice. Roll the dough out, turn the dough, and repeat. It was so mundane yet surprisingly hypnotic. Odd. 
It wasn’t normally a task that Y/N found herself distracted by. It had to be the sight of the dough becoming wider and thinner that she must have been enchanted. That couldn't be it though as her eyes kept drifting towards Thoma's arms. Even more odd.
Yes, Thoma was an attractive guy but it’s Thoma. That was her friend. He’s a sweetheart and a goof. His arms looked amazing as he worked on the cookies but this was the same guy who had made countless sweaters for Taromaru. Then again that might be a plus. Maybe Y/N was just overthinking things. Instead of thinking of how nice it would be to be held by those arms, it would be better to think back on when Thoma had tried the Kamisatos’ latest hotpot creations and how he remained on the floor for 30 minutes after consuming it.
Actually no. She had been late to that dinner and should have been there earlier to stop him. For someone so helpful and important in their lives, they could at least help him out every now and then and not put him through things like that. Even though he laughs through it and says it’s fine, isn’t better to see him smiling like he was doing now.
His smile was so warm and comforting, filled with so much love for those around him. With everything he was doing right now, it wasn’t hard to admire him. Which led her back to staring at his arms. It’s just from a sense of admiration, so it must be alright to do.
Thoma’s hand began to snap in front of her face. “You there? Left space yet?”
She blinked stumbling back a bit. “I’m here. I’m here!”
“I asked if you could get the cookie cutters three times now. What were you even thinking about?” He question. The rolling pin had been placed on the side of the counter.
“Uh, It was nothing. I just zoned out. That’s all.” She moved quickly out of the way heading to the drying rack to to grab what he had asked for. 
Thoma frowned. He didn’t like being lied to but he didn’t want to push for an answer. Especially for something that over all wasn’t too important. “I’ll let you cut these out while I start the frosting. I’ll roll out the next batch once you’re done.”
“Thanks. I appreciate it.”
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ant1quarian · 9 days
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Hello
I have come from the darkness to ask you for your thoughts;
Errorink (Error x Ink)
Swapmare (Nightmare x Swap/Blue/Blueberry)
cream (Cross x Dream)
bloodycrops (Horror x Farm)
and
MurderSwap (Murder/Dust x Swap/Blue/Blueberry)
Thank you for your time!
OOOO!!
Errorink is a ship I could see working in some situations; providing they didn't have a deep close connection and it was more of a situationship. Most because Ink is incapable of feeling without his vials and I feel like it would really hurt Error to find out that Ink doesn't actually care about him- because he can't.
I feel like a lot of relationships with Ink are rather toxic- not because i don't like the silly guy (I genuinely do, he's such an interesting character)- but rather because Ink is simply just. . . incapable of feeling.
I can definitely see them having a rival-like friendship though.
Platonic Vibe
Swapmare is definitely an interesting concept! Depending on the situation, it's either fluff with a tad bit of toxicity, or full-blown toxic. Depends whether we're doing "Dadmare" or his canon self.
Assuming it's the Nightmare that actually cares, I feel like it'd be a relatively alright relationship. Definitely a lot of bumps in the road, though I like to think of Blue having a very strong belief but being generally morally ambiguous. There's definitely a big power difference at play, but I feel like Blue would have a reasonably good affect on Nightmare.
. . . Stretch would be absolutely pissed and so concerned though, so there's definitely that. I'm not about to say that Blue wouldn't leave Stretch behind (wouldn't fully, at least), but I do have a co-AU of Blue where he dusted everyone. So, uh, I can imagine Blue being fiercely protective of Nightmare, and if lines are crossed- dust is shed.
A Vibe, in the right circumstances.
Cream is... one I had to think for a while on. On one hand: Cute! Interesting! I can see it working! But on the other hand: No.
Again, everything is purely up to circumstance, but I do headcanon Dream to struggle with controlling his constantly positive aura. Dream might take up Cross as a "i can fix him" project, but Cross doesn't want to be fixed. He just wants freedom. Cross is very duty-bound, and Dream is often portrayed to be so optimistic it hurts sometimes- 'cause y'know, he has to be.
I feel like Dream's ceaseless positivity and general optimism would tire Cross out to the point where they just. . . stopped working as well anymore.
