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fidjiefidjie · 9 months
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😁 Timing parfait !👍🤣
« Yanagawa River » 🛶 🇯🇵 Les conducteurs d’embarcations ont le sens du spectacle !
🎥 chotiijp
Source :LMPositif
Bel après-midi 👋
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walker-diaries · 8 months
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le-journal-catalan · 1 year
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Saint-Cyprien : la mairie démantelé le bateaux abandonnés du port
Une embarcation de 17 mètres abandonnée depuis des années dans la zone technique du port vient d’être débitée sur place par une société de traitement et de recyclage des déchets industriels après avoir été dépolluée. Il aura fallu plusieurs années de procédures complexes pour pouvoir – enfin – démanteler une encombrante embarcation de 17 mètres abandonnée dans la zone technique du port. Une…
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gardensnakie · 27 days
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He's not as scary as he used to be, he cant even get Basil to flinch anymore. It makes him feel foolish
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feelingtheaster99 · 1 year
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“That’s not the type of story this is.” Powerful words, Brennan
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shivorce · 1 year
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the thing about nepotism is that as a concept it makes sense and i have no moral objections? like okay two famous people have a kid who follows them into the family business (music, acting, being famous, etc) and as their parents give them every opportunity they have access to. families are supposed to look after each other!!! like cry all you want about meritocracy but when it comes down to it if i am eating everybody eating!! the problem is that not every parent gets the opportunity to set their kids up like that . every parent should be able to do nepotism successfully
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paragonrobits · 1 year
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that weird intersection of warhammer 40k between what started as a sci fi skin for Warhammer Fantasy Battle and attempts at a harder sci-fi setting that is indifferent to the fact that this is also a setting with explicit gods just zooming around (even if they ARE flavored as extradimensional horrors born from emotions)
there’s quite a few things that exist solely in this intersection that makes it weird whether you look at either the Hrud and think ‘if its true they are meant to be a 40k version of the Skaven that is respectable, but you could honestly do fine by just porting the Skaven over, maybe making them part of the Imperium and changing nothing about them besides flavoring them as especially weird looking but stable abhumans’ or if you notice the bits where the setting is trying very hard to take itself seriously but all you can think of are the spaceships that look like giant floating cathedrals or the fact that the most powerful force in the universe is the collective enthusiasm and groupthink of mushroom football hooligans
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jessebutchman · 10 months
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the selective breeding i have to partake in for the joke asks my friends send me
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reh-ldjen · 2 years
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MC falling asleep on Andrei and Zhang
Alright @beauxzeybeck here are your darlings
Andrei
You were resting at the graveyard
Watching the moon
But you were tured since you had some missions to do earlier
So you get sleepy before you knew it you fell asleep on Andrei's shoulder
Andrei was really relaxed he understood that some just needed some rest but this is not going to be good place to rest
He carefully pick you up bridel style and brought you inside
He told one of his agnets to not disturb them for the day
You two rested inside you leaned to him and Andrei just watching you (not in a creepy way) having a good rest
Still it won't stop the gols talking about what the one agent saw
They find it cute and happy that their leader has found someone to relax with
Zhang
You two were just spending time at saturnalia
After that you were sitting at a bench at the park
You were a bit more tipsy than you thought so you started to get sleepy
Zhang noticed you slowly falling asleep so he put his coat on you and put you on his back
Since you are on his back and the hat is a bit in the way you took it and put it on you head
Zhang made his way to his home with you on his back
You didn't care that he moved so you were asleep on on the way there
When he arrived his destination he put you on his bed and let you rest
He made sure to have something normal to drink for you when you wake up
So he called a friend to grab a bag and went into bed with you
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Sacramento’s first social equity cannabis dispensary opens
Sacramento’s first social equity cannabis dispensary opens
A new cannabis dispensary that opened Monday is the first in a city program designed to give Sacramento residents affected by the war on drugs an opportunity to legally sell marijuana to customers. Personal trainer Robert Jackson is the majority partner in the new business at 6233 Mack Road in South Sacramento, one of 10 applicants approved by Sacramento city officials in the spring of 2021 to…
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the-tech-turn · 10 days
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I DON'T THINK YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND
For NINE DAYS Odysseus was wide awake
He was just trying to make it home with NO storm or tidal wave.
AND IN THAT TIME he remained unopposed and the bag was STILL CLOSED.
He was SO CLOSE, too, reuniting with his wife and son.
He was SO eager to make new memories with his beloved wife, and he wanted to make up for lost time with his son.
All he had to do was keep his eyes open.
But he was so tired.
Just had to keep his eyes open.
He just wanted to see his family.
Keep your eyes open Odysseus.
He just wanted to embarce them after a long war.
If only he had kept his eyes open.
