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A Gayiyla Halloween
Edge of Everywhere AU, but it’s Modern Day Halloween where Rex and Reader are just as obsessed with Star Wars as one would think. Priya, Garran, and Gelisa are a few years older here than when we last saw them. You get one guess what their family Halloween costume theme is :')
rated T - one tiny smidge of innuendo. pregnant reader. otherwise it's all family fluff as they get ready to go trick-or-treating. about 1.4k words.
“You almost ready, Rex?” you shout from the living room, adjusting the robes of your costume in the entryway mirror, running a hand down your pregnant belly. If your husband replies, you’re unable to hear it from where he is at the other side of the house, especially not over the sounds of the children playing in the living room, practicing getting into each of the characters they’re dressed up as.
As Garran is swinging around his plastic green lightsaber in the air while making the whooshing sounds to go with it, Gelisa is skipping around in circles, no doubt feeling even more like a little princess in her white gown. The moment her focus is captured by her twin’s toy is evident, her eyes widening. It isn’t long before she’s asking her older sister to borrow her lightsaber, smiling mischievously when Priya hands it to her, soon lurching after her twin with the accessory.
“Careful, you two. Lissy, it took me an hour to do your hair, please try not to mess it up!”
“Okay, Mama!” The twins call in unison.
Priya sits on the couch and dons the mask to her costume, extending her arm towards her younger siblings and curling her fingers inwards. “Luke! I am your fatherrrrr!”
Clipping your own lightsaber to its loop that’s sewn into your Jedi robes, you shake your head with a smile, passing right through the middle of the action on the way to the bedroom, where your husband has yet to come out.
Knocking on the door gently, you speak to him from the outside. “You need my help with any of the fastenings, Rex?”
“Mama! I see kids out there!” comes Garran’s voice, his face and hands pressed against the window behind the curtain.
“You hear that, my love? We should get going.”
“Eh,” he calls from behind the closed door of the bedroom. “I’m not sure how I feel about it.”
You chuckle. “Well it’s a little late to change the theme, hon. Come out, let’s see it.”
“Let’s go, Daddy!” Priya is now at your side, once again extending her arm and opening her hand, trying to open the door by use of the Force. In her deepest voice, followed by the signature Vader breathing sound effect, she says: “Come out, trooper, or face my wrath!”
“Maybe if we both use the Force, Daddy will come out,” you tell her loud enough so that Rex can hear.
Priya darts back towards her siblings as the door opens, and there stands your husband, covered from head to toe in the stormtrooper costume you ordered for him about a month ago upon deciding on the theme as a family, after introducing the children to the Star Wars movies. Rex and you have always enjoyed Star Wars, and watching all the movies together as your family of five was a very special weekend, one that you won’t soon forget. It did surprise you just how much the story and characters captured the kids’ attention, them being the ones to suggest the Halloween costumes before Halloween was even a thought in your own mind.
He crosses his arms against his armored chest.
“Hey there, trooper,” you tease.
“This,” he gestures with gloved hands to his entire costume, “Is not practical. If this ‘armor’ is what the stormtroopers really wore, it’s no wonder they were so easily disarmed.” He scoffs, wiggling his rear. “Not to mention how uncomfortable it is.”
Rex takes off the helmet, shaking his head as you cover your mouth with your hand, suppressing a giggle. “Well, I think you look good, Rex.”
“Hm. Yeah?” He smirks and raises his brows, stepping closer to you and wrapping his arm around your lower back, pulling you into him. “How good?”
“Easy there, trooper,” you tease, placing your hand on your belly, his eyes following and lips curling into a wider grin. “That is not the Jedi way. Remember what happened the last time.”
Before he can follow up with some quick-witted sultry remark of his, Garran runs over, his Yoda backpack accessory partially unclasped and dangling off one shoulder.
“Whoa! Daddy, you look so cool!”
Rex laughs, winking at him. “Thanks, buddy.” He shuffles out of the room, shooting you a little look when you snort at the sound of his clunky costume knocking together, handing you his helmet then reaching down to scoop up ‘Luke’ in his arms.
