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deepllamaflapclod · 3 months
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sugoi-writes · 4 days
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Alastor with a reader who tries on his suit jacket and mimics him in a mirror ( I feel like this nut has a closet filled with the same clothes) and gets caught by him? I’d have to shoot myself if this happened to me but I want to feel the embarrassment radiating off the reader. (He finds it cute tho—phew!)
🍻D runk Danny Asks 🍻
Ahah, same warnings as before!
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You poised in the mirror with your hands on your hips: Superwoman style. You heard that this was a pose that could actually boost confidence if you repeated this action daily... some sort of positive-reinforcement via brain chemistry. But, your train of thought was cut off as you did a giddy little twirl.
You fanned out the longer coat tails of Alastor's coat, marveling the split that made room for his fluffy tail. You squirmed at the thought of seeing it wag, but you controlled yourself. You grabbed a hair brush off of Alastor's nightstand, posing like you had a microphone to your lips.
"Salutations~ Good to be back on the air!" You attempted in your best transatlantic accent. You snorted, fanning your face as you shrunk in on yourself," Hells, that was bad!"
You pretended to lean on your imaginary cane, a hand to your chest as you belted out," Alastor, pleasure to be meeting you sweetheart, QUITE the pleasure! Have you heard of my podcast~?"
"As a matter of fact, I have~" You froze as a slow clap came from the doorway, a shit eating grin on the Radio Demon's face," Dare I say, I'm a huge fan of yours~" He perfectly mimicked your voice, a slight static over the intonation of your cadence. You squeaked as Alastor strode towards you, eyes filled with a prideful glee.
"Dear, if you really wanted to impersonate me... you should really do something about this posture!" Back to his normal tone, you nearly shrieked as Alastor's hands grabbed your hips. He angled them back slightly as he kissed the crown of your head. His hands slid up your body, making you gasp and writhe between them and their wake. He took hold of your wrists, hands loose but firm in their grip. The both of you looked into the mirror, your face warm at the sight of Alastor towering over you.
"Much better, dear... much better~" he practically purred in your ear, your breath becoming a distant thought. You had effectively forgot how to breathe. And Alastor would have been content with the teasing... if your hips didn't meet his own.
"I wonder... how do you sound when you moan my name...?"
You gasp as Alastor ground against your ass, a shocked mewl escaping you.
"Let's find out~"
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613rm · 7 months
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slightlymore · 7 months
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Have you seen the new comeback? Any thoughts?
omg yeah fact check the song is great loved it but the album is not my taste and I don't want to hurt any feelings by reviewing it kskskssskkskskkskkssk
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mangaka-neko-chan · 6 months
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Why your prince have boobs?
Because since childhood Neh'edi liked the title Prince more over Princess. She was of the opinion that solely because she's she doesn't mean she can't be a Prince instead of Princess. She has a clear image of what she wants to be and the title Prince fits that best.
Also good genetics.
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iseathegalaxy · 2 years
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DSitMoM thoughts (spoilers)
to my thinking, they butchered wanda's entire character arc; it is very reminiscent to me of what they did to daenerys, how they took a well written, powerful woman that has gone through so much pain her entire life, pain that seems to have no end, and in a single installment, after such a long character arc development, they completely forgot about her humanity and what made audiences feel for her and want her to have a little bit of happiness and peace only to reduce her to a woman blinded by pure rage.
wanda has an entire show based on her huge mistake and two whole episodes are dedicated to her realising that she was wrong only to have MoM turn her into the mad queen witch.
they tried to """mend""" it in the end but, again, they tried to do what wandavision dedicated a whole two (2!) episodes to to have us truly sympathise with her and then show us how she truly saw the error of her ways and, regardless of how deeply and horribly it destroyed her to her very core, how she had a responsibility to mend things and she did.
just like i said with dany back then, had it been better written and been given more time to develope, that kind of end to her arc would've probably been fine; would i have liked it? no, but it would've been within the expected and plausible possibilities the story could go for. but it wasn't.
i know the darkhold corrupts people but going from seeing wanda use it to look for her children after moving to the middle of nowhere in order to not pose a threat to anyone (and in a sort of penance, too) to having gone full evil after so much growth we had seen from her and indiscriminately killing whoever stands in her way when we saw her suffer to her very core when she realised she had mentally enslaved an entire city is a slap to the face for me.
wanda in MoM was written by someone who didn't watch or watched and didn't fucking care about wandavision at all, and i absolutly resent that. wandavision is the best tv show marvel has, and arguably even one of the best marvel productions overall, and every last trace of character arc was thrown out in this movie.