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akutasoda · 10 days
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hair hold's memories
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synopsis - a fleeting memory that can only be memorialized in the locks that flowed freely
includes - boothill
warnings - gn!reader, very angstyyy, comfort, bittersweet, mentions of blood and harm, experimentation??, wc - 1.2k
a/n: what was a conversation about braiding boothill's hair with a friend turned into a drabble and now this...
taglist - @teddirika @frankiesteinn
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many things changed for boothill so quickly and without much of a warning. one moment the cold darkness of relief consumed his body, clouding his vision and holding him close in an attempt to swallow him whole as he desperately writhed and struggled to be set free and embarced by death's cold hands - but he could still feel the overwhelming terror and anxiety swelling up in his cold body. the next moment, the smell of iron and char accompanied by the whirring of machinery awoke him from his cold dead slumber.
his body was no longer his, his heart, his feelings no longer felt like a comforting shell. instead they felt like a bitter reminder of his cruel fate that he had no say in, he died but he wasn't allowed to have the rest that should've come to someone passed. the doctor had done what he wanted with a body that wasn't his nor was it really the recipients anymore - taken the coldness and flurry of emotions in the shell of a man and immortalised it into a machine.
sometimes he doesn't know whether that doctor was playing a cruel joke at his expense or was attempting to do good by granting him his life back - the latter seemed even worse as it would've been a selfish act on the expense of someone else. for a while he couldn't look himself in a mirror, his body was a constant reminder of his mistakes and failures and it forced him to live out the rest of his life as someobdy else. sometimes he wished to tear his metallic joins from the equally metallic limbs and bring himself back to the embrace of darkness but he didn't even know if that would be possible anymore. maybe the blue blood would laugh at him pitifully as he now wished for it to flow a crimson red - the same crimson red that flowed freely out of his body as he faded to darkness.
maybe the doctor thought he could help fix boothill's mind by leaving his head attached to his new body. the cold metal a stark contrast to the warm supple skin of his face that became colder day by day. the only part of him that could feel something, anything that would be his kast bastion of hope in convincing himself that he was still human - even if he always went back on his words.
as a human boothill had long hair - it grew very quickly and he enjoyed having it flow freely as it reached his hips. the black and white strands would fall to frame his face beautifully, sometimes even picturesque as it carries on the winds that he could reach out and feel. now the cold metal toyed with the strands that stayed the same, no matter how much hair he could grab he could no longer feel it and he felt it only highlighted the contrast between his human and mechanical features instead of the soft dips and curves of his facial features.
he felt numb as he traced his remaining human feature with his metal hands, he couldn't feel anything anymore. he would be sentenced to always remember his past and feel a bitter resentment to the human body he once called his own. boothill swore to preserve his remaining human features in honour of the man he used to be - never to forget despite the pain those memories caused.
they say hair holds memories and he believed that. after his body was turned he never cut his hair, he was technically dead and his hair wouldn't grow the way it used to. it was a part of his old body that could stay the same, it didn't fall out nor did it grow and so if he preserved it, it could become a permanent comfort of knowing he was once human. boothill looked after his hair diligently as if anything happened to it he knew he'd lose another part of himself that would be replaced - making him less of him and more the cruel experiment he was.
'are you sure you want to go ahead with this?' you stared at him with a seriousness etched into your concerned face. it wasn't long ago that boothill had come up to uncharacteristically unsure of himself and rather nervous asking you for your help with something. 'yeah im sure, damn joints aren't working as well as they should' boothill let out a rather shaky sigh that almost went unnoticed - it was true, his metallic joints weren't agreeing with him after his last mission but he needed to keep his upkeep of his hair, he wanted to preserve it to the best of his ability.
you knew how much this meant to him, idly running your hands through his hair you noticed how he relaxed into your touch - his hair and his head were the only remaining parts that could feel human touch. he always enjoyed it when you would run your hands through his hair, as long as you promised to be gentle, it gave him a sense of normality that always seemed so foreign. you knew that this was a sacred part of his body and you wanted to help him as best you could when he asked for you to help give his hair a quick clean.
no amount of words could ever get him to even like his metal body, not even your compliments.
'alright then, lay your head across then' you said and he quickly obliged laying his head on your lap and letting his hair hang down the overside of your lap. you made a slow and gentle pace as you began to carefully clean his hair for him and you noticed how he closed his eyes - in fear or contentment you don't know. you noticed his eyes barely moved and so you figured he wouldn't mind if you wove a small touch into his hair - a small braid that could hang loose. eventually you finished with his hair out and began to carefully sort it, once you were done you placed a small kiss to his forehead.
he opened his eyes to be met with you smiling back at him and his toothy grin worked it's way across his face and he sat up just for you to place his cowboy hat back atop his head. you knew how precious his hair was to him, it was part of what remained from his original body and he never wanted to lose it - keeping it at it's original length in pristine condition. you knew especially how much he trusted you just by allowing you to do this for him.
boothill was both a machine and a human. no matter how confident he seemed there would still be moments of weakness and realisation of his fate that had been decided for him and he never thought he would let someone see that from him. but here you where because at the end of the day he was your lover and you were his. his lover who made him feel whole again.
