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blocksandbloops · 2 years
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DSMP Citizen memes from my sona's perspective
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To summarize: Briar is a cranky immortal with a screwed moral code who lived in the greater SMP area before that was it's name and has now awakened from a magical trance to stab things, flirt with men way out of their league and maybe open a flower shop while they're at it
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sleepimoff · 5 months
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Dsmp modern au memes bc my friend convinced me to redesign one of my old oc's
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koreanbibliophilegirl · 3 months
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Made incorrect quotes for Temporal Transcendence(WIP). Why am I so obsessed with incorrect quotes.
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Wilbur: You love me, right, Tommy?
Tommy: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.
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Tommy: This is such a bad idea.
Wilbur: Then why are you coming along?
Tommy: One of us needs to be able to talk the other Mages out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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Techno: Here's some advice.
Dave the Blood God: I didn't ask for any.
Techno(been a statue for a whole century now): Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who can hear me.
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Young Tommy: You saved me. I owe you my life.
Techno: No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not very impressed.
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Techno: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Wilbur: You need to stop.
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Tommy: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
The Time Mages: Wasn't Supreme Time Mage Jacobs with you?
Karl: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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Wilbur: HELP! I TOLD TECHNO I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Phil, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
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Wilbur: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Tommy: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Wilbur: Yes!
Techno: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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Tommy: *Screams*
Sapnap: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Wilbur: Should we do something?
Karl: No, I want to see who wins.
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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Phil: Shit.
Techno: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Tommy: OH MY GOD WILBUR FELL OFF!!!
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Quackity, a Time Mage, about Tommy: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.
Sapnap: Are we stealing them?
Karl: New or used?
Quackity: Wonderful responses, both of you.
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Techno: Bianca, I'm sad.
Bianca Nihachu: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Tommy: Bo, I'm sad.
Bo Underscore, nodding: mood.
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Karl: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Tommy: You and me!!!
Karl, tearing up: Okay.
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Wilbur: I turned out perfectly fine!
Tommy: Wilbur, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.
Wilbur: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
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Phil: Hey, you want some leftovers?
Techno: What's that?
Phil: You've never had leftovers???
Techno(grew up poor): No, because I'm not a quitter.
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Tubbo: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?
Ranboo: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Tommy?
Tommy: Probably "road work ahead".
Techno: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
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(These are for the sequel if I ever get around to it)
Wilbur, pretending to be General Soot of L'Manburg: What's up guys? I'm back.
Nemesis Nihachu: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.
Wilbur, sweating: Death is a social construct.
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Tommy: You have to apologize to General Soot.
Wilbur: Fine.
Wilbur: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
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General Soot: I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on.
Wilbur: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Tommy isn't.
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Wilbur: I think we're missing something.
Tommy: Teamwork?
Techno: Cohesion?
Nemesis: A general sense of what we're doing?
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Tommy: Have you seen a person named 'Technoblade' around here?
Antarctic Empire Citizen: Ugh, yes. He made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
Tommy: It looks fine to me?
Citizen: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!
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General Soot: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Tommy: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Tobias: I got distracted about halfway through.
Nemesis: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Techno: Why is Wilbur so sad?
Tommy: He took one of those "Which L'Manburg-Era Historical Figure Are You?" quizzes.
Techno: And...?
Tommy: He got General Soot.
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Tommy: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
General Soot: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
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General Soot, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Tobias: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!
Soot, with the tone of someone who is used to Tobias: Outstanding.
Soot: This is what I’m talking about people.
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Wilbur: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you.
General Soot: 10 times 0 is still 0 though.
Wilbur: Joke's on you, I can't do math.
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Tommy: Just be yourself.
Wilbur: 'Be myself'? Tommy, I have one day to win the L'Manburg soldiers over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Tommy: Couple weeks.
Phil: Six months.
Techno: Jury's still out.
Wilbur: See, Tommy?
Wilbur: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
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General Soot: I'm an idiot.
Wilbur:
Tommy:
Nemesis:
Techno:
Soot:
Wilbur: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
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Nemesis: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?
Tommy: *sighing* "General Soot".
Wilbur, trying(and failing) to talk like Soot: Fuck shit up out there, but don't die.
Tobias: *wiping away a tear* So inspirational.
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annimator · 7 months
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Hi I’m Anni!
I identify as an enby (They/Them) pronouns preferred) and I post a lot about QSMP! (and sometimes some of my own art and other stuff)
My ask box is also open! Feel free to say anything ig-
Blog Title & Description is from Quiet Room by Yoh Kamiyama (lovely song btw :D)
(Egg GIF by etoilesbienne!)
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#my art • pretty explainable, it’s mainly QSMP, but i’m planning on posting more art of my sona and ocs!
#qsmp • Anything and everything from Quackity’s bilingual Minecraft server! (he’s done so much cool shit thanks to it oh my god I’m so proud of my streamer-)
#qsmp fanart • Some cool art I found that relates to qsmp! Ya might even find some of my art too!
