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americans need to be stopped i just saw one of them eat a níspero without peeling it
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rewatched bsd w my friend seeing it for the first time and the nostalgia of seeing these two together again hit me like a bus
#literally mom and dad of the agency#dazai and kunikida protect yokohama but more importantly they also protect atsushi#funny story but we were watching in sub and the translations were wack bc when i watched dazai refers to kunikida as his colleague#but in the version we were watching he just called him partner w/o any context it was so fucking funny😭#bro rly just pointed to a random man across the river and was like “oh that's my partner btw!! we can use his money to treat you to dinner!#my bestie made me pause the show and was like “????partner. are they married??? either way it's cute that there's mlm rep in this anime🥺”#i was genuinely holding back tears#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#kunikida doppo#doppo kunikida#kunikidazai#knkdz#lotus draws#SRY FOR THE UNGODLY HR IM POSTING AT I DIDNT WANT TO LOSE THE MOTIVATION I SUDDENLY GOT AFTER WATCHING THE FIRST FEW EPS#IVE WANTED TO DRAW THESE TWO FOR SO LONG IDK WHAT TOOK ME SO LONG😭😭😭😭
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this torture we're going through with the anime must be divine karma for slandering Bones all this time...... they said "oh, you don't like how we adapt things? you say the manga does it better?? okay then, well now there is no more manga. it's Bones or bust, bitches."
#bungou stray dogs#they really said now either you get the story from us or you don't get it at all 😭😭😭😭💀#screaming crying throwing up shaking HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CARRY ON FOR THE NEXT WEEK LIKE EVERYTHING IS NORMAL#NOT KNOWING WHAT THE FUCK 'TWILIGHT FAREWELL' MEANS#NOT EVEN A FULL WEEK BUT FIVE DAYS CAUSE THE PV ALONE WILL END ME#seriously though how can i be okay with getting canon content for the first time in the ANIME#they already do terribly with content that ALREADY EXISTS#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FEEL GETTING /NEW CONTENT/ THROUGH /BONES/#i guess looking at it another way though...... i should be glad if they deliver me some fucking hope a few weeks early#like obviously i'd rather none of this have happened and have gotten to this point in the last episode in the manga first#but since it did turn out this way....... if good things happen i'll take it i can't complain at this point just GIVE ME HOPE#mexican standoff with bones now that there's (basically) no manga content left like 'so it is down to you and it is down to me'#bones at the end of the fucking bsd world: 'never thought i'd be fighting side by side with a bsd anime hater'#me: 'how about side by side with a friend?'#bones: 'aye i can do that'
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The reel
#02/05/2024#miles kane#ig Stories#oh have I missed you ‘good morning’ videos and that red pot and coffee maker#best way to start the day#I’m sorry but the song title caught me off guard#god somtiems I just hate him 😭😭#he’s a fucking business man that’s what he is#MK&and the evils releases tomorrow and bam reposted another tlsp video#but also blue wasn’t tagged in that one so either he stumbled across it or someone sent it to him or he looked for one#boy I know your marketing strategy#but also baby puppet -> singular is he talking bout himself or bout Alex or are they in his mind so conjoined they’re just one person
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oh lord people cannot write blade they can't they have to be allergic to it or SOMETHING
#GAWWDDDD THE POST ABOUT FANDOMS JUST RECYCLING TROPES REGARDLESS IF THEY FIT THE CHARACTER ARE TRUE WHAT IS THISSS#how are people making him boring...either gross as fuck or just fucking BORING#now. i haven't gotten to him in the story story but going off of his voicelines and his story in the character screen...cmon now#the lack of reading comprehension im so sorry this is so saddd how are we fumbling this badly#people are NOT familiar with the fact that there is more than one way to love... there's just this sanitized version of the idea of love#and its soooo sick!!! to write is to actually use your imagination and stuff yk??? what are we doing rnnn#oughOUGH ITS SO SAD HE SEEMS LIKE SUCH AN INTERESTING CHARACTER AND YOURE GIVING ME THE SAME 2 OHHH DARK AND NEEDLESSLY EDGY TROPES 😭⁉️#absolutely insaneeeee this is such an egregious and malicious L 😞😞😞#☆.sunni squeaks
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At this point I'm just staring at it. It's...it's so big. Thick. It's just a little smaller than my forearm. When they talk about fingers just being able to encircle the shaft, this is the dick they're talking about. There are RIDGES on this thing. It's HEAVY. The kind of dick he's too nervous to show you the first time heavy petting gets a little too heavy. The kind of dick that "if I don't stretch you with my fingers and tongue first, you will be split in half" applies to. Completely justifies the statement "the quiet ones always got the biggest dicks".
