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Posting old shit while I regain my bearings after recent events. Having trouble focusing enough to finish new art. So here is my "BRING SOME COKE TO THE PARTY" BISHOP ALIGMENT CHART(tm)

Leshy was in the "brings cocaine" spot because it's the Chaotic thing to do, until I remembered kallamar is like.....a medieval era disease specialist......he probably has a bunch of shit laying around like cocaine tooth drops (look it up if you don't believe that existed at one point). Heket is hosting the party and KNOWS narinder is gonna put a giant hole in the temple wall eventually; she is not happy about it. Narinder got turnt before they even decided on what music to play, and he WASN'T EVEN INVITED! Shamura is the kind of person to queue the same fucking song over and over in the playlist and lose song choice privileges. I like to think they put their tiny stupid pepsi cup on a table for all the siblings to share kshjfksdjf

Had to explain to a very upset customer who did not bring her ID that cough meds are used to make meth and that’s why I needed her ID to complete the sale.

Can we talk about the fact that Annie was SEVERELY addicted to pills and her parents just. Didn't notice? And it feels like it's implied that her mom KNEW this was going on and was just going to let it keep happening (since she didn't want her to go to rehab). Like they're letting their 18 year old daughter live above a sex shop in a "terrible part of the city" all because she wanted to get help????? Something potentially untapped here for the fanfic writers

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The Victorian Era was shite compared to now obsiously but also titty piercings were popular everyone was on heroin and they thought bad sex made your kids ugly so the zeitgeist must have been wild

weed truck found on fb marketplace

yoda

Does Fluttershy think gay people are real?

tf you mean. she IS a gay people

do drugs responsibly

hooray for bearded women!!!

house md’s worst and best hate crime is wilson’s “i should have spent my life being more like you. i should’ve been a manipulative, self centred, narcissistic ass who brought misery to everything and everyone in his life” followed by house’s “you’d still have cancer” and then wilson’s “yeah, but at least i’d feel like i deserved it!” house risks his entire life to let wilson do too much chemo. wilson didn’t even ask him to do it. house gives up the last of his vicodin to stop wilson’s pain. he lies to wilson about it. house tells wilson that all they need in life is each other. house promises to let wilson die in his apartment instead of being taken to a hospital. he risks everything because wilson asks him to. then wilson tells house that he deserves cancer. there is no fucking reason for this. it’s the best thing they ever did.

"My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends,)"

Felt like drawing them again 😔

Jason finds the Amulet of Aragon in a drugs bust. He's a little busy at the moment, so he just throws it over his head to wear it until he can toss it in the evidence vault later.

Naturally, the absolute second he gets angry a giant fuckall dragon decimates the warehouse.

Jason has decided he really, really likes this amulet thing.

He's refusing to give it back.