they should invent a doesn't kill you that actually makes you stronger

Don't stop talking about Palestine 🇵🇸

the world is a better place with trans women in it

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

DONT STOP TALKING ABOUT PALESTINE! DONT STOP TAKING ABOUT GAZA!

DONT LET THEM MAKE YOU FORGET!!

petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't

Bothering the beast

Joking aside, the Millennium Falcon is not the space fantasy equivalent of a busted-ass old panel van.

The Millennium Falcon is the space fantasy equivalent of a busted-ass old panel van that's inexplicably been hot-rodded to have a top speed of 300 miles per hour, which is substantially funnier.

You know, as the concept of “zombifying fungi” becomes more and more popular, I notice it still referred to everywhere as like a “brain parasite.” So I guess a lot of people overlooked or forgot how in 2019 it was discovered that cordyceps and other similar fungal parasites leave the brain and nervous system completely untouched. They only control the muscles. They use chemical signals to make the muscles flex in real time where they want to go :)

The road goes ever on and on…

…and Thorin Oakenshield will pass into legend.

i drew my funniest core memory

GUESS MONSTER

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day🍽️

My piece for @monsterballzine ❣️leftover sales now open❣️