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sweetnsour-stuff · 2 months
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So since Ingo's name is a pun with the whole climbing thing in Legends Arceus, Emmet should be in Legends A-Z as head of a mining or underground construction operation or something to also be a pun
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scribesynnox · 2 years
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I just had the realization that @nartothelar ‘s possession Au with Future!Emmet and present!Emmet is like Danny Phantom and Dan Phantom and I don’t know what to do with this information other than be haunted by it.
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ratwithhands · 1 month
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Hi, Viewer Discretion:
This AU is about a nonexistent fictional mental health condition. There is imagery of straitjackets and other restraints, as well as mention of discrimination based off of health conditions. If you are uncomfortable with this content then please feel free to click off and enjoy something else. Thank you.
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Sketch dump for Battle Addict! This art has been gathering dust for a few months 😭 only just remembered to post it here.
These sketches are from Ver. 3 of Battle Addict, aka Battle Addict Twins, where both of them get the HCCM diagnosis.
The base idea for Battle Addict is that while most people enjoy Pokémon battling, there comes a certain point where one's love/obsession for battle starts bleeding into the rest of their life and becoming detrimental to their everyday life. This is usually called Combative Mania (CM), which is present in a large part of the population (40%-60%) hence why battling is so popular and so many different forms of it are made to keep people satisfied. The extreme form is Hyper-Competitive Combative Mania (HCCM), wherein a person spends so much time and energy for battles that it starts to affect their physical/mental health as well as their social life, since they neglect them in favour of their obsession.
Often what divides CM patients from HCCM patients is what they're willing to give up for battling and the extent of their knowledge regarding battles. CM patients usually only have a casual interest in battling or just enjoy the thrill of battling, but operate normally and have other interests outside of battle. They have basic to intermediate knowledge of battling, and can often partake in research or battles.
HCCM patients will often forgo food, water, sleep, school, work, and relationships in favour of researching and competing in battles. It is the only thing they find interest in and they devote most of their time towards it. Patients often memorize entire charts of statistics and different strategies and counterstrategies for battle, with different patients often having a certain subject they specialize in. Most patients with HCCM are unaware that they have it, they either assume that they have CM or that they are completely normal and just enjoy Pokémon battles. They often go into fields that work directly with researching Pokémon or battles, such as professors, scientists, gym leaders, elite four members, league workers, battle facility operators, and so on.
Ingo and Emmet do not know they have HCCM. They engage with battle and researching battle in a way that they think is typical for a hobbyist. Ingo tends to read on academic papers, textbooks, and study guides regarding the statistics and capabilities of Pokémon, whereas Emmet takes a more hands-on approach in studying Pokémon anatomy and battle strategy. Ingo often charts and studies natures, EVs, IVs, stat spreads, abilities, moves, and their properties. Emmet sketches anatomical diagrams and studies of Pokémon, including skeletal structure, musculature, organ systems, and physical appearance, highlighting pressure points in the body for executing the most damage and for keeping his own Pokémon protected. He also tends to read into psychological studies as well as conducting his own long term tests to predict a person's strategy in different situations. The two feed into each other's interests, teaching the other of their own discoveries and celebrating breakthroughs together. As a result, their total knowledge of battling is immense, which led to them becoming Subway Bosses straight out of college.
The two lived and worked fairly normally; they were very passionate about their work and it provided a way to sate their need for fighting on a regular basis, as well as giving them the space to experiment with different fighting styles and analyze others' strategies. Of course they still continue their studying outside of work, which often leads to them trying different methods or revisiting recorded battles to see how they could improve. The twins still believe their hours long discussions, piles of notes, and stacks of study materials littered around their house are perfectly fine, only stopping to reconsider after a comment from a coworker highlights how they must be crazy or incredibly disciplined to have as huge of a win : loss ratio as they do.
They end up taking the issue to a psychiatrist after dwelling on the idea for a few days, which is where they get diagnosed after a few tests and a description of their lifestyle and interests. Their case is considered moderate but could easily escalate into severe if left unchecked, though the main concern is whether this would make them a threat to other people due to their work and prominence. Obviously they don't want to lose their jobs, but this kind of thing could get them removed from the League Council if it got out, so they have to consider whether they share this information with their employers or not. Ingo thinks it'd be best to keep it under wraps, but Emmet fears that this could be used as blackmail and argues that they need to release this information themselves before someone else ruins their lives with it. Eventually they do take the diagnosis to the League Council and it gets out to the public.
Emmet takes the fall for Ingo, claiming his case is severe whereas Ingo's is mild so that the League Council will be more distracted with him to bother Ingo. That ends up with Emmet getting a new restraining uniform because the League no longer trusts him to handle himself in public based off his diagnosis. Neither of them are particularly pleased about this, but Emmet tells Ingo to look on the bright side. Emmet actually starts to find the jacket to be more of a little challenge than a hindrance, as it adds an extra level of difficulty to battles that he's been looking for, but Ingo still thinks it would be better if he hadn't had to wear it at all. This unfortunately extends to League parties where he has to be restrained to even be allowed entry, which he is much less happy about.
This post is getting ungodly long as it is but there's also a branch off of this concept where Ingo and Emmet land in Hisui together and Emmet's uniform looks like this. He deconstructed the uniform he was given to modify his jacket since by that point he had a bit of a sentimental connection to it and didn't want to just swap it out.
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(Bonus fun fact: Ingo and Emmet decided to pull the biggest gag on the Pearl Clan when they first land by pretending to be one person under the alias Eki. Ingo is the polite one in the dark coat by day, and Emmet is the energetic one in the white coat by night. "Day Eki" is more popular with other Wardens and older clan members, whereas "Night Eki" is more popular with the village children and insomniacs.