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444rockstargf · 3 months
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Hey girl, I love your work and I was wondering if you could write more toxic angsty love with euronymous kinda like your story "remember how we used to party up all night?"? I love what you wrote before and it doesn’t need to have anything to do with the story I mentioned before but I have no specific idea other than just that theme of toxic love. Also could be good as headcannons if you think that would be easier to work with,
Love your writing 🩷🩷
thank you for the request!
"blessed with beauty and rage." | euronymous
ultraviolence. - lana del rey
✮⋆˙ [tags] @faesucksass @lustkillers @mayathepsychic1999 @josibunn @vanlisbon @lankysimp @monkeyfart @simply-stellarr
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female!reader x euronymous
headcanons.
contents: toxic relationship, mentions of cheating, arguing, slight degradation, not proofread
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fighting all day and everyday. everything you said to eachother, it came in one ear and went out the other. you would walk around the house, passing him but not even glancing in his direction. he'd firmly grab your wrist, pressly your body into his as he condescendingly glared down at you, expecting some sort of greeting from you. "good morning to you too, bitch."
you would have no privacy whatsoever. whether you'd be changing in the bedroom or having a shower, he'd barge in, going on to do his business while not even acknowledging you. "what the hell, euro! can't you see im busy?!" he would simply glare at you through his reflection in the mirror. "i dont think i give a damn, princess." if you were naked or in your underwear, he'd get a little smirk on his face and leer at you as he walks away.
whenever you two have a bad fight about something, you'd storm off into your bedroom, slamming the door shut and burying yourself in bed, trying to completely drown him out. but as soon as you started falling asleep, he'd storm into the room, tearing off his shirt before climbing into bed beside you and pulling your body onto his, ignoring your grumbles. he'd rest your head on his pale chest as he gently strokes your hair, whispering in a bitter but warm voice. "even though you're the bane of my existence, i wouldn't want to share this bed with anyone but you."
you better get used to him pinning you against things whenever you get mouthy. the wall, the fridge, any door in the house, he's pushed you into his, forcing his hand onto your chest as he stares daggers at you. you'd look so helpless as you squirmed underneath him, all to his pleasure. when he feels your body starting to shake, he'd let you go, leaving you there all alone.
you'd always taunt him with the fact that you could leave him for any of his bandmates at anytime. after he yells at you about something, you'd sit there with your arms crossed and a slight snarl on your face. "i bet pelle would treat me better than this... i'm an idiot for ever choosing your ass." with that, he'd shut up and behave like your little dog for the rest of the day, listening to all your orders and doing whatever you please.
you and euro have known eachother for a long time, so he knows exactly what to say to break you apart. he would growl as he gets in your face, yelling at a volume that makes your blood run cold. "and you always wonder why you don't have anyone in your life! you think anyone else would put up with your bullshit?! pull another stunt like this and im gone, just like all the others."
most of your arguments would end in you leaving, locking yourself in any closed space and hugging your knees to your chest, silently weeping. he would eventually break, sighing as he sheepishly knocks on the door, talking softly. "c-can i come in, sweetie..? i want to talk to you. nicely this time..." you'd open the door, meeting his slightly red eyes and splotchy cheeks. he'd hold his arms out to you, and you would jump into his arms, enjoying his warm embarce. he would kiss you gently on the top of your head as he says softly. "i hate you, my beautiful, perfect girl..."
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author's note: in no way is this post meant to romanticise toxic relationships. xoxo.
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ilovechuuy4 · 6 months
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ᕦ "𝑰'𝒎 𝒔𝒊𝒄𝒌 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖" ᕤ
↦ 𝑭𝒚𝒐𝒅𝒐𝒓 𝒙 𝑮𝒏!𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 ↤
Description → You over thought things 'nd left him..
Warnings! ; Nothing but a bit of angst but fluff at the end!
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A/N: wasn't 100% sure on what I was doing. I was bored and decided to write Fyodor x gn! Reader bc I wanted angst:3 hope yall like this one :3 🍷
It was around 7pm and you were cuddling with your boyfriend watching television, until you hear Fyodor's phone buzz, a notification. Your eyes glances over looking over the phone. The contact was incoherent Russian, which you couldn't read, as the contact name and a simple heart at the end. You, yourself knew the Russian man loved you dearly, yet couldn't shake the thought that Fyodor was cheating. You couldn't help it, who could? So you brought the guts to ask.
