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peach-pot · 1 year

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#pcpr #cyberpunk red #polygon cyberpunk red #vang0 bang0 #dapper dasha #burger chainz #polygon #hannah talks sometimes

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glitterparpaing · 2 years

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i am very fond of the vang0 bang0 trans headcanon but u know what’s funnier??

him waking up in a warehouse and not remembering anything. except there are 2 big ass scars on his torso. and since he forgot abt pretty much the whole world, he also forgot about the concept of trans ppl (and like, gender in general, but this would be a complicated concept to really comprehend as fully socialized individuals bc gender is a very big part of society and we can’t just imagine living without the norms it created, ANYWAY). so he just thinks, 'yo, i got wounded pretty bad in the past lol'

and he learns how to live in society again and thinks he’s just like any other man. which he kinda is. he tells everyone he’s kind of a warrior bc of his scars and even though everyone knows they’re top surgery scars, they think he’s joking and never actually tell him off.

when he tries to find his past, he only finds traces of a woman who looks a lot like him. so he thinks it’s his twin sister, and when he tries to look for her, she hasn’t given any signs of life since a few years before he woke up in a warehouse. then, his theory is that she died in a fight with a gang or some sort of criminal organization, and that he got those scars by trying to defend her. it made him a bit sad, but he was glad his past self was brave enough to try and fight. he wished he was that brave now.

but everything stops when someone in the streets seems to recognize him and calls him by his deceased sister’s name. vang0 is about to ask them about her, and everything that has happened before the warehouse, but burger shoves a fist in their face before he can try. dapper is incredibly angry too, and it takes vang0 a few rounds of vehement insults before he starts to understand. he didn’t get the scars from a fight, at least not a physical one. and he never had a twin sister.

when he asks burger and dapper about it, they say they thought he knew he was trans and that asking him about it would be disrespectful.

#let’s play cyberpunk red #polygon #brian david gilbert #bdg #trans vang0 bang0 #vang0 bang0 #burger chainz #dapper dasha #im now convinced that this is the truth and no one can change my mind.#this man found doses of testosterone in his jacket w the inscription 'inject weekly!'#and he thought 'well that’s what any man would do right' and he kept on living his life #king behaviour

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aliensmoothie · 2 years

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every day i miss polygon cyberpunk red .

#vang0 bang0 ... burgerchains ... dapper dasha ... i miss them so bad #genuine hole in my being . the world suffered a grave loss when they went away #⸸

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lesbianroland · 2 years

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blorbo thing uhm may I see my friend dasha dapper dasha

:3 dasha

#th.txt #asks

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thesleeplessb · 3 years

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For those of you that were disappointed by the game but still want to immerse themselves in the Cyberpunk world and for those who actually enjoyed the game but want more ...

may I offer you Polygon's Cyberpunk Red table top RPG series?

- it is FREE on youtube

- it is still set in Night City

- many shenanigans and fun times

- it is inclusive and has representation without it seeming forced

- it is only has a few episode so you don't have hours and hours of content to catch up with

- the community is small but wonderful, with a lot of really good art and memes

- these are the main characters and I love them with all my heart:

Burger Chainz is a big lovable Himbo who will not stop at anything to make you his friend

Dapper Dasha is the braincell of the group and exudes the biggest BDE ever

Vang0 Bang0 brings the chaotic relatable energy being the techincally smarter character but being the dumbest in everything else

they are respectively played by Pat Gill, Simone de Rochefort and Brian David Gilbert (who you may know from his famous chaotic youtube series Unraveled that gaves us these wonderful memes)

Also

the Game Master is Jenna Stroeber (in the middle), she is so good and will also make you gay for her, I mean loOK AT HER

you can find the first episode here:

youtube

and the even better continuation here:

youtube

if you already know of the series please feel free to add reasons why you love it and why people should watch it

#Cyberpunk 2077 #polygon cyberpunk red #polygon #bdg #vang0 bang0 #dapper dasha #brian david gilbert #burger chainz

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maple-keenes · 3 years

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rewatching the polygon cyberpunk red mini-campaign and i forgot how much i loved these three absolute fools. these idiots are amazing. am i talking about dasha, burger, and vango? am i talking about simone, pat, and bdg? you’ll never know! all you know is that jenna is not included

