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dullorangepulp · 5 days
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hajime doesnt know what an octagon is
nagito cant tie his shoes
chiaki writes & draws like a child
Conclusion: the DR2 trio are kindergartners
EDIT: Yall. this post blew up way more than i expected. anyeways hi i do actual art pls follow me for that & not memes
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reavenedges-lies · 5 months
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Time for my yearly comment on the refs and NHL dops: It's garbage, tear it down and start over with new people and an actual rubric for how to give supplemental discipline with actual consistency
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coliveum · 2 years
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Day 5- Wally
You may be wondering why the frick frack nick nack stick stack bric-a-brac I did a human, but I decided that every five days I will draw a trainer instead of a Pokémon :)
Also can I take a moment to rant abt spirit box radio!! It’s so so sooo good I’ve been totally obsessed I just got the the second part of season one it has me totally gripped. Love listening to it while I draw.
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kitnita · 1 year
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i was soooo normal about the game last night in all my classes today and for that. i think i deserve a little treat
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thegremlinofransei · 2 years
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I am BEGGING on hands and knees for a project to not shit the bed right now
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monimccoythings · 1 year
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Classy Turtle
Okay, here’s part 2. Second parts were never good but I was dying to make this one. Just the mental image of it. Been watching the critics reviews of this glorious movie and every single one I’ve read are just terrible reviews of movies the audience absolutely adored (it’s the freaking Super Mario Movie, it doesn’t have to be the new Godfather) And those people who want to cancel Bowser, the villain of the Mario saga, for acting like a villain and singing a villain song that slaps? Are they okay? Don’t they get the basic concepts of villainy?
Previous Parts: 1
Next Parts: 3,4,5
tags: @loveforfandomsstuff​ @harpy-space​
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You kept coming back to the palace to visit whenever you had the time. You really enjoyed spending time with your new friends and learning more about the Mushroom Kingdom. It’s like everyday there was some new adventure!
You also met the famous fearless Toad who had accompanied Peach and Mario throughout their dangerous journey to the Kong Kingdom and were lucky enough to eat one of his even more famous meals. You weren’t sure you had tasted something so divine in your entire life, goddamn it, Toad, drop the secret recipe book.
But if there was also a not entirely malicious ulterior motive for your visits, it would probably be your endearing wittle piano playing turtle that on his free time commited war crimes. It’s not like you were obsessed (liar), you just found yourself completely enamoured by the concept of some tiny musical tot that spoke highly of himself in a high pitched voice.
You were no fool. You knew he was dangerous and that given the chance, he would commit all those atrocities again. But he was SO LITTLE AND CUTE NOW. You just have to be careful with your gushing. The least you wanted is to cause the literal Third World War over a turtle.
It became an habit of yours to bring some gifts for everyone of your friends whenever you came to visit, and that included him, be it a tiny chair from an old house, a Ken doll, that always ended with his head chewed off, some lettuce (or whatever this turtle ate)...
Presenting him your offerings always was a tricky task. Peach and the bros had kindly drawn a perimeter around his cage that was called the “no-no zone”. Anyone that dared to cross that line, would meet their untimely end at the hands of a flame with the burning power of some kid using an aerosol flamethrower. Maybe it was a bit dramatic but he nearly burnt part of your hair last time so better not risk it, as he was an amgery firey boi. Unfortunately for him, you had put your wicked mind to use and had developed a system that didn’t put your hair or any part of your body in danger of suffering third degree burns. You called it “The Salad Tongs Solution”.
You had decided to use them instead of sticking to the classic put them in while he sleeps. Next time you tried to put a blankie over him when he slept he got scared so badly he went inside his shell and started spinning against the walls of the cages like some deadly top toy. Never again. Poor baby needed his beauty sleep.
So today, you were bringing in a special gift. After some rumaging through your old toys, you found some old tuxedo from one onf your dolls, you didn’t remember which one. But hey, maybe he would like this one?