The whole Warden Eki concept is technically its own AU in the background but it did originate from Battle Addict. Also I already drew Emmet in the Pearl Strait I can't take that back)
Anyways uhhh there's more let me see if I can condense it:
The twins went to a University specifically focused on battle (Champion's University), where they ended up studying subjects in their specific interests. Emmet took psychology of battle and Pokémon anatomy to learn about the weak points in trainers and Pokémon, and Ingo took general statistics and study of moves which are exactly what they sound like
The twins use the Vs Recorder all the time, both to track their own progress and to observe how passengers fight. It's often stuck to the glass windows to catch the Pokémon in the middle of the car, though they have considered buying Rotom Drones expressly for this purpose
Emmet actually has a stack of different studies on weak points in the human body but he doesn't share that with anyone, not even Ingo
Emmet's study of trainer psych has led to him often predicting tactics before they happen and dodging/countering them with his Pokémon. He often challenges himself to predict a person's team, moveset, and strategy based on appearance, gait, and body language, sharing his guesses with Ingo in case he makes any useful observations
Ingo and Emmet are possibly the first instance of causing "learned HCCM" in their Pokémon because after the training that they do together, the Pokémon have developed their own independent bloodlust and have started memorizing the move strategies that the twins have them use
Sometimes to celebrate fully completing a study on a particular set of Pokémon, the twins will eat one. This is mostly as a treat and an inside joke, but they will research what's in season/allowed and go hunt for one. Ingo is usually the one to catch it, and Emmet is the one to cook it. There's some really goofy shitposts about them going after pseudo-legendaries overseas, or Palkia's leg in Hisui
The twins can perform full medical care on any Pokémon and can often grind for hours nonstop since they can heal their teams themselves. They also save a lot on healing items this way
After releasing their diagnosis, the perception of the twins have gone in wildly different directions. Some people treat them as subhuman or as monsters, some people don't care, some people call them psycho yandere boys on twitter. Emmet tends to get more of the negative connotations, Ingo tends to get the more "positive" ones. Emmet also tends to get a lot of stares due to his restraint and status as a crazed fighter, which he pretends doesn't get to him
I think that's everything, I'm going to go collapse. Hope you guys enjoy 👍
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bellafragolina · 6 months
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Been waiting awhile but please write Sneasel! Twins trying to woo Reader. Can be separate or together, think it would be interesting to see the differences.
Ooohohoho cat behaviors activated hell yeah
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Ingo and Emmet are aware of what they want. They want you. They yearn for you, for the comfort you bring to their lives, for the excitement and love! You’d all be perfect together. The twins know it. They just have to show you they’d be the perfect mates!
Nimbasa isn’t a place where they can show off their ability to hunt, but that doesn’t stop Emmet. He makes sure whatever you lose, either to a Pokémon or a blast of air from the train, Emmet hunts it down. Pokémon have been traumatized by the big cat man running them down in the dark tunnels, slit eyes like knives. Emmet always brings your things back to you, tail swishing around behind him as you thank them.
Ingo, in comparison, is always bringing you food. Whether he can cook or not, he’s making you special lunches with all your favorites and a sweet note too, all packed up in the box he bought specifically for you. He brings you the food and melts at whatever praise you give him. If you eat lunch with him, he gets so excited to see you eat everything he made. If you don’t eat a particular part, he worries about it for hours. Did you not like it? Was it bad? Was it wrong? Emmet has to calm him down before he shreds a pillow in his anxieties.
Both boys also try to display their strength, how they can protect you. They’re tall, albeit skinny. They don’t have muscles to show off perse, they’re built and sturdy and ready to handle Pokémon, it’s just not as noticeable. So they take to carrying things for you, doing heavy lifting when they know you’re around. They scare off anyone bugging you, tails wrapped firm around your legs or waist. They hiss and bite if the person is especially aggressive, chest puffed out with pride when they successfully protect you and earn your praise.
They become so cuddly too, whenever you spend time together in private. They’d hate for the media to ruin their attempts to court you, so they keep the affections limited in public. But when in private, they’re practically fighting over who gets to lie in your lap and get their ears and neck scratched, their hair petted. It’s the perfect napping spot, and whenever it comes to you, they won’t share. It’s too crowded with them both, they say, no matter how big your lap is. They just want all your attention.
To tie it all off, Emmet and Ingo bring you gifts.
With Emmet, he’s more prone to trinkets, maybe even some Pokémon if you’re interested in having more. He finds a pretty rock? Something nice that’s been discarded? He brings it to you. Everything pretty or nice he finds is yours. If you’re the type to be physically affectionate with your thanks, he increases the presents tenfold. He’s bringing you any and everything he finds remotely interesting just to get another hug or another kiss on the cheek. He purrs to himself the rest of the day.
Ingo gifts you more practical things. Food, books, things you’ve mentioned wanting. He takes great consideration into his gifts, wanting you to like them. He wants to show he cares, he listens. Should you kiss his cheek in thanks, he is floored. Suddenly, he’s buying you a bookstore and cooking you a feast just to experience another kiss. His purring is as loud as a mower, and he can’t turn it off no matter how embarrassed.
Won’t you be their mate??
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Eiken and Jes both inspired me for this. I love their works. They’re so wonderful!!
Thanks for the request!!
~Renee
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leggerefiore · 11 months
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How would the submas and larry react to a s/o who is VERY affectionate and sweet? Not necessarily pda but being showered with kisses, soft coos of love, cuddles and presents? Loves to shower them in adoration??
cw: fluff
characters: Subway Boss Ingo, Subway Boss Emmet, Gym Leader Larry
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▲Ingo▼
● He, honestly, is quite used to being smothered in affection. Well, in a familial way. Emmet likes to lean against him or sneak a hug while at work because his twin adores contact, as it helps reassure him that Ingo is still there. You, however, don't give him quick sibling hugs and lean more into sweet kisses, adoring words, and long cuddles.
● He deeply enjoys your praises. Ingo's heart simply races after you give him a compliment after a long day of work or after a particularly challenging battle. His face grows warm as he truly feels honoured by your praise. When you coo sweet words into his ears, he simply feels beside himself in joy. Words are how he usually bears his affection, so something about your use of them really makes him happy.
● Your hugs and kisses truly do become an important part of his life. A lazy morning kiss, whole cuddled up in bed? Something he admits makes waking up and going to work all the more easy. A greeting peck to his cheek and warm hug after walking in from work? He's in heaven. Cuddling lazily on the couch and forgetting about the stress from earlier? Ingo has found peace. He hopes nothing will ever change in his life.
● Gifts are where he struggles. Don't get him wrong! He loves them. Bravo, good job! He does love the model train or the cute Litwick plush, but he just feels the urge to give you a gift back. Poor guy leans into sentimentality, so he struggles to pay you back what he feels you are owed. You will definitely have to reassure him many, many times that you don't expect anything back because the poor man feels inadequate.
● He deeply enjoys your sweet and loving demeanour and absolutely tries to give everything back to you. Even though he worries about PDA, if you came up to hug him, he would return the affection easily. Ingo wants to devote his time to you as best he can. You will often see his rare smile break out across his face for you.
▽Emmet△
○ He loves affection. His love language is almost entirely physical touch. His brother, Elesa, and any other friends or family know very well not to try to escape his hugs. So, when he discovers his partner is much the same? Emmet is over the moon and giddy about it all.
