regular D&D game except every time I’m about to roll a d20, I break into a full rendition of “Luck Be A Lady” from the 1950 musical Guys and Dolls, complete with choreography (backup singing from other players optional)

DM Pro Tip - Just like doors, Players are often confused by forks in the path. Give them two options and watch them fumble. Bound to keep them occupied for at least ten minutes.

Pocket cleric

Being a DM is all about your players being 10 times as clever than you think and all about your players being 10 times worse at connecting the dots than you think

oh yeah i had d&d tonight

As a DM, I love it when my players can almost read my mind, asking questions that I'd spent time thinking about the answer to before the session, knowing I probs won't need to share, or understanding that the weird scribble is a signature.

On the other hand, I also love it when my players do Not read my mind, and spend hours in game carrying a bear's corpse to a bounty giver, instead of cutting its head off like a normal bounty hunter.

Thinking about the time my dnd players (who interrupt each other all the time) got so deep into a conversation in the middle of a session that I (someone who is physically unable to interrupt people) tried to wait until they realized they stopped the campaign, but ended up sleeping on the floor for like two hours and woke up and they were STILL TALKING

Eversince joining Archlich, a DnD group, I have found many friends and have made 3 of our characters into illustrations:

Cutest druid you'll meet, also the one who'll collect anything and everything (especially nat 20s):

Cursed to be a doll, searching for her humanity. To be fragile when your soul is of a warrior's:

A good hearted trouble maker, beware: dragon's breathe fire, and he too carries the legacy:

My commissions are open, dm me here, on my insta or on my discord. Everywhere I'm under the same alias.

Wizard or paladin always. What is the class you always play without fail? Let's see why.

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Rise of the Drow Tuesdsays

Rise of the Drow

Is this a pay-to-play game

Yes, a fee of $20 per player per session will be paid to the DM. All payments are made post session

VTT

Foundry

Requirements:

Decent internet/mic, DDB for character creation

Time and Date:

Tuesday 6:30 pm Eastern standard time

Character Level and Stats

Level 3Standard Array or point buy. All PHB races and setting specific races are approved, All Sub-class options from any WoTC official material is permitted.

Session run time.

3-4 hours

Number of Openings:

2 seat available**Message mysticvhedd#6266 if you’re interested**

Story:

Winter Solstice has come to Rybalka. The town—a frontier melting pot of the Vikmordere and Klavek peoples—prepares to ward the coming darkness of winter’s longest night with the Vigil of Light. A palpable sense of dread permeates the droves of people who have come to take part in the ceremony. The air crackles with the sound of fire: the spiritual voice of warriors long dead telling the living stories of their past glories, or so the tradition of the Vikmordere people claims. The soft glow of a thousand candles have been lit to combat the creeping darkness, and in their glow a hymn begins to drift across the town, but darkness always follows the light…A mile below the surface of Aventyr, darkness stirs. From inside the husk of a colossal arachnid, a plot is spun. Along its strands, hungry mouths break the uneasy truce between the dwarves of Embla and the drow of Holoth. Death stalks the underworld, feasting on the souls of the living and the recently dead. Suffering has become the currency used to purchase unimaginable power. Hungry eyes turn to the surface as their long-awaited result seems to be on the brink of fruition. The price, however, has hatched a multitude of discontents. The question is, who will have the fortitude to brave the underworld; who will have guile to deal with the discontent? The darkness consumes, but the flames of Rybalka willing, the light will follow—assuming you can bear its torch!

Tomb of Annihilation- Mondays 7pm EST (Running Campaign) One open seat Rime of the Frost Maiden-  Thursdays 7pm (Running Campaign) One open seat Rime of the Frostmaiden- Sundays 12pm EST (Running Campaign) One open Seat Curse of Strahd Thursdays 7pm EST (NEW) One Seat open

Dungeon masters or players of dnd

I am in need of help, I have a campaign i need to work on and yet I don’t have a solid plan for it. It is based on Wings of Fire and I would like to have my own storyline, if you have ideas please send them to me in someway; thank you so much!

“You’ve gotta respect the bit. You don’t have to like it, but you’ve got to respect it.”

- A player in response to the GM’s creepily-accurately-voiced Mickey Mouse eldritch horror

Sneak peeks of some horses I've been posting on Patreon 🐴

When my players do more damage to themselves than my mosnter

listen I expected literally Nothing from the D&D movie okay, like I can't make it clear enough that I expected the most soulless money grab with a good cgi budget imaginable, I went in having already gone through every stage of grief and landed on acceptance and LISTEN

I fucking CRIED during this dumb RPG movie. it wasn't just "not terrible" it was objectively good with a clever plot and compelling characters and sincere emotional beats. this movie loves D&D so fucking much and it NAILS the "a bunch of goobers try to be cool and accidentally discover The Power Of Friendship And Also Great Violence" classic D&D party vibe. their barbarian's last name is fucking Kilgore and my entire family cried in the theater.

I hope they make twelve of these motherfuckers.