Connor: I’m a sensible, peaceful man.
Hank: Five minutes ago you threw a chair at Gavin.
Connor: That was a sensible, peaceful compromise from the table I was going to throw at him.
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I'm unsure if it's a good scenario or not but it's something I've been thinking of kamski fucking with the water in Connor's tank could be using a different chlorine or salt level or something and it causes him to get allergic stuffy runny gills and red nose lots of sneezing but Connor tries to hide the symptoms from Hank
fever
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How it feels to be the only one who doesn't ship hank-con
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Okay. But. Imagine that North might be distrustful with Connor, but he then offers her to be completely honest and actually show her.
North by this time knows that Connor is probably against touching if you're not Hank. (I just like the headcanon that he's so used to violence he can't really answer well to touch)
She accepts the interfacing and FEELS the fear Connor felt when Amanda essentially violated his body and took away his free will. And then the posterior fear and guilt he felt, how terrified he was to be a danger again, to be violated again.
The interfacing stops, and Connor is expected for her to be upset and angry. Hell, he was prepared to be executed just like that time in the church, where he was willing to die just because he didn't believe they would trust him after all.
So, North hugs him.
It wasn't like Hank's.
It wasn't a hug of happiness.
It was a hug full of pain and understanding.
No words were exchanged. Just the two holding each other for as long as they needed to.
After that, they became insanely close against anyone's understanding because none of the two were willing to share why they became friends from one moment to another.
Extra kudos if North just comes and goes to Hank's house to see Connor without being invited, since Connor isn't that comfortable going to New Jericho yet. Hank stopped asking and just let the kids be kids, especially after North showed him she can be trusted by threatening the living hell out of him if he ever dares to hurt Connor.
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Hank&Connor familial/romantic preference and whether it has something to do with your dad 👁️
So I've seen takes about how the way you see these two has some correlation with whether you had a dad growing up, and even though it's mostly just a joke I'm now genuinely curious to see some actual data to back/debunk this claim
so, if you're curious too, choose an option that best describes you and let's see
You....
🎣 - had a father(figure) growing up (irrelevant whether a good functional one or not really)
🫥 - didn't have a father(figure) growing up
(if you used to have one up to a certain point choose 🫥 if you don't remember him enough to miss, or if you do remember him enough to miss (or remember missing in the past) choose 🎣)
And
🏡 - you like father-son interpretation and dislike/are indifferent towards romantic one
💙 - you like romantic interpretation and dislike/are indifferent towards father-son one
✌️- you equally like both interpretations as two different parallel universes
🚫 - you dislike/indifferent towards both interpretations
If you find it interesting reblog for a bigger sample size
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Connor: Lieutenant, I regret what happened earlier.
Hank: How did you get in here?
Connor: I'm not here to discuss your lack of home security. I'm here to apologize.
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oh my GOD can we please stop fighting abt hankcon n father/son shit cuz its always like the same two arguements
theyre canonly friends, best friends if u rlly wanna push it, so lets js have them be those two guy friends who know WAY too much abt each othet to b normal? maybe? please? ive read so many fics where theyre like that its so funny
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Dbh brainrot is real guys (pls don’t mind the messiness, I hadn’t even known what I’d wanted to draw before I even started, my bad 😔😔)
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Connor: I like dogs. What's your dog's name?
Hank: What's it to you?
Connor: That's an odd name.
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Something about skinny pathetic men and their old ass bf.
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