○ Your praises and adoring words make him call off into a fit of giggles. When you tell him how good he did during a battle or reassure him softly after a long day at work, Emmet feels so unbelievably happy. You may find yourself being the receiver of affection, as he likely wants to scoop you up and squeeze you to him. The younger twin lives for praises. Ingo's bravo habit started somewhere, and that somewhere was his younger brother feeling a bit insecure. This is to say, complimenting him really warms his heart (if it's genuine).
○ Oh, he simply adores how much you enjoy being physically close to him. It truly is a debate if you are trapped with him or if he's trapped with you with how much time you must spend cuddled up together. Emmet loves your kisses and hugs and anything else you offer him. The Depot Agents will gag at how simply “gross” you both are. Sweet kisses exchanged when parting, warm hugs when meeting, it's all too much for onlookers.
○ With gifts, he freezes. He enjoys them. Yes. But he feels insecure suddenly. The model train gives him endless joy, as does the Joltik beanie. Like his brother, he finds himself caught on how to repay you for such fine gifts. He needs you to reassure him that you don't expect anything back and just love to see him happy. Emmet understands but still struggles. You will suddenly be gifted anything you mentioned wanting in passing by Emmet. Be warned.
○ He deeply enjoys an affectionate partner, as he feels as if he has finally met his match. His giddiness and joy are unparalleled, and you will find yourself receiving as much as you give. Emmet is a monster for affection, however, be warned.
💼Larry🏢
🍙 Stoic man struggles with an affectionate partner hanging off at him as he tries to fight existential dread, more news at ten. Larry is not used to this. At all. It's not that he doesn't enjoy it, but that he doesn't know how to handle someone giving him this much attention as praise. He is painfully average, an everyman. Does he truly deserve all of this? Larry will not deny you, at least. Which leads to you clinging to him while he looks like he's drank twenty coffees and barely making it through the day.
🍙 When you praise him and cheer for him during his gym matches, he hates how much more effort he puts in. It's tiring, but knowing that you are watching and wanting the best from him encourages him so much. Larry sighs when you continue to lavish him in adoring words and praises. He thanks you for your kindness. There is no way to escape this, so he might as well keep on trying his best to impress you. He admits that being praised for his hard work does truly make him feel more motivated.
🍙 Larry is stiff as a pole when you squeeze him into hugs or litter his face with kisses. He simply has no idea how to react. Medali locals giggle to themselves at the sight. It's local knowledge that their gym leader is showered in affection by his partner, while he barely gives a reaction. Well, at least in public. In the privacy of your home, you find him returning the hugs somewhat and pecking a kiss to your cheek. It's not that he doesn't enjoy it, but that he's not used to it. He does deeply enjoy it for the most part.
🍙 Gifts make him nervous. A new ball-point pen for work? How kind. A Starly themed robe. He loves it. Poor guy is taken aback by all your gifts. They are all things he enjoys and uses, but he is just continually caught off guard. He tries to get you gifts that you enjoy in return, but you tell him that it's not necessary. Larry simply feels lost. This certainly isn't what he's used to with his bosses. He thanks you genuinely and tries to make as much use from your gifts as he can. Everyone finds Larry's joy odd as he uses a random pen. It's scary, even.
🍙 Larry struggles with it all quietly but makes no move to stop you. He does care for you, so if showering him in affection is what you wish to do, he will not stop you. Just be ready for many jokes relating to how you are so sweet and loving, and he is entirely indifferent.
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jumpingjoltiks · 4 months
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Sugar daddy submas all of it give it to me I love it so much
I want sexy train man to fund my life
God same. They would treat you so right.
Once full sugar daddy mode has been engaged, the twins often send you gifts on top of your usual allowance. It's typically something small or practical, but you can tell that they put thought and care into whatever they choose.
You mentioned how your heels hurt after a long evening of standing and dancing? In the next week, expect a paid visit to get a massage/pedicure and a pair of shoes that are so comfortable you vow never to wear your old ones again.
Are you in college or interested in learning something new? They've looked ahead and gotten you your supplies (and have already paid off the class tuition for the semester).
Has the weather gotten colder these last few days? A large box surprises you when you arrive home. Inside is a luxurious wool coat. It's so soft and warm - perfect for a walk out on their arms!
Do you like jewelry? They plan together to give you a gorgeous set of earrings with one black pearl and one white pearl.
Ingo likes to send flowers with his gifts. He chooses flowers for a small bouquet and has them sent over along with a handwritten note. It's such a nice touch, and it brightens up your whole apartment. Every time you look at them, it makes you think of him.
Emmet will always send a small present for your pokemon with his gift because he knows how much you dote on her. A cute collar that matches the necklace he sends you, a pokenip mouse toy, or even just a little treat. Send him a picture of purrloin with her present (or even better, you enjoying yours) and he'll be over the moon.
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waywardstation · 1 month
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I'd rather not have a "present day" cameo in PLZA tbh. Be it Emmet or any other character for that matter. This time I only want actual ancestors/descendants of the characters. I don't want people being lost across time and space anymore. At least they gave Anabel in SuMo somewhat of a resolution. (though it appears her displacement is of a different origin than Ingos [and no one "actually" me because if Ingo was a Faller Hisui would also be crawling with UBs (though it would be interesting to save Hisui not only from Frenzied Pokemon but also some UBs wreaking havoc thanks to the friendly neighbourly amnesiac])
Though I totally understand the craving for some updates or a solution... The way I want it to be done IF they do it is for something on the mainland of Unova (not BB Academy) and have the twins together and happy. Maybe briefly mention Ingo's little adventure across time and space but that's it. Nothing more nothing less... Because personally I wouldn't be able to take another small bite and wait forever for the thing to be resolved IF they EVER resolve it in the first place.
That being said I still think the possibilities fans come up with can be pretty entertaining regardless. Just don't want it to happen in canon... Canon could be disappointing in the games... Like Lusamine went crazy after her husband was lost across time and space but when finally meeting him in the game she just lets him walk off like: "he seems happier now". I don't want to see a similar resolution where Emmet and Ingo finally meet but decide to part ways since the other "feels happier now" NO, they DON'T it's plain as day how miserable Ingo is. He still makes the best out of his situation due to his rather outgoing and friendly personality but he is only 50% of what he used to be!
sorry about that rant needed to get that off my chest
You know I think this is why I tagged my last post about this topic saying I’d still rather not see Emmet at all in the games — it seems like it’s pretty clearly expressing this is a different time period (past or future? Idk, I see people making arguments for both but I’m not really hoping for one over the other either way), so for Emmet to appear in it, there would probably have to be more time-space displacement. And yeah, I wouldn’t want that either :(
I couldn’t place why I had initially felt pretty conflicted in the last post but yeah, this was why, I had forgotten the reason until you mentioned this haha.
