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recently found out that a writer i look up to on wattpad has an elon musk fic
#i’m crying#ELON MUSK??#elon musk fanfiction#like don’t get me wrong#i am happy they’re writing about something they love and are passionate about#BUT ELON MUSK??#and it’s an x oc book#i just can’t take it
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Fanfiction draft
No judging my grammar, just wrote this, and wanted to share with my thirsty Elon hoes friends 😊
Pls let me know what you think:
He took me to his apartment, I felt a knot in my stomach. I knew what was about to happen, but I was so anxious. He was a huge man, gorgeous; I couldn’t say anything I wanted him to do to me to his face, but I knew he wanted me, and I felt my body burning for his touch.
I unzipped my dress on the side, let it fall to the floor, before he was in even in the room; Elon had asked me to wait while he took a phone call in the other room.
When he walked in, he saw me naked in my black heels, with the unmistakable look on my face; I wanted him all over me desperately. Still, he was too much of a gentlemen to take me and fuck me right there.
Elon walked towards me slowly, gently pal off his hands on my hips, scanning my naked body slowly, licking his lips as if I was the most delicious chocolate cake he had ever seen. He kissed me slowly, pulling my body close to his, annihilating any single space between up.
I felt his heart beating fast as his hands explored my body, and he lightly squeezed my ass before pulling my legs around his waist. He carried me to the bed and carefully laid me on top of the comforters, before taking of his shirt and kneeling.
Elon spread my legs and kisses my
Inner tight, making his way to my dripping wet pussy. He started to lick my clit with the tip of his tongue, and before I need his lips were all over me. He gently and carefully nibbled on my labia, pulling it gently with his lips. I felt his fingers teasing my entrance.
“You’re so fucking wet! I didn’t know you wanted me this bad, if I had know I wouldn’t have made you wait so long”
In a matter of seconds after saying that, his started to suck on my clit, licking all of my juices, finger me slowly, hitting my g spot and making me moan his name out loud.
Before I was able to cum, he pulled back and leaned on top of me, kissing me and making me taste myself to.
He pulled out his dick, it was long and thick, I was worried it wouldn’t fit me inside. But Elon was sweet, careful not to hurt me, he put just the tip inside
“I want it all! Please, daddy, fuck me hard!” I begged him, sitting upwards and running my fingernails down his chest “I wanna feel you filling me up”
“You get everything, baby doll, but I want to take my time with you. I wanna feel that pussy pulsating around me.”
“Yes, daddy, please!” I begged, and he pushed me back on the bed.
“Shh, baby, you’ll get what you need. You’re gonna get this cock.” He slowly pushed his dick inside of me, and I could only moan in a mixture of pain and pleasure “Am I too big for this tight pussy, baby?”
“No, daddy! I feel your whole cock inside-hmm… it’s so fucking big! You feel so good! Fuck me like a whore!”
“A whore, hm?” He laughed, before pulling me back up to a sitting posing, but my hair and looking deep into my eyes; his piercing blue eyes could see right into my soul, but he was so serious “Tell me you’re my little whore”
“I’m your little whore! Fuck me har-“ before I could finished I screamed out as he started to slowly fuck me, before shoving his whole cock deep inside my pussy “oh, daddy! You… hmm… fuc-jdjsisifkris”
I screamed gibberish as he lifted my legs up against his shoulders and fucked me hard, his cock was tearing me apart and it felt amazing.
Elon pulled out for a second, and turned me on my stomach, bending me over his bed and penetrating me from behind. He grabbed my hair and started to go so fast, hitting my g stop, and making my tits go up and down as he slammed his cock inside me.
He pulled my hair back and wrapped a hand around my neck, burying his whole cock inside me.
“You’re my good little whore. You need this fucking dick in your pussy.” His voice was low and husky, as he whispered in my ear.
“Hmm… I- fuck! Jengjajdksk… Elon!”
