Mercury: You should calm down. Let off some steam. Neo over there can suck an egg through a garden hose~.
Neo: (Puts her lips to hose, Egg pops out)
Mercury: NO! SUCK! SUCK! Ugh... We're working on the act.
Jaune: I see...
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I swear I will finish this chapter this week even if it kills me, which it might.
Bowser out here with the REAL questions.
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“Hey, Brobot!” Luigi lets loose an ear-piercing whistle, the ground shaking as a penumbra of steam and gears descends from the sanitized heavens. Mario slaps a hand over his mouth as the gargantuan tower of metal settles a few feet above the ground, twin irises boring a laser-tight target onto the center of Mario’s chest.
“When the hell did he have time to build another killer robot?” Bowser exclaims.
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Jaune: (The Huntsman) Son of a bitch...
Roman: Son of a whore, actually. But semantics, and what not. Is there a reason you're in my hide-out?
Jaune: You mean besides poisoning me?
Roman: Poisoned you? Nah, nah, nah... Not my style, Huntsman. I'm more of a fire a flare gun at your face and stab you in the back kind of guy. I did sell the dust, though.
Jaune: Oh? To who?
Roman: Yeah, sure, let me just tell you all of who my clients were. Oh, and I'll even thrown my mother's maiden name in, too, while I'm at it. And heck, my online banking password, too, why not?
Jaune: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! What is with you assholes eking this shit out?!
Roman: I'm sorry, but the criminal underworld would lose it's whole "underworld" element if we just exposited everything when people asked.
Jaune: Ugh, I don't have time for this crap! Gun of Hurry This Up! (Shoots his shoulder with Storm Flower)
Roman: NGH! Son of a- WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Jaune: I'M DYING, TORCHWICK!
Roman: WHO JUST SHOOTS SOMEONE IN THE DAMN SHOULDER LIKE THAT?! It's just so... so... SO RUDE!
Jaune: (Walks up to Torchwick, Shoves his finger into the wound) Talk-! (Leaps away, Dry heaves) Oh god... That is so gross...
Roman: First time intimidating?
Jaune: N-NO! I mean, this, yeah, but I saw it in a movie and I thought I'd give it a try. But actually doing it... (Shudders)
Roman: This isn't a game, kid.
Jaune: I know that! That's why I did the thing with the hole! Now, are you gonna tell me what I want to know, or do I have to finger you again?
Roman: (Quirks his brow)
Jaune: I KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
Roman: ...Fine. I sold the dust to- (Shot in the chest)
Jaune: Holy shit!
Ruby: GOD DAMMIT, NO!
Jaune: Dammit, Ruby! I know you and Torchwick had beef, but you didn't have to-
Ruby: I was aiming for YOU, ASSHOLE!
Jaune: Wait, WHAAAAAAA
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