I want what you want — to see them back together, but for there to be some indication that it is post-PLA, whether through words or character designs.
And I’d be more than happy to just get that resolution; if how things got to that point isn’t explained, fans can fill it in however they like. I’ve already liked seeing all the theories and fics and headcanons of Ingo making it back to Emmet and I’d be happy to see more. People can get so creative!!!!
But above this I’m hoping for nothing cause I doubt we’d get this in PLZA ^^;
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arrowsperpetualcringe · 6 months
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Hey again! So I know you likely have your own ideas about the present day in the Mask Maker Au, but I wanted to share some of my own.
You mentioned in the tags of the MM Kieran reference that he went missing during the festival and Carmine got really worried about it.
So My idea was that after Kieran went missing, Carmine and the player spend the rest of the Teal Mask trying to figure out what happened to him.
I also have 2 alternate ending ideas for MM Teal Mask as well as "post credit" scenes for them
The first ending is what I'm calling the "Forever Missing" ending, where the player and Carmine can't find him before Carmine has to return, but the Player insists that they will figure out what happened to Kieran.
The post credit scene has Kieran making a mask seemingly in the middle of nowhere, before someone off camera (Volo) calls out to him something on the lines of"Hey kid! We're packing up so you better come quick!" Kieran looks behind and says "Okay..." And the scene ends
The second ending is what I'm calling the "Lost and Found" ending, where Kieran manages to return to the present and consequently is found by the player and Carmine, but you and Carmine can tell something is different about Kieran.
The post credit scene has Kieran standing in his room completely silent, appearing to be contemplating something. Then breaking silence is the ringing of his phone, (or if he doesn't have a phone then it's broken by Carmine opening His door telling him that the call is for him) Kieran picks up and Kieran goes "Oh It's you!" (Volo that immortal 🍑) And the scene ends
For clarification for the phone thing I imagine that Kieran was like "if we end up meeting each other in my time here's my/my sister's number" cause of your first post with Volo and Kieran with the "Immortal 🍑 and his weird son" HC
Woo. This was a long one, Hope you like it!
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I love these ideas!!!
The Forever lost one especially—
The idea of Carmine having to return home without her little brother is honestly gut wrenching, and I wish I could've doodled out all my thoughts including ones for the "Lost and Found" ending, but I know how eager you were for me to answer this ask lol
Carmine would absolutely be crying her heart out in the flight home and the days after.
I feel like when she goes back to her regular schedule, Emmet would notice on the train— a this little girl he's used to seeing— a regular at the station, is suddenly looking very sad— broken in a way, and her little brother she used to travel everywhere with is no longer beside her...
He would pick up on it immediately and probably offer her help in any way he could.
They would confide in each other about their brothers going missing and have a genuine moment of bonding, grieving over what they had lost
They'd probably research together and try to find out what happened— and through this bonding experience, they would become close as siblings themselves
Missing brother duo found family moment.
And for the Lost and Found ending?
Oh man,,,
I can't help but imagine Volo would encourage Kieran to keep chasing that obsession over Ogerpon.
These two would cause so much chaos together in the name of being noticed by the Pokemon they (in their minds) hold dear, when it's actually grown to the point of it being an unhealthy obsession hehe
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tomorobo-illust · 2 years
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Hi I just realized that wrt your earliest Lone Emmet and Cub AU comic with Emmet in the present getting the letter to himself a la the ending of Back to the Future part 2, Doc Brown's first name is also Emmet. Was that in any way intentional on your part?
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Imma be real. I completely forgot that Doc Brown's first name is Emmett!! Mind you the spelling is one 't' different, but it's still an Emmet/Emmett OvO That was a coincidence, but now this whole Back to the Future inspiration is even more fitting!
The comic mentioned is this one if you are curious !
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feroluce · 2 years
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New terrible train of thought: The black and white remakes come out, and! Ingo is there! Looking just as young and spry as ever! He and Emmet don't mention anything about a separation! No missing persons posters, no memorials, no closed-down singles line! The fandom rejoices!!
And then.
Someone fights their way to the end of the Singles line and faces off against Ingo. And he gives some new dialogue, despite Emmet's having been the same as usual on the Doubles line.
Ingo is less present, there's always an ellipsis in his text box before he seems to notice and acknowledge the player. Like he's preoccupied. Pre-battle, he says he wants to lose himself in a battle, that always helps when he's feeling anxious like this. The players that lose see him say something about how even though he won, something still feels off, he still feels haunted by an ominous sensation...
And the players that win.
When he's beaten, Ingo still congratulates the player, and then pauses, and then asks a strange question. Would the player mind coming back tomorrow, but going through the doubles line? At least far enough to get to Emmet. Just to check on him. And make sure he's ok?
Because Ingo doesn't know why, but he has the ominous feeling something horrible is going to happen soon.
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This just came in my head, but for Hisui Livestream AU, what about the other people that look like people in the present? Like say if Rei comes in on one of Akari's videos and Rowan thinks Lucas got yeeted as well. Or Emmet and Elesa see Lian in either Akari or Ingo's videos (most likely Akari's) and they think "Clay?".
I'm sure there's a lot of people jokingly making "immortal" jokes all the time. And then lose their minds when Actual Immortal Cogita gets mentioned. Cynthia has a crisis.
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r0-boat · 2 years
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Villain submas head cannons
I have priorities
CW: degrading and dirty talk are mentioned, it gets kinky, but everything is a consensual relationship between two villains and their beloved hero.
Sfw
World info:
World leaders, governments, and other higher up hire Heroes to combat world threats. What they don't know is that some of the heroes are villains and are dating each other. ( or they know and don't care, as long as they are stopping the problem, even if it's temporarily, LOL)
Villains doing their villain things is their actual job, and they have work hours off hours, vacations, and weekends, just like Heroes. Their main bases are not only their homes but their place of work when they are not being super villains; they're basically living like normal people.
Emmet
Alignment: chaotic evil
Emmet's evil schemes are like his art don't diss his art. He spends years perfecting each evil plan. Just to be foiled by the hero(you), hehe; it's not like he minds, though.
Once he's done with his evil scheme, he sends it to his brother
He crafts each evil scheme with your weaknesses and likeness in mind to show how much he loves you. Pretty much, he sees it like a date.
