AHHHHH DOTTOLONE ARE SO REAL

dottore being a claymore user is SO funny to me, like what is he going do with it?? try to use it????? he's going to dislocate his vertebrae, that's what he's gonna do

Congratulations to Scara on his Elle Woods arc (?)

Since dottore is leaked to have a boss fight in natlan, i've been thinking about him and reader being merged in the boss. Like that dancing couple boss in fontaine, just imagine dottore and reader dancing together until a certain traveler approaches their field. would their boss unit be any different from their gameplay unit?

YESSSS.... When entering Reader and Dottore's boss domain, they wouldn't even attack the player at first. The two are far more interested and absorbed in each other, twirling and pulling each other around, even if the Traveler decides to be their audience. The battle wouldn't begin until you decide to attack one of them. If you decide to watch them for a while, you'll end up seeing Reader having to take a break for a little bit and rest their poor feet after dancing for so long... while Dottore stands over them in amusement.

I'm not even sure what the boss battle would be like but I want it to be challenging since you are fighting two people at the same time. For example, there's probably a charging feature to unleash a big attack for both of them where you need to attack other things to prevent the attack (ex: Scara mecha fight) but it's especially challenging since the other will prevent the player and still attack them while you are trying to do this. When trying to finish one of them off when they're down, the other would constantly prevent this from happening. Also, lots of taunting and mocking toward the Traveler. Maybe Ruin Machines can spawn during the fight too... 😔

I actually have brainrot for a HSR style boss battle (😭...) where attacking him would automatically cause Reader to block and take the damage for him since they despise the idea of him getting hurt but ermmm let me not get too crazy on here!!

whenever signora and dottore used to argue, signora would finish it by saying “at least i graduated” and dottore would fly into a rage and wreck his lab and kill his lab assistants every time

Painting based of Dottore without his hair pubes, prime mask (?)

I like him quiet a lot

happily divorced 🥂

listening to the other Arlecchino character voice lines now I'm out of college and I'm so intrigued by the harbingers?? long rant but literally everything we learn makes me MORE intrigued. the tsartisa, pierro, dottore, signora, childe, and furina ones caught my attention the most. also so weird this is the first harbinger well NEVER have a scaramouche voice line for. interesting that pierro was the original harbinger, but now is generally accepted to not be in the actual list? either that or he'd have to be 10th which would be weird. hoping signora is reunited with her lover in death and the support to furina from the house of the hearth is so sweet from such an insane character. and the fact she'd betray the tsartisa like childes voice line says, but to her that's a form of respect, meanwhile loyalty is childes highest form of respect because of his naivety. that and her protecting the kids (sort of) at least when versus dottore's experiments are so interesting I love the contrast among the harbingers.

I had a dream about the majority of the Fatui Harbingers being playable, along with some details but since it's a dream I only remember so much. But I thought I'd share!

Remember, this was only my dream!! Nothing is based on concrete facts and if there are similarities it only a coincidence.

So in my dream I was bitten by a snake and had to recover at the hospital. But instead of normal hospital things on the wall there were seven posters. It was about the seven harbingers that have yet to appear/be playable minus Signora and Pulcinella. It had possible materials, release dates, weapons, bursts and skills along with a theme.

Pierro's theme I believe it's called "The Director." Or something similar, just related to being the head of the Harbingers. It said the release was version 7+ so that would mean it'll be in the Khaenri'ah chapter. His weapon was a catalyst, and he was a cryo but he doesn't have a vision. His skill was similar to Lisa's but it rains ice shards, and his burst was similar to Gepard's (From Star Rail) but it was an attack where the iceberg(?) He creates hits the enemies. I didn't know his materials so it's most likely a new enemy from Khaenri'ah.

Dottore's theme was "Madness and Folly." And for some reason he was a claymore?? I don't see him as a claymore but I guess my dream did. Release date 6.4+ so in the Snezhnaya Chapter. He's also a cryo, but with a vision. His skill was similar to Rosaria's burst, but I couldn't remember his burst, all I know is that the animation is him snapping his fingers with a smirk on his face. His materials were dead ley lines (the ones abyss mages dropped.)