"Hey, darling. Who are you texting.?" This caused Fyodor to freeze and turn off his phone, he looks over and you and your lovely (e/c) eyes, "It's nobody, moya lyubov. " he said with a soft smile. Yet, you were still over thinking things, you simply stood from the couch. "Mhm, right darling. I'm going to sleep for the night." You hum out, holding back soft tears as you walk through the house and up the stairs into yall's shared bedroom. A soft sigh escaping your mouth, you was worried your suspicions were right. So, the next day, that's when you was going to confront Fyodor about it. And not listen to any stupid 'nd silly little excuses he thought of.
That's when the next day came, you sat up and walked down the stairs, your eyes looking into fyodor's purple ones. "Fyodor, I need to say something" you blurted, your voice was soft, shaking softly. "Yes, darling?" He responded, he didn't know the next words that came out your pretty little mouth would make his heart drop. "I think we need a break."
When you said this, it caused the Russian to panic, coming to you embracing your face in his large hands. "Hey, what do you mean break? Why do we need a break?" His thick Russian voice breaking and crumbling. He was horrified, he didn't want to loose you, he loved and adored you. You were his world.
You didn't want to listen to the "excuses" so before Fyodor said anything more you left the house. For weeks on end you didn't text Fyodor, nothing that meant you had to see that sweet, Russian man. Don't get yourself wrong, you really, like REALLY missed him. But those messages hurt you, but you can't shake the fact you should have listened to him. Should have listned to the things you thought were going to be excuses. You just felt how much Fyodor could be suffering in his own sorrow, you could still hear how heart broken he was when you said you needed a break.
It had been about 2 weeks since that "break" and you was starting to miss your Russian man. You couldn't handle it any longer, you couldn't handle being so far apart for so long. It broke your heart, knowing how much you needed Fyodor and how much he needed you. You stood from your bed, slipping on your shoes.
You ran quickly to Fyodor's house through the cold autumn morning. Once you arrive, you were panting heavily as you knock on the front door, hoping and prayin' that your boyfriend, the love of your life, would still be willing to be with you.
You wait out in the cold weather waiting for the handsome Russian to answer the door and embarce you the same way he always does. You didn't want him to be in his own sorrow anymore. Soon you hear the door unlock and open, and in front of your panting frame you see Fyodor, he looked so miserable, so upset, so desperate for the love he didn't get for the past two weeks. When he saw you, he didn't embrace you, he didn't even utter a word, all you saw was your lover, your world, break down in tears. The soft clear tears dripping from his beautiful deep purple eyes.
It broke your heart, seeing Fyodor like this. He has never cried when he say you, that's why it broke your heart even more than just seeing him cry. You stepped forward and embraced the crying male. Holding him close as to comfort him, you loved him dearly and couldn't stand him crying, it made you want to cry. "Shh, darling it's okay. I'm sorry I left im so so sorry, I should have listened to what you had to say" you spoke softly, trying to sooth the sobs.
His larger arms embraced you, wrapping around your hips holding you close, "Please don't ever leave me like that again, moya lyubov. You scared me I thought you was going to leave me" his thick Russian accent crumbling once again like the weeks before when you took the break. It was upsetting seeing him like this, you just wanted to make everything better.
You could feel the soft tears dripping on your neck as Fyodor nuzzled his face in the crease of your neck. You slowly ran your fingers into his hair, soothing him even more as the tears slowly dried. "I'm so sorry, I really am. I promise I won't ever leave you like that anymore it was such a stupid move of me to assume you were cheating or doing something behind my back." You spoke slowly, your voice breaking as you did, it was hard for you to see Fyodor so upset.
The Russian hummed softly, indicating he was listening and as well as, of course enjoying your embarce. "Fyodor, dear. I have a question" you was genuinely curious who he was texting that night if he wasn't cheating. "Yes, dear?" He pulls away from your neck, his hands still holding your hips. "Well, maybe let's go inside and then I can ask." And then you gave Fyodor a gentle nudge inside, kicking the door shut behind y'all.
You cleared your throat and the spoke, "So, who was you texting to that night? I couldn't really read it since it was in Russian, I over reacted because of the heart." Your head drooping down, you was ashamed of yourself for not asking before lashing out. "It was my mother, darling. She doesn't know much english I'm sorry if I worried you I never intendeded that." He gently placed two fingers under your chin, lifting your head up. "Don't be upset, I'm not mad I was just worried I was going to loose you." He said with a smile before planting a soft and love filled kiss on your lips.
You hummed softly, indicating your understanding. "So, what were y'all talking about then? I'm actually curious." Your curiosity was getting best of you and y'all both knew that Fyodor would tell you when you asked. "Well, darling. It's, complicated." He mumbles, his head resting on your shoulder, his hands sliding back down to your hips, pulling you closer.
The Russian huffed, he seemed so stressed. "Moya lyubvov, I have a serious question. And please don't run away this time." You cocked an eyebrow, run away? Why would you run away. That's when you say Fyodor getting down on the ground on one knee, pulling a small box out his pocket. He opened the box, you jaw dropping, tears jerking and swelling in your eyes. That's when the Russian started speaking again, "Honey, I was talking to my mother about marrying you. She was asking when I was going to propose." Tears slowly dripped from your eyes as you looked at the beautiful ring in the small box.