But if he even attempts to tuck it away, I'm biting him. I waited too long for this dick to stop now. So what if I can't walk tomorrow? I think that would make it worth it 😌
#toast talks#Eclair stream of consciousness spotted.#I stg this has to have been what she was thinking the dirst time she saw his dick cause. fucking CHRIST.#Maybe not. Maybe it's more...normal when he's completely human. I *did* get this with his hybrid form in mind...#That's okay. Neuvillette has huge dick privileges in all forms cause I said so 😤#'I don't want to hurt you' husband vs 'I never back down from a challenge' wife#She's either going to be walking dunny for days or not walking at all and he's got that sad little 'I told you so' look. And it's RAINING.#That's okay she'll get used to it and then dragon sex will be possible 😤👌🏾#ANYWAYS. NOT TO GET CARRIED AWAY. I'M JUST GONNA GO LOOK AT IT AGAIN -#ngl kinda sad the color ways fidnt end up like I expected because I didn't know how the light blue would look 😭 it's still pretty tho!
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probably a weird question, but what the hell does/would cas eat? like i genuinely cannot picture him eating food besides maybe a protein shake but those don't exist so
This is justified tbh because ur really right in how u see him... Cas the type of guy that would live off of liquid meals and protein shakes as much as he can if it was an option🔥
he could not care less for food besides the nutrients he needs tbh he's the type of guy that goes "what a waste of time..." even if you serve him like a 5 course gourmet meal. With that being said though, he does need to eat so in my mind he just forces Gortash's kitchen staff to meal prep for exactly the amount he needs 2 maintain his physique
I see him at some like... 80% carnivore diet (weird ass cambion...) tbh but he wouldn't even fucking care what it is. it's really surprising no one poisoned his ass yet but I think he'd just survive and get mad🙏
#blakemail#he does whatever the equivalent to dry boiled chicken w rice and no seasoning is honestly. maybe exactly that😭#whats wrong w ur fucking tastebuds brother.... incinerated in the hells?#I think he pulls himself together for like 5 minutes max if he has to appear at some formal dinner to actually eat whats served#then he just gives gortash the rest of his plate....#i don't mean this in a weird calorie counting way either btw he just CANNOT be fucked#cas lore
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not even panicking . idek what ur saying why would ever be worried abt this
#head in hands#trial practice for tap class is in about 20 minutes and im just about remaining sane#GAHHHH this is so stressful#they do not really speak english and i do not really speak japanese so this will be exciting#plus the class is like..... 2hrs long lol#BUT WE FUCKING MOVE OK IM BEING SO BRAVE#IM GOING TO GO TO THE CLASS AND SEE WHAT ITS LIKE#ITS GOING TO BE FINE IM SURE THEY WILL ALL BE NICE AND LOVELY#tap people generally are i find#i will go to the class and do some tap and not die of a stress induced heart attack because ITS SOMETHING I LOVE#AND ILL DO IT#and if it sucks and i hate it then fuck it. i never have to see these goddamn people ever again if i don't want to#hopefully i WILL want to. bc its gonna be great and im gonna love it#I HAVE FAITH#I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE 😭😭🥳#i will update u guys when i get back 🫡#if its fab i will recommend it#and if it sucks we will roast it mercilessly#either way i am being very brave today and i am sharing this bravery with u as well 🫶🫡#the little gay people in my phone believe in me and i will not disappoint#just the same way that i believe in you too ✊🥳
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Next thing I gotta do is draw Brea and Rex like this 😂😂
#jane journals#self insert talk#💙 oh captain my captain 💙#im currently STARVED cause rex wasnt in the last few episodes of tbb AT FUCKING ALLLL 😭😭😭😭#some ppl are speculating that we'll get a separate series about him what happens w cody and wolffe and such#idkkkk that sounds like a little too good to be true. like thats hoping for too much yanno?#BUT EITHER WAY I ALWAYS COME BACK TO HIM CAUSE HES MY KING AND ILL ALWAYS ALWAYS LOVE HIM#theres something so sacred about how i feel about him 😭😭💖💖 he's really my forever!!#and i gotta draw more stuff!! always!!!#and write out comprehensive notes on lore!! cause im insane!!!