“He’s gonna lose his lightsaber,” you tell Rex, retrieving the accessory from the floor and handing it to him rather than to Garran, who has forgotten about it for the hundredth time this evening so far. “We should just leave it at home.”
Rex gasps playfully, squeezing his son’s sides and eliciting giggles from the toddler. “But he’s Luke Skywalker, love.” He points to your robes. “You of all people know that a Jedi needs their lightsaber.”
You smile, running your thumb across your son’s cheek, soothing a tiny, week-old cut he’d earned from playing a little too rough with his sister. “I suppose you’re right.”
“Luke.” Rex sets him down, adjusting the straps to the backpack and ruffling his hair. He kneels to his level and opens his hands, presenting the lightsaber to Garran. “A lightsaber is sacred to the Jedi. This weapon is your life, and you must protect it.” Garran carefully takes the toy, holding it close to his chest, listening intently. “Can you do that, young Skywalker?”
“Yes, Daddy!”
Rex kisses the top of his head and stands. “Where are the rest of my kids, hm? Come show me what you all look like in a Galaxy Far, Far Away.”
“I’m here!” Gelisa skips over, one of her buns slightly askew now. You sigh, but knew full well that a hairstyle such as Princess Leia’s double buns was not going to stay perfect on Lissy’s head.
“Look at you, little Leia!” Rex beams, chuckling as he notices the one bun.
“Princess Leia,” Gelisa corrects, running her hands down her gown.
“Apologies, Princess.” Rex bows then places a kiss on her head between the buns. Standing upright now, he peers around, searching for his eldest child.
“She’s hiding,” you whisper to him, nodding towards the hallway that leads to the kids’ bedrooms.
Rex takes his stormtrooper helmet back from you and slides it on, getting into character. “TK-7567 reporting for duty, sir,” he calls from under the helmet, his voice slightly modulated. He walks around the living room, peering behind the furniture and pretending to scan the area with the built-in accessories.
Priya pokes her masked head out from the hallway, Rex acting as if he hasn’t yet spotted her.
“I’m looking for Darth Vader,” he sing-songs. “Has anybody seen her around here? The ship will be leaving to go trick-or-treating soon, but we can’t leave without her!”
As Rex searches the house for Priya, you get the twins’ shoes on, then your own. They grab their candy bags and you smile as Garran makes sure his lightsaber is held tightly in his other hand.
“Oh, look at you, my little love!”
You hear Rex’s giddy voice exclaim from the kids’ hallway, followed soon after by Priya’s laughter and loud, in-character breathing paired with lightsaber sound effects.
“Ah!” he calls out. “You got me!”
“I think Darth Vader has been found,” you whisper to the twins. “Are you ready, Luke and Leia?”
“Yes, Mama!”
They start pulling you towards the door, and out from behind the corner comes stormtrooper Rex with Darth Vader’s little hand in his, her shoes already on, red lightsaber and candy bag clutched in her other hand. Letting go of her daddy, her black cape flaps wildly as she makes a beeline to join you and her siblings at the door.
Garran tucks his candy bag and lightsaber under one arm, reaching for his dad with the other. Priya and Gelisa join hands, and with your hand resting on your belly, you beam at your family of five – soon to be your family of six.
“Ready when you are, Master Jedi,” Rex says from under the helmet, undoubtedly sporting a smile just as elated as yours.