"Y/N, would you make me the happiest man alive, and marry me? I want to live my entire life with you, and nobody else." He spoke slow and smoothly letting you take in every word. You nodded you head quickly and broughtFyodor into a tight embarce on the ground. "Yes! Of course! Of course, Fyodor I'll marry you!" Tears were streaming down your face as you spoke. Fyodor brought his arms around, wrapping you in a warm embrace.
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A/N: im only posting this bc I'm working on like, a request and this one was going to be AFTER the request but like..im trying to post stuff man. (I really hope this doesn't flop>×<
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anartisticalniche · 3 months
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A Corsair Freebooter
Tags: SMG3/SMG4, SMG4 and Mario Bros, Axol/Melony, Mario and Meggy, Saiko and Tari, SMG3 and the Anticast, other relationships to be tagged
Description: in Victorian-like Mushroom Kingdom, when Mario gets 'kidnapped' by pirates, SMG4 and Luigi must embarc on a life changing adventure, unknown to the fact that their quest is going to change the world as well.
PROLOGUE
He had NO IDEA how he got himself wrapped up in a situation like this.
He was just a screenplay writer, trying to live his life and get by with his work.
And now, there he was, on top of a sinking ship, freezing waters crashing against and passing through the vessel, rain from a restless storm pouring down on him, and facing down a gigantic beast a hundred times his size.
His hand, a death grip on the mast, was almost slipping away because of the incessant water on him- or was it because of fear?
Trembling, he could hear through the constant ringing in his ears an all too familiar voice shouting at him, one he’s been hearing incessantly these last few days, and yet, he just about decided he wanted to hear it for the rest of his life.
An obscured limb raised up against him- against them all- ready to swing down on them, keen on obliterating everything on its path.
In the face of certain death, those past few months of his life flashed before him, leaving him breathless at the sheer amount of events that brought him there.
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People believed that living in the Mushroom Kingdom was all sunshine and rainbows, when in fact it was the complete opposite.
Trying to maintain a normal lifestyle was arduous in a kingdom that seemed to always evolve and never stop, and SMG4 knew that first hand.
Despite being a gentleman from noble origins, the struggle he lived with everyday with founding new ideas for his plays was becoming more and more stressful.
The fact that he wanted to focus on comedy instead of the more wanted drama and romantic themes kinda dragged down his own chances at becoming more popular.
He would spend lots of afternoons roaming the busy streets of the kingdom, searching for inspiration.
Watching humans and toads alike going about their hard lives, trying to get by.
He would shake his head, frustration running through his veins and flaring up his nerves.
He believed the Mushroom Kingdom, with its continuous changes, to be the perfect place to start off his career, but EVERYONE here was so CLOSED OFF STILL.
How could he get through to them? How could he let his talent shine, attracting them to see his plays?
Speaking of people, he noticed some commotion as he strolled around the plaza.
A crowd of some sort had formed around a corner; they were cheering, laughing at something- or someone- that he couldn't really see, due to the amount of people present.
As he approached the cheering citizens, his eyes lit up at what he witnessed.
A pair of men, two brothers he believed, were performing acts of comedy and telling jokes, keeping the audience they had gathered captivated.
They were foreign, he could tell, as the thick accent reverb in their joyful voices. Their clothes dirty and broken in places, but the glint in their eyes lightning up whatever state their physical form were at the moment.
SMG4 remained astonished: he could smell talent a mile away, and he believed he had just stepped a mine full of gold with these two.
Maybe that’s what he needed! A new pair of actors! The realization hit him like a bolt of lightning, excitement at the possibilities that these two would bring to his career.
After everyone had scattered, he approached, and while they remained wary, he simply clapped cheerfully.
"Bravo! You boys put on quite the show! I'm really impressed!"
The two men simply glanced at each other, unsure at how to respond to him.
He WAS a stranger after all, albeit way more younger than them.
The man in green smiled gracefully, while remaining nervous: “Thank you, signore! It’s-a so nice to see people enjoy our little play- despite making only so much money out of it.”
He glanced down at the hat placed for coins, only half full despite all the people that came to see them previously.
The red man clapped the taller one rather strongly, as the other yelped and staggered: “Don’t-a worry, Luigi! This is enough to get ourselves plenty of spaghetti!”
Luigi deadpanned in dismay at his compatriot’s antics: “We have to worry about something else other than spaghetti, Mario! We still don’t have a place to sleep!”
Mario bonked him to the head, clearly displeased and angry: “Don’t you ever-a say that again about my precious spaghetti! You get me those plates right now!”
Weirded out by this odd display, SMG4 silently just stared at them, before snapping out of it, an idea forming in his head.