Has a minion Army of jail text each one has their own names, like Giovanni, he sits on a chair petting his galventula
Unlike ingo he likes causing chaos because he's bored.
Nothing Else Matters except his brother his Hero, and his army of joltics.
Unironically agrees with Megamind the presentation makes you a supervillain.
If he plans a juicy take over the world evil plan just to see some fucking hero that isn't you walking through his base, he just says screw it and throws the plans away for another day, making sure to kill the No Name hero in the process.
Emmet: "You like me, and you like that I'm evil" and you're angry because it's true
Ingo
Alignment: lawful evil
Some villains just don't have class, no dirty tricks and is willing to negotiate.
"I got to get ready. I'm supposed to face the hero in an epic battle; I hope they think I'm cool."
"Brother please stop antagonizing the citizens further we've already made our point"
Emmet may have planned this, but ingo is a force to be reckoned with; ingo not only knows and is responsible for executing the plans,
Ingo and Emmet plan together, but Emmet is usually seen on the front lines because Ingo has a nasty habit of doing villain monologues where he Reveals their entire project. So Ingo Works within the Shadows, ensuring everything goes according to plan.
Other villains are jealous of their relationship with their arch nemesis
Vilain: I'm so jealous of your relationship with your hero; mine is usually too tired for cuddle time afterward. They don't even come over on our days off.
Ingo: well... anyone would be tired after a long day of work Please make sure your hero gets plenty of rest time before you execute your plan. A key to any good relationship is communication. Do you have your hero's private number... No?... Oh, dear... If you want to have a special relationship with your Nemesis, make sure they know that they're special. I hope that helps
Villain: * writing on a notepad* yes! Thank you!
He will always leave you snacks in secret places for you to find just in case you get hungry trying to find him.
And always leaves at least some videotape or message praising you for getting out of a trap.
He's still working on his evil laugh.
Steals precious material just to make you jewelry you thank and kiss him but then threatened him to put it back.
Nsfw
Never opposed to railing you on the job. They always has condoms on them because of it.
Emmet absolutely loves taking you after he captures you. Watching you struggle against the shackles as he explains his plans with his cock deep inside of you.
No matter during work or in the bed you will always have a safe word.
Ingo drools at your hero costume wishing that you could step on him just once.
Emmet made executed his plan just for you to find rose petals leading to the bedroom yes this actually happened; you're starting to think he makes some of these just to get your attention, then yes, yes, he does...
They Always always asks for your consent before doing any darker role-play kinks.
Don't mind Emmet's harsher degrading and dirty talk he'll never actually mean it, he likes the immersion.
They almost had a sex dungeon they only didn't do it because they would have a lot of explaining to do if, someone other than you raids their main base.
Emmet may or may not have a collar made with (insert your Heroes weakness here)
During after work hours or on their days off they still hit you up for you to come over and have couple time ; )
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jumpingjoltiks · 1 year
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mmmmmore sugar daddy submas :)
Pairing: Ingo x gn!Reader, Emmet x gn!Reader (mentioned)
Warnings: Sugar Daddy-esque relationship
Once you three get more comfortable with each other after a few events, Ingo and Emmet ask you to go on a day out with them. They'd like to get to know you better. Ingo will take you out in the morning, then trade you off to Emmet in the afternoon so that they can each still work a half day at the station.
Your morning with Ingo starts with a visit to a cute local diner, where he lets you order whatever you'd like on his tab as the two of you chat. He presents a few ideas for your morning together. One of which is a request that you visit the fashion district together. This surprises you. Ingo's explanation comes quickly.
"I'd like to get to know your sense of style. After all, if you're going to continue to come to events with us, you'll need more than just two or three outfits."
And that's how you find yourself in a high-end clothing store being fussed over by the Trevithick's personal favorite tailor. Ingo sits in a plush chair and watches. The tailor hand-selects a few pieces that you're far too afraid to look at the price tag for and has you change into them one by one in a side room.
They're all stunning on you. You can see why this tailor is a favorite of the twins. Each piece of clothing's color, texture, and cut seems to work with you in a way that even the "fancy" clothes you'd worn for previous events didn't. Ingo watches unmoving from his armchair, with a seemingly reserved expression each time you step out of the changing rooms. Still, you know him well enough by now to know he's enjoying himself watching you.
Until...
You find a piece that seems to click. It's like magic as you look into the mirror before you. You turn for yourself, admiring the perfect fit of it. It accentuates all of the right places and seems to make every insecurity invisible. Delicate crystals glitter along your shoulders in cascading patterns. Their sparkle brings out the twinkling of your eyes. A feeling that's warm and lovely stirs in your heart as you examine yourself.
Crucially, this outfit is all black. Ingo's color.
You keep your eyes on him as you step out. His back straightens immediately upon seeing you. Slowly he stands from his seat and makes his way to you. The look on his face is like he can't believe you exist.
His voice is breathy and uncharacteristically quiet, "Bravo! You're a vision! You look like you stepped out of a beautiful dream." Then turning to the tailor, "We'll take it. And that silver one they liked too. Please, have them adjusted for the proper measurements. Can we expect to pick them up in the usual timeline?"
The tailor cheerfully confirms, and when they calculate the total you nearly choke.
"Ingo, that's way too much! I couldn't possibly-!"
"Nonsense! As I said, you need more formalwear, and I... truly," He places a hand on your waist, gently, almost reverantly. It sends tingles up your spine, "I would like to see you in this again."
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leggerefiore · 1 year
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Iron moth emmet is willing to try out the yandere upgrade you say??
cw: light yandere, Iron Moth twins
“Are you verrrrrry sure you want that?” The Iron Moth hybrid tilted his head, “Remember. It can be removed at any time with the override safe code 'Joltik'!” You nodded at his words. A few lights flickered on him before going dark and him lowering his head with a quiet hum. You wondered what exactly it would change. The Iron Moth hybrids had mentioned that they could download personality packs to effect their presentation offhandedly, and your interest had been peaked. Ingo vehemently opposed such a pack being used on him, but Emmet found himself willing to try.
His head rose, and his LED eyes landed on you. The wing pieces moved up and down as he moved his fingers carefully. His mouth shifted into a slightly distressing grin. Careful steps echoed towards you as he cupped your face with his slightly chilled hands. Despite being nothing more than a screen, you were truly certain there was a change in his gaze. “Oh, darling,” he cooed, “I'm here again.” You supposed the changes would not be immediately apparent and sighed.