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Still waiting for anti-beekeeping vegans to learn about the Great Annual Drone Massacre that happens every fall
#Me going outside; what the#Dead and dying drones everywhere#some pitifully trying to crawl back into the hive#only to be promptly dragged out and stung a few times#tossed off the edge of the landing board as the workers dust their little feet off and go back inside#Me; oh okay then#frost is coming soon
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#spheal#i wish i could post circular images on tumblr. because this one is deserving of a fully circular PNG. i could technically just take a#regular square image and then make the edges transparent to make it *effectively* a circle‚ but like… would that appeal?#if that would appeal then i'll do it. i don't think it would be *too* prohibitively hard. i would be willing to make an addendum#with a circular transparent image of spheal staring at the screen if enough of you want it. either way#this guy rolls everywhere and i think tumblr is gonna like that. i feel like this is gonna end up being a well-liked pokémon amongst tumblr#as in. i feel like. it already is. because. of how it is. i just don't know bc spheal isn't like. one of my favorites#it's cute don't get me wrong but it's just not one i think about all the time. it's one that i'll like if prompted but not unprompted#i'm gonna stop before i dig myself into a hole. i beat totk finally. it was very good and i honestly had way way more fun with it than i did#with botw. i have my criticisms obviously. it's not perfect it's not pmd. but it was very good. and now i've moved onto the next game in my#backlog. which is very long but i'm steadily working through it. hopefully i can get it done before i graduate this december and stop having#any time for the rest of my life ever forever to play video games. dreading that day. but uh#until then i will game. and hang out with my friends. and go on tumblr. and do all these things i like to do. until i no longer can#wow this got depressing i'm gonna Stop here. enjoy spheal
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girl I want u..... but u are $97...........
soft and comfortable hand specific grip. a cane silencer so it doesn't clack and clunk. a very sturdy and supporting bottom tip. height adjustable. height adjustable that Actually Goes Short Enough For Me. BEAUTIFUL star pattern........ 97 dollars..................... evil evil world
#like i get it#i get it. its gotta be pricey#bc materials and details and all the aweskme things it has#but ouuugghhh...... why#why......#my poor wooden cane is so chipped and battered bc its the only i have and i have to take it everywhere#but i work in a place with no carpet and lots of edges and hard surfaces#and not good places to lean a cane against#first one ive seen that actually adjusts to my height#97 dollars........
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#trying a new editing style#idk how i feel about the watercolor or edges stuff#but idk#i've been trying to recreate the more realistic type of edits i see on instagram and literally everywhere and idk bro#apart from the fact that i struggle so much with it there's something that i don't like about me having that style#long live glows tho#charles leclerc#f1#f1edit#dailyf1#motorsports#graphic#graphic design#poster design#graphics#will reblog this in the morning
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this is the first Space Marine I have ever painted Please Be Kind 😭🤣... during housecleaning I unearthed this old mini my fiancé had as a child and long story short I made him into a teacup, please welcome Brother Connoisseur of the ~*~*~Albertus Regius~*~*~ Chapter
#warhammer 40k#adeptus astartes#space marines#miniature painting#miniature#freehand#royal albert#freehand is so hard!!!! as much as i love gold edged china i think it was a mistake starting with that aesthetic#should maybe have done a more muted gold and not retributor armour everywhere#even better: i should have just gone with pure blue and white porcelain like my ancestors would have deemed rightful 😂#on a more serious note: does anyone know what era/edition/year this dude comes from? i am a baby fan i know little about astartes#he is not a big space marine he is objectively (i.e. next to a ruler) about 32mm tall and his backpack design is obv. old#there are some other minis we found of the same time period and i will also chinapaint them i think. but later#also discovered some plastic + metal style thousand sons they must be quite old. and smol
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“#@!*!%” — max verstappen, 2022
#max verstappen#f1#video#this was supposed to be longer but now FOM is censoring even f1tv's onboards???#let him be heard .#the 2020 edit of unfiltered max was such a hit it got reposted everywhere 😭#this one won't make the same numbers bc he is losing his edge#he doesn't call them blind mfs anymore :(#i am loving the nyan cat on the background#special thanks to kami @the-last-jedis for helping me out <3
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impulse pov :]
thank you for the submissions!!
