severevoiddragon
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quick!! what would be a funny/silly name for a slugcat?
(this isn't a riddle/joke btw it's a genuine question for you)
Aaa idk 😭
I'm awful with names tbh-
Uhhh idk ;-;
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Ah- 💙 is a mood tbh-
I will! :D
❤️✂️ for 💚
his best memory is actually about his job! he literally fell in love with his job on the very first day he started, and he wouldn't trade it for the world <3
(even if it's not a very nice job......)
and his worst memory? probably meeting Ribbon for the first time. he blames Ribbon for A LOT of things in his life that was out of either of their control, and likes to torment her with the memories and belief that "she caused it all".
(even though that's not true.)
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you know what? no! *sanger sequences you and aligns you with a sequence of saxifraga rosacea no matter how many gaps i have to add between singular bases*
String identified:
t g c g a a g. a t t a . t t t c g c g ' t . t. t c g c . a at c tt a a . t t . c a . t' at t t at t a a a . a ' t g t . at a c .
Closest match: Saxifraga rosaceawait how did you do that. what the fuck
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I think that platonic cuddling should be allowed.
no, wanting to hug someone and have them fall asleep in your lap is not breaching PDA (public displays of affection) rules. I just want a hug.
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Pearl: I want a hug.
Grian: Me too.
Pearl: Obviously we need to join forces
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Actually, all artists will go insane if you draw art of their art. The same goes for fic writers. It could be a stick figure and we'd still love it. We're also kissing you on the lips
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I might be a little biased but I’m honestly starting to believe that there’s no purer form of love than the defensive spite you see from biologists that have devoted their life to the study of a maligned or misunderstood species. For example:
The hyena biologist that arranged for Disney animators to come sketch captive hyenas for The Lion King film (Laurence Frank) was so incensed when the animals were depicted as villains in the movie that he later included boycotting the film on a list of ways the average person could help hyena conservation.
Though it’s commonly known that Charles Darwin’s distaste for parasitic wasps played a role in his development of evolution theory (since he felt no loving God would create animals with such a disturbing life cycle), the biologists who study these wasps find it an unfair characterization. When they were tasked with coming up with a common name for the family of parasitic wasps (Ichneumonidae) that old Charles so disliked, they proposed the name “Darwin Wasps” to spite the famous naturalist who had insulted their beloved family of insects.
Parasitologist Tommy Leung was so frustrated with the way people write about parasites to evoke horror and gore that he started writing a Parasite of the Day blog, that specifically avoids inflammatory or unsettling language to describe them. He also illustrates different species in colorful anime art on Twitter in a series called Parasite Monster Girls—which he calls his “love letter to parasites.”
I guess I’m just saying that if you’re a biologist studying an unpopular species and you have a little bit of a chip on your shoulder about it you can always count on me to be in your corner if you want to get a little petty with the public!
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look at these mallards that were eeping in my backyard earlier :]
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ADHD pro tip: Use psychological warfare on yourself.
For example, in order to do long tasks, like folding laundry, I put on the Mario Hat:
The main feature of the Mario hat is that my headset does not fit over it, so when The Bees™ try to put me back in front of the screen, the headset issue forces me to remember why I put the Mario hat on, and back to the task I go
As a bonus, the Mario hat is also a very clear indicator to my housemates that business is getting done, and they have learned not to distract me when I'm wearing the "goofy-ass cosplay hat"
It's not stupid if it works.
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i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing
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hello is it finally time to discuss aroace etho. has my time finally fucking come.
this man would not know flirting if it hit him with a car battery. someone could walk up to him, say "oh my god you're so hot and sexy and smart can i suck your dick" and he'd just do that silly little giggle he does and go "thanks!" and then skip away to dig a 50x50 block hole in the ground for his latest storage system idea. how did bdubs get thru to him? newsflash: he didnt, and he doesnt.
he incidentally "flirts back" at ppl sometimes but he just thinks its a bit. everything is a bit to him. it's fitting that he loves horses so much bcuz this man is Married To The Bit. joel's obsession gem's playful violence cleo's everything Its All A Bit. the only person who genuinely couldn't care less if etho reciprocates their feelings is cleo because she's technically like his coworker in clethubs. meanwhile if joel doesnt get mail back from etho in 2 seconds he'll explode, but he's definitely not the one who's obsessed no no its etho. meanwhile etho just thinks it's funny.
to all outside observers it is extremely funny watching people fumble over themselves to try and win etho's affection and etho just being a brick wall. iskall in s8, grian just continuously, and now the latest people being joel and gem. the only reason bdubs somehow weasled himself into being the only person etho is mildly okay with being romantic with is because he brute-forced it over Years And Years and most people just arent that patient.
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artists on tumblr stop fukcing lying to yourselves you never draw those sticks and circles when you sketch stuff out you just die and you know it
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Thing that has lived in my head rent free about Rain World lore:
So we know for certain that an iterator's puppet cannot eat. And we can assume there's no other part of their structure that can eat, either. Here's a line from Five Pebbles confirming that.
[Image ID: Dialogue from Five Pebbles reading "It is a catalog of many types of teas, and their brewing techniques. I do not possess the ability to drink tea, so this is of no use to me. You can keep it." ./End ID]
So... why can they smell?
Looks to the Moon says this if you bring her a Gooieduck.
[Image ID: Dialogue from Looks to the Moon reading "It's an ancient species of dangling mold. The spores they squirt out were said to have an overwhelming odor... I'd have to agree." ./End ID]
Now to be fair, this is the only mention of smell any iterator has made to my knowledge. So Looks to the Moon is the only one we know for sure can smell... but... Why?
My only guess would be in case something was malfunctioning in their structure, they could smell it. But they all seem pretty aware of what's happening inside them. Some sources say smell is a good way to invoke an emotional response, but the ancients clearly didn't care about how their gods actually felt. They were viewed more as tools.
They really put the iterators in a world where they could smell chocolate without eating it.
Conclusion: The ancients are dicks. Thanks for coming to my SLUG talk.
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