Welp, he didn’t. As much as Mario would have loved to see him in it, nope, this turtle had expensive tastes and apparently this old tuxedo wasn’t up to his standards. Awww, classy turtle. The high pitched voice just made his rant look like an angry smurf that swore like a sailor. It was so adorable, you were not even bothered he didn’t like it. “It’s okay sweet baby!” You cooed to him. 
Bowser was bewildered at your audacity, your nerve! How dare you not praise him like the feared warlord he is! This will not stand! He will get out, and when he gets out the world shall get a taste of his revenge! You will bow to him in reverence! You will- oh, there you go again, looking at him with that dopey smile and those adoring eyes. Disgusting. Embarrassing. He is NOT a cutie patootie, thank you very much. He is KING OF THE KOOPAS, the strongest and baddest there is! That’s why you should look at him adoringly! Not because he is burger shaped!
A couple of days later Luigi sent a message with a photo attached to the groupchat. Opening it was the best decision in your life: there he was, your little buddy dressed in the tuxedo with the most disgruntled face he could make and being held with the salad tongs. A warm feeling spread through your chest, and for the rest of the day a huge smile was plastered on your face. He was such a dapper little gentleman.
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eluminium · 1 month
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SKIZZLEMAN WEEK LETS GOO!!!! May not have actually written and finished something for like two years BUT SKIZZLEMAN WEEK IS MORE POWERFUL THAN PROCRASTINATION!!!!
Thank you @skizzlemanweek for organizing and creating these prompts!
Prompt 1: Silent/Shout
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It had been a weirdly silent few weeks on Magic Mountain.
Well, kind of. Of course, with seven hermits nearby and many more in horse riding distance, real silence is quite a rare phenomenon. But for the residents around Magic Mountain, an uncomfortable stillness louder than expected had settled into their hearts lately. As she cleans out the bones of her latest catch, Gem remembers mentioning it to Impulse recently.
"I didn't realize how much the man talks until he was gone. And now I'm like: Oh, this is what it's like for there to be silence, actually!"
The man in question? None other than Skizzleman, of course! Who isn't dead, just on some off-server business of some kind. At least that's what he told Gem and the others before leaving.
She rolls her eyes fondly at how Scar started talking about some conspiracy theory of his where Skizz is some heaven-sent spy barely a tick after Skizz took his leave. A rant that resulted in poor Mumbo explaining to a confused Joel that Scar's comic-book hero phase last season had some lasting side effects.
She unceremoniously drops the fish bones into the river outside her new anglerfish-shaped fish shop. They hit the water with a small splash before sinking into the murkiness below. Gotta give back to the river! Otherwise, it'll get mad. That's basic fisherwoman knowledge.
When she turns to head back inside so she can put the fish on the cutting boards away, her eyes catch the faint silhouette of Skizz's pyramid in the distance. The sight of it makes the silence around her somehow more prevalent. A sigh leaves her. She misses him. She never thought that the silence he leaves behind would suck this much.
But as she heads back inside, Gem reminds herself that she won't need to miss him for long. He said he'd only be gone for a few weeks, so he's due to be back pretty soon. Then she can go back to poking him for being old or something. In fact, she can almost hear him shout an overdramatic "HEYYY!" already as she points out that-
Wait.
She quickly drops the floppy boneless salmon in the chilled chest and rushes out the door. She may have a good imagination, but it's not THAT good! She looks around rapidly until her eyes catch something. Two figures in the distance. She squints, but it doesn't really help, so she pulls out a spyglass instead.
She can't help but gasp in surprised happiness when she spots familiar feathery wings and a bright spinning halo. It's Skizz! He's back!
Of course, Impulse stands next to him, his demonic tail flapping wildly in excitement. They seem to already be caught up in a conversation. Typical them, can't leave each other alone for five seconds. Seems like the perfect time for her to come and deliver some made-with-love Gem Punches!