I felt it building it up on my lower abdomen,
I knew I was about to cum hard, and so did Elon. He fucked me even harder, until my body went limb, then he slowed it down but shoved his cock hard inside of me, making me yelp.
He pulled put his dick, and stroke himself a few times before cummin on top of my ass cheeks.
“Yeah, you’re good good girl. I’m so happy i met you.” He said and kisses my nape, before handing me a towel.
“When do you want to meet again, precious?” He asked helping me on the bed, noticing my trembling legs.
“How about tomorrow?” I smiled, looking over at him tiredly.
“Stay over tonight, and you won’t have to wait until tomorrow.”
“Okay…” I smiled like a school girl, and he pulled me in for a kiss.
“Wanna take a nap?” He said petting my hair, with this loving look in his eyes.
“Cuddles?” I asked dragging myself closer to him on the bed, and he wrapped his arms around me.
I drifted off, feeling warm, safe, protected. I loved that man, how he made me feel and how much we had in common. I couldn’t imagine anything better than that.
#elon musk#elon musk fans#elon musk fan page#elon musk is hot#elonmusk#damn daddy 👅#elonfanpage#elon musk x reader#elon musk fanfiction#elon musk fanfic#elon musk fan girls#Elon fanfic shorts/drafts
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i’ve been feeling so inspired again and have so many WIPs!
Before the Fever & X Angel are currently being written out and i’ve got a couple one shots coming too, as well as an old request (hopefully you’re still hanging around!) and a sequel that was very much requested as well! ✨👽
you can find my series’ & one shots on AO3 & here 🖤
#alienisticxo#fanfiction#master chief x reader#halo tv#halo#fanfic#halo fanfiction#elon musk x reader#spacex#elon musk#elon musk fanfiction#elon musk fanfic#pablo schreiber#fanfic writer
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Welcome to Sadrael’s Tales.
The following content may be highly offensive to some and or triggering to others. If you are sensitive to subjects such as death, non-con, gore, suicidal thoughts, and possibly any other truly dark aspects that may or may not be featured in the following contents, or have a distaste towards Elon Musk, I advise you to leave this page and search for entertainment elsewhere.
For those of you who wish to stay, read on, my fellow lovers of the darkness, and enjoy the one and only Elon. ♡
#elon musk#horror#fantasy#fanfic#fanfiction#dark romanticism#dark romance#true love#possibly triggering#triggering content#gore trigger warning#emotional triggers#may be triggering#Sadrael#ILoveElonMusk#Elon Musk Fanfiction#elon musk fans#elonmuskfanfiction#18+ only#you have been warned#suicidethoughts
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I love it when anons/guests find my works and kudo/leave reviews, but given the new revelation that Elon Musk is using bots to mine AO3 fanfiction for a writing AI without writer's permission, my works are now archive-locked and only available for people with an AO3 account.
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#meme#tumblr memes#twitter#elon musk#elongated muskrat#memes#omegaverse#fanfiction memes#furries#furrymemes#furry
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incredibly funny how a bunch of people interpreted “ao3 was almost certainly scraped as part of the gpt training dataset because it’s a big easily accessible body of english language text, so you can prompt gpt with surprisingly vague stuff and it will autocomplete with snarry underage or wangxian a/b/o” as “elon musk Personally is Currently scraping ao3 and training an ai to plagiarize fic, going to go lock ALL my works on ao3 IMMEDIATELY”
its. its already in the dataset. how do you think these things work. “locking my works to registered users only until after the scraping stops!” my dude the ao3 team just needs to like add a robots.txt and check the useragent and stuff to prevent this from happening in the future*, and theyre already on it, but not only is the existing body of work presumably In the Dataset, the model has ALREADY BEEN TRAINED. that omelet isnt going to get unscrambled
(*im assuming that everyone gathering datasets for large language models is being reasonably Polite about it bc these are both very simple to circumvent — if this assumption is false then ao3 might need to graduate to Offensive Measures but also we would definitely need to bully the culprits off of hacker news)
anyway im not taking any Stance one way or the other on the “ai art debate” (other than maybe “none of you know what the hell you’re talking about”) but we’re definitely going to see a whole new world of copyright claims against the big art models and ml researchers developing new tools for “removing” stuff from a trained model, and i for one think that it will be SO entertaining to watch
#i cant believe how many fucking. layers of stupid misinformation are in this rumor#ELON MUSK COFOUNDED OPENAI BUT HE LEFT THE BOARD IN 2018#the trashcan speaks#currently i think the main ‘anti plagiarism’ tool is blacklisting prompt keywords which is…………. just SO hacky#(wrt ai art. i think for gpt you would need to blacklist popular fandoms from the output at the very least)#(which they probably wont unless they get copyright claimed.)#(IMAGINE. hottest legal battle of 2025 is google vs. disney litigating whether ai generated fanfiction is fair use……….)