#qsmp.txt • some of my own posts about qsmp!
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#qsmp meme • these are my legacy on this site how did these get traction-
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#spiderbit • I miss them…
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#frubbo • idk at this point where tf is Fred-
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(IM TALKING ABOUT THE CUBITOS BTW)
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#anni’s ocs • I ramble about my children and the fantasy world that they all live in [masterpost] Note: All OC Content is now gonna be posted on my side blog which I’ll reblog from every now and then
#miscellaneous posts and #miscellaneous rbs • literally anything that isn’t about qsmp-
#dsmp • I can never escape my past, can I?
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aninklingof · 1 year
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Harper & Itura sharing 1 braincell
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(Itura belongs to @iturathedutchie ❤️)
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living-satire · 2 years
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[He is a dad that is struggling to understand emotions and how to handle them like me. Also he totally treats Tommy like his Son, like that’s his boy why are you all yelling at him?]
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dsmp-citizen · 2 years
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Here I was thinking it could just be a normal day-
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daandyli0n · 2 years
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iris and avi (my dsmp ocs) in a nutshell
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@sunviolet77​ here it is.
pov: your (dead) fiance’s adopted sister is basically putting her lives in danger by antagonizing the local mercenary and a serial-killing necromancer who recently escaped from prison.
you are stressed.
(also, would you like another angsty idea i had regarding hawk’s “disappearance”? because it keeps bouncing around my brain)
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anns-works · 2 years
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Did you know? the chances of an immortal and feral cryptid living in the middle of a lush forest in an underground library reaching all the way down to bed-rock and covering the exact area that you and your partner have chosen to begin constructing a new country that runs on a business of gambling, are low; but never zero.
Awesamdude wasn't exactly sure how he got into this situation; with fucking bed-rock under his feet, sitting on a strange chair (what did Carina call it? A bean bag? Weren't those wiped out during The Devastation?), as Quackity and Carina discuss the creation of a new currency. That depend on putting a value on everything depending on its worth. Including someone's life. What the fuck.
(Normally he wouldn't be peeved by these kinds of things, but being around Carina mad him so exhausted that he wanted to do nothing more than to plop onto his bed and take a nap for a thousand years.)
Sam looked around the shelves, which ended up making him feel even more exhausted. There was a brown leatherbound volume. Its wasn't much significant in itself but Carina had slapped a paper label on it with the message "L'manburg's declaration of independence. Stole it from the ghost of it's founder. Pretty neat." That just made him want to bash his head against the wall.
Sam looked over to the open book on the table. The book was too far away and the handwriting too messy too make out its contents, though it seemed slightly familiar...
With a jolt, Sam recognized it. The Rule Book of the SMP. back during the beginning of the server. He viciously stomped down every fond memory that came with the writer of that book.
"Yeah! And if they refuse to pay up, then torture is always an option." Carina said, pausing only to take a sip from her cup.
Quackity made a small noise of approval. His tea was untouched, too busy thinking to even drink it. He said, "How about we only keep the value of each material to ourselves?" He looked at Carina with a sharp grin. "It would certainly make things interesting."
Carina returned the grin. Sam realized that the main reason Carina always made him feel this exhausted was due to what she was capable of doing. It reminded him of how many things she had burned with Sapnap. Chaos was her nature. Hell, Carina was the embodiment of Chaos.
Carina leaned forward, a glint in her eyes that Sam knew meant trouble. She offered her hand for Quackity to shake. "Well buddy, I guess that makes us partners."
Sam sipped his tea, (the memory of Carina telling him she made it with some long extinct fruit came to his mind. Orange was it?
Quackity leaned forward and shook her hand.
This is either going to end extremally good or extremally bad. Sam mused. but one thing was for sure, with Carina involved the ending is sure to be extreme.
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sunviolet77 · 2 years
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New OC Meme
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(I decided to delete it for some reason I don’t know why-)
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phinn-s-trash · 2 years
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oh ho ho ho. im not done. i have 7 more DSMP CITIZEN MEMES 😈 [still the same sona :)]
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blocksandbloops · 2 years
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Briar causing chaos, part 2
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sleepimoff · 8 months
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I got bored, so I made las nevadas alignment charts
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(Tagging @cozychamomilechaos cuz the lil guy with purple eyes is her oc)
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ask-theog8-ocs · 2 years
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wilt’s whole character in a nutshell:
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living-satire · 2 years
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Everyday i find out something about dream that makes me want to rip his head off his body. And i dont even know everything about exile.
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mcytblrconfessions · 6 months
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i personally think we need more harmless ocs in the fandom. I remember those "dsmp citizen oc" memes and those were very funny and creative. Let's do that again. with any mcyt fandom. hermitcraft. qsmp. empires. idc. cringe self-insert ocs are good for fandom environment and enrichment. it doesn't have to be self-inserts made to be shipped, if you don't want. just make a Dude and put them in Situations from your favorite smp. It's funny.
we need more harmful ocs
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