i got pasta making attachments for my stand mixer for christmas which means it's the perfect time to put zoro through the proverbial pasta press too!

I'm totally fine when artists use the comms I got from them to advertise their work/comms, it's their work and they can use it as they want within reason of course. It's just always funny when I'm scrolling on home and I'll get blasted with The Guy

when is it poor recollection and when is it possibly lowkey amnesia I should get checked out?

acutely distressed by the idea that Gifts is not most people’s love language beause do you know. do you know i display both the gift and the box it came in because you gave it to me. do you know i still think about you everytime i look at my windowsill even though we havent spoken in years. do you know how happy i am to see you wear the mittens i got you for christmas. how it makes my day to see the gift i made you for your birthday on top of your closet when i visit. i gave you a keychain for christmas and you laughed and handed me my present and it was the same keychain. love is stored in the h&m keychain mine is called bunbun II because you have the first

Yk the way your muscle cramps pre pins and needles… feeling that rn and im already sick of it

my tolerance for any injury has gone down thanks to my knee

and yes I made this worse for myself and yes I hate myself for that but god I did not expect my mother to insist it was fine so much

“Im not saying your not injured but… [talks about writing issues that is clearly undiagnosed dysgraphia]” mother darling I can’t fucking do anything and i haven’t written anything in 6 weeks

next she’ll be saying “it’s your phone”

@staff @support @engineering @music @books

Have you ever considered this is a really stupid layout to have when there’s no way to easily get your account back if you accidentally hit the wrong button???

congratulations! you’re now a pirate. your seventh most recent emoji is the symbol on your flag. mine is ™️

To my mutuals or followers, or just anyone who sees this:

Please reblog the kosa bill posts from me and others. This bill is EXTREMELY dangerous to the queer community and especially queer minors. As a queer and trans minor in a bad home situation, I and many others would be in so much danger if this bill is approved. Its actually so horrific. One of the senators who introduced it, Marsha Blackburn, said that "protecting minor children from the transgender in this culture" was a top priority. As a trans minor, I find this disgusting and harmful to my existence, I'm sure many others my age feel the same way. So please: REBLOG THE KOSA BILL POSTS.

EDIT: IT WILL ALSO CENSOR THE PALESTINE GENOCIDE POSTS AND MANY MORE THINGS!!! WE WILL BE BLOCKED FROM THE TRUTH!!! Also I do not know many things about the kosa bill, this is the limit of my knowlege, so I can't answer any questions. I'm sorry!

Would you all still love me if I was a little Unconventionally fucked up

🪽❕️👁❕️🪽 <- runs cold

❌️❕️⚫️❕️❌️ <- runs warm

⭐️✨️👁✨️⭐️ <- runs true neutral

It's not NOT confirmed (?)

Bonus:

This weapon is your life!

ANAKIN SKYWALKER and OBI-WAN KENOBI Attack of the Clones deleted scene from a trailer

writing angst and listening to sad German rap bc my shoulder hurts so fuxking much to sleep

There are two ways through which you can delete tags in Shopify products. One is deleting those tags individually from each product or deleting them in bulk.

Alice Dyer is NOT Tim 2.0. Their humor is completely different. Canon Tim is incredibly different from fanon tim. He is funny sometimes, but when it comes down to it, his humor comes down to “millenial who makes the occasional pop culture reference and is jokingly flirty sometimes”. He knows what a meme is, but his meme knowledge is not that far advanced from “I can haz cheesburger” cat. He is not hip with the memes. Alice is the one who is hip with the memes. Please let this woman be cringe and let Timothy Stoker be free from the chains of comedic relief meme guy.