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Keep Elon out of your fanfiction!
OpenAI has already scraped AO3 to train ChatGPT. Which isn’t great, but, you know, I can live with it.
But now Elon’s building a competitor. And there’s some implication that it will have a right-wing bias -- or at least, won’t have the same guardrails that protect marginalized groups.
Don’t let the muskrat scan your fics! We have a serious opportunity to fuck him here. Set your fics to only be accessible to ao3 users.
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I had a dream last night that Musk bookmarked one of my fics, and I was SO MAD that nowhere in the fic had I mentioned how much he sucks.
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What up, libsharts. Since you all fell for my brilliant social experiment last year, I thought I’d come back to troll you for another round. You really thought that I was gay, huh? Well, you weren’t the only ones. I showed it to the bros in my Elon Musk Discord server, and they stupidly went “Wow, that was pretty gay” and I said “No it isn’t” and one guy said “You said that you’re attracted to Rick a bunch of times” and I said “No I didn’t” and another guy said “Dude, you said the exact same thing yesterday” and I said “No I didn’t” and he said “You literally showed up out of nowhere, said ‘im going to jack it to rick tonight lol’ and left” and I said “Haha, it was all a social experiment! I’m fucking with you! I’m a master manipulator like Rick! What’s gay about what I said? If somebody on Discord said ‘I want Rick Sanchez to ream me in the back room at Spencer’s’ and you thought ‘Wow, that sounds pretty gay,’ maybe YOU’RE the one who has dreams about Rick railing you in a blow-up inflatable pool while Bird Person lies facedown in a ditch!”
I beat them with cold, hard logic, just like Rick would. But one aspect of my genius experiment was true: I’m a dudebro sent here to infiltrate Tumblr. We do everything better than you, and to prove it, I wrote a fic that’s infinitely superior to anything you Tumblrinas could shit out. You think you’re the only ones who can come up with stories? Ha! You’re never going to beat me. You ass clowns have no idea how many times I’ve fantasized about Rick!
Anyway, here’s my one-shot that’s better than a thousand Rick Sanchez/Reader fics combined, and I would know, because I read all of them. And this is NOT AI-generated, by the way–no machine could compete with the brilliance pulsating in my brain stem. Get obliterated with literature, dumbfucks!
Your Majesty: Rick Sanchez/Elon Musk (PLATONIC!!)
Elon Musk gazed at the sky as a spaceship shimmered into view, glittering in the sunlight while it approached the SpaceX landing strip. Elon–or E, as his most respected admirers called him–was a ruggedly handsome man of over six feet tall with a chiseled jaw, godlike facial features, sizeable muscles and a full head of hair that one would love to run their hands through–if they were allowed to, of course. But few people had enjoyed this privilege. In both a literal and metaphorical sense, Elon Musk was truly untouchable.
A SpaceX rocket launched to the left of him, undoubtedly on another successful mission, but E’s eyes were fixed on the giant spaceship drifting to the ground with a barely audible whirr. The Tesla logo glinted on the front of the incredible ship, a mark of Elon’s brilliance. Steam hissed from the entrance as the side door opened and a lengthy shadow stretched across the ground.