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I don’t know if I’m just imagining things but I feel like Olli and Aleksi are actually so close 🥺 for example I feel like they post so many pics together and I know they post with others too and it’s not a big deal but e.g. Olli has posted 5 pics with someone else this year and 3 of them are with Aleksi.. so it must mean something right?? 🥺 and I feel like they spend a lot of time together yk even ”outside the band” when they’re having a day off and they still do music (the remix) etc. together 😭
Yeah I mean I for one am so deep in the Olli/Allu delulu land that it's VERY easy for me to agree and confirm all of this 😭 they're boyfriends secret lovers special friends and it shows 🥺
Here are all the pictures of the two of them I could find on Olli's IG, for reference 💞
+ the group picture Olli posted when Aleksi first joined the band, with the caption 'so now there's six of us' 🥺
#i left out the one where he's pushing aleksi's and niko's heads in the water 😳#and one from balboa bts with tommi in the background#ngl the anon ask i got yesterday has given me MASSIVE headworms of 2 young guys having thought they had their life all figured out already#and then one day they realise they've fallen for their friend and bandmate 😭#friends to lovers but with troubles in between my most beloved trope in the world 💞💖💗💓💕💖💞#with truckloads of (mutual) pining and just general confusion about what they should do about their stupid (mutual) feelings#(i'd love to read/write something of this sort but i'm too anxious about everyone being all#'boohoo they'd never cheat also you're disrespecting their gfs'#like............first of all it's fiction second of all IT'S FUCKING FICTION third of all i ain't gonna tell 'em lol#obviously i wouldn’t include their actual gfs and OBVIOUSLY i wouldn’t show the fic to anyone who's in it??#i just don't understand how someone could be offended about something they don't know about lol#and OBBVVVIOUSSSLLYYYY i wouldn’t write either of the guys as somehow happy or confident about cheating like come on#there'd be SO MUCH guilt and shame and angst and they’d still love their gfs so much#but then there's also this guy who's their friend and whose stinky socks made them barf once on the tourbus#and who means the world to them. they didn’t mean for it to happen. it just did 😭#anyway sorry for rambling i swear i don't mean to make everything about my silly fic ideas#i just can't help myself and i need a way to let it all out somehow without bothering anyone in particular 😭😭😭)#ollixallu#anon asks#answered asks
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"i care about all my new vegas companions equally," i lie as i was about to go insane because i couldn't find boone anywhere
#I WAS SO SCARED LIKE WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. BOONE. SPEAK TO ME 😭😭#i sent him to the suite and he wasn't there#i thought oh maybe just one companion can be here at a time then? (because i sent cass up there too)#BUT HE WASN'T IN NOVAC EITHER#he ended up showing up maybe he glitched or something#ese pelón es mi mujer 😚😚. who said that#anyway i don't even have that many companions yet i want to get them all but i've been sidetracking a lot 😆#i want to get raul and rex asap#mi tío raul... (<- genuinely has an uncle named raul irl)#i gotta say i love cass a lot too she's so real. AND WHAT'S UP WITH THIS GAME why when parting ways with anyone#they're all sad about it. stop. stop that 😭 you're pixels on my screen stop making me feel bad
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i Need to draw more clemviminnie shit but how am i supposed to do that when minnie only exists alongside them for 2 episodes then dies
#its why i alive her for some post s4 stuff just so i have more to work with 😔#but i dont Love doing that....she sealed her fate..she was lost in the sauce...#but theres so much there..............#the way minnie was concerned for vi while betrayed!vi and clem were fighting in the cell she def still had feelings...#they still wouldve been dating if she was never taken like......#ITS SO MESSY I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#like while i Do think there was some tension in their relationship somewhere bc that line in the woods didnt come from nowhere#no matter how changed she was by the delta that sentiment had to come from somewhere. maybe she could just never say it#but idk if they wouldve broken up over it and there was no reason for violets feelings to change either. she just grieved her 'death'#vi says the real minnie is gone and that she'll do what she has to to keep everyone else safe but like....#theres no way shes not still conflicted on some level like you can see it on the boat she cant leave her. esp since she kinda blames hersel#minnie being clems dark reflection but clem is minnies reflection just as much (obvs) the tension is palpable between them#clem being the part of herself that she killed when she killed sophie...the symbolism of killing your own twin...