y’all i was watching “all pulp, no juice” and i stg, everyone’s talking about how insane what that is referencing is(cause it is). but jfc when zac just pulled a random name out of his ass as a guess as to what Ankarnas possible original name could be, and he fuckin said “Shelby” i was FLABBERGASTED. cause BITCH THATS MY NAME TF?!?!?!? i have heard so few characters be named Shelby that literally the only one i can think of is the one my mom named me after. fuckin insane y’all

I’m settling a debate between me and my boyfriend.

Examples of Divorced Dad Rock include:

Second Chance by Shinedown

Lips of an Angel by Hinder

Addicted by Saving Abel

Nickelback

cleric class

certified coolkid moment: finding the rotting corpse of your classmate in the woods

Riz Gukgak junior year

*me being angry because Kristen is treating Cassandra poorly*

*ally’s reminder that Kristen escaped a toxic and emotionally abusive household hits me like a fucking truck*

*kristen genuinely feeling bad and recognizing that Cassandra is owed an apology*

*the realization that Kristen has not been able too keep a god for more than a year since freshman year is probably connected to the fact that she cannot separate being devoted to a god from being trapped in a cult and more so she struggles with the thought of any permanent situation being positive because the constants in her childhood were her chaotic household, her abusive parents and the church that lied to her*

Ah well ok I’ll just sit with that then.

Kristen getting an A+ in her academics track, passing her cleric classes with flying colours, only to be failed and expelled by Bobby Dawn through the report card is actually diabolical.

This man letting her hand in assignments, giving her stellar marks, only to then yank it all back right at the end?? SO enraging, I need him dead and gone

Fabian hit me!

hey btw y’all, just wanna let y’all know that the most heart melting, almost made me cry, in-the-running-for-favorite moment of the season has 100% been the immediate “i give her the help action” to lydia barkrock with absolutely zero hesitation from kristen

(Image description: four screenshots of a Minecraft skin- two from a three quarter angle of the front, and two from a three quarter angle of the back. The skin is of Kristen Applebees, a human girl with pale but warm skin, dark green eyes, and auburn hair done up in a high ponytail and bangs. She is wearing jean shorts, green flip flops, and a tie dye shirt. In the first two images, the tie dye shirt is in a tight rainbow spiral of red, yellow, green, cyan, purple, and magenta, like the one she wore as a cleric of Helio. In the second two, the shirt has a spiral of light pink, light blue, purple, and magenta in a fuzzier spiral with the word “YES” written on the chest in white, like the one she wore after rejecting Helio. End description.)

Hi <3 I’m not dead <3 Also did you know tie dye spirals are really hard to make in pixel art

Skin files above! Feel free to download and use, but consider tipping/ commissioning me if you do!

(She has never had a drink before)

pov you are just a wizard trying to obtain a prophecy from the elven oracle but she works at oodles of strudel and also hates you

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adaine junior year portrait!!!

Emily has been KILLING it with the outfits this season and this shirt/earrings combo was made for Fig!

KRISTEN! KRISTEN ITS A TEST DESIGNED SPECIFICALLY TO KILL EVERY SINGLE PARTY MEMBER EVEN IF THEY WILL REVIVE YOU AFTER! KRISTEN YOU CANT DIE BECAUSE YOU ARE THE LAST FOLLOWER OF YOUR GOD!! KRISTEN ITS A TRAP IN ORDER TO FINALLY KILL OFF YOUR GOD! KRISTEN NO DONT DO IT!! KRISTEN