“Did it activate properly?” you asked him, just wanting to be sure. His head tilts as a couple of lights flickered on him before he nodded. The hands shifted down to grasp your shoulders as he pulled you tightly to himself. His harsh body seemingly reverberated in excitement. You wondered how to test it. “I only see you as a friend,” you tried, “I like someone else.” His grip turned painful as his eyes shifted in horrible surprise. Everything read as distressed. “Oh, yeah, it is” you cupped his face, “I was just teasing. Calm down, I love you, Em.”
He fell into a soft hum as he nuzzled his face in your nape. “I was hurt,” he spoke softly, “Verrry mean, darling. I was going to have to tie you up.”
You swallowed.
~
“Joltik!” Ingo yelled suddenly as Emmet cuddled you with your wrists bound behind your back. You glared at him as Emmet went limp. The personality pack was removed.
“Ingo, rude! I was enjoying that,” you whined.
“... I was not,” he sighed and shook his head, “Emmet, don't install things like that either.”
“I was having fuuuun,” Emmet argued and hugged you close to him.
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movedsomewhereelse · 2 years
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team rocket gets fucking thrown into hisui au
uhh i don’t use tumblr nor do i know how to use it so i am sorry if this is messy but here are headcanons and whatnot
(put under the “keep reading” thing in case some people don’t like. care about it idk)
• i think they’d get put into hisui inbetween series so the only members that got thrown are jessie, james, meowth, and wobbuffet
• they only remember themselves and each other. they have vague memories that they were on the same team or something and there was this really important boss guy that they feel like they should probably get back to. also yknow how there’s like those ingo things with remembering emmet? i think team rocket would be like that with ash+pikachu but less angsty (or still just as, depends)
• pokemon wise, i like the idea of jessie getting a shinx because she likes it’s personality or something. for james, i think he’d get an eevee, but hey who knows not me
• maybe meowth would convince a random pikachu to join them. because it feels important that they should get a pikachu
• everyone is super freaked out about this talking pokemon that looks like it should be on 2 legs so they don’t really like him at first but then he helps translate and then people start using him to translate and like him and stuff
• they sometimes hum their parts in the motto. like they don’t know the words but they can get the tune
• it’s not a song but i don’t know how else to phrase it
• they hate being part of the survey corps but they do it for the money. gotta get rich somehow and pay for food to eat
• sometimes they’ll discuss memories. they’ll try to figure out and put pieces together (not that it ever works. everytime they think theyre close, there’s one thing that makes it fall apart everytime)
• they hang out with ingo sometimes because they feel like they’ve seen him before, somewhere (whichever series’ this takes place between, it’s up to interpretation but they’ve either fought him like that one time in B/W or on TV or something)
• at some point they get shocked by lord electrode and blast off and while they go james is like “… shouldn’t we be saying something here” and jessie says swears. then wobbuffet does the wobbuffet thing.
• they show up again like 2 minutes later looking fine and everyone is like “wtf.” because that isn’t normal
• why are these random ass people completely fine after getting shocked by LORD ELECTRODE
• melli goes absolutely wild and is torn between being like “DAMN😍” and “DAMN🤬”
• i think it’s funny to think about some child wanting to dress up meowth or something and give him bows and crap. so he looks in a mirror after and gets hit with a horrible wave of deja vu that does not feel good
• yes it’s about meowzie. after a minute it’s back to normal but he is freaked out for a while so ehh
• the horrible deja vu continues when jessie shows this hairstyle that she got and doesn’t think it’s her look but james is bluescreening because that hairstyle reminds him of someone who is really not cool at all (jessebelle)
• jessie never wears it like that again
• now for jessie to experience, there’s that one island in the coastlands where there’s a chansey and while everyone else is like. scared because it’s an alpha pokemon, jessie is like “omg?????? wtf????” and she approaches it. then it attacks her and bam bad deja vu
• i don’t really know how wobbuffet would experience it so have fun imagining that
• i have two thoughts for the ash and pikachu situation- either A. they are in the present or B. they are in the past and i have thoughts about both
• A. the present. i think that ash would go to the next region (or stay in kanto idk whatever you want to imagine) and everything is normal at first
• but then after a bit of time passes it feels like somethings missing but he isn’t sure what
• at some point he randomly mentions team rocket and jessie and james and whatever. but then his companion(s) go “huh??? who are they???”
• it clicks. team rocket has not been around where did they go what
• so ash begins to search because he sure as hell isn’t going to the police about it, because 1, he is a hero, and 2, they would arrest them immediately
• basically he searches for team rocket while no one else does and it’s just shgshs yeah
• and B, where he turns up in hisui too with pikachu
• i would think he remembers everything. so when he sees team rocket he flips out and is like “wtf what are you doing here how did you follow me to the past!!!”
• jessie starts to be like “to protect the w-“ and then stops because. what????
• they don’t remember the motto but it feels like they should be saying it but they don’t know what it is
• they all stand there in silence until ash is like “aren’t you… gonna continue the motto??” and they’re like “what?”
• after a bit of debate ash and pikachu realize they don’t remember and are actually kind of sad now
• hey at least they don’t want pikachu now!!!…. hey what do you mean you have the urge to take pikachu please don’t steal him
• i don’t know it’s an interesting concept that i may expand on later
rhats pretty much it now i think!!! okay bye tumblr i may be back one day maybe not
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eldritch twins has so much potential.
Cause I’m just picturing Elesa trying to cautiously teach them human customs, and then it gets to ‘courting’ and like, humans have many many different ways, so she tries to think of the basics.
“Oh they keep up really good hygiene to be more presentable! Like trying out new scents and stuff, though they can also just do that for work.”
But they stopped listening at the first half and so the next time their darling walks in they go “oh? New scent? GASP! DARLING IS TRYING TO COURT US! OH BELOVED WAIT!-“ and the struggle to get a feather and scale off respectively.
Meanwhile that morning their soulmate was just “I did buy some new body lotion, and it smells amazing, eh might as well.”
Poor Elesa who states something so clearly but these two monster men are just ‘I heard courting habits/rituals and that’s all that matters.’
- noodle
jdakshl I took this in a slightly different direction but I think you will like it :)
CW: Long, Poly, Demon/Monster Submas AU, Deredere Yanderes
Though I like the idea of Darling after starting to date them just tries out some new scents with the intention of finding one the Twins like and they go nuts when Darling is asking if they like it, both of them trying to find another suitable gift to give their darling-
Elesa sighed, rubbing her temples as she sat back in the plush leather chair the twins had prepared for her. Emmet pacing around the room, and Ingo leaning against his desk, unsure of how they’d managed to give Elesa a migraine this time around.
