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acorviart · 1 month

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not to sound like a boomer, but I need some people to learn how to write emails in a semi-professional (at the very least) format so you're not cold emailing a business/potential employer/any other stranger about formal matters in the exact same way you'd DM a close friend on instagram

the formality/language can loosen up in the email chain once you've established a rapport and you match the other person if they're being less formal, but please don't have the very first email you send a stranger be written in all lowercase ultra-casual sms slang with no greeting or signature and a billion emojis

#this sounds like a 'argh kids these days doing [insert exaggerated story they don't actually do in reality]' kind of thing #except that I've gotten soooo many emails like this #there's a reason that I don't have my DMs open on any socmed and it's bc they attract people getting way too casual/parasocial immediately #and forcing people to write out an email both filters out 90% of weird impulse messages and also throws them out of that casual headspace #except that I can actively tell when this fails and someone is treating emails as if they're the same thing as DMs

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emry-stars-art · 4 months

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Also my @aftg-mixtape gift, from the prompt “She” by Dodie with kateaaron

We all probably know by now that I think they deserve to be so sappy for each other 🥹

Find the mixtape collection on ao3 here!

#the them 🤲#I opened my assignment email and IMMEDIATELY got the song stuck in my head #I love it sm #fan art #my art #aftg #all for the game #aaron minyard #katelyn mackenzie #kateaaron

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hellenhighwater · 1 year

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our office has automatic transcription set up for voicemails and I got this message yesterday and I can't stop thinking about it

fucking. Detective Triple Guns. This is my new favorite anime character. This is the spiritual successor of robocop and trigun. I want to watch the intro for this show that doesnt exist so badly

#the rest of the voicemail is irrelevant.#i opened the transcription email and laughed so hard I cried my eyeliner off halfway through the workday

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mimimar · 8 days

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˖⁺‧₊⟡₊˚⊹my commissions are currently OPEN!˖⁺‧₊⟡₊˚⊹

all info ✧here✧

all my commission types are open right now, including custom paper doll commissions!

i am also open for commercial work in many kinds of projects, including book covers for self-publishing authors. email me for any inquiries♡

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jonahmagnus · 3 months

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From: [email protected]

Subject line: HELPME

Dear Mr Bouchard,

I am writing to you today to inform you that I, once again, got beat up by a supernatural entity. Do you have ANY advice at all to stop this from happening in the future?

Well Wishes,

JON SIMS

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REPLY: TO [email protected] FROM: [email protected]

Subject line: blank

Dear Mr Sims,

You should be at the clubbbbbbbbbbbbbb

Kindest regards,

Elias Bouchard

#Tma season 3 in two easy emails #slash j #tag #tma #elias bouchard #Jonathan sims #not jonelias. please open your mind to their terrible platonic relationship. Jonah Magnus is Princess Celestia of Bugs Bunny and Jon is #the 5 foot 1 twilight sparkle .

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antoine-triplett · 9 months

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rwrb book + emails from alex

#red white and royal blue #rwrb book #firstprince #alex claremont diaz #henry fox mountchristen windsor #graphics #their correspondence makes me go insane actually #alexs emails are so heartfelt and open its really sweet

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egophiliac · 1 year

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HAVE YOU SEEN MALLEUS DORM UNIFORM CARD????

I didn't get him. :( ...so I looked up his dorm story and it is incredible, oh my god. if you haven't noticed by now, Malleus doing the absolute stupidest shit with the best intentions is my favorite, and this is pandering directly to that part of me. I can't pick a favorite part.

(wait, actually, yes I can)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #also containing copious amounts of my second-favorite thing which is malleus vs technology #i can't believe it's literally canon that malleus 1) does not attend meetings because he can't figure out how to open his email #and 2) therefore GUESSES when and where the meeting is and will just. sit in the fucking library for two hours wondering where everyone is.#mal. honey. you can be all '~fae and humans have such different senses of reality~'#but i think you might just be a doofus.#also canon: malleus powerwashes his phone and then is like 'i didn't do anything it just broke'#and don't forget my THIRD-favorite thing which is malleus trying very hard to be a good host and being extremely bad at it #this story really has it all huh #everyone's super mad and screaming at him and he's just like 'feel free to have some cake } :)'#yep. definitely a doofus.

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lazylittledragon · 4 months

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fun fact even if you're self employed and on your own schedule you can still appreciate the weekends because there's no fucking emails coming in

#ramble #i love sundays because i get to play dnd and nobody tries to talk to me #everyone you're involved with who does monday to friday is away from their inbox and it's bliss #i hate when i open my email and there's emails in there

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sweatermuppet · 8 months

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happy halloween! i have 3 new poems published in the current issue of beaver magazine, which you can read for free in full right here

#ill make other posts that are rebloggable but this is just my first announcement post #other news: will be replying to shop emails within the next few days & shop will be opening again by tmrw earliest

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slightly-warmer-hibiscus-tea · 4 months

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OH MY GOD I CAN FINALY POST UNAMUSED LEANDER!!!

