me when my boy best friend is sleeping on my couch and i told him to leave so he stops waking me up in the morning, but i don’t actually want him to leave because he makes me food and does the dishes and i’m in love with him, so i conveniently delete the voicemail he got about moving into an apartment that he only sought out because i told him to move out
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This might make me sound like an actual psychopath but tonight i am watching the triple header of plan and execution/point and shoot/fun and games and it’s literally going to soothe my soul like when i was on campus abt to go to class feeling like i was gonna have a panic attack i just told myself that tonight i can watch better call saul and it’ll all be okay
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“Now I know what teen spirit smells like.”
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Half the time I’m watching BTVS I’m like “this is good and I’m invested,” half the time I’m like “I would like to kill Joss Whedon slowly with my bare hands.” Truly one of the most shows ever
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I'd like to admit evidence in the case of Jessica Day is completely in love with Nick but in a stupid amount of denial about it #257383916269:
She made a weird mannequin when she was bored and lonely.
Was it of BFF Cece? No.
New Boyfriend Dr. Sam? Nope.
Boundary Blind Schmidt? Uh- uh.
Runaround loving Winston? Negative.
NICK! SHE MADE A TERRIFYING LOOKING NICK!
I rest my case.
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