“Miss Eles-”
“Be quiet for a minute,” She hissed, keeping her eyes closed in silent meditation- And shooshing Emmet again. Maybe, just maybe, she thought, if she wished for it hard enough, she’d wake up back in her apartment and find all of this had been a bad dream; That she hadn’t spent the past three afternoons trying to explain human customs to these two demons, whose current plants involved running a train station in some roundabout way to win your heart; Though, they had to admit, trains were very cool in their own right. Elesa had thought the two to be simply adorable when she learned this had all started from trying to make you love them- Simply seeing you happy brought them such joy, they were more than happy to give you anything you asked for, to grant your every wish!
Elesa thought it cute; innocent, sweet, lovey-dovey, a fairy-tale romance come true-
And soon those adjectives would be dropped from her vocabulary entirely, when she’d heard their future plans to get you to love them.
Their plans included all sorts of absolutely wonderful ideas- such as gaslighting you, kidnapping you, brainwashing you, murdering any vermin who might try to deceive you, stealing away your heart with their lies- In other words, anyone who might try to date you- Or perhaps they would engage in their own kind’s displays of affection- To offer you the head of some fool who dared to insult or disrespect you would be a delightful honor to them, and surely humans would have some similar customs, correct? Or maybe you’d prefer these fools to fall to the ground, swearing eternal fealty to you for having committed such egregious transgressions against you- And they’d already erased some existences that had dared to try to hurt or insult you before. Though they hadn’t gotten to mention the nicer and far sweeter rituals of courting they had, before Elesa interrupted them with an excessively long-winded admonishment of how terrible everything they had planned was; Ordering them both to forget anything and everything they knew about their own customs and ideas and promising them that she’d definitely convince you to love them so please-do-not-resort-to-whatever-the-hell-you-two-were-originally-thinking, stuttering the words out as quickly as she could to ensure the two idiots understood and obeyed.
And they had, of course, gotten bored after no less than three hours of “discussion” on their ideas- It was silly of Miss Elesa to try to correct them! They were above such human ideas of things like “morality”- And they were fine playing human- They insisted. But the laws that bound their existences in this realm made it impossible for them to just take you. They needed to hear it from you first-That you loved them. That you wanted them. And truth be told? The  thought excited them more than anything- A human willingly becoming their bride- How lovely, how lovely! What a fairy-tale among their kind, too. Human soulmates were defective- and were often abused and treated as livestock by their demonic companion, as humans didn’t feel the desire or obsession that resulted from the condition of having a soulmate, and the demon had no desire to wait or explain anything; Just to have their soulmate as quickly as possible, safely in their embrace and away from any prying eyes or danger. They could just keep their human pet bound up for their own amusement, and sleeping in a pleasant dream to keep them from suffering or hating the demon- Lost in falsehoods and fantasies, unaware- Yet also painfully aware of the waking nightmare that engulfed them.
But Ingo and Emmet had seen how such cruelty to half of the soul-bind had wasted away at their kind- turning into wretched ghosts of themselves. Living, but at what cost? Unending suffering for human and aberration alike.
They were nervous and worried that they might frighten you, or hurt you again, after what happened when you summoned them- They were so desperate to see you love them-
And also of the fear that you might reject them. Oh, how that would hurt- And the two refused to even begin to explain what they would do if you should turn them down and refuse their affections; But the dark look that clouded both their eyes made Elesa shiver.
And hence why they endured the bothersome nonsense of the little mortal before them, listening intently- waiting for her to divulge the knowledge and wisdom she claimed to possess.
Elesa leaned back in her chair.
“So, you guys want to know… about... dating.”
“…Courting.” Ingo returned, looking at Elesa warily. “Dating comes after courtship, does it not?”
“Well, that is- I guess they mean the same thing, Humans have a lot of different… ways they can engage in... In courtship, It’s a little difficult to explain,” Elesa tried to answer, but really- Where was she even supposed to begin? She was primarily concerned about them hurting others while attempting to court you- Or murdering them- Or any other number of horrible things that Elesa didn’t even want to begin to imagine.
“I am sure there must be some basics, Miss Elesa. Could you not explain to us some… signs, or something- We are not even sure if our little beloved loves us back, truth be told- And reading minds is quite a difficult feat.”
Elesa’s attention snapped to those last words. “You can read minds?”
Ingo could tell by her tone this was not a good thing. “Well, technically- But humans-”
“Absolutely no mind reading no matter what do you understand me, not to me, not to your beloved, not to anyone- Got it?”
Ingo’s tired eyes met Elesa’s- bright and indignant and practically sparking with fear and anger. Ingo sighed.
There was nothing worth reading in her mind, anyway. Her thoughts, like so many other humans, were scattered and varied and cacophonous- a din of firing neurons that was more like trying to listen in on every conversation in a crowded mall at once- And 99 out of every 100 was screaming about something either inappropriate, insane, or inane. And finding out what the human’s mind was actually focused on was even harder.
“Very well, Miss Elesa. We will not engage in any mind reading.” Ingo didn’t feel like explaining it to her right now- Perhaps later.
Emmet stopped pacing. “Yes yes- We will not do that- But, how do we tell if our darling likes us?” He collapsed onto the office sofa, tired of the other two constantly derailing onto other topics.
“W-Well, I suppose...” And she began to think again. “Well, uh- If you’re trying to get someone to notice you... Sometimes they’ll do things like try out new outfits, or dress nicer if they’re going to see you.”
“But Darling works here- They must wear the uniform of Gear Station. How would they dress differently?”
“Hmm, I guess not that then- Maybe they wear ribbons in their hair? Haircut? Bracelet? Jewelry?”
Emmet’s smile widened. “Ah! We shall look out for such changes.”
“Oh! Another thing I can think of- Personal grooming! If you like someone, you’ll take more time to make yourself nice for when you go to see them! They might try out some new soaps, new perfumes... All sorts of things; styling their hair differently, making sure their breath smells good- you know, stuff like that? Though, to be honest, that’s also a bit of a "for work” thing as well- Lot of people like to make themselves extra nice for work-”
“Splendid!” Emmet interrupted, clapping his hands together.
“Wait a second-” Elesa interrupted, but faltered- They weren’t paying attention anymore.
The twins shared a glance to one another; Quite a satisfactory answer! And perhaps they could try out some of those things as well... Darling seemed to like certain hairstyles on men- Perhaps they could change their hair a bit... Or maybe find one of these perfumes for themselves- Something you’d like?
“But what sort of scents would Darling like?” Ingo wondered aloud- Neither of them smelled much like anything, they thought. And what would Darling like for them to wear?