He bowed down, a gleam in his eye: “My name is SMG4, and I’d like to offer you both an opportunity. How would you fine gentlemen like a better stage than the dirty streets of the Mushroom Kingdom?”
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After meeting the Mario Brothers, SMG4’s career stirred towards a rather interesting and promising path.
Figuring out how to place them in his plays through observing their personalities and behaviors was easy, actually.
Mario seemed rather stupid and slow, only caring about food at ALL times. He also seemed to have a charm for attracting odd crowds to him.
He didn’t know HOW he did it, but for some reason one day when they were hanging out together to figure out the next script, a rather disturbing magical creature had approached them, scaring Four and Luigi out of their minds, while Mario simply waved cheerily and talked to it like it was NOTHING.
He had revealed to have met and made friends with many of them, despite the fact that it was BANNED to by the laws of the kingdom.
For the sake of his career, Four decided to keep that for himself.
After all, Mario was the face man of the duo.
Luigi, on the other hand, had served a role more or less like a voice of reason. His calm and sometimes cowardly nature had decided it as such, in sheer contrast to his brother’s loud personality.
Both of them, especially Mario, would try talk to him on how to do some parts of the scripts, and while he listened and was glad for it, sometimes it got to his nerves.
It didn’t help that they were ALWAYS attached to his hip. It made him mad, especially because of Mario’s stupidity and incessant blabbering and Luigi’s nerves always being on edge- dude couldn’t take a STEP and he would jump at every single sound he heard.
However, the pros greatly outweighed the cons, as his popularity had slowly started to grow once he introduced them to the theater world.
The crowds would start off small, but in time that quickly changed, to the point that nobles and the Princess herself would show up to come watch his plays.
Oh, he was ecstatic! He couldn’t believe his luck when she first came! With her present, it was certain he was going to reach levels he couldn’t possibly imagine before!
If only everything went smoothly-
But life apparently wanted to kick him one more time, as during the main scene, an enormous hole opened up on the ceiling of the theater, as debris came down crashing on everyone.
And along that, something else.
Pandemonium erupted as a beast stood up, spiny shell and big crown rested on its head.
A booming voice echoed through the room: “Princess Peach! Ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom! I, Lord Bowser, ruler of all magical creatures beyond the borders, came to demand your hand in marriage!”
The blonde woman stood up, snaring at him with cold eyes: “How many times do I have to refuse your request, you ignorant brute?! I would NEVER marry a magical creature, ESPECIALLY not one that looks like you!”
The koopa tried to hold back his tears once again at behind rejected- apparently it wasn’t the first time, go figure- as he pleaded once again: “My sweet, please be reasonable! Think of how powerful our kingdoms would become if we just joined in out union-”
“Hey!”
The voice startled everyone, including the two fighting monarchs, out of their stupor.
The main actor, Mario, was standing near the pile of rubble where the king was, puffing his cheeks out in annoyance.
“Bowser! You could-a chosen any other day to do this! Why are you doing it NOW?!”
The beast reeled back, surprised: “Mario?”
Four sputtered flabbergasted at this information: “YOU KNOW THE KING OF KOOPAS?!”
The Italian man just rolled his eyes: “Beh, si. We’ve hanged around a lot when me and my bro came in through the borders. He is a fine fellow-” and then returned his icy glare back to him; “-when he’s not trying to stop me from working AND EARNING MY FAIR SHARE OF SPAGHETTI!”
Bowser grunted, a bit embarrassed: “Oh, hehe… sorry friend. I didn’t think I would disturb you. I’ll- take my leave now”
He then pointed at the princess, letting out a roar in determination: “This isn’t over!” and promptly left, as everyone stood shell-shocked at the scene that just played before them.
The most shocked out of all of them was certainly Peach, who regathered herself and huffed reverently. After thinking about it and coming up with a decision, he pointed down to the three men on the stage.
“You! Down there! You said your name was Mario, right?”
The mustached man crossed his arms: “Yep. That’s-a me. What’s it to you?”
“You seem rather… acquainted with the Lord of Koopas. Care to explain to me why?” she continued, a sneer on her lips.
He blinked owlishly: “I already said, we’ve been friends before crossing the border”
“And you DO know that interacting with magical creatures is STRICTLY PROHIBITED HERE, RIGHT?”
“I don’t-a see the problem” he simply remarked, without blinking.
“MARIO!” both Luigi and SMG4 whispered loudly in reprimand, one full of fear and one out of frustration.
Peach hummed, her fan closing shut with a snap: “I have decided. Mario, I would make your crimes against the laws of the Mushroom Kingdom fall IF you accept to become my bodyguard and ‘messenger’ to all magical creatures outside the border” she smirked winningly; “if you don’t want to lose your job and end up banned from the kingdom alongside your brother, THIS is an offer you can’t decline.”
