Warcraft Men and How Much I'd Trust Them With My Drink
Khadgar: 10/10. He would put a ward on it. He would be so good with holding people's drinks. He has a lot of experience from holding Medivh's drinks.
Anduin Lothar: 6/10. He won't p0ison me, but he might drink it, or if he's already drunk he'll drop it.
Llane Wrynn: 9/10. He's a very nice man and he won't p0ison me, but he's not very good at seeing when people aren't actually good people (Looking at you, Sargeras in Medivh)
Medivh: 7.5/10. I trust MEDIVH with my drink. I do not trust Sargeras with my drink. Also I feel the need to mention that Medivh is amazing and I love him.
Belo'vir Salonar: 8/10. He's a very nice man but he has a small tendency to a$$a$$inate people.
Rommath: 8/10. Same reasons as Belo'vir.
Gul'dan: -10/10. I will hand him a glass of champaign. I will get the bl00d of Mannoroth.
Illidan: 5/10. I leave for two minutes and he's drunk flirting with a completely uninterested Khadgar.
Anduin Wrynn: 3/10. He'll get k1dnapp3d while I'm gone.
Mathias Shaw: 0/10. He's gonna see the chance to 0ff me and take it. I love him tho.
Flynn Fairwind: 2/10. He'll drop it because he's wast3d.
Genn Greymane: 0/10. I get a bad vibe from him. I don't know why.
Wrathion: 7/10. I love the boy, but he's an idiot who makes terrible decisions. Still better than Sabellian for Aspect, though.
Nielas Aran: 10/10. One of the few people who actually cared about Medivh, and that's all I need to say.
Moroes: 10/10. See Nielas' answer.
Edwin Vancleef: 8/10. I don't work for the Kingdom of Stormwind so we're all good.
Durotan: 9/10. I just get chill vibes from him.
Thrall: 5.5/10. He's probably h1gh as ba||s.
Halduron Brightwing: 5/10. Manwh0r3.
Lor'themar Theron: 3/10. I don't like him. He should listen to Rommath more.
Baine Bl00dhoof: 7/10. He seems nice but is not particularly effective.
Orgrim Doomhammer: 1/10. No.
Velen: 10/10. Will see if someone is going to p0ison me and stop them.
Turalyon: 0/10. I get suuuuper sketchy vibes from him. I think he's in a cu|t.
Malygos: 7/10 pre-insanity, 4/10 mid-insanity, 0/10 post-insanity. I play a mage. He seems sweet before he goes crazy, and when he's crazy he's a giant spider.
Kalecgos: 9/10. Will find a powerful mage and sleep with them immediately, somehow managing to keep my drink in his hand the entire time. I like him.
Nozdormu: Yes/10. He will put it in a pocket dimension.
Murozond: See Nozdormu.
Magni Bronzebeard: 10/10. I f*cking love this guy.
Brann Bronzebeard: 8/10. Easily distracted by shiny objects.
This got way too long, so I'm gonna have to stop here.
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Tiffin being the one to advocate for the Stonemason's Guild and being the one to die immediately from the injustice she fought against is such a fascinating piece of writing given how the Defias turns out that I don't even want to give Blizzard the credit for it.
I wonder often how much Edwin thought about this moment, esp in the later period of the brotherhood. I wonder if Vanessa looks at Anduin and thinks about it now.
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I had this idea at 5 AM and wrote it at 7. Don't expect gold.
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"Like I said, you shouldn't be cocky infront of me... I wanted to kill you since I was like six..." She said, Anduin couldn't really tell if that was supposed to be a joke. Vanessa always had such dry humor he wouldn't even be surprised if she meant it.
"I'm not acting cocky... I'm just saying that-"
"That you would win in hand to hand combat against me... And THAT is utterly unrealistic..." She smirked.
"Well- not that unrealistic... I got a lot of training from Shaw and-"
"Me too, Anduin..."
"Oooh... Hm..." He got lost in thought for a second. "How do you know Shaw anyway?"
"Well... Mathias used to be like... Like an uncle to me... A second father maybe..." She smiled. "Before and in the beginning of everything... And I suppose he came back to fill the role of a dad for me... Even after all that happened..."
"Oh so... so like Genn is to me?"
"Well..." She started giggling.
"What is it?"
"Well... Unless Varian and Genn slept together, it's not the same..."
Anduin looked at the giggling rogue, absolutely flaberghasted. "What?"
"What what?" She laughed.
"I didn't know Shaw and Edwin-"
"Well now you know... They always acted like an old married couple yet everyone was like 'huh, just buddies being friends'..."
"Huh..."
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