“Oh, I’d love to help with that! I can ask them about it during our next coffee hang out,” Elesa was already thinking of the dozens of scent samples she’d received from perfumeries- Especially for all the commercials she’d done over her career. And finally! Some normal progress with these two abominable monsters from beyond the edge of reality.
And the twin demons now had something to look out for about you! Emmet tried to recall- your hair always smelled of either flowers or fruits. He'd just have to take note of your scent from now on.
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Of course, you were happily unaware of any secret plots to analyze your shampoo and/or other bathing product choices while you were doing your shopping later that evening- You were out of a lot of your favorite bath products- So why not stock up on some while you were here? And maybe-
Maybe you'd try something different. New.
You grabbed a bottle of some tea tree conditioner; Some stronger stuff was good to use every now and again, right?
And you used it the next morning- the scent was strong, you realized- but not necessarily unpleasant? Minty. Pungently minty.
And the twins could smell it the moment you walked into the access tunnels.
"Good morning, Station Masters!" You saluted them, standing as straight as you could with your heels together as they both walked over; Emmet had some sort of tablet in his hands, and Ingo had a clipboard- You recognized it as the morning safety checklist. By the time you got in, according to an engineer, there was a broken... energetic lattice generator inside an engine? It sounded quite sci-fi, you thought; but also interesting! The trains of Gear Station were a modern marvel of engineering and scientific ingenuity;
Or at least, that's what you thought. To Emmet and Ingo, it was just a way for their Servitors to inform their masters of potential breaches in security or problems caused by magical interference, without revealing to the general populace and you that the trains were, well, yes, while technically complex mechanical devices, they were powered by some arcane wellspring of energy that Joltiks went utterly insane for. The actual engines inside of them were physically impossible to exist- And if any human engineer tried to comprehend or rebuild the engines they’d be unable to or probably driven mad. Perpetual motion machines were not something that should’ve been able to exist in this universe, after all.
But none of that mattered for now! You were here! And- And you smelled different-
"Good morning!" Ingo shouted- his voice always so loud and distinct against the growing mechanical din of trains starting up and stopping and clunking and bumping and mechanical whirrs and grinding noises, and Emmet motioned you closer and the two dragged you away from the maintenance annex, into a quieter tunnel.
Oh, you were quite pretty today! Your outfit was as sharp as ever, and your smile so bright- Ingo put his arm across your back more than once- stopping just short of grabbing you, as much as he wanted to- And Emmet forcefully restrained his arms behind his back while they walked with you towards their office. Surprisingly, none of the other Depot Agents were following you yet, you noticed.
Of course, the Agents knew not to interfere with their bosses when they were with... you.
But the two were excited for another reason, aside from getting to be alongside their beloved, beautiful, darling-
The scent. It was different. Very different.
A sign you liked them, right? You were wearing the scent for them, right? Right?
You removed your cap for a second, brushing back your hair- and a new wave of the strangely minty scent hit them both. It was certainly different from what you normally wore, Ingo thought- And your hair was so pretty, he just wanted to run his hands through it, to gently caress you- Emmet was staring at you- licking his lips and leaning in a little too close- And Ingo shoved him back glaringly. No. They had to make sure, right?
Ingo would strike up conversation with you- Already planning out how to weave the question of the new scent into a natural conversation, to find out if you really were wearing it for them- That would be so sweet, though he did think he preferred the scents of flowers and fruits on you- But if you’d thought of them, trying to impress them- trying to court them-
Ingo needed to know. His feet were trailing shadows and pools of dark voids while he walked, his mouth curling into a little grin- And he went to ask you, tentatively, how you were doing this morning-
“Are you wearing a new perfume?” Emmet interjected. Ingo faltered, glaring daggers at his younger twin.
You blushed- Was the scent really that intense? “O-Oh, no, It must be the new hair conditioner I tried that you’re smelling- It’s awfully minty, isn’t it? I don’t know if I quite like the scent.”
Blush. You were blushing! How cute! They could hear your heartbeat in your chest- increasing rapidly. You, of course, were just embarrassed that the tea tree conditioner was obviously so intense that your bosses could not only smell it, but were commenting on it-
“It is not bad,” Ingo added, trying to calm you down. Ingo could smell it too? It must’ve been really intense. “...Are you trying out new hair products for any particular reason?”
Both of them looked at you- Leaning into your space ever so slightly, waiting for your answer with bated breaths.
“No reason! Really!” You answered honestly. “I just- It was a more intense hair cleanser than normal, and I thought... I could... use a change...” You trailed off. Sinnoh above, this was embarrassing- Scentless hair wash next time. Who knew your bosses had the noses of Poochyenas?
Or maybe it was really intense and bad. You adjusted your hat on your head. Hopefully you could mask it? Or better yet, you knew Agent Jackie needed you- You could run off and seclude yourself in some office doing desk work for the day, avoiding your bosses and smelling pungently minty-fresh in some forgotten corner of Gear Station!
“I’m terribly sorry, Ingo and Emmet- But- uh, Jackie- My supervisor for today- he uh, asked me to report to him for my daily tasks! I just remembered I was supposed to report to him first thing this morning, sorry!” And before they could stop you, you’d run off.
The twins were quite upset when you managed to scurry away- Had Elesa lied to them? Was this a human way of saying- No, it couldn’t be-
Had you tried the new hair conditioner for someone else...? Ingo bit his thumb at the thought, hard enough to draw blood, turning black and shadowy at exposure to the air. Emmet stopped his incessant pacing, his hands twitching uncomfortably and inhumanly.
Absolutely not. They wouldn’t allow you- How dare you- No, no they couldn’t think that! You were simply confused- You only loved them- You couldn’t love someone else- Could you?
They’d get to the bottom of this- No matter what! Your supervising Agent was about to receive a new order for the day- Find out if you were going to see anyone later, no matter what- And also find out why you were wearing the strange hair scent- Oh, they wouldn’t be letting you leave Gear Station today if you really were looking forward to meeting someone else- They’d have to put a stop to that immediately!
And Elesa, meanwhile, had returned to her gym- Quietly thinking to herself while she awaited the arrival of a new challenger.
“I could’ve explained that stuff better,” She thought- But man, had she been exhausted today- “The way I said that stuff about perfumes... I hope they don’t start thinking that person is like, proposing to them just because they used Strawberry scented shampoo instead of coconut today or something- Nah, of course they wouldn’t be so dumb as to-”
She stopped.
On second thought- 
She began furiously dialing her X-transceiver.
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