Columbina's theme was either "Fallen one" or "Downfallen" and she uses a bow. I don't know her element since her playstyle in my dream was that she's meant to be physical damage and a healer. Her attacks were throwing daggers instead of arrows (Like Lyney using cards) and her skill was rushing at enemies and unfurling these sharp, white wings and using them to slice the enemies. The animation for the burst was her putting a finger to her lips and telling us to "Hush" and similar to Qiqi enemies will be marked so if you hit them you'll heal. In the background while the burst is active you'll hear Columbina singing. It said she'll be released during the Natlan Chapter, 5.8 iirc, and I didn't recognize her materials.

Arlecchino's theme was "Wolf in Sheep's Clothing." I think. Similar to the leaks she's a pyro polearm and she'll be released 4.6 as well. Her skill was like Tartaglia's, it switches polearm and her using claws to attack the enemies. Her burst was only one kind though no matter which phase, it'll be a close-up of her face and I think she said "The games are over." Or "The show's over." Before it zooms out and an explosion happens behind her. Her materials are the Fatui operative's pocket watches.

Sandrone's theme was "Cog in the Machine." And she's a sword user, but I don't remember her element. I think it said Version 6+ so her release would be during the Snezhnaya Chapter. When she gets hit, her robot protects her like Svarog to Clara in Star Rail but there's no counter attack. Her skill would be summoning her robot (the one where she sits on the arm) and it auto attacks the enemies. The burst would be her robot releasing rockets on the enemies just like ruin guards do. Her materials are what you'd expect, it's the ruin drakes' drops.

Unfortunately, Pantalone is the one I remember least about. His theme was "Mora and Power." And he's a hydro catalyst. I don't remember his skill and burst though. His release date is also in the Snezhnaya Chapter and his materials are the treasure hoarder insignias.

Capitano's theme is "Rebellion." Or "Rebel Forces." And his release is between 5.4-5.6 and he's a pyro sword user. His attacks are similar to fencing maneuvers. His skill is similar to Tanjiro's water wheel in Demon Slayer but it's pyro. I remember his burst was called "Hellfire." And it rained lava meteors like Navia's burst. His materials looked like broken swords of a new enemy in Natlan.

And that's about it! Thanks for sticking around to read all of my dream ramblings, I just thought it'd be nice to share these possible concepts!

LITTLE PSA FOR ALL MY DOTTORE FANS OUT THERE

HE DOES NOT HAVE EYES UNDER THE MASK HE HAS MECHANISMS

a couple screenshots in vrchat, it’s hard to tell here but his “skull” is hollow beyond the “eye” there.

I hardly if ever see anyone draw what’s ACTUALLY beneath his mask which is so tragic because it’s so interesting that he has robot parts under there!!!!

guys...is this big blue one Dottore...?

One day Mihoyo will let Genshin have a woman who's actually morally gray. Perhaps even evil.

so i made an entire longpost explaining why my scaraney brainrot is real and tender and why i’m insane . but i decided these shitposts would convey my emotions better

UUHHHHHH IM SORRY BUT HOYO-

WHY DID YOU MAKE THEM SO HOT THAT I CANT SLEEP?!!?!?!

Fragile reader helping Dottore's segments do repairs on themselves, only of course they're not too successful or helpful because of their shaky hands and other complications. At first, you're adamant about not doing it because you think you might accidentally actually hurt them, like breaking their wiring, or cause them to short-circuit somewhere. But a lot of them are very good at convincing you (and in actuality so desperate for your attention and touch) that nothing will happen, their design is far too complex for something major to happen that easily! And so begins your poking and prodding into their internal systems. The clones are so much more complicated than those Khaenri'ahn machines you and Zandik researched all those years ago, it's hard not to marvel at their intricate designs. Which leads to you doing silly things like pulling their faces in all directions to get the best angle with a screwdriver in your hand, your face extremely close to theirs. The younger ones are bad at hiding their flustered state and have to bite their tongue to prevent any affectionately rude things from flying out their mouths. While the older ones are more calm about it and find it quite funny to see how you handle them, probably subtly flirting with you during the process. It took a very long time but when you do manage to fix the issue you feel quite elated and proud of yourself. You've still got it! (A little bit. They helped you a bit when you weren't looking.)

SHES SO TINY LOOK AT HER she’s gotta get on her tippy toes to kiss Dottore ;v;