It would start out well I think, but I like to headcanon that Dream can't really look past the sin; similarly to how Classic can't look past the LV and EXP in most cases. Dream may be a positive influence and try to help everyone, but at the end of the day, I don't feel like he's that empathetic, and clearly needs to work through a lot of things before he can be healthy enough in a relationship for Cross and Dream to work together properly.
Less of a Vibe.
Bloodycrops is a ship I like. One that's actually quite healthy, though I can imagine a bit of struggle for Saejun to fully accept the things Horror has done (having not really gone through anything bad enough to understand why Horror did what he did). I feel like gradually they'd grow together, over a long period of time, and it'd be quite sweet.
Though, dealing with Horror's base instincts popping up and those he'd learned is going to be difficult. So is how long it's going to take for Saejun to fully realise just how many trauma triggers and trauma responses Horror has from what he's been through (Recovery is a very windy road with a lot of roundabouts).
As someone who plays as Horror in an SMP, I feel like whenever he feels as if he's getting dangerous or angry, he needs to leave that situation and be out in the wild for a while. This leads to Horror being gone for days- or weeks- at a time, out in the forest, away from everything as he gets a grip on himself again. But every time he comes home, it's always to a familiar grin and a cup of hot cocoa.
A Vibe
Murderswap is pretty interesting! If we're going off of my Headcanons for Blue, I think there would definitely be some struggles here and there. As sweet and awesome as Blue is, he's never gone through enough struggle to get why the others around him did what they did.
They'd have to learn to grow with each other over a long period of time, and Blue would have to get a lot less scolding and grumpy whenever Dust's areas are messy. Dust doesn't like being ordered to do things, which is why his Nightmare usually asks him to do things- or gives him an incentive to get it done. And he doesn't like being lectured, either, as it reminds him too much of his Papyrus and that can and will make his LV jump if Blue's not careful. Playful arguments and goofy grumbling is probably alright, though.
Stretch is definitely a roadblock. Not only would he absolutely detest Dust for having done what he's done, but he'd probably find some sort of way to attempt to get Blue to stop visiting Dust.
( Everything is down to circumstance, though. )
Pretty Much A Vibe!
You're welcome for my time lmao- and thank you for yours!
Wonderful ask. Much appreciated
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could you draw maybe errormare, or dreamberry?
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these both ended up so cute omg <333 ty for asking for these anon
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catboygirlboss · 3 months
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im high, i know very little about au sanses, and i wanna guess what the deal with these guys is. cant wait to be wrong lets go (under the cut)
also sorry to repost art, but i linked to it, and i wanted the visual so
classic: obvs the og sans
fell: uhhh i think underfell is like,,,,, undertale but evil???
flowerfell: ive literally never heard of this one but. underfell + flowers???
abyss: also never heard of this one, but based on the design maybe he’s aquamage sans and has ice powers???
poke: omg i need to look into the pokemon au asap
dream: i think dream and nightmare are brothers or something but idk the deep lore
science: mad scientist au?? or maybe he helps alphys in the lab??? idk
fellswap: a combo of underfell and underswap, and underswap is where sans and papyrus swap places!
swap: underswap is where sans and papyrus swap places! also his name is blueberry i think
dust: is that like. sans as a killer? and he’s called dust because he’s covered in monster dust? from the killing?
ocean: PIRATE AU???
alter: uhhhh he looks like sans with catholic guilt
reaper: sans. as a. as a reaper. i think
blaster: something about him and gaster idk
sixbones: ive never heard of sixbones but. sans and papyrus look like they were part of alphys’s experiment with determination
limbo: oh there’s a limbo au?? thats a good game
killer: oh THATS killer sans. who the fuck is dust
storyshift: that looks like sans as asgore?? but idk???
after: i actually have no clue. ive heard of aftertale but i don’t know what it is. something about after the game? maybe? idk
epic: sans with an epicgames account /j uhhh i have no clue
error: uhhh i know this i know this uhhh sans… but he’s… um… a glitch? in the game? NO. HE. HE UM. HE TRIED TO DO SOMETHING WITH SAVE FILES?????? no i don’t remember
ink: i think he can create anything he wants with that paintbrush idk
katana: undertale with swords
nightmare: dreams brother!!!
