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Welcome to Ask Fazbear 'n Friends! Feel free to Ask, Dare, Request, Question- or just SAY anything to anyone! We welcome all sorts of questions and customers, so feel free to send! My account started on DA, but I'm hoping to get a better, more fulfilling atmosphere on here since DA isn't what it used to be nowadays! All of the previous asks (that I'm willing to post here) are posted under the tag #og (clickable under this tag), and you can also see the year they were all posted to get an idea of when this was all going on. Here's a button to *ASK* >>CLICK<< While the story is controlled by me, it is still swayed by the asks! If you want anything to happen, feel free to come up with a clever way to get to it (including relationships and other) -- Otherwise you can just ask anything you want! Before you start, this ask account has some stuff that is a little odd out of context so here are a few clarifications to things I assume people will naturally question if seen out of context. I'll add more as I notice them! If there is anything you're confused or unsure of, feel free to shoot me an ask and I'll add it here after! (Warning: long and kind of needless explanation!)

-1st one and most important, im not a pr0-shipper. There are a certain few ships on the account that come across a little STRANGE if assumed incorrectly. let me clarify: -Springtrap is Spring Bonnie- Think Tony Crynight. My version of Springtrap is not used to characterize William afton, and is the robot character "Spring Bonnie" still. Malhare/Glitchtrap and Scraptrap ARE william (unless indicated otherwise in scraptrap's case). Any ships with Springtrap is not a ship with William Afton. -The more noticable issue, I used to ship Vanny x William. I wont try to hide it, but it was a while before it was revealed that they were father and daughter and I didn't think it was a possibility since william afton is literally a decrepit corpse that cannot breed. I stopped shipping them entirely and consider the fanon Vanny shown to be an oc (since she wasn't even accurate to canon vanny anyway). I'll probably avoid posting their old asks anyways since I dont WANT people to be confused either. theyre still up on DA if youre curious. -This ask account is inspired heavily by the early fnaf fandom style of ask accounts, that is why all of the characters are THEMSELVES rather than being possessed robots. Theyre just furries but also robots. They are HAUNTED by dead children but not posessed entirely, and the characters themselves are the main focus rather than the human characters (like in the old days) -Alongside that, I was 16-17 when I started and primarily ran the account. I make a lot of crude jokes for that reason (esp in 2020). I tone them down after a while. sex is just funny when youre a teen. My account is NOT an NSFW account despite that though there are just unhinged/blunt phrasing cause its supposed to be funny. If I imply a robot is down bad there is actually an alternative explanation. I just made things come across certain ways for attention. -early on I made people call characters "IT" to objectify/dehumanize them. consider the gesture still with that intent, but i dont have anything against it/its or any other sort of pronouns LOL. -Consider EVERYONE an unreliable narrator, I am a big fan of those -ALSO expect anything to be open, I am not at all against letting asks influence the future and ships of characters. If you want any two characters to date just make them interact enough like the sims. -If you see a question missing from here its just cause I'm not entirely pleased with the response or I feel like it's aged too poorly and I don't want to get attention over. I wont remove it from DA but tumblr isn't getting it. this includes the jokes I think are a little *too* edgy or imply things I no longer like, and basically most of the fanon vanny/"penny" or penny x malhare stuff. I might reconsider the penny stuff at some point (as an oc x malhare instead) but for now mmaybe not.

I like you. With you I can just be who I am. We don't have to hide anything. We don't have to worry. You're not on your own anymore. I'm going to look after you. I promise.

FREYA & MERLIN — for @merlinrarepairfest day three

Book Haul!: I Am Not Immune To Buy 3 Get 1 Free Sales.

These have all been on my list for a while--I knew the bookstore would have the Jemisin and Jackson books for sure (I'd seen them both there before), and I was hoping they'd have Chronister in paperback (because they had her in hardback). I was glad Turnbull was out in paperback, too! What a delightful evening of book shopping!

no hold on i'm losing it. the idea that kamala harris has joe biden's cell phone. the idea that she'd start by saying 'it's kamala'. i thought this type of gullibility died ten years ago what is happening right now

it's kinda just the nature of political donation soliciting i think. maybe the idea is they asked kamala to write the message that they'll send out to everyone, to give it a personal touch? but yeah idk. it has always seemed weird.

Ok, Dishonored fans...

Hello hello! I have a strong love of making lists, and as such I’ve made one that I hope will be a useful resource to interest parties: a document of all the Jeeves adaptations of every medium that I’ve been able to find, with as many links to the media in question as I could possibly find.

If you know of any errors in the doc, or anything I’ve missed, please let me know! Thank you!

idk if these have been shared on Tumblr yet but oguhghghghgh :'OOO have ya'll seen these?? look how fancy they are ;;

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with full affection i think it's difficult to recognize how absolutely batshit insane western comics can be until you try your own hand at assembling a reading list for an A-lister. boy you are everywhere. like mould

guys how tall is glen powell because we all know he's lying about being 6 ft

i have wayyy too many fave movies -_- but ive gotta say trainspotting

hes sleepy

I recently rewatched dazed and confused, and mitch has ahold of me again. I love that little man, i will forever love that little man. Ive watched everything with wiley wiggins in it. Ive forced my friends to watch everything too. This could also be an obsession just resurfacing again for the 3rd time since last summer.