#and how much does clem remind her of sophie too like whos clem Really mirroring here#THERES SO MUCH MEAT THAT IM CHEWING ON THIS IS A GRAND MEAL#and i cant fucking do anything about it 😭 seriously how do i work within these constraints#there isnt even a 2 week jump like there is in ep2 theres no unaccounted for time in eps 3 and 4 ITS KILLING ME#i bet in a betrayed!vi route minnie was glad to see her when they made it to the boat. and vi feeling betrayed by clem was a perfect target#totally susceptible. minnie gets in her head that its safer to give in instead of fighting back... and now theyre together again...#vi betrayed by clem falling right back into minnies arms OOF girl get away she is Fucked Up..theyre both fucked up 😭 clem u broke her#betrayed!vis reaction to hearing minnies confession about sophie..girl must have been so emotionally fucked in that cell#mmm toxic yuri mmmmm :)#god clemvi really has it all..............................................#why would i need anything else...when clemvi is here#twdg#it speaks#still cant believe my fave girlie really got it all :)
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Nonsensical aphrodite-afflicted-zagreus-Ace
#dont think abt the pose because i didnt#i also didnt think abt the anatomy either#xam doodies#sigh i guess its time for bed#its so… sad i only get half an hour to do what i want in the past few weeks im fucking#tired 😭 ah. i want to do this way better later idk#anyway Aphrodite boons are broken the inflicted weak is so. so good.#i love her out of your league one its good#also the cuff choker is from thanatos sabo mark of ownership who knows#babbling away goodnight#is he seducing wretches? probably#op hades au#xam wips
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me: i'd like to have more friends so I have more people to share things with and someone to talk to every day since I spend 98% of my time completely alone
me, trying really hard to make friends: feeling very lonely like I can't fit in and don't belong no matter what I do until i get kicked out/pushed away. or immediately fucks up, without realizing or knowing why
me after that, in tears: actually I lied, I don't want/need friends. it's better to be alone 🥲
me for a long time after that: avoids people and spends all my time alone wishing to share things with others but too tired to try again
but eventually repeats the same nonsense cycle again and again because I never learn from it 🤦♂️
#autism things#autistic#autism#actually autistic#socializing#friendship problems#i wish i could accept that im either meant to be alone or better off alone???? because even tho its hard sometimes#trying to PEOPLE is harder and fucks me up further so....how do i stop giving in and trying again 🙃#people will tell me dOnT giVe Up iTs nOt gOoD tO bE aLoNe but its also not good to be repeatedly traumatized!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭#arguably thats WORSE#IM SO TIRED AND BURNT OUT AND DEEPLY SAD. sad isnt even a good word. idk a good word. what do i feel? idk#can only describe as a forest that completely withered and decayed and theres nothing left but a dark murky sludge#i feel equivalent to that i think. a dead forest is very sad as someone who likes plants way more than people......
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25 for the revalink prompts? Bonus for not the gerudo outfit
(ask game from here)
part two of You Guys Have the Same Brainworm in my Askbox. but aw darn ya got me anon!!! truthfully, if you want me to write this in canon, i'm not sure what other armor sets would incite the same sort of fluster the prompt implies? like i have a zelda wiki open on the botw armor page and i'm going through it like Hm. Not sexy enough. KJDFHJKDHF but i still wanna write this one in canon so we're gonna take the non-horny route on the definition of 'flustered' instead LMAO
👔 25. Link dresses up just to try and get Revali flustered.
"why in the name of the goddess do you have so much clothing?" revali grumbles, crossing his arms. he's sitting in the middle of their shared roost, surrounded by piles of link's collection of armor, growing more and more as the blond continues warping them out of the sheikah slate. how much could that little contraption hold?
"well, i didn't mean to get this much," link says, tapping at the slate. he holds one of his hands out and in the next second, a pair of opal earrings materializes out of blue light in his palm. "at first, it was just out of necessity. you know zelda left me with only one set of shirt and pants when i woke up? it was way too small and that shit had probably been molding for a hundred years."
he places the earrings on the table with the other jewelry he's pulled out of the slate so far. "i mean, thankfully i found some better pants on the great plateau, but i threw that shirt away as soon as i got to hateno. there's definitely some freak in akkala who got ahold of it somehow, though..."
"and then you just kept buying more?" revali says, peering at one of the piles. why did he have so many of the same green tunic?