“Greetings, Elon,” Rick Sanchez said as he approached. He was just as handsome as Musk, perhaps even more so. At nearly seven feet tall, most humans could only gaze up at him and marvel at his unfathomable genius, matched only by that of the engineer standing in front of him. He strode magnificently toward E as if he knew that he were God’s perfect creation, the scientist that would give Stephen Hawking envy diarrhea.
“Salutations, Rick,” E answered in kind, acknowledging the pleasure of being in his presence. “What do you have for me?”
“I have a concept that will revolutionize our lives and showcase our brilliance to the rest of the planet.” Rick paused. “Nay, the entire galaxy. Alien species will look up at us in wonder as they question how Earth could have produced not one, but two, of the universe’s perfect beings.”
Musk flashed him a smile brimming with boyish charm. “It seems, as I’ve suspected many times, that you and I are the main characters in this simulation, and everyone else–girls and normies in particular–are mere NPCs.”
“This is true, but I can’t take credit for all of it,” Rick admitted. “While most of this idea was mine, I confess that I couldn’t have developed this plan without Tesla’s impressive technology.”
“You are too humble,” E said with a nod of his head. “Of course, none of this would have been possible without your technology that turned Tesla into the pinnacle of human achievement, a stunning display of masculine brilliance and prowess that womenfolk could never accomplish because they’re dumb.”
“You are familiar with my Raising Gazorpazorp manifesto, I presume?”
“Of course, Rick. I have watched every moment of your life with intense fascination. Our Twitter interaction all those years ago was the highlight of my existence, moreso than the birth of every one of my children combined, and it compelled the author of this story to jerk off to it even though we’re both men.”
“He was imagining all the hot chicks that he sucked off in his fraternity, I’m sure.”
“Undoubtedly. Now, if you would, please lead me into the ship so that I can witness your latest intellectual conquest.”
“Follow me, Your Majesty,” Rick responded with a limp-wristed wave that was stunningly, incredibly heterosexual.
The door hissed shut behind them as E followed Rick into the ship. Since Rick had partnered with Tesla a year prior, his ship had become a sprawling technological wonder full of everything that the space traveler could possibly need. Only E could have done this, Rick thought to himself, as he gazed around the interior of the ship as if seeing it for the first time. Truly, being in the presence of his hero reminded him of his incredible fortune.
Rick’s ship, once small and held together with duct tape but an astonishing creation nonetheless, now housed five scientific laboratories stocked with alien technology that Rick and E had amassed on their many adventures together. His ship also possessed a gigantic library, a hologram room where he spoke with digital recreations of Earth’s greatest MALE scientists, a math classroom where he solved and invented equations, a Tesla think tank where shareholders held board meetings, a SpaceX rocket manufacturing plant, and a cafeteria that served exclusively reheated taquitos and Mountain Dew.
Elon felt the same way as Rick. He couldn’t keep his eyes off the scientist as they walked to one of the laboratories. Of course, this was done in a completely straight, masculine way. E thought that he would later have sex with lots of beautiful women that looked a little like Rick, but they weren’t Rick, because that would be gay.
“Here it is, my dear E,” Rick said, spreading out his arms in front of him like a Greek god.
A scale model of a glass dome stood on a pedestal with tiny figures moving inside to represent a community. As E peered into the dome, the glass reflected his breathtakingly handsome features.
“This is the community that we will build on Pluto,” Rick announced. “As you’ve undoubtedly guessed already due to your unfathomable genius, those crystals in the center release pheromones that will cause the most beautiful women in the universe to flock to us while the ugly ones stay at home and cry about it on Tumblr. These beauties will fawn over and make out with us while we chug Mountain Dew and watch video game livestreams where one guy just says ‘BANG!’ over and over. One of our wives will microwave taquitos on demand while another will periodically wipe the sweat off our gaming chairs. Truly, we will be the gods of our own universe.”