#i happened to randomly open instagram #mahauahahahahah!!!#I did this the moment I saw the original email/update #then realized….I couldn’t share it at the time🥲#I didn’t expect rs to post the new sprites. very exciting ^_^#okay…bye bye…I’m returning to the void!#leander #leander touchstarved #touchstarved art

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bluerosefox · 11 months

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A Little Robin

Has this been thought of before? (If so someone please, please send me it. I wanna read)

Either due to something his parents made to catch ghosts or some kind of new "I'm gonna end Jack but my soon to be step-son needs to be out of the way" plan by Vlad, Danny (as Phantom) gets trapped in a doll, a bird(robin) doll/plushy.

Somehow, someway the doll get sold or sent to Gotham and is picked up by Dick one day while shopping who decides to give the doll to one of his brothers (or Steph cause she was a Robin as well -slides on mutli-shipper shades- I'm not picky) cause it's Dick trying to be funny. (Or he keeps it cause it's a Robin plush)

Danny, whose slowly regaining his powers even in plush form (maybe whatever got him stuck in the plush is wearing off over time, not enough that he can get out though), is trying very hard to get back home (he tired mailing himself once but someone almost caught him moving about, let's go with like Toy Story rules). He doesn't want to get caught in Gotham cause of the bats, when he finds out his 'owner' is part of the batfam he REALLY doesn't want to get caught. Cue many moments of Danny trying to get his way home under the radar.

And... he tries very hard not to crush on his 'owner' too as well...

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emailsicantsnd · 7 months

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SABRINA CARPENTER - the eras as Barbie posters template made by @userparamore 💌

#sabrina carpenter #and thank you for the help in figuring out your template userparamore !!!! 🩵#emails i can’t send #emails i can’t send fwd #singular act i #singular act 1 #singular act 2 #singular act ii #EVOLution #eyes wide open #gifset #barbie #gif #made by me #dailymusicians

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firstfullmoon · 11 months

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poetry substacks recommendations !

poem per diem - daily poem courtesy of poet & translator robin myers (english + spanish)

the sharpener - daily compilation of poems on a certain theme by sean singer + weekly essays on the craft of specific poets

ordinary plots - poet devin kelly’s weekly lil essay on a poem

wonder wednesday - poet maya c. popa’s weekly newsletter on wonder & poetry (on which she wrote her phd thesis) + sometimes she will share a compilation of poems on a certain theme

#open to more recommendations btw ! my email inbox wishes I was not though

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opendirectories · 4 months

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#open directories #sign #read your email #email #note

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isawken · 6 months

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in 1883 in the first recorded rodeo takes place in pecos, texas. in 2001 rob smets attends the PBR world finals in jeans and a sports jersey bearing sponsor logos. in 1568 the gelosi acting company coalesces in italy to perform the hot new style of live improv entertainment. in 1780 joseph grimaldi makes his stage debut at 2 years old at london’s famed drury lane. in the many, many years before any white person ever laid eyes on it, a man in what you’d now call northern arizona paints his body in black and white stripes and puts corn husks in his hair. in 1557 ivan the terrible is pallbearer to a man who walked naked in the streets of moscow. in 2017 the ringling bro’s circus announces its last show, 146 years after the titular brothers first formed it. all of these moments (and more!) have lived in my head rolling around like marbles for years now and im so happy to now have the proper method to infect your mind as well:

History of Fools is a hobby project of mine i've been working on for over a year now! part essay series, part half-assed podcast, part descent into madness, this little diddy is the culmination of years' worth of highly specific insanity. i have 4 half hour-ish essays/episodes out now reviewing the histories of:

Jesters! Commedia Dell'arte! Sacred Clowns and Holy Fools! and my personal favorite (seriously if you listen to or read any please choose this one) Rodeo Clowns!

I have more episodes planned to get into clowns proper, hoping to come out in 2024. but until then please take a read or a listen and let me know what you think!

CLICK HERE FOR FOOLS!

#a series of essays/audio recordings about niche fool-related history topics. you are interested. reblog #my dear tumblr know it alls pls feel free to correct me on any factual inaccuracies u may find. i welcome them w open arms #and an open email address and open ask box :o)#my website doesn't look the best on mobile but it is functional!#(i posted abt this on twitter abt a month ago and completely forgot to do so here tee hee oopsie)#history #neocities #jesters #clowns #clownblr

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saltseashark · 7 months

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have YOU ever wanted a small version of the silly little army doctors from hit TV show M*A*S*H?

do YOU have a relative/friend/partner/etc. who got REALLY into 70's television shows all of a sudden and need a holiday present?

PRE-ORDERS ARE OPEN, ending November 30th, 2023 at 12 PM GMT (UTC+0). orders will be shipped around late december to early january.

single-sided full color clear acrylic keychain, with a star hook clasp. choose between margaret and her gays. or all of them im not your dad (despite having the same taste in media as him)

discounted bundles where you can get 2, or the whole set for cheaper are available- email [email protected] with your order number in the subject line and which designs you want for those.

shipping will be added at checkout.

#mash #hee hee if u want a silly little guy to be on your backed pack. or your wallet. or just to hold. yknow. to love. and cherish #gooooo look at that . preorders are open now <3 #hawkeye pierce #margaret houlihan #bj hunnicutt #trapper mcintyre #(bj voice) yahoo #ALSO PLEASE TELL ME IF THERE ARE ANY PROBLEMS SO I CAN FIX IMMEDIATELY LOL OR EMAIL THE EMAIL

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