"in my defense, i just found some of the stuff lying around hyrule!" link replies, raising both of his hands up in surrender. "but the stealth set is really useful, and the snowquill armor is my favorite of all of my armor." he smiles fondly at revali, and the rito can't help but melt a little bit under his songbird's gaze. "and i look really good in the gerudo top and sirwal." link wiggles his eyebrows at revali, his smile growing mischievous. "wanna see?"
warmth coils under revali's cheek feathers, but he wills it away as best as he can. "maybe another time, when you haven't made an actual nest out of our home," he mutters, looking away.
as he does, one of the armor pieces catches his attention. it's designed with glowing swirls of orange and dots of blue, reminiscent of ancient sheikah technology. "what's this one?" revali says, pulling the piece towards himself. the shoulder ridges sort of remind him of the crest of medoh's head...
link follows his gaze and hums. "that one's the ancient cuirass," he says. "you're supposed to wear it with the greaves over here—" link reaches over to a piece of the other side of revali, revealing matching pants. "and also the helm, but uh... the headpiece is honestly kinda goofy, so i just wear the diamond circlet because it's prettier."
he reaches back towards the table to find the circlet and places it on the head. link then places his hands under his chin and slightly turns his face to the side. "don't i make a prettier princess than zelda like this?"
revali snorts. "sure." he turns back to the cuirass. the orange glow honestly reminds him too much of windblight; the swirling patterns are too similar and he fights down a shiver. he has to remind himself that the sheikah technology had existed prior to the influence of ganon and that it was always meant to be used for good. "what does the helm look like?"
link giggles sheepishly, rubbing the back of his neck. "well, uh, here's the one i bought from robbie..." he taps at the sheikah slate and something that looks vaguely like the head of a guardian materializes and drops in link's lap. he holds it up towards revali, grinning in a way that looks more like a grimace.
revali blinks once and then his eyes widen, staring in disbelief at the headpiece. "what... in hylia's name is that," he says taking the helm from link. at closer inspection, the glowing blue circles dotting the circumference of the helm are reminiscent of guardian eyes, or like windblight's. revali shivers this time; he decides he doesn't like the helm at all.
link laughs again nervously. "yeah, like i said, it looks goofy and i feel really silly wearing it..." he trails off, looking away before perking up again. "oh! i have other ancient helms that you might like better than this one."
"robbie made more?" revali says, looking up at link.
the blond shakes his head, tapping at the slate again. "nah, he only made that one, and these ones..." he pauses, chewing on his lip. "um... would you believe me if told you these ones fell out of the sky after i defeated the ganon blights?"
revali blinks once slowly and stares at link, searching his face for any hint of mischief. the only expression on his little jewel's face is hesitance and wariness. "and how exactly would they have done that?"
"dunno, i couldn't explain it even if i tried," link says, shrugging. he taps at the sheikah slate again and another helm materializes from blue light, dropping in the blond's lap. but this time, revali's eyes widen. "i have four of these ones and they all look like—"
"what the hell?" revali exclaims. "how— what— where did you—?!" it feels like every feather on revali's body has risen, standing straight up. he probably looks ridiculous right now, but every part of his body is flushing warm with a feeling he can't put a name to. the helm looks like exactly like medoh's head, or perhaps more accurately, a smaller version of it.
link stares at him, frozen in place holding the helm. "uh... like i said, it kinda just... fell out of the sky after i beat windblight..." chewing on his lip, he slowly holds the helm out to revali. "do you wanna...?
revali just stares at the headpiece with wide eyes for a moment. how did link even get a hold of this? it was supposed to be... slowly and warily, revali takes the helm from link and turns it over in his hands until he's looking at it head-on. it really looks just like medoh.
"you said it fell out of the sky," he murmurs, running the tip of a feathered finger over the ridges of the helm, "but why... why was it given to you... and how did it get to you if..." he trails off, finally speechless.
"if what?" link says softly, trying to prompt revali to continue.
"this is the divine helm of medoh," revali says, his voice quiet. "it's supposed to be a treasure gifted to the one who controls medoh. and as her champion, this was gifted to me back then. i lost it during the awakening of the calamity and after windblight took over..." revali resists the urge to tremble. "i don't know what happened to it. how it came to be in your hands is..."
"i don't know either," link says. "i don't know why it was given to me either. i have other helms that look like the heads of the other divine beasts, too. if that one was yours, then i guess those helms belong to the other champions. i should give them back..." the blond fidgets. "do you... want yours back? it's not like i use it that much anyway. it's just been sitting in the slate collecting dust— i mean, if it could collect dust in there, i don't know how it's stored—"
"it's fine," revali cuts him off, his voice soft. he's still staring at the helm. "just keep it with you for now. the role of the champions and the use of the divine beasts is obsolete now, with ganon sealed away. i wouldn't have a use for it either."