E smiled at this thought. He had colonized Mars years ago and had no less than 1,000 Martian wives with male relatives who had invested in E-Coin, his genuis cryptocurrency that only tech bros could understand, but he now saw an opportunity to enter the NFT market. Any male would be delighted to own a digital representation of one of these alien Helens of Troy. And of course, who but Rick should be at his side? Who else but the god-like scientist who deserved to have dominion over every living being in existence?
“If you have a minute, E–” Rick began, then stopped. “You do have a minute, don’t you? As the owner and CEO of X, PayPal, SpaceX, Tesla, OpenAI, Neuralink, xAI, Midjourney, OpenSea, Adult Swim, Dogecoin, McDonald’s, Fox News, The Joe Rogan Experience, Funko Pops, Discord, and Harmontown, I realize that your time is so precious that one second with you is worth ten kilos of fine Neptunian gold.”
Once more, Elon flashed his iconic boyish grin. “Rick, don’t you know me by now? If I weren’t a man of science who understood the natural disasters that it would cause, I would stop the world from spinning on its axis just to spend another minute in your presence.”
Rick responded with a flushed smile, then pressed a button on the side of the display. “Then allow me to demonstrate.”
When a set of steel doors slid open, a girl robot emerged from the storage space. I guess she was attractive for a girl. In her extended arms, she held a glass case piled high with shimmering jewels.
“This is a scale model of one of our Plutonian wives,” Rick said intelligently, lifting the case from her hands. “In preparation for our mission, I’ve amassed a fine collection of intergalactic space jewelry.”
Rick typed in a code to unlock the case: 42069. 420 and 69 were Rick’s favorite numbers, as well as Elon’s. The gemstones glinted in the light as the lid clicked open. Rick attached the earrings and kissed the robot’s ears, slid on the bracelets and kissed her wrists, and strung on the necklace and kissed her neck. He looked amazing in that jewelry.
“Well, Rick, this calls for quite the celebration,” E said cheerfully. “Should we celebrate with a bottle of Twitterian space wine?
“Of course,” Rick said with a wink. “What do you think I stashed in the wine cooler?”
Rick pressed a button on the wall, causing a drawer to slide out with a hiss and a cloud of steam. The steam dissipated to reveal a sparkling bottle of golden wine and two identical glasses with Rick and Elon’s names etched into the side. Rick handed Elon one of the glasses, the surface reflecting his Adonis-like visage.
“Let’s take this to the lounge, shall we?” Rick said. “I could use some quality time with my technological muse, the scientist whose mere existence transformed my life the second I laid eyes upon him.”
“Ah, but the feeling is mutual,” Elon confessed. “When I first saw you in that Tesla board meeting and realized that you had invested in our stock, I knew that I had reached the defining moment of my career, the pinnacle of achievement that made everything else seem like watching an orangutan pissing into a lake.”
“Your affections charm and dazzle me,” Rick responded. “I may go on adventures alone when you’re busy transforming X into history’s greatest social media empire, but I confess that my travels are incomplete without you by my side.”
“I will have to take a break from X to join you on the next mission,” E said with a nod. “After all, we have not yet had sex with all the hot babes in the universe. We’ve had sex with most of them, this is true, but I’m sure there are far-off corners of the galaxy that have yet to hear the legend of Rick and Elon: a hundred years, a hundred more, our friendship extending into eternity.”
A few minutes later, the two of them were reclining in a lounge furnished with plush velvet couches, Greek statues of famous scientists, and a bubbling hot tub. Rick and Elon had slept with many hot alien chicks in this lounge, but they didn’t really enjoy it even though they were both straight. One might say that they were super-straight. It was a special type of straight that only their genius minds could possess.
Elon and Musk clinked their glasses before they each took a drink. “While we’re here, should we engage in some meta commentary?” E said with a sly chuckle.
“Of course,” Rick said, straightening to look at the reader. “I would like to say that the author of this fic is an incredibly handsome, virile, and heterosexual man, and if I were gay and he were gay–which we’re not, of course–I would love to take my pants off and sit on his face while he recites mathematical theorems.”