The Italian man, alongside the other two, could only look astonished at such a turn of events.
“Mama-fucker.”
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Despite the way everything happened so fast, SMG4 did nothing but continue to make his plays with the Mario Bros.
The only issue was, now Mario always had to follow around the princess at ALL TIMES, making it difficult for him to program when to make his plays.
A good thing to this was the amount of publicity it had gotten.
Despite making less plays, the crowds would be enormous.
Four was so busy with everything, that he didn’t even notice the way Mario was acting.
Always pissed off, and sometimes downright depressed.
Luigi had caught his vacant stares sometimes, that would only fade once he placed a plate of spaghetti in front of him, but only shortly.
He tried to confront him about it, only for him to just turn away and leave.
The man in green decided it was time to face his screenplay writer about it, given that, despite his behavior, he had slowly started to become more friends with his bro, before this whole situation.
But SMG4 was having none of it.
“Look, I don’t care if he’s not feeling up for it! Once he’s returned from the castle, tell him to come here immediately, because we have rehearsals in an hour!”
Luigi backed up, feeling shocked and really offended at how both of them were treated: “SMG4, please! We can’t keep going like this! Mario DIDN’T WANT SOMETHING LIKE THIS WHEN HE CAME HERE IN THE KINGDOM! We just wanted to get by with our talent, not be part of the royal life!”
“WELL, I DIDN’T CHOSE THAT EITHER!” Four yelled, slamming down his journal; “Look, our trio was meant to be just that, and to focus on making it big on the theater scene! And we have it now, despite the princess being a PAIN IN OUR ARSE. He’s not the only one struggling with this novelty, so PLEASE JUST TELL HIM TO ACT MATURE FOR ONCE AND OWN UP TO HIS DUTIES.”
He stood up, and walked away in search for a glass of water.
Luigi deflated and exited the room.
Had he been swifter, he would have noticed a red jacket disappearing behind the halls.
Had he noticed, he would have probably done something to prevent the insane chain of events that lead up to a world changing catastrophy.
Notes: there you guys have it. The prologue in its complecity. Let me know what you think of it, and if you like how the style of the writing is! Once i have the AO3 link I'll add it in
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LORENZO  ZURZOLO ?  não !  é  apenas  RIVER  DANBURY ,  ele  é  filho  de  DIONÍSIO  do  chalé  12  e  tem  VINTE  E  DOIS  ANOS  .  a  tv  hefesto  informa  no  guia  de  programação  que  ele  está  no  NÍVEL  I  DOS  PODERES  por  estar  no  acampamento  há  ALGUMAS  SEMANAS  ,  sabia ?  e  se  lá  estiver  certo ,  river  é  bastante  VIGARISTA mas  também  dizem  que  ele  é  ANIMADO .  mas  você  sabe  como  hefesto  é ,  sempre  inventando  fake  news  pra  atrair  audiência .
BIOGRAFIA
por  um  tempo ,  river  existiu  sem  um  nome ,  uma  alma  à  deriva  nas  margens  de  um  rio  em  oregon ,  nos  estados  unidos .  sua  mãe ,  grávida  na  adolescência ,  viveu  confinada  em  casa  durante  toda  a  gestação ,  presa  a  um  segredo  que  seu  pai ,  impelido  por  um  fanatismo  religioso  intenso ,  jamais  permitiria  que  se  espalhasse .  quando  river  veio  ao  mundo ,  seu  avô  colocou  o  recém-nascido  em  um  cesto  e  o  enviou  rio  abaixo .  foi  somente  quando  uma  comunidade  hippie  o  resgatou  que  ele  recebeu  um  nome ,  uma  homenagem  à  força  que  o  trouxe  até  eles  —  o  rio  que  o  acolheu  e  deu  significado  à  sua  jornada .
criado  por  todos  ao  seu  redor ,  sempre  se  sentiu  singular .  desde  o  início ,  seu  dom  inato  de  superaudição  tornou-se  uma  bênção  e  uma  maldição ,  causando-lhe  enxaquecas  devido  à  sobrecarga  sensorial . 
como  autêntico  descendente  de  dionísio ,  river  soube  explorar  o  ambiente  que  o  cercava .  seu  dom ,  operando  24  horas  por  dia ,  o  transformou  em  uma  espécie  de  profeta  entre  os  hippies ,  que  viam  nele  um  elo  cósmico .  apesar  de ,  na  verdade ,  apenas  captar  as  conversas  paralelas das pessoas e pensamentos em voz alta ,  ele  afirmava  receber  mensagens  das  estrelas .  surpreendendo  a  comunidade  ao  revelar  segredos  e  antecipar  eventos ,  river  tornou-se  uma  figura  misteriosa  e  cativante ,  recebendo  adoração  sob  a  forma  de  suas  comidas  preferidas ,  brinquedos  modernos  e  permissão  para  assistir  tv  durante  a  noite toda .  claro  que ,  em  muitas  das  revelações  ele  aproveitava  para  expor  segredos  e  intrigas  entre  seus  membros ,  testando  a  paz  daquela  "família" .