[ID: two minecraft screenshots from hermitcraft 10, taken at spawn. The first, Tango is central to the image, across the lava pit from the viewer. Xisuma, Etho and Ren are also visible, as is False’s nametag. In the second, it’s from a different angle, a much closer perspective and a different location. From left to right, the edge of False, Etho, Tango, Ren, xB, Hypno, Cleo, possibly Gem? Skizz, and Grian are all visible, though everyone except False, Tango, xB and Hypno are looking away from the viewer. xB and Hypno are also crouching right next to each other. End ID]
#submission#submitted tango#tango tek#tango but everywhere#tangotek#hermitcraft#hc10#impulsesv#do not separate horse head farms#im only going to tag the ones you can clearly see#a lot of them are super blurry or cut off by the edges of the images#like false#and. grian.#3 pixels of him#id recognise those pixels anywhere though#*has a tango blog* *is a buildstonearchitechsgrumbowaffleduo main*#<- since people argue about duo names . no one wins here.#im like king solomon#. i am so sorry for the tangent on your submission but also im not . i am my own court jester#xisumavoid#xisuma#ethoslab#etho#etho’s lab#jfc. choose a name king#rendog#renthedog#skizzleman#xbcrafted#hypnotizd
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Can we see a sneak peek of the angst you were writing with Rex? Pretty please? 😁
angsty sneak peak of Across the Stars pt 5 below
In the complete darkness, absent is all light and sound. It’s like he’s in limbo – unsure if he’s dead or alive. There are no stars. No path to lead him forward. It no longer feels like a nightmare, but still, something isn’t right. Rex’s chest feels hollow – caved in. If he looks down he’s sure he’d be able to see the grim hole in his sternum, ribs protruding from where his heart was ripped out. He won’t look. This isn’t real.
Or maybe it is.
He still won’t look.
The bust of a cloaked figure appears in front of him, the blue glow of the hooded face menacing even if all he can make out is the mouth that starts to open as it begins to speak.
Rex has seen this before – lived this. An extremely familiar and unwelcome feeling tingles through his blood and throbs in his head. He feels his eyes burn as they fixate on the figure. His body locks into place, unable to move any muscle. Every thought wipes from his mind. Autonomy denied.
Rex is ready to receive his orders.
#inbox#fic teaser anyone?#edge of everywhere: across the stars#edge of everywhere#eoe: across the stars#the gayiyla family#wip
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#alex: the car was on a knifes edge everywhere. i was driving like i was spinning plates#alex immediately after (lying): we can still aim for points#this is the fw46 let’s not pretend it’s worthy of anything#alex albon#china 2024
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I have gone insane
Here’s some thinking outside the box Macthinker.
QUICK! [hits them with a beam
#clemask#others art#thinking outside the box#macthinker#i tried to draw the mac amoeba with more sharp edges but idk if you can tell#HEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!! EHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!!! YAAAYY!! YAYAYGEYEEHHEHH starts rolling around everywhere#OHHHMY STUPID BAKA LIIIIFEEE#ohhthe amoebas in the corner ohhthe hands crosisng heehehreheheehe#the chair one is really good . macs never coming back . SAD!#HEHEHEHAHAH OHHTHIS IS REALLY GOOODDD i woke up to this and i had to get up and pace around before actually doing anything#AAANT SWARM!!! 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜#ohhi need to draw thinking outside the box. actually i should ask if youre ok with fanart . and then if the answer is yes then draw it.#technically speaking i did do some a whiile ago like when chapter 10 dropped. the hand metal scene had a grasp on me. but the art is really#old so its forever locked away anYWAYSsorry rambling#OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUGHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG#hehehe its giant ears. ouughughhh oughhhOUUGHHANVIL. ANVIL. ANVIL.#ANVIL ANIVL ANIVL#😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭mgy house just blew up again#OHHHOHGUGHOOHUGHGHHGOUGHGHHGOUGHHHGOGUHGHGOUGHHGHGHGOGUHGOUUG88URGHIIGUH rocks back and forth OHHHOUHGBN#this is my cocomelon#EEEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH😭😭😭😭HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH😭😭😭😭ohhh so good#hey chat lets all hunt them down for sport ! come on chat!#OUHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOGHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUIHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#UIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEHFSUKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSBJCDVKFEWWIIIIIIIIIIIII/JR#YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! JUMPS UP AND DOWN#very awesome very cool! haha ignore all that. i was hacked. hahah
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I have this odd fear that, should Too Human ever be re-made, they will change/adapt Midgard and Asgard to the current standards of what cyberpunk aesthetics are aka put giant neon eye strain billboards everywhere.