the style. this is an opinion. i'm not a big sam raimi directing style fan so i didn't like that either. i felt it was too goofy at times, which is something i love in thor, for example, because i feel it fits the type of story it's telling plus i love taika's directing style, but i believe this story, one that i think should've been told from the perspective of the continuation of wanda's grief and ultimate complete acceptance that there's nothing she can do about it, should've been treated in a serious tone.
on america, i love her with my whole being and i know she wasn't (not even supposed to be) the centre of the movie, not even close, but having her or a magic object able to open multiversal portals would've been exactly the same; she was totally wasted as a character, a complete shame given the amazing personality and infinite potencial she as a character and xochitl as an actress have.
one last thing, i almost never complain about fanservice (ralph boner is an honorary exception) but the illuminati? ...... i felt utterly cheated and i want to point out that all of the reviews criticising the movie i've read so far are based on what was shown and promised to us officially and not the fanmade expectations we had so it's on them.
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fleabaged · 7 months
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bestieee what do we think about the bottoms movie 🤠
omg whatever inspired you to come to my inbox… hello. I enjoyed it a lot but I saw it a few weeks ago and can only remember the feeling of enjoyment but the details of it have kinda slipped right out of my brain. I enjoyed the voice and tone and quirk of it all tho!!!! lord knows it was nice to watch something about teens that wasn’t forcing buzzword “you’re so cancelled 🤣” lingo onto us.
And I’ll die if ayo ever does anything to her two cute front teeth
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1-800-iluvhockey · 10 months
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swiftie friends …. what’s your favorite song(s) on speak now (tv)?
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silenthill2ps2 · 1 year
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wait you watched megan too… what did you think of it
YES I ADORED IT i can tell m3gan is already a horror icon... i love the story a lot and the special effects were so gorgeous i like that m3gan's face was a practical effect (at least i think it was it didnt look very cgi-ish to me) i just wish it was more gorey but then again it was rated pg-13. it was fun campy horror which is my fave kind of horror
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qvincvnx · 1 year
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classics mutuals. clutuals. any of you read the wolf den?
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royal-loki · 1 year
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I know this is like 7 months late but I wanted to get this off my chest. Thor 4 was so bad. If you didn’t like Taika already because of Thor 3 (which I love btw) then you’d hate him even more. If you did like Thor 3, you felt like the juvenile humor was turned up to an 11 and the focus on the plot was nonexistent. Every scene felt like a hodgepodge of writer’s room ideas thrown together like an SNL episode.
- I wanted the comic book accurate Gorr design, it was cool as fuck. They said they didn’t want him to be compared to Voldemort but he still was!
- With Loki getting different versions of himself in the show, I thought for sure they would follow the comic book and have multiple Thors. I was even picturing Liam playing a younger Thor and Russel Crowe playing the older King Thor. Instead, Crowe played a terrible Zeus with a ridiculous accent. It just didn’t fit the role at all.
- Valkyrie’s story was boring and they could have done way more with giving her a love interest instead of having a drunken conversation that they could easily cut out for international audiences.
- I’m sorry to anyone who is a fan of Jane but I really did not want her in the movie. They broke up, they were finished. They had to shoehorn in a love montage just to remind the audience that they had a relationship in the first place.
- I would rather have Thor pursue a romantic relationship with Sif who they also shoehorned into the movie with no real purpose other than exposition dumping.
- NO LOKI CAMEO!!
- No Grandmaster cameo even though I heard they shot scenes but they didn’t make it into the movie.
- The fight scenes had very lazy choreography.
- Honestly, Chris got too bulked up for the role. You can tell he couldn’t move as gracefully as his other appearances as Thor. He seemed miserable from the rigorous exercise routine and diet that I could tell he wasn’t the same cheerful guy on set.
- Taika had no plan for this movie. He winged it like a last minute college essay and it shows. I love his work, most of his movies are amazing but I’m so glad he isn’t coming back for another Thor movie.
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miomiomate · 1 year
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i will never look at mushrooms the same way ever again
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maverickcalf · 1 year
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alright i should try to be more social with new top gun fans. So uhhh hello? How's it hanging? Y'all still feel the need for speed now a days?
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gendercritquinn · 1 year
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Anyone that has tried this from Deep brand know if I can just microwave it instead of baking it or frying in a pan?
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vestaclinicpod · 2 years
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Scan. Trial. Wire. Detach. Where is Dr Adra when you need her? 😥
Don't miss episode 9 of The Vesta Clinic - out now where you get your podcasts!
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butchfalin · 5 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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