até  que  ele  se  cansou  do  caos  que  virou  aquela  comunidade .  era  sua  culpa ?  completamente ,  mas  o  trabalho  já  estava  feito  e  não  havia  como  estragar  mais  nada  por  ali .  ansiando  por  expansão ,  aos  treze  anos ,  despediu-se  dos  hippies  e  embarcou  em  um  ônibus  rumo  a  nevada ,  determinado  a  fazer  melhor  uso  de  seu  poder .  no  primeiro  dia  na  cidade ,  encontrou-se  no  cassino  e  hotel  lótus ,  onde  celebrou  em  grande  estilo  e  fez  amizade  com  uma  variedade  de  pessoas ,  assim  como  inimizade .  permaneceu  lá  por  alguns  meses ,  desfrutando  da  vida  agitada ,  até  ser  resgatado  por  uma  força  maior  que  o  tirou  daquele  lugar  onde  o  tempo  parecia  estagnar  e  a  sua  lista  de  inimigos  crescer  cada  vez  mais .
quem  imaginaria  que  hippies  seriam  tão  inclinados  à  fofoca ?  o  boato  sobre  a  presença  de  uma  criança  profeta  nos  estados  unidos  logo  chegou  aos  ouvidos  dos  mais  devotos  religiosos  do  arkansas .  river ,  ciente  da  busca  da  igreja  por  ele ,  permitiu-se  ser  encontrado  e  concordou  em  ser  resgatado  mais  uma  vez .  permaneceu  por  um  longo  período  na  congregação ,  praticamente  adotado  pelo  zeloso  pastor  danbury ,  que  o  chamava  de  "criança  milagre" .  não  demorou  muito  para  que  os  fiéis  ansiassem  por  uma  demonstração  de  sua  fé ,  e  river ,  mais  entretido  do  que  nunca ,  atendeu  aos  seus  pedidos .  durante  os  cultos ,  ele  escutava  suas  orações  e , com base nelas ,  fazia  profecias como nunca antes ouvidas . o número de fiéis aumentou e era perseguido para ter revelações divinas sobre as suas preocupações mais íntimas .
o  destino  do  filho  de  dionísio  tomou  um  rumo  inesperado  quando  ouviu  o  chamado  de  seu  pai .  um  sátiro  veio  buscá-lo ,  e  river  partiu ,  não  sem  antes  garantir  que  todos  os  envelopes  das  generosas  contribuições  dos  fiéis  ficassem  devidamente  acondicionadas  em  sua  mochila .  afinal ,  se  o  número  de  seguidores  havia  quadruplicado ,  o  pastor  de  almas  merecia  uma  comissão  à  altura ,  não  é  mesmo ?
desse  modo ,  pode-se  dizer  que  é  quase  um  recém-chegado  na  colina  meio-sangue .  não  fazia  ideia  de  que  esse  era  o  segredo  por  trás  das  coisas  estranhas  que  o  cercavam ,  a  superaudição  inata ,  mas  até  que  era  engraçado  descobrir  que  não  estava  tão  errado  assim . 
PODERES
superaudição
HABILIDADES
previsão  e  sentidos  aguçados
GRUPOS
equipe  azul  de  canoagem
ARMA
BUMERANGUE:  quando  nas  forjas ,  à  procura  de  uma  arma  para  chamar  de  sua ,  river  encontrou  um  bumerangue  empoeirado ,  claramente  abandonado .  claro ,  quando  se  podia  empunhar  uma  espada ,  lança ,  adagas ,  machados  e  arco  e  flechas ,  um  humilde  bumerangue  era  visto  até  como  uma  piada .  no  entanto ,  river  não  queria  se  machucar  no  primeiro  dia  e  escolheu  aquela  madeira  torcida  -  havia  certo  charme  nele ,  sabe ?  pelo  menos  começou  assim .  conforme  foi  praticando  sua  mira  ( horrível ,  por  sinal ) ,  descobriu  que  suas  habilidades  não  importavam  exatamente .  poderia  errar  mil  vezes  com  todas  as  outras  armas ,  mas  com  o  bumerangue ,  ele  sempre  acertava  onde  queria .  isso  porque  o  bumerangue  se  sentiu  especial  ao  ser  escolhido  após  tanto  tempo  estacionado  no  fundo  do  baú  e  quis  conquistá-lo .  a  arma  é  leal  à  river ,  mas  exige  dedicação  e  treino  da  parte  dele ,  nem  sempre  acertando  perfeitamente .  quando  arremessado ,  uma  lâmina  afiada  de  bronze  celestial  desponta  de  suas  extremidades .
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