Prompt 147
“It wasn’t my fault!”
It really wasn’t. Natural portals open all the time, and it wasn’t like he was the one driving! They were just testing out some new gear in the Zone, and the motorcycle was for Jazz so she needed to know how to use it!
So really, it’s not his fault they’re stuck in another world until another portal opens, nor is it his fault that they’re getting chased by a bunch of yellow-eyed undead. No Tucker, they aren’t your friends just because they have gold-eyes too- and Sam please don’t ask the plants to stab them, they don’t need ghost gold-eyed creeps after them!
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sometimes i like to think about how many times john probably absolutely ate pavement on the way back to base, trying to steer two bikes in the rain while drunk out of his mind
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Please give Vasco a motorbike, imagine the ears flopping in the wind!
Realistically I think he'd have to find a way to tuck his ears inside the helmet, but yeah, the image of them flapping magnificently in the wind is 👌
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hello chuuya :) *bites you*
Chuuya: "Don't touch me."
@evermorethecrow
Chuuya: "Thank goodness.."
@sunflowerfield-29
Chuuya: "It'd be nice to just sit somewhere warm and drink some wine, I don't mind where."
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