#dasha does have general custody of the braincell but it is only one #and she can only use it on special occasions #burger has Heart #vango has the sex appeal #polygon #dapper dasha #burger chainz #vang0 bang0 #simone de rochefort #pat gill #brian david gilbert #jenna stoeber #polygon cyberpunk red #cyberpunk red #cyberpunk red: the ring box

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dxppercxdxver · 3 years

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thinking about Her (dapper dasha)

#idk i just think she's neat :)#dapper dasha #polygon cyberpunk red #radio free junebug #50 #100 #200

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icbrothers · 3 years

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I rewatched polygon play cyberpunk red this weekend so had to do some doodles of the main cast - i love these idiots

#Pcpr #polygon #Cyberpunk #cyberpunk red #Dapper dasha #Burger chainz #Vang0 bang0 #Fanart #Sketches

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breakoutbox · 3 years

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Dasha rainbow undercut

#my art #art #fanart #dapper dasha #pcpr #pcprewatch #polygon #polygon cyberpunk red #artist on tumblr #digital art #digital fanart #simone de rochefort

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manhattan-gamestop · 3 years

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The first Cyberpunk Overboard is great actually

#I was gonna do a whole gifset of different things #but saw this and said 'actually no this is good'#also I figured out how to caption the actual gifs!!! I've only ever seen ID's at the bottom as a separate text box #assuming that what I did actually worked alkjdhlkjfh #polygon #cyberpunk overboard #bdg #simone de rochefort #pat gill #jenna stoeber #vang0 bang0 #dapper dasha #burger chainz #mine #my gifs

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peach-pot · 1 year

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also while I have y’all here

#I know most of us love the trio of them the most #so it’s not included. choose mf 🔫#pcpr #vang0 bang0 #dapper dasha #burger chainz #polygon #hannah talks sometimes

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glitterparpaing · 2 years

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im gonna keep on w my vang0 bang0 headcanons bc i love writing them and this fandom is dead so.

alright hear me out: vang0’s blonde long hair is a wig

not that shocking i know, but im gonna tell u why and when and why he doesn’t wanna tell anyone abt it

so he wakes up in a warehouse right, and he remembers batshit abt everything

he just knows he has scars on his torso (per my previous hc) and a shitty haircut. here im talking abt either a bad bowlcut or a badly hidden balding, something really ugly. he hates it and thinks that whoever he was before, he had shitty taste. but whatever, he just has to change it before he gets out of this hellhole. alright, but here’s this: there’s no mirror in the warehouse except for the shitty camera of his agent. sure, he does find some cutting objects, but he doesn’t want to cut himself, and he doesn’t want to make his hair even uglier either.

that’s when he fins a wig buried in one of the boxes the warehouse contains. not a very good quality, but when he puts it on and watches his reflection in his agent camera, he doesn’t think it’s too bad. actually, he thinks it gives him some sort of style. some swag, if u may.

2 weeks later, once he starts working and gaining money, he buys himself a better one. and his goal is clear: he has to let his hair grow and then dye it blonde. until that happens, the wig stays. but then again, things rarely happen as planned: his hair takes very, VERY long to grow. in a year, he grows maybe 3 inches. and that’s humiliating. especially when he’s convinced everyone he knows his wig is his real hair, because, hey, "explaining u have a wig because your haircut is ugly is really lame".

(once again, just like for the trans thing, everyone knows he wears wigs. his moustache and his brows are dark, and sometimes dapper can see his real hair peeking through when he wears a low ponytail. burger doesn’t really notice anything, and both never mention it to vang0 because they think he’s joking. although after the whole deadnaming incident they understand he doesn’t have that kind of humor, but still don’t want to upset him)

so he keeps wearing wigs.

#polygon plays cyberpunk red #let’s play cyberpunk red #vang0 bang0 #burger chainz #dapper dasha #starting to think i should do hc’s on my own original characters #bc im so good at hc’s i love doing them #crazy to think bdg was too lazy to write a backstory for his character and now im here writing the most unimportant and meaningless scenes #bdg hire me if u ever want to create a backstory for one of ur characters #id do it gladly

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threecirclingbuzzards · 3 years

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Dapper Dasha: That's your plan?

Vang0 Bang0: Yes.

Burger Chainz: Yes.

Dapper Dasha: WHY?!?!?!

#pcprewatch #pcpr #polygon #polygon cyberpunk red #dapper dasha #vang0 bang0 #bdg #brian david gilbert #simone de rochefort #burger chainz #pat gill

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rabdoidal · 4 years