But just as she's about to put the spyglass down and run over, she spots a shocking change in Impulse's facial expression. The happy smile decorating his face melts in a tick into something unreadable. (Fear? Annoyance? Teasing? A mix of that and more?) Confused, Gem stops and pans the spyglass over to Skizz's face. Is he…Is he making kissy faces at Impulse-?
Before she can even process what's going on, Impulse looks in her general direction and RUNS. Full-on sprints at top speed in a manner Gem would be impressed he could do if she wasn't so caught off guard. The spyglass quickly disappears into her inventory as she watches him approach with Skizz hot on his heels.
"GEM!!! HELP!!!" Impulse shouts in a clearly overdramatic tone.
"You can't run forever Dipple Dop!!!" Skizz cackles manically.
"What are you idiots doing?!" She tries to put on a tone of playful annoyance, but her amusement leaks through like water through a hole in a boat.
"He's gonna kiss me on the cheek, Gem!!! You gotta help me!!!" Impulse squeals as he runs around in circles on the shore, skillfully dodging Skizz's attempts to grab him.
Gem can't help it. She bursts out laughing so hard it almost hurts her throat. These dudes, she swears. Obviously, if Impulse was actually uncomfortable with the situation he'd tell Skizz, and they wouldn't have a silly goose chase on her front lawn, so she feels rather justified in cackling at his supposed misfortune. And she only laughs harder when Impulse lets out various desperate noises of desperation, which are comical enough that Skizz has to stop his chase because he's laughing too hard. His hands land on his knees as he completely loses it together with Gem. Impulse giggles and stops in his tracks instead of running further, all but confirming that they're just messing around.
"Wow, Gem! I beg for your help, and you laugh at me? I thought we were friends!" He says in an overly hurt tone while crossing his arms and sniffling dramatically.
Gem opens her mouth to respond, but before a single syllable leaves her, Skizz pounces on Impulse and finally scores his victory by snagging a smooch on the man's cheek. He even manages to catch Impulse in a hug. Gem lets out something between a cheer and an "awwwwwww!" as Impulse wiggles in his best friend's grasp.
"I missed you, Dipple Dop!" Skizz says with happy sincerity as he squeezes said Dipple Dop.
"Missed ya too buddy" Impulse responds, sounding like he's getting all air wrung out of him. He pats Skizz on the back. Skizz, in turn, lets him go and turns his eyes to Gem, still standing in the mouth of her anglerfish. He wastes no time jumping into the river, splashing water everywhere, and then swimming over to her.
"And I missed you too, Gemstone!" He cheers as she helps him up onto the solid (?) ground.
Gem can't help but smile as she tackles him for a hug of her own. As his sturdy and comfy arms wrap around her she feels, more than hears, how the hush around Magic Mountain fades away as one of its seven lively mountaineers has come home once again.
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winryrockbellwannabe · 3 months
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43/60 dop - (January 25th)
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📖 went to see my biostats exam. our profs were super nice and explained everything that we did wrong in the exam and what we were supposed to write, so im feeling pretty confident about tomorrow
📝 received the grade of my quantum physics exam.... i had a 12/20, it's not the worst, many ppl failed the exam, but still... i was really hoping for more, i really thought the exam went well and i did study more than i think i ever did in my life. so yeah i was kinda disappointed
🍣 so i called my sister about it, i ended up crying. a lot. but really a lot lol. so my sis came over, got me sushi and we watched some MasterChef, so now i feel kinda better
oh and, the lovely @larstudy also said some things that made me feel better, her replies to my rant were so kind, even if rn im still not in the right headspace to be rational about it and listen to reason lol 💗💗
and now im going to sleep, so ill wake up early tomorrow to revise for my exam. See y'all tomorrow💜
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dullorangepulp · 1 month
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skeleboiii84 · 2 years
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Looking into their playlist prt. 2 because it was fun to do lol👀👀
Papyrus:
Yr the best - Carpet garden
Ophelia - The Lumineers
Mariposa - Peach Tree Rascals
Fairytale - Alexander Rybak
Marry your daughter - Brian McKnight Jr.