flowey: a fusion of sans and flowey?? but idk the context/lore
flesh: i thought he was called fresh? so maybe thats a typo idk but everyone hates this guy according to my sister
echo: ??????? did they twinkify him?????
human: hm. human. gee idk /sarc
horror: ah horrortale. where frisk is the masked killer and undyne is the final girl (/j idk the details of horrortale)
dance: undertale but… with dancing??
x: sans with a twitter account
outer: idk ummm sans from the surface????
sky: undertale with wings. skytale. idk
lust: i do not like him
night: i can’t even think of a joke thats how clueless i am
chess: bill cipher looking ass
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MASTERPOST PART 1
⋅𖥔⋅ ━━✶━━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ship children UTMV -
• Kaleido Omni x Pj - Not Available
• Persica Økse x Paperjam
• Cerf Farmer x Fresh - Taken
• Mukuro Geno x Reaper - Taken
• Parthenope Geno x Reaper
• Coble Cross x Reaper - Taken
• Amanita Fresh x Reaper - Taken
• Koha Ccino x Killer - Taken
• Moni Color child - Taken
• Magori Lust x Dream - Taken
• Aloe Horror x Farmer - Taken
• Narcissus Color x Dust - Taken
• Violan Farmer x Lust - Taken
• Kino Fell x Horror x Chess - Taken
• Cherry Fell x Classic - Taken
• Yannick Fell x Fresh
• Sicilia Oath Fell x Mafia - 11 - Taken
• Mel Xahji x Lux
• Musou Ink x Broomie - Taken
• Lunatic Killer x Nightmare - Taken
• Iris Color x Killer - Taken
• Dandron Candy x Horror - Taken
• Mirai Error x Ink - Taken
• Enoki Science x Error
• Esperance Error x Dream
• East Outer x Dream
• Espoir Geno x Nightmare
• Mystik Blueberry x Nightmare - Taken
• Spark Lust x Nightmare - Taken
• Camara Dust x Blueberry - 17 - Taken
• Crosscut Cross x Classic - Taken
• Cruz Cross x Blueberry - Taken
• Koru Dust x Classic - Taken
• Dahla Cross x Nightmare - Taken
• Creon Dust x Epic - Taken
• Wisteria Epic x Nightmare - Taken
• Alueon Error x Killer - Taken
• Miel Outer x Nightmare - Taken
• Myrtille Bird x Blueberry - Taken
• Tsuny Bird x Ocean - Taken
• Lunula Dust x Nightmare - Taken
• Helia Dust x Dream - Taken
• Ophrys Shattered x Cross - Taken
• Tapioca Ccino x Horror
• Cinnamon Ccino x Sci
• Myo Ccino x Geno - Taken
• Saudre Flowerfell x Ccino - Taken
• Martini Ccino x Mafia - Taken
• Holli Ccino x Dance
• Magnolia Ccino x Nightmare - Taken
• Hecate Ccino x Reaper - Taken
• Gaufre Ccino x Candy
• Ethereal and Victoire Cross x Error - Taken
• Pearl Dream x Blueberry - Taken
• Elk Error404 x Bill - 11 - Taken
⋅𖥔⋅ ━━✶━━ ⋅𖥔⋅ canon ships -
• with my own kiddos -
Moni x Koha
Martini x Magori
• with other people ocs -
- Romantic relationships -
Cerf x Trouble(FellMafia by @/jayssillycreativitybox )
Nee-Chun x Tsuny x Bl@ckB#rrory(BluebError by @/jayssillycreativitybox )
Coble x HeartFelt(LustMare by @/jayssillycreativitybox )
Amanita x Morel x Codavre(FatalError by @/jayssillycreativitybox )
Aloe x Pokeberry(NightBerry by @/jayssillycreativitybox )
Narcissus x Prank(FreshEpic by @/jayssillycreativitybox )
Violan x Omertà(MafiaFell by @/jayssillycreativitybox )
Kino x Pitiful(NightKillerCross by @/jayssillycreativitybox )
Cherry x Parasomnia(CrossMare by @/jayssillycreativitybox )
Musou x Shooter(KillerMare by @/jayssillycreativitybox )
Lunatic x Ibis(ErrorInk by @/jayssillycreativitybox )
Iris x Mistyk x Ube(CrossEpic by @/asher-pink )