“I concur,” E said with a tilt of his head. “I also find this author to be quite attractive, brilliant and god-like, and although I’m super-straight, I would be up for a threesome with you, him, and I in a truck stop bathroom while some other guys watch.”
“Truly, that would be the spectacle of a lifetime,” Rick said with a charming, boyish grin. “Of course, this is impossible because I’m straight as well as white and neurotypical, and whenever I said otherwise, I was in fact performing a social experiment on my audience.”
“I, too, have done such a thing,” Elon agreed. “And Birdrick is platonic, is it not?”
“Birdrick is indeed platonic. Anyone who thought that scene was gay needs to watch some gay porn and learn what ‘gay’ really means, which this author does on a regular basis.”
They nodded in agreement, then drank their glittering space wine as the sun set outside the ship, casting the inside of the lounge in a deep, romantic glow. Rick lit a set of Tesla candles powered by Teslectricity, a new form of electricity that Musk had patented. The lights shimmered and flickered as if the candles were about to explode any second.
Orange light shined on the surface of the water bubbling in the hot tub. “It’s growing warm in here,” Rick said, fanning himself with his strong yet elegant hand. “I think I need to remove a few layers. Excuse me, E, while I change into something other than my iconic lab coat.”
Rick disappeared into another room and returned a few minutes later, wearing only a bathrobe. Elon rubbed the back of his neck as he found himself sweating. Suddenly, the temperature seemed to have increased a hundred degrees.
“I believe that I will also remove a few layers,” E stated. “Excuse me for a moment.”
E disappeared into the same room, which had several robes and outfits in his size just in case he lost his clothes for some weird reason. The room also held outfits for other prominent male scientists, plus Dan Harmon. The room had no clothing for womenfolk because they’re gross and dumb.
When Elon returned, Rick sat on the edge of the hot tub, drawing circles in the surface of the water with his toe as he swirled the remainder of the wine in his glass. His eyes were lowered with an expression that one could almost consider lustful–his thoughts full of girlies, no doubt, even though they scarcely deserved a moment of his attention.
“I’m thinking about taking a dip in the hot tub,” Rick said. “Would you care to join me?”
“Of course,” E said, already removing his robe. “I desire nothing else in this moment.”
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HAHA noobs, you thought you had it all figured out, didn’t you? You thought this was going to lead to some gay shit? Well, I’ll tell you what happens. Rick and Elon PLATONICALLY sit in the hot tub together. That’s all that they do. And they talk about all the babes that they’re going to make out with when Rick gets his crap on Pluto set up.
Yeah, that’s right, libpukes: Rick likes GIRLS even though they’re stupid and dumb and don’t understand Rick and Morty! No one will ever understand Rick Sanchez like I do! Not Elon Musk, despite his unfathomable brilliance! Not Dan Harmon, despite his magnificent beard! No one but me, Steve White, the man of every scientist’s dreams!
Anyway, I just proved to you that the woke crowd took over the writers’ room and made Rick something he’s not. This story is more accurate and in character than every episode from seasons 5-7 put into a blender, spun around and spewed onto a plate like a horse vomit smoothie. Rick was once a manly, masculine man–a man’s man, you might say–before they turned him into a twink like they’re challenging the audience to jerk off to him.
I told the guys in my Elon Musk server “Wow, Rick and Morty has been a real jerkoff machine lately, huh?” and they said “No? Not really?” and I said “What show are you watching? Rick and Morty has been a total jerkoff machine” and one guy said “Yeah, I agree with you, I jack it to Rick on the regular” and I said “Haha, I was just fucking with you guys! It was another social experiment! I’m a master manipulator! I’m the real-life Rick! What’s gay about what I said? While you queers jack it to Rick in a gay way, I’m going to jack off to Rick to PROVE TO MYSELF that I’m STRAIGHT!!!”