Sans:
i am now going to bark at you - thquib
The Derp Song - Derp Bros
If we have each other - Alec Benjamin
Scatman (ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop) - Scatman john
NEVER MET! ( feat. Glitch Gum) -CMTEN, Glitch Gum
Axe:
IN NOMBRE DE PADRE - måneskin
The Funeral - YUNGBLUD
Try to change - Mother Mother
Bodies - Drowning pool
Dragula - Rob Zombie
Horror papyrus (idk his nickname sorry😓😓)
How do you love someone - Ashley Tisdale
Meteor shower - Cavetown
I love you so - the Walters
All of me - John Legend
Somebody to you - The Vamps
(Side rant loll: I feel like Sans and stretch would just search up the dumbest fucking songs imaginable, or share a playlist with the funniest songs they can find. 😑)
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tapejob · 2 years
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lol idk if u wanted it but ive got an anon rant cause this first round has been .... a LOT to handle. always hate playoff hockey mentality re: physical play + players playing while injured like stop it!!!!!!! hate how incidents of head contact in these games was dealt with uhhhh piss poorly like thanks dops is a joke and hockey culture will continue to get ppl hurt :-// also seeing speculation abt this potentially being the end for bergeron/backstrom/pens core is so fucking sad wtf :'-(((( ... also almost all of these series being 6+ games was BATSHIT and all the OT game sevens made me want to pass away from stress. also the goalie chanting for shesterkin + oettinger was not it lol like leave the goalies alone bro !! takeaway from all this was just that playoffs are cursed huh </333
players playing majorly injured got me so fucking mad!!!! all of the time!!! stop doing that shit stop doing that to yourself it's a fucking game stop prioritizing hockey over your overall health and wellbeing!!!!! blah blah logo on the front is more important than the number on the back, what about the number on your medical bill bitch!!!! hockey culture and the normalization of this mentality is so frustrating and it sucks that there's likely very little that's going to change about it anytime soon but these continuous reports abt players coming forward and being like "yeah i was playing with half my guts hanging out". NO!!!!!
dops is not just a joke they are the whole comedy show at this point. i don't even know what to say at this point i don't know how to explain to you that you should care about other people. george parros if i see you it is on sight
i'm literally. in shambles abt that news breaking. like even when i wasn't fully in hockey those were the names that were always there and seeing the flickers to the end of that era has me weepy. i hope everything works out for them, but if they end up retiring or moving i hope they know the impact that they've had on so many ppl
most of the series being 6+ games has thoroughly broken my bracket and my blood pressure. every team said let's have the most dramatic bitch of a round possible. why. and YES goalie chanting has me enraged all the time call me boring but i think we should leave them alone. i'm glad otter's just a freak and enjoys the calls and feeds off of them but i will be in the stands biting + killing
[weakly, raising a glass] here's to round 2
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reavenedges-lies · 1 year
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I Hate This Rule Because Of Its Lack Of Attached/Secondary Disciplinary Action
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its-an0m4ly · 2 months
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hi dop! my names dop! (i found u while scrolling thru the dop rants tag lol) hows ur day going?
Oh hey! It's been a hot second since I went on tumblr but hello Dop! My name's also Dop haha! My day has been good so far, what about yours?
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useralbon · 3 years
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i said i wasn’t over the reaves ruling and im NOT. you know how fucking HARD you pull to take an entire chunk of hair out??? and HOW FUCKING BAD THAT SHIT HURTS? a girl simply yanked on my braids during a soccer game and i wanted to knee her in the shins because it hurt like an absolute bitch now imagine PULLING A WHOLE FUCKING CHUNK OF HAIR OUT
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powerblais · 3 years
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if dube doesn’t even have a HEARING on that hit on Kotkaniemi last night....just burn the whole office down
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