"are you sure?" link murmurs. revali looks back at him and his precious little jewel's eyes are wide and shining. revali doesn't know if it's possible to love a person more than what he feels for link in this moment.
"yes, i'm sure, songbird," he replies and hands the helm back. "it will probably be safer with you in the sheikah slate as well. you'll take good care of it, right?"
"of course," link responds immediately. "it's yours, of course i will." he turns back to the sheikah slate and taps at it again. in seconds, the helm dematerializes in blue light, presumably back into the slate. revali wonders then how anything is stored in there; is it an endlessly sheikah-blue space, floating forever in a void inaccessible from this world?
then, link sets the slate off to the side and crawls forward into revali's lap, wrapping his arms around revali's neck. like clockwork, the rito responds by wrapping his own arms around link's waist and holding him flush against his own body.
"i'm sorry," link blurts suddenly.
revali raises a brow. "what for?"
"that i had the helm. i should have realized that it would probably be yours."
revali snorts. "it was, in the past. i'm not sure i'm worthy enough to have it now, failing my role as a champion and no longer being required as one. you don't need to suffer any feathers over it, snowdrop."
"i guess..." link shifts in his hold so that the side of his head rests on revali's shoulder and he faces revali's neck. "but you are worthy. you're always worthy of it, 'vali, even if we don't need champions anymore. i love you, you know that, right?"
"i do," the rito responds softly. "and i love you as well, much more than you could ever fathom, songbird. thank you." he hears link hum, a content noise against his throat. they sit like that, wrapped in each other's embrace quietly for a couple moments until link speaks again.
"wanna see me in the gerudo fit now?"
"link—"
#revalink#loz#botw#loz botw#legend of zelda#ask#ask game#amihan's revalinkverse#the sheikah slate is a clown car and link is its driver#slate anon i love you if you're out there#i used some creative liberty with this prompt sorry that revali was flustered for only like 0.2 seconds n it probably was not what u meant#i feel like the ending is messy 😭 i wanted to demonstrate link being really attentive to revali's pride possibly being hurt#they both have very complex feelings about their previous role as champions and the perception of being a hero/warrior#as people who both failed to fulfill that role during the calamity the helm may serve as a testament to that failure#WELL ANYWAYS.#revali be like how the FUCK did you get this. this is MINE#link is like look shawty i don't know either it came to me in a vision#no you know what i DO like how this turned out#one thing about me is i want to explore the narrative reasons for why anything ever occurs the way it does in the botw world#BUT THE ACTUAL ENDING LINES HEHEHHEHEHDKJHFSJKDF#revali agrees that link Does look very nice in it hehe
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my entire family goes to bed at 9:30 because i live with fucking old people (im joking. somewhat.) and from then on i have to move around the house quietly. this wouldn't be a problem except that my door is incredibly and uniquely fucked up and nigh impossible to open even remotely quietly
#and it can't be left open because the cat will beeline into my room and make my life hell#every door in my house is absolutely fucking horrible in its own way but my room is really bad#the doorknob is like. dislocated. or just made for a much thicker door because the middle part of it is like 3 cm too long#and i either have to align it carefully or pull on it (makes a very loud sound) and then using a very specific amount of pressure turning#while continuing to pull on it so it won't pop#oh and i can technically open it turning both directions but going right makes it pop so fucking loud it's actually ridiculous#the very unpleasant sound of painted metal on painted metal#kiwifae says shit#my partner of two years is just getting the hang of my bedroom door#my friend came over and literally got stuck in the bathroom cuz she couldn't make the door open again#she literally tried for a few seconds and then just yelled for me 😭#that door also pops open randomly sometimes. i do not know why. it didn't use to.#back when the front door was still semi functional i had to fish the literal latch out of the cavity in the lock with a screwdriver cuz my#mom kept slamming the door and misaligning it even though we told her that's what fucks it up#we can only deadbolt that door now. it literally won't close otherwise. (that's how we lost the cat for five days!)#(back when it still semi worked i was the only one who knew how to close it at just the right strength so it would stick but not fall out)#((why isn't there an eye twitch emoji))#but our other outside door exclusively has a deadbolt. that's the only mechanism.#i'm the fucking door wizard in my house and i cannot WAIT to move somewhere where i have functional semi modern door handles#gawd bless i want to kill my fucking landlady
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