*Sighs and opens notes app*

huh. I just looked it up and I'm gonna have to find a slime tutorial somewhere. adds to my post top surgery movie list I looked up a scene pack and... hm. yeah I can see why you're obsessing. I love a good obscure blorbo Sean from dance academy is kinda.... yk.... and yeah you convinced me to watch it. full disclosure that I haven't actually seen the movie yet and my only knowledge about Mitch is a 4 minute scene pack with minimal dialogue, but this is my first impression (and all of this is subject to change after I actually watch and get to know him yk) is 1, he's fucking adorable and 2, the baseball outfit??????????? unnecessary.

Listen Mitch has the FATTEST crush on you. like big fat lays awake at night and thinks about you when he's stoned kinda crush. he seems pretty chill so you probably have no idea that when he's staring into space in your general direction he's thinking about you falling into his arms, what your lips taste like, what you smell like. he lights up when you talk to him, burning every interaction with you into his memory. he really does just love to look at you. no matter how long you've been together, he'll just stare at you and completley lose all sense of time. and oh my god you better believe his friends will tease him CONSTANTLY about his crush on you, about how out of his league you are, but is that gonna stop him from spacing out and thinking about you in class????? of course not. he's going to make the longest mental list of exaclty how he's going to treat you right if he ever, ever gets a chance with you. on the top of his high school bucket list of stuff to do before graduation is kiss you. just once. right next to that, tied for first place, is getting to dance with you. a party, homecoming, prom, he really doesn't care. he just wants one dance with you. three minutes up close with his hands on your waist and yours on his shoulders so he finally has a proper excuse to stare at you like he loves to do. and it feels like a pipe dream right now, but it's not one he's ever going to give up on.

Bat of the year should be the Florida Bonneted Bat because of the lawsuit to protect it this year

Compelling argument. Added

So I caved and started watching Killing Eve recently. >.>

What are your general thoughts for how the new percy jackson series will go? I think the boy cast as Percy is adorable

Walter Scobell is indeed quite good for the role. I've seen him on the Adam Project, and his acting is great in both emotional scenes and banter. He'll probably be a highlight of the show.

Now, as to how I think it will go, from a writing perspective, I think it will be fairly accurate to the books, for better or worse. I'm especially curious to see if they will tone down Annabeth's aggressiveness since... well, it's already very uncomfortable in the books, but seeing it live action might not be the best.

From a production perspective... I'd like to preface it by saying that I'm a cynical person by nature, and my knowledge of Hollywood tints a lot of my opinions in a somewhat negative way. With that said...

I give this show 3 seasons, max. It has a lot going against it, including, but not limited to:

Child Actors: Leah Jeffries is 13, Walter Scobell 14, and Aryan Simhadri 17. These actors will soon be growing up, maybe develop features that may make them look even older. It will become more and more difficult to make them pass as the ages their characters supposedly are. And I know what you're thinking, that they'll age with the characters, and I would agree if it weren't for...

The Strikes: Thanks to the strikes, the actors won't be promoting the show, which means less people will even know it's out, only online people and whoever manages to catch a TV spot or billboard. Not only that but Season 2, if it's greenlit, will be delayed at least six months, if not more. That gap might kill the show in this day and age, and if it doesn't, that's half a year for the actors to grow, for their voices to change, and it will be harder for them to keep pretending they are 13-16 year-olds convincingly.

The Effects: CGI is very expensive if you want it to look good next to live action, and from what I saw in the trailer, the budget seems to not be there. There's a lot of PS3 level textures and a lot of obvious green screens. Disney is also infamous for mistreating VFX artists and forcing them into crunch, so it's even less likely to be good (remember She-Hulk?). Speaking of...

Disney: The company is notorious for cancelling series as soon as profit goes down or a showrunner tries to do something that will tank international sales. Add how they are taking down series to save money from the eventual strikes negotiations and you have a show that the company won't hesitate to ax the moment it becomes a liability.

The Streaming Curse: It's a well-known phenomenon that ratings for streaming start tanking starting season 3. This is because everyone watches the first season to know what a series is like, a lot stay for the second to see how it goes, but fewer turn up to season 3 because they either move on to the next big thing or the flaws turned them off (because every show has flaws, it all depends on your tolerance for them). As I said, Disney renews shows based on money and audience. If both start to decline, the show will simply die.

With all that, I find it hard for PJO to be successful in the long term. I think a second season is quite possible, but I highly doubt we'll see the whole series adapted.

I'm fine I'm just really really pissed off at this guy

fuck you and your local meme billboard arms