Dandron x Scarlet(AfterDeath by @/jayssillycreativitybox )
Mirai x Gift(CcinoMare @/oatsyterandco )
Spark x Crucifixion(CrossGeno by @/jayssillycreativitybox )
Camara x Cacao(FarmLust by @/anonskeleton )
Crosscut x Fropio(FellBerry by @/jayssillycreativitybox )
Cruz x Hummingbird(FlowerBird by @/jayssillycreativitybox )
Koru x Prohibitive(ErrorDream by @/jayssillycreativitybox )
Dahla x Catastrophe(ErrorReaper by @/oatsyterandco )
Creon x Tetris(FreshError by @/jayssillycreativitybox )
Wisteria x Meri(CcinoDance) x Eri(FreshSci) x Corvid(PhoebeOmen all by @/oatsyterandco )
Alueon x Hallowji(CrossMare by @/jayssillycreativitybox )
Miel x Design(ErrorInk by @/oatsyterandco )
Myrtille x Fulminology(CcinoSci by @/jayssillycreativitybox )
Lunula x Gatotchi(SciCcino by @/jayssillycreativitybox )
Helia x Nilla(GSugar by @/oatsyterandco )
Ophrys x Theos(??? by @/jayssillycreativitybox )
Alores x Bobaze(CcinoCandy by @/jayssillycreativitybox )
Myo x Yunamo(Dream+Nightmare fusion by @/oatsyterandco )
Saudre x Heaven(AfterDeath by @/jayssillycreativitybox )
Magnolia x ButterMilk(GSugar by @/jayssillycreativitybox )
Hecate x Adonis(KillerMare by @/oatsyterandco )
Ethereal x Memory(DustDream by @/jayssillycreativitybox )
Pearl x Zelda(LinkEros by @/jayssillycreativitybox )
Elk x Tragedy(KillerError by @/jayssillycreativitybox )
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a-whispering-echo · 10 months
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Sans Nickname Masterpost
A collection of nicknames used for the sanses, for what ever you may need them for. Some of these are ones ive made up, so are once other people have used, im just collecting them.
This is a collective project, if you have one for ANY sans, even ones not already on the list, sent them my way, in the comments, my asks or you could dm me, i dont mind, ill get them on when i can.
Nightmare
Night, Mare, Nightlight, Moonlight, Midnight, Moon, Moonbeam, Nightingale, Moonbeam, moony, Moonflower, Lune, Moonshine, Noot, Nootmare, Octopus, Calamari
Dream
Sunshine, Glowstick, Firefly, Starlight, Starling, Pipe dream, starshine, sunspot, sunflower, Dreamer, Solar Flare, little light, ray of light, Solstice, Sunburst, Sol, Daydream, Bumblebee,
Killer
Killz, tears, oil eyes, stabby, cutlet, killshot, overkill, Killjoy, skillet, roadkill, Buttercup, Rogue, Target
Cross
X, C, criss-cross, applesauce, crossy, crossroads, crossword, zebra crossing, zebra, pup, puppy, crossy road, double stuff, candy floss, cotton candy, candy, cookie, crossbow, your X-cellence, black white and red all over, Jellybean, lionheart,
Horror
Big guy, H, Gummy Bear, Teddy Bear, teddy, bear, Pumpkin, Cookie Monster, chompy, chum, Crackhead
Dust
Murder, dusty, dust bunny, bun, bunny, duster, feather duster, feather, dustbin, dustpan, Little Lamb, lamb, lambchop, powder, cocaine, powdered sugar, sugar, dust cloud, snowdrop, cinnabunny, walking dust mote, stardust, Red Riding Hood,
Blue/Swap
Baby Blue, blueberry, bluebell, bluebird, Bluebonnet, Blueberry Muffin, muffin, Bluejay, mistletoe, Swapper, Cadet, Guard, Berry blues
Ink
Inky, Squid, Squididiot, inkblot, Doodlebug, Snickerdoodle, Inkstain, inkling, Inkdrop, Inkwell, skittles, Stink, Calamari
Error
glitchy, Ru, Ru ru, mistake, Bumblebee,
Fell
Red, spikes, fellanie
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