There was some sort of concept art that sort of veered into that direction at the time though it's a more pleasant kind of neon graphics:
This was an early idea of the Aesir airport, which got cut out from the game or modified to be smaller.
#commentary#too human#this thought was triggered by watching a mirror's edge 1 ambience video and noticing how much more pleasant the city's skyline looked#compared to the second game which also looks wonderful but at the same time the fancy modernized visuals...#... with bold shapes and screens everywhere are a bit too much for my eyes
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Miphlink Week day 2: Stealing Affection
They were supposed to be cooking for the rest of the champions but they've become distracted. again
#miphlinkweek#miphlinkweek2023#miphlink#loz#mipha#link#myart#i meant to draw something relatively quick/non painterly but then i became possessed#by what i'm not sure but now there are colors everywhere#it's a little rough around the edges but i like how the pose came out#larger mipha ftw
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We’re always laughing about the time Jack got Stephen’s sloth irresponsibly drunk in HMS Surprise (Debauchgate) but we don’t talk enough about the time Stephen accidentally got the entirety of the ship’s rat population coked up in The Nutmeg of Consolation.
#stephen maturin#aubreyad#jack aubrey#the nutmeg of consolation#hms surprise#he drops a leaf while going into his massive stash and the rats become Obsessed and chew a hole thru the chest where he stores it#and we know its a massive stash bc in a previous novel he goes to an apothecary and pulls a ron swanson while theyre in sweden#‘good day. i require all the coca leaves you have.’#‘wait. i fear what you just heard was ‘give me a lot of coca leaves.’ what i said was ‘give me all the coca leaves you have.’ is that clear#everyone in stockholm was straight edge for a whole month bc of dr. stephen maturin#god bless him#he does good everywhere he goes
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@eebie DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the dance is from this video ♪(^∇^*)
#HI EEBIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL#i made this beccause i was listening to that penis song i sent you and i thought it sounded like a song gobou would use#also i wanted a dancing eeber gif ^___^#keep in mind i ummm. have only animated once before and that was years ago and very very very short#and also it was totally sketchy and stuff. as in it was just a sketch there was no lineart or colors or anything#and also csp apparently dosent let you export transparent animations!?!?!?!? and also it doesnt let you use more than 25 frames!?!?!?!?#its stupid. so i just made a gif on EZGIF.COM instead<333#which is why the edges look kinda. um. wack. sorry about that but maybe itll go away when this posts? i dunno but i doubt it#btw i think i have eeber poisoning or something. because i draw her all the time everywhere........#ive drawn her so many times in some stupid little sketchbook we have in our kitchen when i wait for stuff in tha microwave#her design is just sooooo. Yeah!!!!!!!!#anyway this took Ummm significantly longer than id hoped and my back hurts sooooobad#so im going to bed!!!!!!!! but anyways here u go babygirkl <333333#my art#oh and btw i only listened to the penis (eek!) song while drawing this and nothing else#just. the same penis song for hours on end#and i said i was gonna take abreak when i was done with the lines before i started coloring but 😀👍 i forfot#OH WAIY ONE LAST YBING. i got cery noticably lazy like halfway through so dontt look too close at the frames or youu might get scared 😨
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its so sad to me when people aren't interested in engaging with stories where they don't "identify" with the protagonists
#like this goes everywhere from boys being conditioned to not read 'girl books' (books w female protagonists) on#and the cycle continues bc Media Companies are obsessed with having Relatable Characters that are distinctly disconnected#from anything actually lived in#rubbed clean of any rough edges#idk. it makes your world feel not only small in a bad way but empty. lonely without even an other to experience self through.#etc.#text
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