picks my phone up off the ground and a stray text message that was hiding beneath its cool damp underside is startled and scuttles away
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how could i say no to a pretty girl like you.. lets throw a desktop wedding. i want all the icons to be there, all the folders and files. i love you forever
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Fuuuck we left the back door open last night andthe whole kitchen got out
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taking out a loan for a very beautiful wooden spoon
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best believe more fig and ayda will fix me
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has anyone seen my sharp rock? i left it in the river for 100 years for safe keeping and now i can't find it. its many uneven edges have sentimental significance
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See no evil.
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im the kind of girl that gets on your bed and then sits on it and is sitting there 😈
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hang on st christopher, now don’t let me go
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my moat fucking sucks and i am going to get sieged
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dear heart, do stay with me
tip jar
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debit or credit? you can insert your card now. damn he just went all the way in. that man just inserted his card and kept going until his whole body disappeared into the reader. manager i feel really sick can i go home
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🍬 jet and ruby rocks my beloveds… guess who’s rewatching acoc (it’s me) 🍬
(prints on inprnt along w other dnd art :-)
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🍬 jet and ruby rocks my beloveds… guess who’s rewatching acoc (it’s me) 🍬
(prints on inprnt along w other dnd art :-)
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Everyday beautiful women named Noreply are always emailing me
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beautiful women named "battery power 15%" keep messaging me on my phone
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bad kid doodles (no boys allowed!)
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