I got banned from the server for a week, and I had so much time on my hands that I decided I’d pop back in and give Tumblr another textual ass-crushing. The server’s going to be so proud of me when I tell them what I did. Elon would be proud. Dan Harmony-to-my-ears would be proud. And Rick would DEFINITELY be proud. If my Rick Sanchez body pillow were animated, he’d look directly into my eyes and whisper to me as tears of joy stream down my face.
Oh my God, forget it. Why am I still wasting my time with you idiots? You have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty.
#rick and morty#rick sanchez#elon musk#rick sanchez/elon musk#fanfiction#fan fiction#tesla#teslamotors#teslacars#dan harmon#april fools
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I decided to officially start writing fanfics again. My life is such a fucking chaotic mess and I can’t catch a break from all this bullshit, so I’ll just create my own breaks. Elon Musk Fanfiction it is!
#elon musk#elon musk fans#elon musk fan page#elon musk is hot#elonmusk#elon#elon musk fanfic#elon musk x reader#elon musk fanfiction
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Don't ever give in to curiosity and check if something exists on AO3 because there's a 99% chance it does and you will take psychic damage and never recover
Putting my 15-minute dive into this (why???) and related tags (WHY???!!!) under the cut because I actually care for my follower's psychological well-being but once you get over the initial horror it's fucking hilarious
This one has no summary. Guess the title was meant to be self-explanatory. 121 kudos. Must be very good.
Kudos on the title. It's fucking terrible. But also kinda genius.
Santa Claus?! You know what, I don't wanna know. I'm not opening this.
The question mark after omega-verse is just killing me.
This is what the bottom of hell looks like fyi
I am legit tempted to read this because what the actual fuck
Went in and slapped a kudos on this one with my eyes closed bc that's actually a dope move. More people should be doing this.
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elon musk thinks the letter x sounds cool so he made it his whole personality
#x#fuck elon musk#twitterpocalypse#billionares shouldnt exist#billionaires need to be launched into the ocean#he's doing coldsteel the hedgehog fanfiction with one of the most influential companies on earth#xXx_Elon Musk_xXx
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y’all i was scrolling through ao3, as one does, when suddenly a though occurred to me and i started searching for the earliest written fic with the alpha/beta/omega dynamics tag……. i was not prepared 😭
why is it CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY and why is it FROM 1950?????? WHAT THE FUCK?????
#ao3 fanfic#ao3#alpha beta omega#fanfiction#charlie and the chocolate factory#why????#gene wilder did not die for this#and it’s for elon musk????#i bet it’s the real elon too cuz yk he’s freaky like that
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hey y’all!
to make a long story short, elon musk has co-founded a company which is creating a writing-based AI. in the same way art-based AIs scope the internet for art to then warp to fit prompts, this writing AI will do the same, but for stories, and one of the sites it will take its base content from is almost certainly ao3.
if you know anything about me, you know I’m an astronomer who hates musk more than anyone, and frankly I’d rather have my computer thrown off my department’s building than let something he’s created use my writing.
since the AI takes its content from the open internet, I’ll be moving all of my fics to private, meaning that those with ao3 accounts can still read them, but anyone without an account [including AIs] will be unable to see them at all, and I’m urging my fellow fic authors to do the same. musk, out of everyone, doesn’t deserve to benefit from the stories you’ve written.
#ao3#fanfic#fanfiction#sherrie’s shit#rbing this to all the accounts I’ve posted fic to#anti elon musk
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When I was maybe 12-14 I had written out the details to a massive Pokemon fangame made of memes in which the penultimate boss (The Champion) was Elon Musk. This was, mind you, in... God, the 2010s 😰, but the whole point was that Elon was secretly a super evil business mogul that had smoked a blunt and sent a car into space as ploys to mask his true evil intentions to the public. Nowadays in the early 2020s, we can now see that I was a fucking prophet of all time and now I await the next part of the story to be set in motion...
Elon Musk getting impaled by his porn addiction which is a giant demon that he releases from hell.
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